The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.15.14

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I used a four day old pic for today’s lead because I somehow missed Jessica Simpson grabbing her sister’s ass like it was a platter of chili cheese fries. *kneels, readies knife for disembowelment, remembers the childlike inbred smile of Prince Charles, decides to go on living* Please redeem my honor by commenting the fuck out of the the Picket Fences dude who’s apparently homeless now, and Russell Brand who’s clearly trying to crush this lady’s spine in order to confine her to a wheelchair so that she’ll make the only type of porno his leathered genitals will respond to.

Man loves jerkin’ it to people in wheelchairs. This is a fact,

- Photo Boy

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