The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.9.13

January 9th, 2013 // 387 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed coming to you amidst another sort-of server freak-out that could have been solved right away if our engineers had just asked me. “Hey, have you guys tried unplugging it and plugging it back in? What’s that? Oh, my bank account’s been drained and my hard drive just filled up with child porn? Cool, I’ll leave you alone now.” While I flee from the FBI, please enjoy ‘How To Get Ben Affleck To Look At Your Penis By Simply Saying The Words Blake And Lively,’ as well as Kathy Griffin finally succeeding in getting Anderson Cooper sexually aroused, Samuel L. Jackson dressed in a manner only acceptable for himself and Omar, and finally, I know we promised not to subject you to pics of Snooki today, but I couldn’t help myself.

Quick, can you spot the three people in this photo who’ve seen Anne Hathaway‘s vagina?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kat Von D Cleavage Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan Screening
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    Maybe if we are lucky she’ll turn her head real fast, and that ear cross thing will put a hole in her jugular.

  2. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Hoodie Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    Wow, he looks real fuckin happy to be there.

  3. Kat Von D Cleavage Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan Screening
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    “Call me Rumer one more time, biatch.”

  4. Alexander Antebi Crazy Facial Hair 30 Years Of Fashion And Film And The Next Generation Of Style Icons Event
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    The ‘Guess ?’ symbol seems very appropriate. But I don’t have a clue.

  5. Eva Amurri Cleavage See Through Shirt Fox All-Star Party
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    She makes me unable to think sraight. While I fap.

  6. LL Cool J CES
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    “Come on girl… We gonna play “Call of Booty”!”

  7. John Goodman Yellow Teeth National Board Of Review Awards Gala
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    “I don’t brush on shabbos!”

  8. Gillian Anderson Nipple Cirque Du Soleil Kooza Opening Night
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    Never not hot.

  9. Rosamund Pike Upskirt Panty Flash Jack Reacher Press Conference
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    Regardless of this particular picture, she’s got maybe the hottest set of gams in the industry.

  10. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Hoodie Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    when he doesn’t look like a douche, he looks like a rapist. maybe he should try to find some middle ground.

  11. Kat Von D Cleavage Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan Screening
    Joe Blow
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    Surely she has a tat on her somewhere that simply reads “Trash”.

  12. Kat Von D Cleavage Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan Screening
    RoXanne DeMonica
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    she’s beautiful, i don’t care if this is no place for compliments

    • Compliments are allowed here. Just don’t cast aspersions on the posters who disagree with you. And by all means, get some self-esteem, stupid! ;o)~ Just fuckin’ with ya.

  13. Melanie Griffith Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    chicka
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    even her camel could not survive that arid dryness…..

  14. Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained German Premiere
    Bonky
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    He looks like an old man who’s lost his teeth, except he still has them. When he finally does lose his teeth his head is going to collapse into itself.

  15. Tom Cruise Jack Reacher Press Conference
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    “I play Jack Reacher. A guy who likes to drive fast cars and beats guys.”

  16. Meredith Vieira National Board Of Review Awards Gala
    lerxt
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    “A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It’s a proof. A proof is
    a proof. And when you have a good proof, it’s because it’s proven.” – Meredith Vieira doing her classic impression of former Canadian PM Jean Chretien

  17. John Krasinski Emily Blunt Butt Tight Dress National Board Of Review Awards Gala
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    The cop-a-feel ninja strikes after his manicure appointment.

  18. Samuel L. Jackson Purple Blazer Pink Shoes Django Unchained German Premiere
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    Django Unchained meets fashion unrepresented.

  19. Nicki Minaj Huge Butt Fox All Star Party
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    “Miss, we are gonna need those seat cushions back.”

  20. Barry Bonds Shirtless Sweaty Man Boobs
    bbiowa
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    *

  21. Beyonce Leaked GQ Cover
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    Are we supposed to be impressed by a massive photoshopped cover? Really?

  22. Ben Affleck Taking Picture With Fan
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    “Here is a picture of my pet duck. We named him Ben Affleck.”

  23. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Hoodie Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    She had to pick up the kids from daycare and her douchebag from baggage claim.

