The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.10.12

October 10th, 2012 // 502 Comments

“Holy Cow!! Kevin James has a big scar on his face.” – Joe Jonas

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring what is probably the most random selection ever included, which points out not only my age, but also my ability to spot daywalking vampires because, Jesus Christ, that guy has to be in his sixties, right? Anyway, we’ve also got this DWTS PA, who knows better than to put potato chips near Kirstie Alley within twenty minutes of her last feeding, as well as Sarah Jessica Parker‘s nanny, who something something HORSE JOKE!, turns out Jimmy Page was Pai Mei this whole time, and finally, you’ve got to admire Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s method approach to her character on The Client List.

What’s this about hand jobs, now? I was simply implying that she’s been giving out a bunch of free massages to close friends and family to fully immerse herself in such a complex and important role. For shame, you perverts,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Arnold Schwarzenegger Cigar Belt Buckle
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Vehr is dee mayt?

  2. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Hulk Hogan Today Show
    Deacon Jones
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    They are stabbing him repeatedly in their heads right now

  3. Jimmy Page White Hair Pony Tail Led Zeppelin Press Conference
    joe
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    Looks like he’s taking the escalator to heaven.

  4. Arnold Schwarzenegger Cigar Belt Buckle
    Deacon Jones
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    You gotta admit, this is a fucking MAN.

  5. Salma Hayek Cleavage Here Comes The Boom Premiere
    EricLr
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    I would smuggle her across the border of my heart.

  6. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cast Sweatpants
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, she finally did it…..she sprained her ankle trying to wipe her ass.

  7. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Hulk Hogan Today Show
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, you see, sometimes the Hulkster gets horny and….

  8. Alexis Bellino Armpit Sweat
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    If you’re a nursing mom and you know it, raise your hand.

  9. Katie Holmes Butt Tight Pants Suri Cruise
    EricLr
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    Awh, baby’s first goose step.

  10. Salma Hayek Cleavage Here Comes The Boom Premiere
    DeucePickle
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    Donkey boner !

  11. Arnold Schwarzenegger Cigar Belt Buckle
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    I told you I’d be back, ladies.

  12. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cast Sweatpants
    EricLr
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    Hard to believe she can’t get a husband in that sexy gear.

    • Craptard

      and yet Sinead O’Connor managed to bag a husband within a week of putting an ad on craigslist. Time for JLH to start advertising she’s up for some anal action!

  13. Kirstie Alley Eating Sandwich Chips DWTS
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “KIRSTIE….you specifically asked me to HELP you get your-”

    “bItCh, DoN’t FuCk WiTh Me WhEn i’M oN a BEndER”

  14. Kirstie Alley Eating Sandwich Chips DWTS
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    I SAID MORE FOOD, PRODUCTION ASSISTANT!!!

  15. Salma Hayek Cleavage Here Comes The Boom Premiere
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Hard.

  16. Holly Madison Cleavage Princess Aurora Costume Disneyland
    Commented on this photo:

    Grow TF up. You’re almost 40 for Chrissakes

  17. Michael Douglas
    Deacon Jones
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    “Michael, your eyebrows called, they said they left for happy hour a little early and they’ll meet you there.”

  18. Benicio Del Toro Savages Premiere Sydney
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    He just woke up from a 10-year-long bender and realized the movies he’d made.

  19. Salma Hayek Cleavage Here Comes The Boom Premiere
    Alison
    Commented on this photo:

    The eyes of the picture behind her follow me everywhere I go.

  20. Holly Madison Cleavage Princess Aurora Costume Disneyland
    c'est bien
    Commented on this photo:

    the imagineers dabbled with forces far beyond their understanding when they chose to experiment with realdolls.

  21. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Hulk Hogan Today Show
    JC
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    “I know you wanna wrestle with Hulk Jr., brother!”

