The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.10.12

October 10th, 2012 // 502 Comments

“Holy Cow!! Kevin James has a big scar on his face.” – Joe Jonas

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring what is probably the most random selection ever included, which points out not only my age, but also my ability to spot daywalking vampires because, Jesus Christ, that guy has to be in his sixties, right? Anyway, we’ve also got this DWTS PA, who knows better than to put potato chips near Kirstie Alley within twenty minutes of her last feeding, as well as Sarah Jessica Parker‘s nanny, who something something HORSE JOKE!, turns out Jimmy Page was Pai Mei this whole time, and finally, you’ve got to admire Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s method approach to her character on The Client List.

What’s this about hand jobs, now? I was simply implying that she’s been giving out a bunch of free massages to close friends and family to fully immerse herself in such a complex and important role. For shame, you perverts,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Holly Madison Cleavage Princess Aurora Costume Disneyland
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    So now there’s corporate synergy between Disney and Playboy? Where’s the uptight white parents freaking out over this shit? They lost their shit when Sasha Grey read a book to a group of kindergarteners.

  2. Russell Brand Colorful Pants Tank Top Sweater Knit Hat
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Goddamnit, dude! Seriously?! How the fuck do you get – oh yeah, gold diggers. Gross.

  3. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cast Sweatpants
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    Ah, fuck all of you. She looks goddamn good, and she’s doing the work herself, rather than perpetrating a fraud by proclaiming in a dead monotone “Weight Watchers – it works” – and then trying to get lap band surgery”.

    • Craptard

      Jessica Simpson is on her second husband, has a Billion Dollars, a job and a kid. Meanwhile, JLH is roaming the streets alone, single and childless dressed for nothing better than ‘The people of Wal-Mart’.

  4. Milla Jovovich Bra See Through Shirt No Make Up
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    I would dive face first into her pumpkin patch.

  5. Salma Hayek Cleavage Here Comes The Boom Premiere
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    “HERE COME THE BOOBS”

    really? Im the first one to think up that ‘witty’ title??

  6. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Hulk Hogan Today Show
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    “I don’t know about ‘thermos.’ A can of soda, maybe. But like Pepsi—not one of those skinny Red Bull deals.”

  7. Khloe Kardashian Fat Double Chin
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Whoa, I thought this was a Willis at first.

  8. Alexis Bellino Armpit Sweat
    DeucePickle
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    This can’t be the best way to smuggle DVDs of the Hulk Hogan sex tape onto the plane.

  9. Arnold Schwarzenegger Cigar Belt Buckle
    Troll's Nighmare
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    When you’ve been caught banging the maid and fathering a bastard child trying to look macho just makes you look like a fuckin’ douche.

  10. Arnold Schwarzenegger Cigar Belt Buckle
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Petah Pawkur! Get me mawr peectures ov Spidur-Mehn! Or yoo ah figh-ured!”

  11. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cast Sweatpants
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    Photo Boy’s complex bit about “The Client List” on the main page tells me that it’s yet another show that the missus makes him watch with her.

  12. Arnold Schwarzenegger Cigar Belt Buckle
    rantatonne
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    hide yo maids, hide yo sitters and hide you cooks, cuz he pregnatin errbody out there

  13. Salma Hayek Cleavage Here Comes The Boom Premiere
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    Stop Drinking Milk – Dont be so a-stupid, stupid!!

  14. Sarah Jessica Parker
    blattrules
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    One word: Rafalca

  15. Fergie Cleavage Leather Pants
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    This chick is a hit or miss. some days she looks fucking beautiful. Other days she looks horrifying.

  16. Kirstie Alley Eating Sandwich Chips DWTS
    Tad Bit Tipsy
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    A sackful of Krystal’s help lower my center of gravity!

  17. Ed Asner Charicature
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    Bad ass old man.

  18. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cast Sweatpants
    neo
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    Sorry haters – I’d go balls deep, all two inches.

  19. Benicio Del Toro Savages Premiere Sydney
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    “Fucking Internet! Everyone here already knows how big a turd this movie is!”

  20. Melanie Griffith Wrinkled Ankles Tank Top
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    Tits. The only salvageable thing in this picture.

  21. Khloe Kardashian Fat Double Chin
    sexyman48
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    She’s like a midget with gigantism.

