Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which I found difficult to compile having recently learned that my boss not only knows what a Honey Boo Boo is, but also is familiar with her catchphrases. *scrubs Photoshop with sponge* must get clean…won’t get clean… Anyway, today we’ve got Helen Hunt, who looks great for 80, Ben Stein, whose body swap with Jimmy Kimmel is now complete, and Jon Favreau looking like the kind of guy who could get you a binder full of women.
Mitt Romney seriously referenced binders full of women, HA, that guy!
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wow that zombie app is awesome!
she is doing an impersonation – fake plastic tree
You sure that isn’t Pippa?
It’s the same ass. They have a timeshare.
With the Pam Anderson photos and this chick you’d think it’s still the 90s.
this photo makes me think of the mid eighties – remember that movie mask?
Hahaha that was awesome.
Suri has taken over Katie’s body.
They badly need to be in a horror movie together.
Again?
Work it girl!
She do clean up nice.
Littering and…. Littering and…. Littering and…..
Smoking the Reifer
Betcha never seen Janice Dickinson and Steven Tyler in the same picture.
Looks like the people behind him are using the paper version of Google to find out who the heck he is.
They’re pretending to be busy so they don’t have to look at him.
Rihanna got boobs!
The forehead of Rihanna…
the boobs of Tyra…
and the pants of Steven Tyler.
Yeah, but those pants on a woman look good.
What. The. Fuck.
While you’re down there…
Holy thighs. That zipper sure looks strained
At first glance I thought she was wearing suspenders, which would have been odd since those pants clearly aren’t going anywhere.
i was only obliquely aware of billy connelly until he appeared in TCWM a couple days ago, but there that fucker is again waiting for an autograph.
See what poor financial management can force upon a middle aged woman?
This is what happens when the stock market take your 401(k) to be with Jesus.
Well, this is the kinda shit you have to do when you get fired from your coupon bog.
Oh, typo.. It’s the DP Model Management party.
Hey, it might be DT if she’s stopped drinkin—ahahahahahaha, I couldn’t finish that with a straight face.
With her, it could even be the DVDA Model Management party.
STD Management
My jaw would be sore too.
kinda tacky to put the deceased in that dress.
This is Brandon Lee, right?
Smellin Cunt
Oh man at first I looked at the photo and thought wow that is really embarrassing that you let a woman tie your shoe for you. Then I read the caption and realized it was during a film shoot. Context is everything.
‘On the set’ does not automatically mean it was during a scene.
Bottom line, if pretending to have arthritic thumbs gets Olivia in this position I have to say bravo!
“Um, Miss Hilton, my eyes are up here.”
how is that not Kesha?
If it was Kesha wouldn’t her ass be somehow weirdly squeezing through her legs or something?
Can you make it out to: The John I blew in ’98 and now has a terminal STD?
It’s spelled “whore,” not “horse.”
WIN!!!
You said what everyone should have been thinking.
“Well, apparently your ‘very particular set of skills’ doesn’t include tying your own shoelaces…”
And I think we have a winner. Thank you all for playing.
Maybe he just wanted her to use her own ‘very particular set of skills’.
Hopefully, it DOES include dodging the shotgun blast that Gilligan is about to fire at him.
“Daaaa Bears!”
“Uhmmm listen I was just kidding about the whole ‘I’ll find you and I will kill you’ thing…”
Writing lies for Nixon pays off.
Probably not as well as writing lies for Romney, though.
Certainly doesn’t pay to be Obamas cause he doesn’t need any.
Sheesh.
I’de hit it! But then I am the Elephantman so I keep my standards pretty low, this way I’m never dissapointed!
She still looks good from a distance. 100 miles should do the trick.
When did he get on the sexual predators list?
When was he off?
Jokes on her: she thought it was a reality show called “American Maid.”
Poor kid. They attached her head wrong.
She gets that British White shine by brushing her teeth with an organic mixture of coffe grounds, cigarette butts, and butter.
Or an American one with correction fluid ;)
I make correction fluid. In my pants.
“See? See? I DO have a nose motherfuckers..”
There have been rumours going around for years about Liam being very well endowed.
But c’mon, Olivia, “It’s so big I have to tuck it my sock” is just a figure of speech…
OK, these Tim Burton characters are starting to get a little too creepy…
I use the zoom, and her hips no longer fit in the frame.
“Remember when Tom was used to wear lifts?!?!?! Jeee Jeee Jeee”
At the tone, the time will be 3:36. Exactly.
It’s funny that Pam is signing a poster dated the year she was last judged to be bang-able…1951
This is a tough one folks… I mean, her natural physical reaction to gold is to get on her knees but…
Eh… who are we kidding….
I think it’s like Lord of the Rings. The gold is standing in for the Ring, and her tits are like Sméagol turning into Gollum: “We wants it!”
Remember when she was considered, uh, kind of…attractive ?
No…but then I don’t drink.
Your winner, and the NEW Barbadan Butt Sex Champion of the WORRRRRRRRRLD…
lulzor!
KADOOMENT!!!
Officially time to buy a plot for the hard-on over this one.
I learned this pose in prison!
Football Pants Chic?
that is one sexy bj pair
The new iPhone is cool, but the jPhone is invisible!
Those fat sausages he calls fingers hides all the things in his grasp.
Who knew Amanda Bynes would have the wherewithal to color her hair….