“Holy Cow!! Kevin James has a big scar on his face.” – Joe Jonas
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring what is probably the most random selection ever included, which points out not only my age, but also my ability to spot daywalking vampires because, Jesus Christ, that guy has to be in his sixties, right? Anyway, we’ve also got this DWTS PA, who knows better than to put potato chips near Kirstie Alley within twenty minutes of her last feeding, as well as Sarah Jessica Parker‘s nanny, who something something HORSE JOKE!, turns out Jimmy Page was Pai Mei this whole time, and finally, you’ve got to admire Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s method approach to her character on The Client List.
What’s this about hand jobs, now? I was simply implying that she’s been giving out a bunch of free massages to close friends and family to fully immerse herself in such a complex and important role. For shame, you perverts,
- Photo Boy
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So now there’s corporate synergy between Disney and Playboy? Where’s the uptight white parents freaking out over this shit? They lost their shit when Sasha Grey read a book to a group of kindergarteners.
I think it’s only a big deal if you do anal on camera.
Goddamnit, dude! Seriously?! How the fuck do you get – oh yeah, gold diggers. Gross.
Ah, fuck all of you. She looks goddamn good, and she’s doing the work herself, rather than perpetrating a fraud by proclaiming in a dead monotone “Weight Watchers – it works” – and then trying to get lap band surgery”.
Jessica Simpson is on her second husband, has a Billion Dollars, a job and a kid. Meanwhile, JLH is roaming the streets alone, single and childless dressed for nothing better than ‘The people of Wal-Mart’.
I would dive face first into her pumpkin patch.
She may have a patch, but I don’t see where she has pumpkins.
Trust me…Her pumpkins are well worth jack-o-lanterning all over!
“HERE COME THE BOOBS”
really? Im the first one to think up that ‘witty’ title??
I was thinking “Here Come the Boom-Booms.”
“I don’t know about ‘thermos.’ A can of soda, maybe. But like Pepsi—not one of those skinny Red Bull deals.”
Oh, so that’s what people do with Pepsi.
Whoa, I thought this was a Willis at first.
Funny, my first thought was that, too.
My second thought was that I wish it would have been a Willis instead of this.
Whatchoo talkin about?
This can’t be the best way to smuggle DVDs of the Hulk Hogan sex tape onto the plane.
When you’ve been caught banging the maid and fathering a bastard child trying to look macho just makes you look like a fuckin’ douche.
“Petah Pawkur! Get me mawr peectures ov Spidur-Mehn! Or yoo ah figh-ured!”
The fricken zenith.
*Bows and scrapes*
Photo Boy’s complex bit about “The Client List” on the main page tells me that it’s yet another show that the missus makes him watch with her.
hide yo maids, hide yo sitters and hide you cooks, cuz he pregnatin errbody out there
Stop Drinking Milk – Dont be so a-stupid, stupid!!
One word: Rafalca
This chick is a hit or miss. some days she looks fucking beautiful. Other days she looks horrifying.
A sackful of Krystal’s help lower my center of gravity!
Bad ass old man.
Sorry haters – I’d go balls deep, all two inches.
As would I.
“Fucking Internet! Everyone here already knows how big a turd this movie is!”
Seriously, though…this was a major release and Australia’s only getting it now, three months later?
They probably had trouble translating it. Australian is such a complex language. I hear they have 20 different expressions just for beer.
G’Day mate, grab a tinny? Hooroo!
She’s like a midget with gigantism.
Tits. The only salvageable thing in this picture.
Well, they will be reusable after she dies.
Say hey hey mama with the way you move, going to break a hip won’t look that smooth.
Okay, I can’t stop laughing at this, and the comments above. I got nothing to add…just LMFAO!
“What would you pay to see a sex tape with me and The Virgin Mary, brother?”
You got to lose the hair if you want to be a Hare Krishna, dude.
“The waitress” is pretty damn hot.
The brood mare presents her crotch for mating and says “Ta-da!”
She’s looking damn good these days.
“Fill this little bag with more Cheetos before I pass out!”
I thought that was Jack Osbourne before I read the name.
Jack Osbourne’s tits really aren’t that good.
We get it, one eyed snake. Geez, bit on the nose.
Kim Kardashian is on her way to put ANOTHER fake marriage in his change cup. “God bless you Jennifer Lopez or whoever the hell you are!”
Her bitchiness radiates through all photos.
I just broke that step. This sammich must weigh 300 lbs, and I don’t even feel it. Nautilus FTW!
Could we have the assistant on DWTS instead? She’s kinda hot and her O face is giving me all kind of ideas.
Looks more like Bill than Pai Mei. I mean, he’s even got the autoerotic asphyxiation scarf.
The story is that he was more into whips and bondage, so maybe the scarf gets put to other uses.
Looks like one of the Founding Fathers
… of ROCK!
That’s odd.
Isn’t there a law against posting her pics on the net without fair warning first?
Fair warning isn’t required, but you must file with the EPA for an “Environmental Impact Report.”
Nice. Her comes the zoom.
“Honey, don’t stick your finger down your throat like I taught you while there are cameras present.”
On his way to see Here Comes the Broom. The Mexican maid in that one looks pretty good.
TTTTThunder thighs and Thunder ass
This is far more believable than her nursing gig at the Playboy mansion.
Come to SuperCuts and get the Penny-In-A-Light-Socket Look today!
Nice cans
lol who the fuck still puts their thumbs in their pants. What is this 19-fuckin-70?
Ahh, those were his glory days. All roided-up at Muscle Beach, coated in an inch of rapeseed oil I mean Crisco.
That many shopping bags should be accompanied by a chihuahua.
Ms. Love-Hewitt survived the fall sustaining only a broken wrist. She later told reporters she dove out of the moving vehicle because she thought she saw “half a jelly donut on the side of the road.”
Jimmy’s just pissed because Steven Tyler got photographed wearing the same scarf yesterday.