The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.9.13

January 9th, 2013 // 387 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed coming to you amidst another sort-of server freak-out that could have been solved right away if our engineers had just asked me. “Hey, have you guys tried unplugging it and plugging it back in? What’s that? Oh, my bank account’s been drained and my hard drive just filled up with child porn? Cool, I’ll leave you alone now.” While I flee from the FBI, please enjoy ‘How To Get Ben Affleck To Look At Your Penis By Simply Saying The Words Blake And Lively,’ as well as Kathy Griffin finally succeeding in getting Anderson Cooper sexually aroused, Samuel L. Jackson dressed in a manner only acceptable for himself and Omar, and finally, I know we promised not to subject you to pics of Snooki today, but I couldn’t help myself.

Quick, can you spot the three people in this photo who’ve seen Anne Hathaway‘s vagina?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Larsa Pippen Scotty Pippen Lady Gaga Taylor Kinney Instagram
    contusion
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    She should wear more makeup. Ah. Right. Not possible.

  2. Beyonce Leaked GQ Cover
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    I don’t understand what the big deal is about keeping this GQ cover a secret. Is it the fact that Beyoncé has no stretch marks, because her pregnancy was fake? That would make sense.

  3. John Goodman Yellow Teeth National Board Of Review Awards Gala
    contusion
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    It’s a good fashion move…match the color of your teeth to your jacket.

  4. Randy Jackson Peace Sign Fox All Star Party
    dontkillthemessenger
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    We’ll take 2 more annoying bitches to replace the last 2 annoying bitches who replaced the original 2 annoying bitches.

  5. Eva Amurri Cleavage See Through Shirt Fox All-Star Party
    tom
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    We need more pic of her, preferably in a bikini.

  6. Nicki Minaj Huge Butt Fox All Star Party
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    Damn, I want to get in that big ass. Looks so good.

  7. Melanie Griffith Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    contusion
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    Way too anatomically correct.

  8. Tom Cruise Jack Reacher Press Conference
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    “In-my-next-movie-I-play-a-throat-cancer-survivor. I-decided-to-be-all-Method-about-it-and-have-my-own-larynx-removed.”

  9. Barry Bonds Shirtless Sweaty Man Boobs
    Mr. Poop
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    He’s like a shrinky-dink

  10. Melanie Griffith Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Are we going to need age requirements for yoga pants now?

  11. Larsa Pippen Scotty Pippen Lady Gaga Taylor Kinney Instagram
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    Scottie’s wife is hot.

  12. John Krasinski Emily Blunt Butt Tight Dress National Board Of Review Awards Gala
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    “Right this way, Ms. Blunt. Oh—and you, too, Mr. Blunt.”

  13. Kat Von D Cleavage Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan Screening
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    If it wasn’t for the tattoos, she’d be pretty damn hot.

  14. Samuel L. Jackson Purple Blazer Pink Shoes Django Unchained German Premiere
    B&WMinstrel
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    Samuel J. Gonad territory

  15. Ben Affleck Taking Picture With Fan
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    “So that’s where Jennifer went last night.”

  16. Beyonce Leaked GQ Cover
    anonymous
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    fixed that for ya…

    http://imgur.com/DRcnZ

  17. Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained German Premiere
    tlmck
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    He and Rumer Willis should get together and create a super race of chins.

  18. Beyonce Leaked GQ Cover
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    Now this is how you get your body back after having a baby. You use a surrogate.

  19. LL Cool J CES
    Frank Burns
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    Considering LL with his bar hands broke the nose, jaw and ribs of a guy (with a record of theft and manslaughter) who broke into his home, I’ll restrict my comments to: “Please have a good day, sir.”

  20. Eva Amurri Cleavage See Through Shirt Fox All-Star Party
    HackSaw
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    Clameltoe

    • NO…NO CAMELTOE! Do you people think a “cameltoe” is simply a view of a woman’s crotch area? Besides, if she were sporting a cameltoe, we wouldn’t need to have you point it out!

      • maybe hacksaw is inventing a new term for a woman’s ladyparts that get sweaty and stinky from being kept in an airtight pair of leather pants, slimy and stinky like a clam? or he’s a moron. It’s sometimes a fine line between genius/visionary and moron.

  21. Tom Cruise Jack Reacher Press Conference
    B&WMinstrel
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    Even the microphone is wearing lifts

  22. Beyonce Leaked GQ Cover
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    She is a beautiful woman, but I just don’t give a shit anymore.

