The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.10.12

October 10th, 2012 // 502 Comments

“Holy Cow!! Kevin James has a big scar on his face.” – Joe Jonas

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring what is probably the most random selection ever included, which points out not only my age, but also my ability to spot daywalking vampires because, Jesus Christ, that guy has to be in his sixties, right? Anyway, we’ve also got this DWTS PA, who knows better than to put potato chips near Kirstie Alley within twenty minutes of her last feeding, as well as Sarah Jessica Parker‘s nanny, who something something HORSE JOKE!, turns out Jimmy Page was Pai Mei this whole time, and finally, you’ve got to admire Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s method approach to her character on The Client List.

What’s this about hand jobs, now? I was simply implying that she’s been giving out a bunch of free massages to close friends and family to fully immerse herself in such a complex and important role. For shame, you perverts,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Hulk Hogan Today Show
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    “…yes, but in my defense I did not know there was a camera recording when Hulkamania and the 10 inch python ran wild in her vagina”

  2. Fergie Cleavage Leather Pants
    sandycakes
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    that has got to be the most uncomfotable bra in. the. universe.

  3. Katie Holmes Butt Tight Pants Suri Cruise
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    “look mommy, I”m duck stomping, like daddy in that movie he said defined him as a person”

    “that’s goose stepping honey…but yes, daddy is a nazi”

  4. MIckey Rourke
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    Nice pee stain!

  5. Arnold Schwarzenegger Cigar Belt Buckle
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    It’s not quite time, but one day soon, I will face him down and know that yes…I can take him down.

  6. Alexis Bellino Armpit Sweat
    BillEBuoy
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    Maybe they are metal shields or something to keep them protected? Kids can be rough.

  7. Alexis Bellino Armpit Sweat
    BillEBuoy
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    This is just mind baffling bizarre, yet so intriguing. WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE THINGS?! Throw in the lion printed purse with the pink nail polish and I am totally confused by this conflicting fusion of events.

  8. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cast Sweatpants
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    Ah, the aftermath of “Selfish Coyote Arm”

  9. Holly Madison Cleavage Princess Aurora Costume Disneyland
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    oh yeah…that’s what parents take their kids to Disneyland to see, prostitutes!

  10. Kirstie Alley Eating Sandwich Chips DWTS
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    ” No no Kirstie, you have to keep your weight down by puking after every meal – like this..”

  11. Katie Holmes Butt Tight Pants Suri Cruise
    tlmck
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    I somehow get the “Mini-Me” vibe from this photo.

  12. Benicio Del Toro Savages Premiere Sydney
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    “Oh man, I could have had a B8″

  13. Holly Madison Cleavage Princess Aurora Costume Disneyland
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    “Remember Hef’s dick? It got this big..”

  14. Arnold Schwarzenegger Cigar Belt Buckle
    tlmck
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    Somebody on his staff must have rented the small choppah.

  15. Michael Douglas
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    Like most 80-year-olds, Michael fell asleep during the movie and then awoke completely disoriented.

  16. Roland Gift Fine Young Cannibals
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    Looks like she finally drove him crazy.

  17. Michael Douglas
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    “Great Scot! Warm up the Delorean..”

  18. Roland Gift Fine Young Cannibals
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    That sentence should end with “is shockingly still alive.”.

  19. Melanie Griffith Wrinkled Ankles Tank Top
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    hmm…turns out “zoom” is not a good look for her.

  20. Kirstie Alley Eating Sandwich Chips DWTS
    tlmck
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    Jennifer Love Hewitt’s wrist looks fine in this picture.

  21. Melanie Griffith Wrinkled Ankles Tank Top
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    Yep. Those tits are all I would frame in this picture.

  22. Salma Hayek Cleavage Here Comes The Boom Premiere
    Mandzuz
    Commented on this photo:

    (squinting) Jor Crazy

  23. Holly Madison Cleavage Princess Aurora Costume Disneyland
    tlmck
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    Nothing says Disney like an adult entertainer.