  22. Holly Madison Cleavage Princess Aurora Costume Disneyland
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Whore White and the Delusional Acting Career

  23. Holly Madison Cleavage Princess Aurora Costume Disneyland
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Somedaaaay my douche will come…

  24. Katie Holmes Butt Tight Pants Suri Cruise
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “La la la, step on a crack…DESTROY ALL NONBELIEVERS!”

  25. Arnold Schwarzenegger Cigar Belt Buckle
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
    Commented on this photo:

    HA!

  26. Michael Douglas
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait, this is the Christopher Walken look-alike contest, right?

  27. Fergie Cleavage Leather Pants
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Officer, my ticket is in my purse, hold on a second…..”

    “Mannn, just get da FUCK outta ma line! Go on!”

  28. Milla Jovovich Bra See Through Shirt No Make Up
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, sexy Old Navy, yeah!

  29. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Hulk Hogan Today Show
    Commented on this photo:

    “Act now and I’ll throw in the director’s cut, deleted outtakes and a years supply of Valtrex. You pay only the shipping & handling!”

  30. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Hulk Hogan Today Show
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, Hoda, it was either Bubba’s wife or my daughter. Which would you have me choose?

  31. Holly Madison Cleavage Princess Aurora Costume Disneyland
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mommy, this princess smells like Grandpa’s lap!”

  32. Jimmy Page White Hair Pony Tail Led Zeppelin Press Conference
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Celebrating 40 years of being overrated.

  33. Kirstie Alley Eating Sandwich Chips DWTS
    Hedgehog
    Commented on this photo:

    Big fat chipmunk

  34. Kirstie Alley Eating Sandwich Chips DWTS
    Commented on this photo:

    They let her eat? Oh well, too bad. She’s lost DWTS already.

  35. Roland Gift Fine Young Cannibals
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, sir, I’m sure you’re a great singer. But we still can’t have you flashing women in the park…

  36. Kirstie Alley Eating Sandwich Chips DWTS
    YAAR
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to hump the one that’s not Kirstie Alley.

  37. Hoda Kotb Kathie Lee Gifford Hulk Hogan Today Show
    Commented on this photo:

    Realizing she’s standing next to Kathy Lee and interviewing a man with painted on stubble, I’m betting Hoda is mentally re-examining her life right now.

  38. Sarah Jessica Parker
    Hedgehog
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    Demmit, I forgot the barn door was open and now it’s bolted.

  39. Russell Brand Colorful Pants Tank Top Sweater Knit Hat
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Will someone please return him to the commune? And don’t forget to lock the gate this time!

  40. Khloe Kardashian Fat Double Chin
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Who would have thought that, when you strip away all the makeup and photoshop, she looks like every other shlumpy chick waiting for a table at the TGI Friday’s?

    Oh, wait. I would have thought that.

  41. Ed Asner Charicature
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “SHHHHH…..I fucked his wife last night.”

  42. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cast Sweatpants
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Amazing that she put her right hand in a cast so she could get better at giving hand jobs with her left.

  43. Sarah Jessica Parker
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Clop….clop….clop

  44. MIckey Rourke
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m here for the Stray Cats reunion.”

  45. Alexis Bellino Armpit Sweat
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know who this is, but the fact that she’s replaced her breasts with satellite dishes intrigues me.

  46. Russell Brand Colorful Pants Tank Top Sweater Knit Hat
    B&WMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    The peacock’s tail advertises to a mate that if it can get away with something like that, if it can afford to look that stupid, it must have a lot going for it. Peacocks are Nature’s douchebags.

  47. Khloe Kardashian Fat Double Chin
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    What a goddamn mess

  48. Khloe Kardashian Fat Double Chin
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn you to hell, Pokie Fairy!!

  49. Jennifer Lopez Cameltoe Tight Pants
    Deacon Jones
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    I have to admit, J-Lo’s been looking pretty decent lately.

  50. Arnold Schwarzenegger Cigar Belt Buckle
    Commented on this photo:

    I just used the zoom feature to read his belt buckle: it contains an entire employment contract for his household staff.

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