  22. Jimmy Page White Hair Pony Tail Led Zeppelin Press Conference
    Tad Bit Tipsy
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    Say hey hey mama with the way you move, going to break a hip won’t look that smooth.

  23. Alexis Bellino Armpit Sweat
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay, I can’t stop laughing at this, and the comments above. I got nothing to add…just LMFAO!

  24. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Hulk Hogan Today Show
    ThisWillHurt
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    “What would you pay to see a sex tape with me and The Virgin Mary, brother?”

  25. Russell Brand Colorful Pants Tank Top Sweater Knit Hat
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    You got to lose the hair if you want to be a Hare Krishna, dude.

  26. Mary Elizabeth Ellis Cleavage Legs
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    “The waitress” is pretty damn hot.

  27. Sarah Jessica Parker
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    The brood mare presents her crotch for mating and says “Ta-da!”

  28. Dania Ramirez Cleavage An Evening In Old Hollywood
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    She’s looking damn good these days.

  29. Kirstie Alley Eating Sandwich Chips DWTS
    catapostrophe
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    “Fill this little bag with more Cheetos before I pass out!”

  30. Khloe Kardashian Fat Double Chin
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    I thought that was Jack Osbourne before I read the name.

  31. Russell Brand Colorful Pants Tank Top Sweater Knit Hat
    popwilleatitself
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    We get it, one eyed snake. Geez, bit on the nose.

  32. Russell Brand Colorful Pants Tank Top Sweater Knit Hat
    ThisWillHurt
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    Kim Kardashian is on her way to put ANOTHER fake marriage in his change cup. “God bless you Jennifer Lopez or whoever the hell you are!”

  33. Jennifer Lopez Cameltoe Tight Pants
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    Her bitchiness radiates through all photos.

  34. Kirstie Alley Eating Sandwich Chips DWTS
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    I just broke that step. This sammich must weigh 300 lbs, and I don’t even feel it. Nautilus FTW!

  35. Kirstie Alley Eating Sandwich Chips DWTS
    Troll's Nighmare
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    Could we have the assistant on DWTS instead? She’s kinda hot and her O face is giving me all kind of ideas.

  36. Jimmy Page White Hair Pony Tail Led Zeppelin Press Conference
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    Looks more like Bill than Pai Mei. I mean, he’s even got the autoerotic asphyxiation scarf.

  37. Jimmy Page White Hair Pony Tail Led Zeppelin Press Conference
    catapostrophe
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    Looks like one of the Founding Fathers

    … of ROCK!

  38. Jennifer Lopez Cameltoe Tight Pants
    catapostrophe
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    That’s odd.

  39. Khloe Kardashian Fat Double Chin
    Troll's Nighmare
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    Isn’t there a law against posting her pics on the net without fair warning first?

  40. Salma Hayek Cleavage Here Comes The Boom Premiere
    1NDUN
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    Nice. Her comes the zoom.

  41. Alexis Bellino Armpit Sweat
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    “Honey, don’t stick your finger down your throat like I taught you while there are cameras present.”

  42. Arnold Schwarzenegger Cigar Belt Buckle
    1NDUN
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    On his way to see Here Comes the Broom. The Mexican maid in that one looks pretty good.

  43. Jennifer Lopez Cameltoe Tight Pants
    Hubert Updike
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    TTTTThunder thighs and Thunder ass

  44. Holly Madison Cleavage Princess Aurora Costume Disneyland
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    This is far more believable than her nursing gig at the Playboy mansion.

  45. Michael Douglas
    ThisWillHurt
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    Come to SuperCuts and get the Penny-In-A-Light-Socket Look today!

  46. Salma Hayek Cleavage Here Comes The Boom Premiere
    Hubert Updike
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    Nice cans

  47. Arnold Schwarzenegger Cigar Belt Buckle
    vandinz
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    lol who the fuck still puts their thumbs in their pants. What is this 19-fuckin-70?

  48. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Dress Bra
    ThisWillHurt
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    That many shopping bags should be accompanied by a chihuahua.

  49. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cast Sweatpants
    Alexxx
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    Ms. Love-Hewitt survived the fall sustaining only a broken wrist. She later told reporters she dove out of the moving vehicle because she thought she saw “half a jelly donut on the side of the road.”

  50. Jimmy Page White Hair Pony Tail Led Zeppelin Press Conference
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    Jimmy’s just pissed because Steven Tyler got photographed wearing the same scarf yesterday.

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