The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.17.12

October 17th, 2012 // 424 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which I found difficult to compile having recently learned that my boss not only knows what a Honey Boo Boo is, but also is familiar with her catchphrases. *scrubs Photoshop with sponge* must get clean…won’t get clean… Anyway, today we’ve got Helen Hunt, who looks great for 80, Ben Stein, whose body swap with Jimmy Kimmel is now complete, and Jon Favreau looking like the kind of guy who could get you a binder full of women.

Mitt Romney seriously referenced binders full of women, HA, that guy!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Paris Hilton Cleavage Breast Implants
    Mr. Poop, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
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    This bitch is getting hotter…she’s now at “bag-over-head” status in my book, which is a lot higher than where she once was.

  2. Michelle Rodriguez Cleavage See Through Dress Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    Cock Dr
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    Brush your hair next time before hitting the red carpet. She looks all snarly.
    It was nice of her to try to distract from the bed head with her semi visible nipples.

  3. Paris Hilton Cleavage Breast Implants
    Josephus
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    I saw the thumbnail and was like “oh those are nice.” Then I clicked on the photo and my penis moved out.

  4. Georgia Salpa Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress LYNX Photocall
    Mr. Poop, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
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    Nice.

  5. Katie Holmes Scrunched Up Face
    BillEBuoy
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    I totally see where Suri gets that crazy look.

  6. Amelia Lily Panty Flash Upskirt
    Josephus
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    So that’s where Tara Reid’s been.

  7. Steven Tyler Scarf Bell Bottoms Sunglasses
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    “I dunno Dave, I can’t find anything like them in here”
    “Here, I found it! It’s in the ‘Guide to the lamest styles of the 1980′s’, they’re called parachute pants”

  8. Amanda Reifer Cover Drive Cleavage
    rantatonne
    Commented on this photo:

    though this is a sufficient amount of cleavage for a highlight, right-click, Google image search, i have yet to come across enough exposure to lead to a video search.

  9. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    Josephus
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    Did Instagram add an “undead” filter?

  10. Steven Tyler Scarf Bell Bottoms Sunglasses
    Cock Dr
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    Lace and ruffles do not work well on elderly men.

  11. Jon Favreau Moustache Aviator Glasses
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    “I’ll be right over to fix your pipes, Mrs. Romano. After that, I’ll take a look at your sink.”

  12. Paris Hilton Cleavage Breast Implants
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    Wait…I saw this movie. It ends with her cleaning up with a washcloth.

  13. Amelia Lily Panty Flash Upskirt
    InkyBlack
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    Vacuous tart

  14. Halle Berry Legs Cellulite Daisy Dukes
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Thousands of women just sighed in relief.

  15. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Bra
    Commented on this photo:

    Sigh…”chick who does nothing photographed doing nothing”…again.

    • Cock Dr

      She sells lingerie. Now that ain’t brain surgery or rocket science but it is something that most men can appreciate.

      • Trek Girl

        Designing and selling lingerie isn’t the hardest thing in the world, but it does require some sort of business acumen. Besides, she also has a makeup line, a clothing line, has a new perfume about to debut, is the face of Cointreau, does burlesque shows, and, even the though it isn’t really a job, she does all of her styling herself. She’s smart, wears many caps, and isn’t in everybody’s face about what she does.

      • Trek Girl

        Oops, my comment was meant for McFeely Smackup.

      • BenDoverman

        She has a team of professionals handling all aspects of her “businesses” that require a brain.

      • Trek Girl

        Of course there are other people involved, but she has particular visions and concepts in mind for herself and her various lines and products. She doesn’t give control of her image to anyone else – like not having a stylist, for example – and, therefore, has to have a lot to do with what she produces.

      • For such a creative woman, 100% of her style is best described as “trying hard to look like Bettie Page”.

  16. Kelly Bensimon Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    superficial.com record for toes in a picture.

  17. Steven Tyler Scarf Bell Bottoms Sunglasses
    BillEBuoy
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    Waiting in the soup line with the rest of the hobos

    And by the way, Russel Brand called. He wants his girly-girl scarf back!

