Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where I will string letters together into words and sentences that nobody will read because they’re under Emily Ratajkowski‘s butt. Once you get past the crushing realization that we only gave you one pic of her (and consequently finish watching this video 104 more times), you’ll find your usual targets in here. There’s January Jones in an innocent picture I’ve cruelly manipulated into making it seem like she hates her child, Arnold Schwarzenegger posing with a staff of service professionals, all of whom he’d gladly impregnate if they’re so inclined, and not only one, but two pics of Madonna posing for Terry Richardson, because I am in fact Satan’s asshole.
I’m not that bad? My first thought here was “Oh, the Pope’s in New York?” Told you,
- Photo Boy