“Holy Cow!! Kevin James has a big scar on his face.” – Joe Jonas
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring what is probably the most random selection ever included, which points out not only my age, but also my ability to spot daywalking vampires because, Jesus Christ, that guy has to be in his sixties, right? Anyway, we’ve also got this DWTS PA, who knows better than to put potato chips near Kirstie Alley within twenty minutes of her last feeding, as well as Sarah Jessica Parker‘s nanny, who something something HORSE JOKE!, turns out Jimmy Page was Pai Mei this whole time, and finally, you’ve got to admire Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s method approach to her character on The Client List.
What’s this about hand jobs, now? I was simply implying that she’s been giving out a bunch of free massages to close friends and family to fully immerse herself in such a complex and important role. For shame, you perverts,
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“…yes, but in my defense I did not know there was a camera recording when Hulkamania and the 10 inch python ran wild in her vagina”
that has got to be the most uncomfotable bra in. the. universe.
I was going to say the same thing about her vagina
LOL for real.
“look mommy, I”m duck stomping, like daddy in that movie he said defined him as a person”
“that’s goose stepping honey…but yes, daddy is a nazi”
Nice pee stain!
It’s not quite time, but one day soon, I will face him down and know that yes…I can take him down.
Maybe they are metal shields or something to keep them protected? Kids can be rough.
Ah, the aftermath of “Selfish Coyote Arm”
get it? that’s when instead of gnawing off your own arm, you gnaw off the ugly chicks arm…ah, why do I bother.
pearls before swine, I swear.
This is just mind baffling bizarre, yet so intriguing. WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE THINGS?! Throw in the lion printed purse with the pink nail polish and I am totally confused by this conflicting fusion of events.
You meant to say tiger printed purse. What the hell is a lion printed purse?
Just yellowish tan fabric.
oh yeah…that’s what parents take their kids to Disneyland to see, prostitutes!
” No no Kirstie, you have to keep your weight down by puking after every meal – like this..”
I somehow get the “Mini-Me” vibe from this photo.
“Oh man, I could have had a B8″
“Remember Hef’s dick? It got this big..”
Somebody on his staff must have rented the small choppah.
Like most 80-year-olds, Michael fell asleep during the movie and then awoke completely disoriented.
Looks like she finally drove him crazy.
“Great Scot! Warm up the Delorean..”
That sentence should end with “is shockingly still alive.”.
hmm…turns out “zoom” is not a good look for her.
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s wrist looks fine in this picture.
Yep. Those tits are all I would frame in this picture.
(squinting) Jor Crazy
Nothing says Disney like an adult entertainer.
Rosie O’Donnell is looking pretty good here…
Well, we know who will get the part of Bluto if they ever re-make Animal House.
Or Brutus if they ever remake Popeye.
History will look back one day, and see that William and Kate were but a passing phase, and that Khloe and Photoshop were the true fairy tale couple of 2012
I gotta be honest…there’s a lot going on in this photo. It’s like a casino buffet of “what unkind thing will I say next”
Nice headlights
“Who? Who-who!”
I hate myself.
I love him
Those are lactation pads. She’s breastfeeding and the pads keep her milk from staining her shirt.
Gee, do you think she’d look awesome in the shower?
Oh God, my head! *explosion*
He’s holding his pants up tight to keep the maid population down.
Flock of dead Seagulls.
throwing up the West Hollywood gang sign. Weho yo.
Proudly sporting his ” Ugly Maid Wrestling Championship Belt”
Hey Hoda, buy a vowel!
Hey, check it out, she injured herself beating off to pictures of me!
Yo, Skrill, drop it hard.
Poor guy went from Lou Grant to Papa Smurf
I swear I saw this picture from the neck down, noted the oversized pants, and instantly thought “JLH!!!” Poor thing: stuck in H”wood where real bodies aren’t tolerated. Jen, you’re almost in your mid-thirties. People’s bodies do weird shit as they get older: just accept it. So you’ve got a big ass and big legs, BFD. You just need to OWN it. You are still hot as hell. And SOME guys actually find neediness and neurotic behavior (and big asses) to be a turn on. You just need to find yourself a sugar daddy: maybe someone a few years older than you, to take care of you and put up with your hangups. Have your people call my people :)
Man, I already didn’t know what to do with my hands when posing with the princesses in Disney World last week. This would have just blown my mind.
You were in Orlando last week? Um…that Zumba convention we said we’d be attending to hit on all the hot trainers, you do know that’s not until August, right?
I was in training for the weather. And skeeving on the princesses.
Somewhere, a runaway train is missing its conductor.
Real fame whores get their kids to pose for photogs.
*horf*
“Hey, I’ve got an eclair in here for dessert, want a bite?”
Augh, I made that movie with Ryan Phillipe!
“Holly Madison dressed as Princess Aurora at Disneyland”
Someone inside Disney there’s someone with a keen sense of irony.
*somewhere. dang
she looks good, but needs to stop dressing like a homeless person.
When someone do her, she is probably naked, with her huge ass, huge boobies and small waist all visible. Some men want a woman to show to other that he is happy. Some man only care about be really happy, and the others should go to hell.
He and Mickey Rourke go to the same stylist.