The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.9.13

January 9th, 2013 // 387 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed coming to you amidst another sort-of server freak-out that could have been solved right away if our engineers had just asked me. “Hey, have you guys tried unplugging it and plugging it back in? What’s that? Oh, my bank account’s been drained and my hard drive just filled up with child porn? Cool, I’ll leave you alone now.” While I flee from the FBI, please enjoy ‘How To Get Ben Affleck To Look At Your Penis By Simply Saying The Words Blake And Lively,’ as well as Kathy Griffin finally succeeding in getting Anderson Cooper sexually aroused, Samuel L. Jackson dressed in a manner only acceptable for himself and Omar, and finally, I know we promised not to subject you to pics of Snooki today, but I couldn’t help myself.

Quick, can you spot the three people in this photo who’ve seen Anne Hathaway‘s vagina?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Anne Hathaway
    Roberto Luongo
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    Gary Oldman rules!

  2. Beyonce Leaked GQ Cover
    tlmck
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    Pretty bad when the magazine has to be wider at the bottom than the top to accommodate the subject.

  3. Nicki Minaj Huge Butt Fox All Star Party
    tlmck
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    Hope that floor is reinforced.

  4. Kat Von D Cleavage Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan Screening
    tlmck
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    I seem to recall a lady on the old Star Trek that had plants growing out of her. Did not know she had a kid.

  5. Coco Butt Tight Dress
    tlmck
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    Nope. Vertical stripes are not slimming.

  6. Christian Serratos Cleavage 30 Years Of Fashion And Film And The Next Generation Of Style Icons Event
    tlmck
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    Missing some boobage there.

  7. Anne Hathaway
    tlmck
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    Having a fantasy about a traffic cone.

  8. Alexander Antebi Crazy Facial Hair 30 Years Of Fashion And Film And The Next Generation Of Style Icons Event
    tlmck
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    The long lost child of Father Guido Sarducci..

  9. Beyonce Leaked GQ Cover
    mike
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    Great so next month issue will be Xtina wide bootey trying to one-up Beyonce’s….not looking forward to that

  10. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini
    tlmck
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    This is how it’s done Beyonce.

  11. Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained German Premiere
    mike
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    I wouldn’t mind seeing DJuC but Jamie Foxx said stop with the [gun] violence so I complied.

  12. Beyonce Leaked GQ Cover
    CK
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    Looks like a damn T-Rex woman.

  13. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Now there’s your “Bunga Bunga” party.

  14. Tom Cruise Jack Reacher Press Conference
    Jill
    Commented on this photo:

    Jack Reacheround.

  15. Tom Cruise Jack Reacher Press Conference
    cc
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    ‘Talk to the stoma.’

  16. John Krasinski Emily Blunt Butt Tight Dress National Board Of Review Awards Gala
    Freebie
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    He’s not too shabby. I’d do him.

  17. Samuel L. Jackson Purple Blazer Pink Shoes Django Unchained German Premiere
    cc
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    If you click your heels together, you go back to the gay bar in Kansas.

  18. Anne Hathaway
    Freebie
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    I love Anne Hathaway. She’s a great actress and rarely in the tabloids. She always looks lovely and seems like a normal person when one sees her interviews. Just love her.

  19. Kat Von D Cleavage Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan Screening
    mike
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    if you make it to the rose tat, turn back, you’ve gone too far.

  20. Samuel L. Jackson Purple Blazer Pink Shoes Django Unchained German Premiere
    mike
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    I spent basically all of 1997 praying for this moment.

    Now you can all try to figure out what fucking picture I’m talking about.

  21. Ben Affleck Taking Picture With Fan
    cc
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    Dude, check out this picture of your wife without make up!

  22. Eva Amurri Cleavage See Through Shirt Fox All-Star Party
    cc
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    She’s been featured far too infrequently on these pages. Time for a letter to the editor.

  23. Gillian Anderson Nipple Cirque Du Soleil Kooza Opening Night
    cc
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    The only thing that would make me not want to fuck her is the thought that she hooked up with Courtney Stodden’s husband when he was playing Toombs.

  24. Melanie Griffith Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    cc
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    ‘Greatly enlarged meatflaps are the primary escutcheon of the aging Hollywood starlet.’ The American Kennel Club.