  23. Renee Olstead Cleavage 30 Years Of Fashion And Film And The Next Generation Of Style Icons Event
    B&WMinstrel
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    There’s a rare honesty about the question marks

  24. Tom Cruise Jack Reacher Press Conference
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    “Have you ever seen a grown man naked?”

  25. Eva Amurri Cleavage See Through Shirt Fox All-Star Party
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    She’s so fucking hot. Why doesn’t she get more press instead of the regular line up of assholes that swarm the gossip site everyday?

  26. Beyonce Leaked GQ Cover
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    so, nobody that works at this site knows how to use photoshop? take a look here for a pic with the perspective corrected.

    http://i.imgur.com/DRcnZ.jpg

  27. John Krasinski Emily Blunt Butt Tight Dress National Board Of Review Awards Gala
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    I’ve been clean and sober for a long time, but I’d smoke that Blunt!

  28. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Hoodie Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    Somebody’s been watching “Arrow” on CW. Too bad he couldn’t find a green hoodie.

  29. Samuel L. Jackson Purple Blazer Pink Shoes Django Unchained German Premiere
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    I think he looks great except his jacket needs to be a couple of inches longer.

  30. Mario Lopez Kathy Griffin
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    “Candles $.50 each | $6 pack of 12.” How is that second part even necessary? And also, shouldn’t you get some sort of volume discount? What sort of ripoff place is this? Then again, 50¢ isn’t a bad price for a candle, I guess.

  31. Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained German Premiere
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    “Yeah…that’s it…take off the shoe…allll the way off…”

  32. Phoebe Price Cleavage Fur Boots
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    Look—it’s a pair of tits with a lousy dresser attached to them.

  33. Alexander Antebi Crazy Facial Hair 30 Years Of Fashion And Film And The Next Generation Of Style Icons Event
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    Not picture: approaching Israeli commando raid.

    Get it—”Raid on Antebi”? Oh, screw you all for not knowing history.

  34. Barry Bonds Shirtless Sweaty Man Boobs
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    Hardcore rejection from the HoF vote today. A well-deserved rejection.

  35. Ben Affleck Taking Picture With Fan
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Hm, cats playing patty-cake . . . I think I have my next blockbuster.”

  36. Coco Butt Tight Dress
    ThisWillHurt
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    How Kim Kardashian actually feels when the paparazzi “invade her privacy.”

  37. Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained German Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Excuse me. I know you’re a famous director and all, but you’re getting in on my action and I don’t appreciate it. Please retract your chin before my lawyer gets involved.” – Bruce Campbell

  38. Rosamund Pike Upskirt Panty Flash Jack Reacher Press Conference
    ThisWillHurt
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    That was nice of the Japanese to lower the mic to Rosamund Pike’s vagina for her.

  39. Christian Serratos Cleavage 30 Years Of Fashion And Film And The Next Generation Of Style Icons Event
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    She is beautiful. Sexy little body she and an adorable face.

  40. Gillian Anderson Nipple Cirque Du Soleil Kooza Opening Night
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    I want to get into her kooza.

  41. Tom Cruise Jack Reacher Press Conference
    Horrible Pun Master
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    Don’t be selfish Cruise, don’t give just Jack a reacheround.

  42. Nicki Minaj Huge Butt Fox All Star Party
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Ben . . . Ben . . . Dagobah . . . Yoda.”
    “I’m sorry kid, I’m gonna have to cut open Nicki Minaj’s ass to keep you warm.”
    “Dagob- WHAT!? I’m fine, Han! Please don’t!”
    *cuts open Nicki Minaj’s ass with light-saber*
    “Ah, I thought it smelled bad . . . on the outside.”

  43. Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained German Premiere
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    “It rubs the lotion on its foot or else it gets the hose again! “

  44. Beyonce Leaked GQ Cover
    Bonky
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    She married a camel.

  45. Tom Cruise Jack Reacher Press Conference
    The Royal Penis
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    He never ages, he’s like a gay Dick Clark.

  46. Meredith Vieira National Board Of Review Awards Gala
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    Jizz in my panties…

  47. Melanie Griffith Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    And with one look, Lawrence knew he had found the one camel with toes strong enough to take him from Cairo to Aqaba.

  48. Kat Von D Cleavage Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan Screening
    The Royal Penis
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    I thought only mongoloids had eyes that close together.

  49. Meredith Vieira National Board Of Review Awards Gala
    PleaseChangeTheSuperficialFavoritesThumbs
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    Electronic anal beads just shorted out

  50. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Hoodie Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    You gotta love how every time you see these two with their kids, Scott is doing absolutely nothing while Kourtney does all the work. LOL

    That’s keeping your pimp hand strong!

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