  24. Khloe Kardashian Fat Double Chin
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    Rosie O’Donnell is looking pretty good here…

  25. Khloe Kardashian Fat Double Chin
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    Well, we know who will get the part of Bluto if they ever re-make Animal House.

  26. Khloe Kardashian Fat Double Chin
    Commented on this photo:

    History will look back one day, and see that William and Kate were but a passing phase, and that Khloe and Photoshop were the true fairy tale couple of 2012

  27. Alexis Bellino Armpit Sweat
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    I gotta be honest…there’s a lot going on in this photo. It’s like a casino buffet of “what unkind thing will I say next”

  28. Salma Hayek Cleavage Here Comes The Boom Premiere
    Harvey Fierstein
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    Nice headlights

  29. Roland Gift Fine Young Cannibals
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    “Who? Who-who!”

    I hate myself.

  30. Jimmy Page White Hair Pony Tail Led Zeppelin Press Conference
    phooey
    Commented on this photo:

    I love him

  31. Alexis Bellino Armpit Sweat
    Green Meanie
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    Those are lactation pads. She’s breastfeeding and the pads keep her milk from staining her shirt.

  32. Salma Hayek Cleavage Here Comes The Boom Premiere
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Gee, do you think she’d look awesome in the shower?

    Oh God, my head! *explosion*

  33. Arnold Schwarzenegger Cigar Belt Buckle
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    He’s holding his pants up tight to keep the maid population down.

  34. MIckey Rourke
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    Flock of dead Seagulls.

  35. Dania Ramirez Cleavage An Evening In Old Hollywood
    SPIDEY
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    throwing up the West Hollywood gang sign. Weho yo.

  36. Arnold Schwarzenegger Cigar Belt Buckle
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    Proudly sporting his ” Ugly Maid Wrestling Championship Belt”

  37. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Hulk Hogan Today Show
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey Hoda, buy a vowel!

  38. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cast Sweatpants
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, check it out, she injured herself beating off to pictures of me!

  39. MIckey Rourke
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    Yo, Skrill, drop it hard.

  40. Ed Asner Charicature
    Mikemav
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    Poor guy went from Lou Grant to Papa Smurf

  41. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cast Sweatpants
    Shemp
    Commented on this photo:

    I swear I saw this picture from the neck down, noted the oversized pants, and instantly thought “JLH!!!” Poor thing: stuck in H”wood where real bodies aren’t tolerated. Jen, you’re almost in your mid-thirties. People’s bodies do weird shit as they get older: just accept it. So you’ve got a big ass and big legs, BFD. You just need to OWN it. You are still hot as hell. And SOME guys actually find neediness and neurotic behavior (and big asses) to be a turn on. You just need to find yourself a sugar daddy: maybe someone a few years older than you, to take care of you and put up with your hangups. Have your people call my people :)

  42. Holly Madison Cleavage Princess Aurora Costume Disneyland
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    Man, I already didn’t know what to do with my hands when posing with the princesses in Disney World last week. This would have just blown my mind.

  43. Milla Jovovich Bra See Through Shirt No Make Up
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    Somewhere, a runaway train is missing its conductor.

  44. Alexis Bellino Armpit Sweat
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    Real fame whores get their kids to pose for photogs.

  45. Khloe Kardashian Fat Double Chin
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    *horf*

  46. Kirstie Alley Eating Sandwich Chips DWTS
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey, I’ve got an eclair in here for dessert, want a bite?”

  47. Benicio Del Toro Savages Premiere Sydney
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Augh, I made that movie with Ryan Phillipe!

  48. Holly Madison Cleavage Princess Aurora Costume Disneyland
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    “Holly Madison dressed as Princess Aurora at Disneyland”

    Someone inside Disney there’s someone with a keen sense of irony.

  49. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cast Sweatpants
    qwerty
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    she looks good, but needs to stop dressing like a homeless person.

    • Kojak

      When someone do her, she is probably naked, with her huge ass, huge boobies and small waist all visible. Some men want a woman to show to other that he is happy. Some man only care about be really happy, and the others should go to hell.

  50. Michael Douglas
    cc
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    He and Mickey Rourke go to the same stylist.

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