  25. Mario Lopez Kathy Griffin
    Uncle Sam
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    That’s a really expensive coffee house or ice cream shop, sprinkles start at $35 United States Dollars.

  26. Beyonce Leaked GQ Cover
    gen
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    She’s so beautiful, but her daughter will almost certainly take after the father… Which is too bad…

  27. Larsa Pippen Scotty Pippen Lady Gaga Taylor Kinney Instagram
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    “THAT little boy is ADORABLE!”

  28. Anne Hathaway
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    Why, yes, Ma’m, of course we’re official vagina inspectors, can’t you tell by our official looking navy blue ties? Now be a good lass and lower your knickers.

  29. Phoebe Price Cleavage Fur Boots
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    Damnit, Panda season’s not for two more f’ing weeks!

  30. Meredith Vieira National Board Of Review Awards Gala
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    “I’m Fifty! Fifty years old!”

  31. Samuel L. Jackson Purple Blazer Pink Shoes Django Unchained German Premiere
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    Badly Dressed Mother Fucker.

  32. Samuel L. Jackson Purple Blazer Pink Shoes Django Unchained German Premiere
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    Mike, The Long Kiss Goodnight was 1996…

  33. anonymoose

    Amen to the unfakeshopping of the really severely photoshopped GQ cover. This version is much more reality-based. Brilliant!

    The site re-engineering however is the opposite of brilliant. Please bring back the ease of participating in comments without the jarring OBNOXIOUS scroll-jump blackout demand to sign in. I thought you liked us? This is a fine how do ya do, Fish.

  34. Beyonce Leaked GQ Cover
    Little Tongue
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    When your hips are 3 times as wide as your head, you either have:

    a. A very large ass
    b. A very small head
    c. A photoshopper who doesn’t know shit about proportions

  35. Beyonce Leaked GQ Cover
    namehere
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    thunder ass

  36. Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained German Premiere
    caley
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    “Hey, Quentin, have you seen Honey Boo-Boo’s Mom? Woman looks like a giant toe.”
    *BEAT*
    “Quentin?”

  37. Tom Cruise Jack Reacher Press Conference
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    Tom Cruise: Don’t mind me I had a lot of fruit and cheese on the flight , so I’m a bit constipated . So your question on alien probing ?

  38. John Krasinski Emily Blunt Butt Tight Dress National Board Of Review Awards Gala
    Martina
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    she’s gorgeous, mmmmmm

  39. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini
    Martina
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    Whoa, sexy ass, mm mm mm

  40. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini
    Martina
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    who wouldn’t want to hook up to that ass?

  41. LL Cool J CES
    Commented on this photo:

    Is Cali some sort of code for the Fountain of Youth? I don’t think he’s ages in years.

  42. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Hoodie Pants Tucked Into Boots
    Commented on this photo:

    You spelled ‘Scott Dick’ wrong.

  43. Coco Butt Tight Dress
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    “Does this ass make my dress look big?”

  44. Meredith Vieira National Board Of Review Awards Gala
    IronSulfide
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    I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti

  45. Phoebe Price Cleavage Fur Boots
    phoebefan
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    Phoebe Price has such gorgeous cheeks and smile. She has the ability, when she puts on her fabulous smile, to raise her cheeks and make them grow incredibly. Her cheeks seem to shoot out and they really form round peaks ! Her face is so beautiful when she does that, as she then appears enchantingly feminine.

  46. Beyonce Leaked GQ Cover
    shemp
    Commented on this photo:

    “strange perspective problem” hell: she’s got a big ass and fat legs. Which I personally dig a LOT. I loved her shimmy on the “Put a Ring on It” video, and the way her legs jiggle when she moves. If I was her husband I’d never stop fucking her. Ever ever ever…

  47. Barry Bonds Shirtless Sweaty Man Boobs
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    “Man, actually EXERCISING is a lot more difficult than just taking those injections”

  48. Christian Serratos Cleavage 30 Years Of Fashion And Film And The Next Generation Of Style Icons Event
    Matt
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    Agreed. Google her. Hottest thing ever

  49. Alexander Antebi Crazy Facial Hair 30 Years Of Fashion And Film And The Next Generation Of Style Icons Event
    bigalkie
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    In a display of uncommon Motherly Love.. Cher has a sex change to make Chaz feel normal.

  50. Kat Von D Cleavage Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan Screening
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    she looks like sarah silverman and that is not a compliment

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