The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.16.13

October 16th, 2013 // 369 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where I will string letters together into words and sentences that nobody will read because they’re under Emily Ratajkowski‘s butt. Once you get past the crushing realization that we only gave you one pic of her (and consequently finish watching this video 104 more times), you’ll find your usual targets in here. There’s January Jones in an innocent picture I’ve cruelly manipulated into making it seem like she hates her child, Arnold Schwarzenegger posing with a staff of service professionals, all of whom he’d gladly impregnate if they’re so inclined, and not only one, but two pics of Madonna posing for Terry Richardson, because I am in fact Satan’s asshole.

I’m not that bad? My first thought here was “Oh, the Pope’s in New York?” Told you,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Emily Ratajkowski Butt See Through Underwear GQ
    EricLR
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    “Are you going to eat that?” asked Lena Dunham.

  2. Jake Gyllenhaal Crazy Eyes Dan Gilroy Nightcrawler Set
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    “Ok now Jake, do your angry face, just like we practiced. Good boy!”

  3. Emily Ratajkowski Butt See Through Underwear GQ
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    This must be the Khloe and Lamar holiday catalog…

  4. Edward Furlong Bags Under Eyes
    Schadenfreude
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    Where is the preciousssssss?

  5. Edward Furlong Bags Under Eyes
    EricLR
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    If the liquid metal T-1000 fails, just send in the liquid meth T-2000.

  6. Edward Furlong Bags Under Eyes
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    Only difference between this dude and Lohan is a couple of years and a set of tits.

  7. Tara Reid Drunk Being Helped By Boyfriend Erez Eisen
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    He does realize he doesn’t have to roofie her right?

  8. January Jones Dragging Son Xander
    Schadenfreude
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    OK, now just lie down here, sweetie…….

  9. January Jones Dragging Son Xander
    EricLR
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    “Fuck, this kid has a strong grip!” said the maid

    “Yeah, and the little shit can run fast too,” said January.

  10. Liev Schreiber On Bike With Sons
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    Poor Alexander was just on the receiving end of daddy’s burrito indulgence…

  11. Elijah Wood Grand Piano Premiere
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    “Drugs you say?”

  12. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
    Ben Dover
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    all she does is hanging out at the beach?

  13. Justin Long Moustache Walking Amanda Seyfrieds Dog
    EricLR
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    Pretty desperate move casting a Kardashian, dude.

  14. Miranda Kerr Bikini Instagram
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    Girl, were your boobs created by God to save us from our sins? ‘Cause… well everyone floats like that, but they’re real nice lookin’.

  15. Tara Reid Drunk Being Helped By Boyfriend Erez Eisen
    EricLR
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    “Do you think we need to go into rehab again?”

    “I don’t know, let’s ask that giant unicorn what he thinks.”

  16. Madonna Cleavage Butt Fishnets Lingerie Terry Richardson
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    Dammit, Carmen, why are you showing us a 5,300 year old ass?

  17. Madonna Cleavage Butt Fishnets Lingerie Terry Richardson
    Jade
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    Airbrushing – a great invention.

  18. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
    EricLR
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    “My daddy just bought me a Range Rover!”

    “My daughter is dying of the typhoid.”

    “I’m drinking a virgin daiquiri!”

  19. Nick Nolte Long White Beard Torn Pants
    EricLR
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    He’s looking for his little dog.

  20. Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip Side Boob Huge Butt Yoga Pants
    EricLR
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    That’s not my way.

  21. Emily Ratajkowski Butt See Through Underwear GQ
    BB
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    Oh. There’s an (improperly aligned) ice cream cone in this picture.

  22. Jake Gyllenhaal Crazy Eyes Dan Gilroy Nightcrawler Set
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    The remake of Carrie, starring Jake Gyllenhaal as the creepy crucifix in the last scene.

  23. Edward Furlong Bags Under Eyes
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    he’s using not showering to trick any potential terminators.

