Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which I found difficult to compile having recently learned that my boss not only knows what a Honey Boo Boo is, but also is familiar with her catchphrases. *scrubs Photoshop with sponge* must get clean…won’t get clean… Anyway, today we’ve got Helen Hunt, who looks great for 80, Ben Stein, whose body swap with Jimmy Kimmel is now complete, and Jon Favreau looking like the kind of guy who could get you a binder full of women.
Mitt Romney seriously referenced binders full of women, HA, that guy!
- Photo Boy
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This bitch is getting hotter…she’s now at “bag-over-head” status in my book, which is a lot higher than where she once was.
Is there anything titties can’t fix?
Opera.
I’m dying. Opera BLOWS
Herpes.
Crazy.
A 1972 Buick Skylark coupe.
Brush your hair next time before hitting the red carpet. She looks all snarly.
It was nice of her to try to distract from the bed head with her semi visible nipples.
I saw the thumbnail and was like “oh those are nice.” Then I clicked on the photo and my penis moved out.
Nice.
I totally see where Suri gets that crazy look.
So that’s where Tara Reid’s been.
“I dunno Dave, I can’t find anything like them in here”
“Here, I found it! It’s in the ‘Guide to the lamest styles of the 1980′s’, they’re called parachute pants”
Huh?
though this is a sufficient amount of cleavage for a highlight, right-click, Google image search, i have yet to come across enough exposure to lead to a video search.
Did Instagram add an “undead” filter?
Lace and ruffles do not work well on elderly men.
“I’ll be right over to fix your pipes, Mrs. Romano. After that, I’ll take a look at your sink.”
Wow! A Schneider reference? Really?!?
Wait…I saw this movie. It ends with her cleaning up with a washcloth.
Vacuous tart
Thousands of women just sighed in relief.
Yep, first thing I thought is “do I see a little bit of old lady leg going on there?”
There’s a simple remedy for this condition, longer fucking pants.
i want to “thumbs up” this, but I can’t:(
not THIS, but what your Mom said.
Sigh…”chick who does nothing photographed doing nothing”…again.
She sells lingerie. Now that ain’t brain surgery or rocket science but it is something that most men can appreciate.
Designing and selling lingerie isn’t the hardest thing in the world, but it does require some sort of business acumen. Besides, she also has a makeup line, a clothing line, has a new perfume about to debut, is the face of Cointreau, does burlesque shows, and, even the though it isn’t really a job, she does all of her styling herself. She’s smart, wears many caps, and isn’t in everybody’s face about what she does.
Oops, my comment was meant for McFeely Smackup.
She has a team of professionals handling all aspects of her “businesses” that require a brain.
Of course there are other people involved, but she has particular visions and concepts in mind for herself and her various lines and products. She doesn’t give control of her image to anyone else – like not having a stylist, for example – and, therefore, has to have a lot to do with what she produces.
For such a creative woman, 100% of her style is best described as “trying hard to look like Bettie Page”.
superficial.com record for toes in a picture.
Waiting in the soup line with the rest of the hobos
And by the way, Russel Brand called. He wants his girly-girl scarf back!
My mom has that same outfit!
Jacqueline Nicholson.
That chick is a vampire.
Oops, how rude of me. That dude is a vampire.
She has a lovely singing voice…. wait, boobs. I meant boobs.
No amount of posing will make Hepatitis appealing. Nobody wants a shot of ‘C.’
“I’m going to go ahead and sign this, but you guys realize you mispelled “whores,” right?”
She needs a brush…
tooth brush
hair brush
lint brush
72 hours observation in mental institution… brush.
Dude, very well crafted. Bravo and thanks for the laugh.
would. not. bang.
Nice juxtaposition, Photo Boy. This is like the mirror image of the Michelle Rodriguez pic we just saw.
Shouldn’t she be signing with Pamela?
Oh my gosh! I saw a man’s penis, and it was actually ERECT!
“That wasn’t a penis. It was a cock! In my experience penises are about four inches long and all soft and mushy.”
Buick? Buick? Anyone?
Voluminous bangs would help this tranny out.
Disney or Nickelodeon?
“I have to get something from the store… Self-tanner. I ran out right before I got to my toes.”
Background men: “Let’s just read until someone we give a shit about comes along.”
She has teeth the same color as Helena Bonham Carter’s.
Finally! I thought everyone was going as uptight ho’s this year….
Girlie-boy!
Do you think she’s attempting to smile?
“And while I make the letter “P” with my legs, you do the “Old, Gay Robot” dance!”
I hope the fire doesn’t get out of hand when they burn the couches.
Mario dressed like Luigi
We might as well snap the picture. This is as good as it gets.
maybe she needs to lay off the eyeball whitener.
Seems like a nice boy!
Finally! Tim Burton is going to do a live action version of “The Corpse Bride.”
I blame Tim Burton for this.
It’s pronounced “RALF FINES” you pretentious fucktard.
Tallulah is a Creek Indian word meaning “woman who does not wear undergarments.” See also: Tallulah Bankhead, Tallulah Morton, Tallulah Willis.
Someone took Olivia Wilde’s identity!
Twat.
“S.. uh ma’am? Your tuck-tape is starting to slip…”