Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed coming to you amidst another sort-of server freak-out that could have been solved right away if our engineers had just asked me. “Hey, have you guys tried unplugging it and plugging it back in? What’s that? Oh, my bank account’s been drained and my hard drive just filled up with child porn? Cool, I’ll leave you alone now.” While I flee from the FBI, please enjoy ‘How To Get Ben Affleck To Look At Your Penis By Simply Saying The Words Blake And Lively,’ as well as Kathy Griffin finally succeeding in getting Anderson Cooper sexually aroused, Samuel L. Jackson dressed in a manner only acceptable for himself and Omar, and finally, I know we promised not to subject you to pics of Snooki today, but I couldn’t help myself.
Quick, can you spot the three people in this photo who’ve seen Anne Hathaway‘s vagina?
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Gary Oldman rules!
Pretty bad when the magazine has to be wider at the bottom than the top to accommodate the subject.
Hope that floor is reinforced.
I seem to recall a lady on the old Star Trek that had plants growing out of her. Did not know she had a kid.
Nope. Vertical stripes are not slimming.
Believe it or not, those stripes all used to be vertical and perfectly parallel.
Missing some boobage there.
Having a fantasy about a traffic cone.
The long lost child of Father Guido Sarducci..
Great so next month issue will be Xtina wide bootey trying to one-up Beyonce’s….not looking forward to that
This is how it’s done Beyonce.
I wouldn’t mind seeing DJuC but Jamie Foxx said stop with the [gun] violence so I complied.
Looks like a damn T-Rex woman.
Now there’s your “Bunga Bunga” party.
Jack Reacheround.
‘Talk to the stoma.’
He’s not too shabby. I’d do him.
What would Pam say?
If you click your heels together, you go back to the gay bar in Kansas.
I love Anne Hathaway. She’s a great actress and rarely in the tabloids. She always looks lovely and seems like a normal person when one sees her interviews. Just love her.
if you make it to the rose tat, turn back, you’ve gone too far.
I spent basically all of 1997 praying for this moment.
Now you can all try to figure out what fucking picture I’m talking about.
Dude, check out this picture of your wife without make up!
She’s been featured far too infrequently on these pages. Time for a letter to the editor.
The only thing that would make me not want to fuck her is the thought that she hooked up with Courtney Stodden’s husband when he was playing Toombs.
No!! She couldn’t! Seriously?! BLEUURGH!!
‘Greatly enlarged meatflaps are the primary escutcheon of the aging Hollywood starlet.’ The American Kennel Club.
I actually have no idea what ‘escutcheon’ is, but it sounded like something the AKC would say.
That’s a really expensive coffee house or ice cream shop, sprinkles start at $35 United States Dollars.
She’s so beautiful, but her daughter will almost certainly take after the father… Which is too bad…
“THAT little boy is ADORABLE!”
Why, yes, Ma’m, of course we’re official vagina inspectors, can’t you tell by our official looking navy blue ties? Now be a good lass and lower your knickers.
Damnit, Panda season’s not for two more f’ing weeks!
“I’m Fifty! Fifty years old!”
Badly Dressed Mother Fucker.
Mike, The Long Kiss Goodnight was 1996…
Amen to the unfakeshopping of the really severely photoshopped GQ cover. This version is much more reality-based. Brilliant!
The site re-engineering however is the opposite of brilliant. Please bring back the ease of participating in comments without the jarring OBNOXIOUS scroll-jump blackout demand to sign in. I thought you liked us? This is a fine how do ya do, Fish.
When your hips are 3 times as wide as your head, you either have:
a. A very large ass
b. A very small head
c. A photoshopper who doesn’t know shit about proportions
thunder ass
“Hey, Quentin, have you seen Honey Boo-Boo’s Mom? Woman looks like a giant toe.”
*BEAT*
“Quentin?”
Tom Cruise: Don’t mind me I had a lot of fruit and cheese on the flight , so I’m a bit constipated . So your question on alien probing ?
she’s gorgeous, mmmmmm
Whoa, sexy ass, mm mm mm
who wouldn’t want to hook up to that ass?
Is Cali some sort of code for the Fountain of Youth? I don’t think he’s ages in years.
You spelled ‘Scott Dick’ wrong.
“Does this ass make my dress look big?”
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti
Phoebe Price has such gorgeous cheeks and smile. She has the ability, when she puts on her fabulous smile, to raise her cheeks and make them grow incredibly. Her cheeks seem to shoot out and they really form round peaks ! Her face is so beautiful when she does that, as she then appears enchantingly feminine.
“strange perspective problem” hell: she’s got a big ass and fat legs. Which I personally dig a LOT. I loved her shimmy on the “Put a Ring on It” video, and the way her legs jiggle when she moves. If I was her husband I’d never stop fucking her. Ever ever ever…
“Man, actually EXERCISING is a lot more difficult than just taking those injections”
Agreed. Google her. Hottest thing ever
In a display of uncommon Motherly Love.. Cher has a sex change to make Chaz feel normal.
she looks like sarah silverman and that is not a compliment