  24. Liev Schreiber On Bike With Sons
    EricLR
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    Ah, that wonderful age when they’re old enough to say funny shit, but still young enough not to realize that daddy’s a hipster douchebag.

  25. Madonna Cleavage Butt Fishnets Lingerie Terry Richardson
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    Photoshop of Horrors.

  26. Arnold Schwarzenegger Posing With Kitchen Staff Escape Plan After Party Buca Di Beppo
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    Still fraternizing with the help, I see.

  27. Emily Ratajkowski Butt See Through Underwear GQ
    catapostrophe
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    She must be so tiny and freezing!

  28. Tara Reid Drunk Being Helped By Boyfriend Erez Eisen
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I’d close my eyes too if I was that close to her.

  29. Miranda Kerr Bikini Instagram
    EricLR
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    Wow, that’s really shallow. And the water isn’t very deep either.

  30. Tara Reid Drunk Being Helped By Boyfriend Erez Eisen
    meeps!
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    “I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
    - Winston Churchill

  31. John Goodman Inside Llewyn Davis Screening 57th BFI London Film Festival
    EricLR
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    Ah, once more I face my mortal enemy: Dr. Atkins.

  32. Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip Side Boob Huge Butt Yoga Pants
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    I’m all for selling out and exploiting capitalism for all it’s worth before it implodes in on itself, but you would think pride would form a strong barrier between yourself and goddamn Kmart.

  33. Tara Reid Drunk Being Helped By Boyfriend Erez Eisen
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    She’s in my celeb death pool this year. C’mon Tara!

  34. Edward Furlong Bags Under Eyes
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    It looks like the machines won after all.

  35. Nick Nolte Long White Beard Torn Pants
    meeps!
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    As in “Down and Out In…”

  36. Rozonda Chilli Thomas Butt Tight Dress CrazySexyCool The TLC Story Premiere
    EricLR
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    It used to be called The Learning Channel.

  37. Tara Reid Drunk Being Helped By Boyfriend Erez Eisen
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    I don’t know about you…but I think this couple is going to work out JUST fine!

  38. Nick Nolte Long White Beard Torn Pants
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I make extra cash by taking pictures of homeless guys and selling them as photos of Nick Nolte.

  39. Elijah Wood Grand Piano Premiere
    EricLR
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    Oh, you want to know where the ring is? How about you bend over and I’ll show you!

  40. Justin Long Moustache Walking Amanda Seyfrieds Dog
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    Justin, your girlfriend…woof!

  41. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples See Through Top Untying Bikini Bottom
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    oh, my bikini bottoms accidentally came untied, tee hee hee!

  42. Tara Reid Drunk Being Helped By Boyfriend Erez Eisen
    Eejut
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    What any normal American would call embarrassing, Tara Reid calls Tuesday.

  43. John Goodman Inside Llewyn Davis Screening 57th BFI London Film Festival
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    These paps are all nihilists. There’s nothing to be afraid of.

  44. John Goodman Inside Llewyn Davis Screening 57th BFI London Film Festival
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    It looks more like Llewyn Davis is inside John Goodman.

  45. Nick Nolte Long White Beard Torn Pants
    donkeylicks
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    Just don’t make eye contact, the chances of him asking for change will drop significantly.

  46. Justin Long Moustache Walking Amanda Seyfrieds Dog
    BB
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    Well, then…die, I guess. Sorry Justin.

  47. Rihanna Bikini Instagram
    EricLR
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    Also, Jaden Smith just tweeted: “Guess what my dad just got me for my bday!”

  48. Jake Gyllenhaal Crazy Eyes Dan Gilroy Nightcrawler Set
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    I thought Mad Mel was in traffic trouble again.

  49. Elijah Wood Grand Piano Premiere
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    “WHOA! I’ve never had a girl’s part back there before!”

  50. Arnold Schwarzenegger Posing With Kitchen Staff Escape Plan After Party Buca Di Beppo
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    Clearly lost on his way to housekeeping.

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