The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.9.13

January 9th, 2013 // 387 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed coming to you amidst another sort-of server freak-out that could have been solved right away if our engineers had just asked me. “Hey, have you guys tried unplugging it and plugging it back in? What’s that? Oh, my bank account’s been drained and my hard drive just filled up with child porn? Cool, I’ll leave you alone now.” While I flee from the FBI, please enjoy ‘How To Get Ben Affleck To Look At Your Penis By Simply Saying The Words Blake And Lively,’ as well as Kathy Griffin finally succeeding in getting Anderson Cooper sexually aroused, Samuel L. Jackson dressed in a manner only acceptable for himself and Omar, and finally, I know we promised not to subject you to pics of Snooki today, but I couldn’t help myself.

Quick, can you spot the three people in this photo who’ve seen Anne Hathaway‘s vagina?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Randy Jackson Peace Sign Fox All Star Party
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    Hey Randy — How many years ago should you have left Idol?

  2. Meredith Vieira National Board Of Review Awards Gala
    Doctor_Joystick
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    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFuck them bitches at The View!!!

  3. Samuel L. Jackson Purple Blazer Pink Shoes Django Unchained German Premiere
    BP
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    Even Mickey Rourke thinks this outfit sucks!

  4. Larsa Pippen Scotty Pippen Lady Gaga Taylor Kinney Instagram
    HVath
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    yes! thanks, superfish!

  5. Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained German Premiere
    B&WMinstrel
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    The working title was “The Plough and the Stars”

  6. Rosamund Pike Upskirt Panty Flash Jack Reacher Press Conference
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    And I thought the Jennifer Nicole “Butch” Lee pictures were the site’s low point.

  7. Randy Jackson Peace Sign Fox All Star Party
    Nonny Moose
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    “No, I said TWO buckets of KFC…”

  8. Alexander Antebi Crazy Facial Hair 30 Years Of Fashion And Film And The Next Generation Of Style Icons Event
    zomgbie
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    was wondering what happened to father guido sarducci after he left the priesthood to become an international fashionista.

  9. Alexander Antebi Crazy Facial Hair 30 Years Of Fashion And Film And The Next Generation Of Style Icons Event
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    Like a modern day Gandalf. Yes sir, a young, strung out, impossibly flamboyant modern day Gandalf.

  10. Tom Cruise Jack Reacher Press Conference
    Smapdi
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    “Tom Cruise at an audition for “Sharting: The Al Roker Story”.

  11. Anne Hathaway
    Nonny Moose
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    Waldo went blue?

  12. Phoebe Price Cleavage Fur Boots
    B&WMinstrel
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    The black eyes make her look more like Dina

  13. LL Cool J CES
    BillyEGrl
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    I do love this guy.

  14. Eva Amurri Cleavage See Through Shirt Fox All-Star Party
    BP
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    Great Rack! She’s Susan Sarandon’s daughter………
    Would love a Mother-Daughter threesome…..mostly with the Daughter!

  15. Phoebe Price Cleavage Fur Boots
    Animal
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    Sharon Stone did it better.

  16. Christian Serratos Cleavage 30 Years Of Fashion And Film And The Next Generation Of Style Icons Event
    BP
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    Did someone dye his teeth orange to match his fake looking hair!

  17. Tom Cruise Jack Reacher Press Conference
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    That movie looks awesome.

  18. Wilmer Valderrama Pants Tucked Into Boots
    Cleetus
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    Dat’Jango.

  19. Tom Cruise Jack Reacher Press Conference
    tidbit
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    I learned everything I know from Kim Kardashian. Now, get that thing over here.

  20. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Hoodie Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    The classic picture of a “happy family.”

  21. Samuel L. Jackson Purple Blazer Pink Shoes Django Unchained German Premiere
    tidbit
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    With that outfit, I’d believe him if he said he doesn’t see race because he’s color blind.

  22. Allen Hughes Broken City Advanced Screening
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    “The banker’s final offer is $20,000. Deal? Or no deal?”

  23. John Goodman Yellow Teeth National Board Of Review Awards Gala
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    He looks much better now that he’s tanned his teeth.

  24. John Krasinski Emily Blunt Butt Tight Dress National Board Of Review Awards Gala
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    Damn. How did he land a chick that hot? She is beautiful.

  25. John Krasinski Emily Blunt Butt Tight Dress National Board Of Review Awards Gala
    Deacon Jones
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    “You’ve got 5 minutes with her, then she’s mine again. Sloppy seconds if you use her balloon knot. I gave her another Vicodin at 6, so she’ll need one in another hour or so.”

  26. Allen Hughes Broken City Advanced Screening
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    “The banker’s final offer is $20,000.00. Deal? Or no deal?”

