The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.17.12

October 17th, 2012 // 424 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which I found difficult to compile having recently learned that my boss not only knows what a Honey Boo Boo is, but also is familiar with her catchphrases. *scrubs Photoshop with sponge* must get clean…won’t get clean… Anyway, today we’ve got Helen Hunt, who looks great for 80, Ben Stein, whose body swap with Jimmy Kimmel is now complete, and Jon Favreau looking like the kind of guy who could get you a binder full of women.

Mitt Romney seriously referenced binders full of women, HA, that guy!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
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    wow that zombie app is awesome!

  2. Georgia Salpa Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress LYNX Photocall
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    she is doing an impersonation – fake plastic tree

  3. Olivia Wilde Butt Sheer Dress Liam Neeson Third Person Set
    tlmck
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    You sure that isn’t Pippa?

  4. Helen Hunt Wrinkles The Sessions Premiere BFI London Film Festival
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    With the Pam Anderson photos and this chick you’d think it’s still the 90s.

  5. Katie Holmes Scrunched Up Face
    tlmck
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    Suri has taken over Katie’s body.

  6. Steven Tyler Scarf Bell Bottoms Sunglasses
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    Work it girl!

  7. Michelle Rodriguez Cleavage See Through Dress Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    tlmck
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    She do clean up nice.

  8. Amanda Reifer Cover Drive Cleavage
    Pepper's Pot
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    Littering and…. Littering and…. Littering and…..
    Smoking the Reifer

  9. Steven Tyler Scarf Bell Bottoms Sunglasses
    rican
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    Betcha never seen Janice Dickinson and Steven Tyler in the same picture.

  10. Steven Tyler Scarf Bell Bottoms Sunglasses
    tlmck
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    Looks like the people behind him are using the paper version of Google to find out who the heck he is.

  11. Amanda Reifer Cover Drive Cleavage
    tlmck
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    Rihanna got boobs!

  12. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    Pepper's Pot
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    What. The. Fuck.

  13. Olivia Wilde Butt Sheer Dress Liam Neeson Third Person Set
    Oldnslo
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    While you’re down there…

  14. Kelly Clarkson Fat Tight Jeans
    Pepper's Pot
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    Holy thighs. That zipper sure looks strained

    • Dick Hell

      At first glance I thought she was wearing suspenders, which would have been odd since those pants clearly aren’t going anywhere.

  15. Steven Tyler Scarf Bell Bottoms Sunglasses
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    i was only obliquely aware of billy connelly until he appeared in TCWM a couple days ago, but there that fucker is again waiting for an autograph.

  16. Pamela Anderson Side Boob Butt Lingerie Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    See what poor financial management can force upon a middle aged woman?

  17. Paris Hilton Cleavage Breast Implants
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Oh, typo.. It’s the DP Model Management party.

  18. Jon Favreau Moustache Aviator Glasses
    Joaquin ingles
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    My jaw would be sore too.

  19. Tallulah Harlech See Through Dress Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    kinda tacky to put the deceased in that dress.

  20. Helen Hunt Wrinkles The Sessions Premiere BFI London Film Festival
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Smellin Cunt

  21. Olivia Wilde Butt Sheer Dress Liam Neeson Third Person Set
    Rico Jones
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    Oh man at first I looked at the photo and thought wow that is really embarrassing that you let a woman tie your shoe for you. Then I read the caption and realized it was during a film shoot. Context is everything.

    • Dick Hell

      ‘On the set’ does not automatically mean it was during a scene.
      Bottom line, if pretending to have arthritic thumbs gets Olivia in this position I have to say bravo!

  22. Paris Hilton Cleavage Breast Implants
    tlmck
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    “Um, Miss Hilton, my eyes are up here.”

  23. Amelia Lily Panty Flash Upskirt
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    how is that not Kesha?

  24. Pamela Anderson Side Boob Butt Lingerie Twitter
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    Can you make it out to: The John I blew in ’98 and now has a terminal STD?