  24. Randy Jackson Peace Sign Fox All Star Party
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    “Let me see if I got this right… Two girls?…One cup?… Show us what you got girls!”

  25. Melanie Griffith Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    The bottle is not so much for hydration as it is for masturbation.

  26. Anne Hathaway
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    “Have a nice day Miss Hathaway.”
    “Fuck off nobodys!”

  27. Gillian Anderson Nipple Cirque Du Soleil Kooza Opening Night
    Grafikman
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    Saw her on a talk show recently. Now she speaks with a British accent. OK Madonna…

  28. Meredith Vieira National Board Of Review Awards Gala
    Grafikman
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    “I ahm nohtth an ahnimmall. I ahm a hyuumhan bheeing”!

  29. Wilmer Valderrama Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    I thought he was handing out back alley hand jobs? He must be on break.

  30. Alexander Antebi Crazy Facial Hair 30 Years Of Fashion And Film And The Next Generation Of Style Icons Event
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    “I got this outfit by robbing Doug Henning’s grave!”

  31. Barry Bonds Shirtless Sweaty Man Boobs
    Grafikman
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    “Can’t a bruthah get a Gottdamn malt liquor out here?”

  32. Rosamund Pike Upskirt Panty Flash Jack Reacher Press Conference
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    She’s really sexy.

  33. Anne Hathaway
    mike
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    I’m just gonna play the odds and say something about quarterbacks since god only knows where this comment will end up.

  34. Renee Olstead Cleavage 30 Years Of Fashion And Film And The Next Generation Of Style Icons Event
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    Talented, gorgeous and sexy. She has it all.

  35. Rosamund Pike Upskirt Panty Flash Jack Reacher Press Conference
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    what the fuck is that?

  36. Wilmer Valderrama Pants Tucked Into Boots
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    He’s banged so many………..why the gay marine look?

  37. Samuel L. Jackson Purple Blazer Pink Shoes Django Unchained German Premiere
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    This Samuel X guy looks just like Samuel L. Jackson…hey, wait…

  38. Ben Affleck Taking Picture With Fan
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    “OK, pal, I’ll let’ you try taking one more shot, and if it doesn’t come out I’ll draw a picture of us, then autograph it for you.”

  39. Randy Jackson Peace Sign Fox All Star Party
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    Utah, make it two………dawg.

  40. John Goodman Yellow Teeth National Board Of Review Awards Gala
    Cody42
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    Those are way too many teeth, right? What the fuck am I looking at?

  41. Wilmer Valderrama Pants Tucked Into Boots
    Cody42
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    HANDY MANNY!

  42. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Hoodie Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    I thought Kourtney Kardashboard and Scott Dizzy were planning on some nuptials…???

  43. Christian Serratos Cleavage 30 Years Of Fashion And Film And The Next Generation Of Style Icons Event
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    She looks considerably prettier as a brunette and wearing her hair in bangs. Unfortunately, it looks like we can’t post .JPGs anymore.

  44. Gillian Anderson Nipple Cirque Du Soleil Kooza Opening Night
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    She used to be pretty sexy. What happened? Oh wait…years. Years happened.

  45. Melanie Griffith Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    For the uninitiated, this is more along the lines of a true “cameltoe.” The problem is nobody cares about Melanie Griffith’s pussy anymore.

  46. Tom Cruise Jack Reacher Press Conference
    Fishballs
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    Cruise gets into character for his upcoming biopic, The Ed Grimley Story.

  47. Renee Olstead Cleavage 30 Years Of Fashion And Film And The Next Generation Of Style Icons Event
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    Great looking gal. Google her image. Definitely worth the keystrokes. Or ANY strokes for that matter.

  48. Beyonce Leaked GQ Cover
    anonym
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    I’d like to fuck Beyonce’s fat ass, while Jay-Z is tied up to a chair, helpless, and forced to watch.

  49. John Krasinski Emily Blunt Butt Tight Dress National Board Of Review Awards Gala
    jim eh
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    Hey, it’s upside down mouth lady!

  50. Tom Cruise Jack Reacher Press Conference
    Shlong Dong
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    Good actor imo.

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