  27. Beyonce Leaked GQ Cover
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    Her hips can compete with Kim Kardashian’s. Oh, and the cover is missing some stains.

  28. Allen Hughes Broken City Advanced Screening
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    “aw SHIT do the Eagles suck!”

  29. Rosamund Pike Upskirt Panty Flash Jack Reacher Press Conference
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    “What? Are you going to arrest me for smoking?”

  30. Gillian Anderson Nipple Cirque Du Soleil Kooza Opening Night
    B&WMinstrel
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    Kooza? Because there was already a circus called Kunta?

  31. Alexander Antebi Crazy Facial Hair 30 Years Of Fashion And Film And The Next Generation Of Style Icons Event
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    It looks like Russell Brand has finally cleaned up his act!

  32. Christian Serratos Cleavage 30 Years Of Fashion And Film And The Next Generation Of Style Icons Event
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    uh, i just Google’d this girl and I definitely want to fuck her

  33. Melanie Griffith Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    I see your droopy meat curtains, Goldie Hawn and raise you disfigured train wreck meat curtains.

  34. Beyonce Leaked GQ Cover
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    Tom Cruise is Jack Reacharound

    • I see I’m not the only one being fucked around with by the useless arrow key feature. Seriously. Fisherino. Dude. Kill that shit already.

  35. John Goodman Yellow Teeth National Board Of Review Awards Gala
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    (Photog motions with arm)
    Over here a bit, OK, now say “I’m still alive!”
    (SNAP)
    Thank you, Mr Goodman

  36. Tom Cruise Jack Reacher Press Conference
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    Tom Cruise is Jack Reacharound

  37. Beyonce Leaked GQ Cover
    EricLr
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    Maybe the same company that runs Fish’s server produced this poster.

  38. Beyonce Leaked GQ Cover
    jon
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    this is really hot…

  39. Kat Von D Cleavage Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan Screening
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    I bet she smells like an Italian Hoagie that’s been sitting out in the sun for about a week. Ewwwww

  40. Wilmer Valderrama Pants Tucked Into Boots
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    The new Richard Greico.

  41. Beyonce Leaked GQ Cover
    BbyBluThghHghs
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    I’m hoping the angle of the photo of the cover is making her hips/thighs/entire lower body look massive.

  42. Randy Jackson Peace Sign Fox All Star Party
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    “Randy, what do you want for lunch, a chicken salad?”

    “Ehhh…..my last chicken salad was, was a little pitchy in some places.”

    “Ok, how bout a cheesesteak?”

    “BRO….BRO….yo, DAWG, TWO!”

  43. Larsa Pippen Scotty Pippen Lady Gaga Taylor Kinney Instagram
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Scotty Pippen’s son won the gene pool. By “won”, I mean he bares some resemblance to his father while not looking exactly like him.

    At what point do people realize they’re taking a pic with a dead person?

  44. Randy Jackson Peace Sign Fox All Star Party
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    YOOOO DAAAAAAAAWG.

  45. Tom Cruise Jack Reacher Press Conference
    contusion
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    “Well, what I can tell you about the movie is that it sucks. The plot is stupid, the main chick attorney character is just dumb, the Robert Duvall character is a cliche of every Robert Duvall character ever created, and the storyline is more predictable than an episode of Honey Boo Boo. So, yeah, it’s pretty awesome.”

    • tod

      The movie is actually pretty good and im not even a tom cruise fan. Excellent car chase scene. I’ve never seen Robert Duvall play a Hillbilly from Ohio that owns a rifle range either…. I didn’t find it all that predictable other than that the good guy wins in the end…… but aren’t all movies like that?

  46. Phoebe Price Cleavage Fur Boots
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    DEAD ringer for Lon Chaney’s Phantom of the Opera. Look it up, you’ll shit bricks.

  47. Alexander Antebi Crazy Facial Hair 30 Years Of Fashion And Film And The Next Generation Of Style Icons Event
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    Somewhere, up in heaven…his dead great grandfather just glanced down and said “I endured 40 days on a boat across the Atlantic and worked my ass off as a chimney sweeper for my family and to progress my family surname for this fucking queen??”

  48. Samuel L. Jackson Purple Blazer Pink Shoes Django Unchained German Premiere
    contusion
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    I think he picked one item from each drawer and closet in the house and headed out the door.

  49. Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick Hoodie Pants Tucked Into Boots
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I think this pic has something to do with Kanye West and the Ghost of Christmas Future.

  50. Kat Von D Cleavage Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan Screening
    B&WMinstrel
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    That net won’t hold it for long. Poke it with a stick and see if it talks.

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