  18. Steven Tyler Scarf Bell Bottoms Sunglasses
    your mom
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    My mom has that same outfit!

  19. Katie Holmes Scrunched Up Face
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    Jacqueline Nicholson.

  20. Tallulah Harlech See Through Dress Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That chick is a vampire.

    Oops, how rude of me. That dude is a vampire.

  21. Amanda Reifer Cover Drive Cleavage
    your mom
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    She has a lovely singing voice…. wait, boobs. I meant boobs.

  22. Pamela Anderson Side Boob Butt Lingerie Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    No amount of posing will make Hepatitis appealing. Nobody wants a shot of ‘C.’

  23. Pamela Anderson Side Boob Butt Lingerie Twitter
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    “I’m going to go ahead and sign this, but you guys realize you mispelled “whores,” right?”

  24. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She needs a brush…

    tooth brush
    hair brush
    lint brush
    72 hours observation in mental institution… brush.

  25. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
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    would. not. bang.

  26. Steven Tyler Scarf Bell Bottoms Sunglasses
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    Nice juxtaposition, Photo Boy. This is like the mirror image of the Michelle Rodriguez pic we just saw.

  27. Halle Berry Legs Cellulite Daisy Dukes
    George P Burdell
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    Shouldn’t she be signing with Pamela?

  28. Katie Holmes Scrunched Up Face
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    Oh my gosh! I saw a man’s penis, and it was actually ERECT!

  29. Ben Stein Double Chin
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    Buick? Buick? Anyone?

  30. Tallulah Harlech See Through Dress Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Voluminous bangs would help this tranny out.

  31. Amelia Lily Panty Flash Upskirt
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Disney or Nickelodeon?

  32. Kelly Bensimon Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    “I have to get something from the store… Self-tanner. I ran out right before I got to my toes.”

  33. Steven Tyler Scarf Bell Bottoms Sunglasses
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    Background men: “Let’s just read until someone we give a shit about comes along.”

  34. Katie Holmes Scrunched Up Face
    InkyBlack
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    She has teeth the same color as Helena Bonham Carter’s.

  35. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    your mom
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    Finally! I thought everyone was going as uptight ho’s this year….

  36. Georgia Salpa Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress LYNX Photocall
    BillEBuoy
    Commented on this photo:

    Girlie-boy!

  37. Michelle Rodriguez Cleavage See Through Dress Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    InkyBlack
    Commented on this photo:

    Do you think she’s attempting to smile?

  38. Martha Stewart Yoga
    Commented on this photo:

    “And while I make the letter “P” with my legs, you do the “Old, Gay Robot” dance!”

  39. Pamela Anderson Side Boob Butt Lingerie Twitter
    Hedgehog
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    I hope the fire doesn’t get out of hand when they burn the couches.

  40. Jon Favreau Moustache Aviator Glasses
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    Mario dressed like Luigi

  41. Helen Hunt Wrinkles The Sessions Premiere BFI London Film Festival
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    We might as well snap the picture. This is as good as it gets.

  42. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    zomgbie
    Commented on this photo:

    maybe she needs to lay off the eyeball whitener.

  43. Steven Tyler Scarf Bell Bottoms Sunglasses
    InkyBlack
    Commented on this photo:

    Seems like a nice boy!

  44. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    Commented on this photo:

    Finally! Tim Burton is going to do a live action version of “The Corpse Bride.”

  45. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I blame Tim Burton for this.

  46. Ralph Fiennes Balding Hyde Park On Hudson Premiere BFI London Film Festival
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    It’s pronounced “RALF FINES” you pretentious fucktard.

  47. Tallulah Harlech See Through Dress Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    Commented on this photo:

    Tallulah is a Creek Indian word meaning “woman who does not wear undergarments.” See also: Tallulah Bankhead, Tallulah Morton, Tallulah Willis.

  48. Tallulah Harlech See Through Dress Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    Michael
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone took Olivia Wilde’s identity!

  49. Ben Stein Double Chin
    vandinz
    Commented on this photo:

    Twat.

  50. Kelly Bensimon Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    “S.. uh ma’am? Your tuck-tape is starting to slip…”

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