Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed coming to you amidst another sort-of server freak-out that could have been solved right away if our engineers had just asked me. “Hey, have you guys tried unplugging it and plugging it back in? What’s that? Oh, my bank account’s been drained and my hard drive just filled up with child porn? Cool, I’ll leave you alone now.” While I flee from the FBI, please enjoy ‘How To Get Ben Affleck To Look At Your Penis By Simply Saying The Words Blake And Lively,’ as well as Kathy Griffin finally succeeding in getting Anderson Cooper sexually aroused, Samuel L. Jackson dressed in a manner only acceptable for himself and Omar, and finally, I know we promised not to subject you to pics of Snooki today, but I couldn’t help myself.
Quick, can you spot the three people in this photo who’ve seen Anne Hathaway‘s vagina?
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Maybe if we are lucky she’ll turn her head real fast, and that ear cross thing will put a hole in her jugular.
Wow, he looks real fuckin happy to be there.
“Call me Rumer one more time, biatch.”
The ‘Guess ?’ symbol seems very appropriate. But I don’t have a clue.
She makes me unable to think sraight. While I fap.
“Come on girl… We gonna play “Call of Booty”!”
“I don’t brush on shabbos!”
(Sorry John, I had to do that. I actually love you long time.)
Never not hot.
Regardless of this particular picture, she’s got maybe the hottest set of gams in the industry.
when he doesn’t look like a douche, he looks like a rapist. maybe he should try to find some middle ground.
Maybe he should start taking some mood elevators. That failing, eating a shotgun for dinner might work.
Surely she has a tat on her somewhere that simply reads “Trash”.
she’s beautiful, i don’t care if this is no place for compliments
Compliments are allowed here. Just don’t cast aspersions on the posters who disagree with you. And by all means, get some self-esteem, stupid! ;o)~ Just fuckin’ with ya.
even her camel could not survive that arid dryness…..
He looks like an old man who’s lost his teeth, except he still has them. When he finally does lose his teeth his head is going to collapse into itself.
“I play Jack Reacher. A guy who likes to drive fast cars and beats guys.”
“A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It’s a proof. A proof is
a proof. And when you have a good proof, it’s because it’s proven.” – Meredith Vieira doing her classic impression of former Canadian PM Jean Chretien
The cop-a-feel ninja strikes after his manicure appointment.
Django Unchained meets fashion unrepresented.
“Miss, we are gonna need those seat cushions back.”
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Are we supposed to be impressed by a massive photoshopped cover? Really?
“Here is a picture of my pet duck. We named him Ben Affleck.”
She had to pick up the kids from daycare and her douchebag from baggage claim.
“Let me see if I got this right… Two girls?…One cup?… Show us what you got girls!”
The bottle is not so much for hydration as it is for masturbation.
“Have a nice day Miss Hathaway.”
“Fuck off nobodys!”
Saw her on a talk show recently. Now she speaks with a British accent. OK Madonna…
“I ahm nohtth an ahnimmall. I ahm a hyuumhan bheeing”!
I thought he was handing out back alley hand jobs? He must be on break.
“I got this outfit by robbing Doug Henning’s grave!”
“Can’t a bruthah get a Gottdamn malt liquor out here?”
She’s really sexy.
I’m just gonna play the odds and say something about quarterbacks since god only knows where this comment will end up.
Talented, gorgeous and sexy. She has it all.
what the fuck is that?
He’s banged so many………..why the gay marine look?
This Samuel X guy looks just like Samuel L. Jackson…hey, wait…
“OK, pal, I’ll let’ you try taking one more shot, and if it doesn’t come out I’ll draw a picture of us, then autograph it for you.”
Utah, make it two………dawg.
Those are way too many teeth, right? What the fuck am I looking at?
HANDY MANNY!
I thought Kourtney Kardashboard and Scott Dizzy were planning on some nuptials…???
She looks considerably prettier as a brunette and wearing her hair in bangs. Unfortunately, it looks like we can’t post .JPGs anymore.
She used to be pretty sexy. What happened? Oh wait…years. Years happened.
For the uninitiated, this is more along the lines of a true “cameltoe.” The problem is nobody cares about Melanie Griffith’s pussy anymore.
Cruise gets into character for his upcoming biopic, The Ed Grimley Story.
Great looking gal. Google her image. Definitely worth the keystrokes. Or ANY strokes for that matter.
I’d like to fuck Beyonce’s fat ass, while Jay-Z is tied up to a chair, helpless, and forced to watch.
Hey, it’s upside down mouth lady!
Good actor imo.
I agree actually. He’s done an outstanding job in several roles.