The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.10.12

October 10th, 2012 // 502 Comments

“Holy Cow!! Kevin James has a big scar on his face.” – Joe Jonas

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring what is probably the most random selection ever included, which points out not only my age, but also my ability to spot daywalking vampires because, Jesus Christ, that guy has to be in his sixties, right? Anyway, we’ve also got this DWTS PA, who knows better than to put potato chips near Kirstie Alley within twenty minutes of her last feeding, as well as Sarah Jessica Parker‘s nanny, who something something HORSE JOKE!, turns out Jimmy Page was Pai Mei this whole time, and finally, you’ve got to admire Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s method approach to her character on The Client List.

What’s this about hand jobs, now? I was simply implying that she’s been giving out a bunch of free massages to close friends and family to fully immerse herself in such a complex and important role. For shame, you perverts,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jimmy Page White Hair Pony Tail Led Zeppelin Press Conference
    Put It In
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    J.P. = God!

    ZoSo

  2. Mary Elizabeth Ellis Cleavage Legs
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    I’m totally down with the Fuck It I’m Wearing A Nightie trend.

  3. Ed Asner Charicature
    Put It In
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    I thought Ed died a few years ago?

  4. Melanie Griffith Wrinkled Ankles Tank Top
    Put It In
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    Joker asks, “Where’s the Batman?”

  5. Sarah Jessica Parker
    Put It In
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    Ewww. She was impregnated. Picture her giving her alien like birth to those poor kids.

  6. Jimmy Page White Hair Pony Tail Led Zeppelin Press Conference
    Oz Matters
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    I’ve always wondered if he plays Stairway to Heaven in guitar shops to piss off the staff.

  7. Jimmy Page White Hair Pony Tail Led Zeppelin Press Conference
    rican
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    Bea Arthur just realized she is dead and there won’t be a Golden Girls reunion.

  8. Fergie Cleavage Leather Pants
    rican
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    I can see her cameldick

  9. Alexis Bellino Armpit Sweat
    rican
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    What an interesting way to smuggle old car headlights. You can tell from all that nervous sweating.

  10. Jennifer Lopez Cameltoe Tight Pants
    rican
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    GUY ON THE LEFT: “HEY, That’s MISS Barney to you!”

  11. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cast Sweatpants
    rican
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    Fisting yourself, if not done properly, can lead to serious injury.

  12. Alexis Bellino Armpit Sweat
    Oz Matters
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    I believe the product slogan for those things is “For those who like it doggie-style without the carpet burn”.

  13. Jennifer Lopez Cameltoe Tight Pants
    hijkmno
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    shoes like that don’t make you look taller and slimmer, they make you look like an ASSHOLE!!!!

  14. Salma Hayek Cleavage Here Comes The Boom Premiere
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    How did Salma know that my penis’s name was “Boom?”

  15. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Hulk Hogan Today Show
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    Kathy’s thought balloon: “Don’t look down at his penis. Don’t look down at his penis. Don’t look down at his penis. Don’t look down at his penis. Don’t look down at his penis. Don’t look down at his penis. Don’t look down at his penis. Don’t look down at his penis. “

  16. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Hulk Hogan Today Show
    Brit
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    Mind if I sleep with our husband, Kathy?

  17. Arnold Schwarzenegger Cigar Belt Buckle
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    That cigar faintly smells like a puerto rican maid, bill-clinton style

  18. Salma Hayek Cleavage Here Comes The Boom Premiere
    Mateo
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    Hottest 46 year old in Hollywood

  19. Salma Hayek Cleavage Here Comes The Boom Premiere
    Lisa
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    How is it possible that she’s 46??

  20. Arnold Schwarzenegger Cigar Belt Buckle
    Jack Ketch
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    TOOL.

  21. Alexis Bellino Armpit Sweat
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    She is a real housewife that one of her co-stars calls “Jesus Jugs” because she pretends to be religious. Jesus Jugs totally fits…

  22. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cast Sweatpants
    Legal Secretaries Need Love Too
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    I’ll never understand the allegation that Jennifer Love Hewitt is unattractive. I would personally like Santa to bring me sex with Jennifer Love Hewitt for Christmas this year.

  23. Roland Gift Fine Young Cannibals
    Brit
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    I’m caught in a tarp

  24. Milla Jovovich Bra See Through Shirt No Make Up
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Resident Hobo?

  25. MIckey Rourke
    NattyIce
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    Huh, I’ve never seen The Joker without all his makeup on. Still pretty scary…

  26. Holly Madison Cleavage Princess Aurora Costume Disneyland
    Mary Feeney
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    Walt turns in his grave cyrogenic chamber.

  27. Kirstie Alley Eating Sandwich Chips DWTS
    Tidbit
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    Agent note: “Surrounding vehicles must at all times be 25% larger than actual in an effort to make Ms. Alley appear diminutive. As reference, it must appear as if she can place her entire head in the gas cap door or sublet trunk of said vehicles to small families.”

  28. Kirstie Alley Eating Sandwich Chips DWTS
    Craptard
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    Who’s her dance partner on this show, Mayor McCheese?

  29. Fergie Cleavage Leather Pants
    Tidbit
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    Sporting the new Fall Fashion: John Hamm Dick

  30. Holly Madison Cleavage Princess Aurora Costume Disneyland
    your mom
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    A new approach for Disney. After watching their princesses becoming whores, they decided to turn a whore into a princess.

  31. Kirstie Alley Eating Sandwich Chips DWTS
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    “How many grams of fat does this bag of fat have?”

  32. Benicio Del Toro Savages Premiere Sydney
    NattyIce
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    Yeah, we all did the same thing when we found out you fathered a child with Kimberly Stewart.

  33. MIckey Rourke
    InkyBlack
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    Looks like his hair transplant was performed with a nail gun.

  34. Russell Brand Colorful Pants Tank Top Sweater Knit Hat
    Katy
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    I would still do him

  35. Holly Madison Cleavage Princess Aurora Costume Disneyland
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    Ummm, how do you get come stains out of taffeta?”

  36. Jimmy Page White Hair Pony Tail Led Zeppelin Press Conference
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    Ah, Jimmy Page, the cuddliest old nineteen-seventies-celebrity Satanist in the world…

  37. Holly Madison Cleavage Princess Aurora Costume Disneyland
    Ismoss
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    Princess meth

  38. Alexis Bellino Armpit Sweat
    Ismoss
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    That is the biggest nipple pasty I ever saw.

  39. Sarah Jessica Parker
    LLBL
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    Ye’ll never get me lucky charms!

  40. Salma Hayek Cleavage Here Comes The Boom Premiere
    Ronaldo
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    Still smoking hot.

  41. MIckey Rourke
    Ronaldo
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    Hair transplant or wig is looking weird

  42. MIckey Rourke
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    Nope, nothing fake here…

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