  25. Pamela Anderson Side Boob Butt Lingerie Twitter
    Joe
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    It’s spelled “whore,” not “horse.”

  26. Olivia Wilde Butt Sheer Dress Liam Neeson Third Person Set
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    “Well, apparently your ‘very particular set of skills’ doesn’t include tying your own shoelaces…”

  27. Jon Favreau Moustache Aviator Glasses
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    “Daaaa Bears!”

  28. Olivia Wilde Butt Sheer Dress Liam Neeson Third Person Set
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    “Uhmmm listen I was just kidding about the whole ‘I’ll find you and I will kill you’ thing…”

  29. Ben Stein Double Chin
    Joe
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    Writing lies for Nixon pays off.

  30. Pamela Anderson Side Boob Butt Lingerie Twitter
    elephantman
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    I’de hit it! But then I am the Elephantman so I keep my standards pretty low, this way I’m never dissapointed!

  31. Jon Favreau Moustache Aviator Glasses
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    When did he get on the sexual predators list?

  32. Martha Stewart Yoga
    Joe
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    Jokes on her: she thought it was a reality show called “American Maid.”

  33. Amelia Lily Panty Flash Upskirt
    tlmck
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    Poor kid. They attached her head wrong.

  34. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    diego
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    She gets that British White shine by brushing her teeth with an organic mixture of coffe grounds, cigarette butts, and butter.

  35. Ralph Fiennes Balding Hyde Park On Hudson Premiere BFI London Film Festival
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    “See? See? I DO have a nose motherfuckers..”

  36. Olivia Wilde Butt Sheer Dress Liam Neeson Third Person Set
    Johnny P!
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    There have been rumours going around for years about Liam being very well endowed.
    But c’mon, Olivia, “It’s so big I have to tuck it my sock” is just a figure of speech…

  37. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
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    OK, these Tim Burton characters are starting to get a little too creepy…

  38. Kelly Clarkson Fat Tight Jeans
    tlmck
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    I use the zoom, and her hips no longer fit in the frame.

  39. Katie Holmes Scrunched Up Face
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    “Remember when Tom was used to wear lifts?!?!?! Jeee Jeee Jeee”

  40. Jon Favreau Moustache Aviator Glasses
    Joe
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    At the tone, the time will be 3:36. Exactly.

  41. Pamela Anderson Side Boob Butt Lingerie Twitter
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    It’s funny that Pam is signing a poster dated the year she was last judged to be bang-able…1951

  42. Paris Hilton Cleavage Breast Implants
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    This is a tough one folks… I mean, her natural physical reaction to gold is to get on her knees but…
    Eh… who are we kidding….

    • I think it’s like Lord of the Rings. The gold is standing in for the Ring, and her tits are like Sméagol turning into Gollum: “We wants it!”

  43. Helen Hunt Wrinkles The Sessions Premiere BFI London Film Festival
    DeucePickle
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    Remember when she was considered, uh, kind of…attractive ?

  44. Amanda Reifer Cover Drive Cleavage
    Josephus
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    Your winner, and the NEW Barbadan Butt Sex Champion of the WORRRRRRRRRLD…

  45. Katie Holmes Scrunched Up Face
    Joaquin ingles
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    Officially time to buy a plot for the hard-on over this one.

  46. Martha Stewart Yoga
    Oldnslo
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    I learned this pose in prison!

  47. Kelly Bensimon Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Josephus
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    Football Pants Chic?

  48. Olivia Wilde Butt Sheer Dress Liam Neeson Third Person Set
    Mr. Poop, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
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    that is one sexy bj pair

  49. Jon Favreau Moustache Aviator Glasses
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    The new iPhone is cool, but the jPhone is invisible!

  50. Amelia Lily Panty Flash Upskirt
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    Who knew Amanda Bynes would have the wherewithal to color her hair….

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