The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.8.14

January 8th, 2014 // 299 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Mark Wahlberg wearing his rosary beads on Extra, presumably because he knew this was bound to happen and everyone knows if he touches himself, the terrorists win. We’ve also got Kevin Jonas with his pregnant wif–AHAHA I can’t even finish that and Leonardo DiCaprio trying to muffle the desperate cries of “Leo! Leo! It’s me, Jonah! From the movie, I played you’r– I let you bang my sister, man, c’mon!!”

It’s true, he tried stuffing her in a paper shredder when he was done. I saw the whole thing,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Gwyneth Paltrow Johnny Depp Mortdecai Set
    cc
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    Oh dear, my artisanal underwear isn’t woven from the silk…it’s a blend!

  2. Alyssa Milano Cleavage Extra
    cc
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    Did you see her (more specifically her ass) in ‘Fear’? It could hold its own against her rack any day.

  3. Marisa Tomei Black Bra White See Through Shirt
    Robb7
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    WTF??!! She WAS hot at one time.

  4. Marisa Tomei Black Bra White See Through Shirt
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    So this is who’s buying Jessica SImpson’s fat clothes?

  5. Leonardo DiCaprio Covering Ears National Board Of Review Awards Gala
    alexxx3488
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    “All this hair gel Jonah Hill leant me is working pretty well. So sleek, and shiny, and….hey…HEY WAIT A MINUTE!”

  6. Cara Delevingne Michelle Rodriguez Drunk High Drugs Blowing Smoke Knicks Game
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    That’s the closest thing to a smile I’ve seen on Michele’s face yet.

  7. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
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    there’s gotta be something else he can do with his hands for these pics

  8. Mark Wahlberg Ripped Abs Rosary Beads Cross Extra
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    When your St Christopher medal dangles by your taint, it means you really love Jesus. Like really, really love Jesus.

  9. Mark Wahlberg Ripped Abs Rosary Beads Cross Extra
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    “Rosary beads!…I thought these were ben wah balls!

  10. Gene Simmons Paul Stanley LA Kings Game
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    Gene needs to talk to Paul’s hair guy.

  11. Bruce Dern Whispering In Steve Buscemis Ear National Board Of Review Awards Gala
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    “Do you have a problem washing snot out of your hair?”
    “No.”
    “Good!”

  12. Vanna White Wrinkles Old Face GoDigitals Dumbbells Premiere
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    I’d like to buy a vowel…is “yuck” a vowel?

  13. Gwyneth Paltrow Johnny Depp Mortdecai Set
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    “I’ve gotta go see mt doctor. I don’t think my yeast infection is gluten free”

  14. Will Ferrell Dollar Bill Suit The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
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    He’s almost as funny as Adam Sandler.

  15. Will Ferrell Dollar Bill Suit The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
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    For an Ozzie not suffering from “Will Ferrell overload” this seems on point and amusing http://cdn.360nobs.pagenanny.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/rihanna-600×450.jpg

  16. Kevin Jonas Pregnant Wife Danielle Jonas Amazing Baby Days App Launch Event
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    Are they good friends with Simon Cowell too?

  17. Cara Delevingne Michelle Rodriguez Drunk High Drugs Blowing Smoke Knicks Game
    pete
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    The Knicks played in NY and against Detroit on the 7th. The Lakers played the Mavs in Dallas. So where was this picture taken?

  18. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Intelligence Premiere
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    She showed enough intelligence to wear a low cut top with an open jacket.

  19. Gene Simmons Paul Stanley LA Kings Game
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    Know how I know that kid doesn’t know shit about Kiss? Nobody wants to be Peter Criss…not even Peter Criss.

  20. Diane Kruger Joshua Jackson Drivers Seat
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    “Is that Katie Holmes running after our car?”

  21. Emily Blunt Pregnant Belly
    Megan
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    Are you even aware she is pregnant? You don’t seem to mind.

  22. Kimberley Garner Butt Tight Dress Cirque Du Soleil Quidam Opening Night
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    Quidam sounds like a euphemism for vagina. coincidence?

  23. Matthew McConaughey Coke Smile Dallas Buyers Club Screening
    Megan
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    He looks like he needs medicine.

  24. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
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    He’s the most awkward looking person I’ve ever seen. Every part of his body looks like it’s doing something different than the others.

    But Celebrity Net Worth.com says he’s worth $12 million, so I guess I can probably go fuck myself.

  25. Kevin Jonas Pregnant Wife Danielle Jonas Amazing Baby Days App Launch Event
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    That’s clearly Farrah Abraham…but I’m pretty sure she’s not getting pregnant doing what she’s been doing, so I don’t know what to make of this.

  26. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Mark Wahlberg Extra
    Mitchell Goosen
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    Listen you queens, we’ve all seen that ass in a bikini; as recently as two days ago. it’s not lumpy, it looks like it’s been crafted by the hands of the almighty Muhammed himself.

  27. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Mark Wahlberg Extra
    Jon Gosselin
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    I would sleep with her .

  28. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bald Thinning Hair
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    Well, you can cross off ‘germinator’ as one of his powers.

  29. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Mark Wahlberg Extra
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    Damn, he could fuck her on the spot without lifting her up at all.

  30. Mark Wahlberg Ripped Abs Rosary Beads Cross Extra
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    I don’t know, with a fishing lure that close to his treasure trail, I’m thinking he’s looking to hook a sucker.

  31. Bruce Dern Whispering In Steve Buscemis Ear National Board Of Review Awards Gala
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    Hey Steve, how about a little role play? I’ll start by being an aging bull queer…

  32. Gwyneth Paltrow Johnny Depp Mortdecai Set
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    Perhaps one of her lesser known proclivities is jumping on homeless dick.

  33. Alyssa Milano Cleavage Extra
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    Hellooooo Alyssa! Maria Menowhateverthefuckyourlastnameis, you can pack your shit and go home now.

  34. Matthew McConaughey Coke Smile Dallas Buyers Club Screening
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    I’d look like that as well if my cock was being gripped like that.

  35. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
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    At least he keeps you guessing as to what direction he’s heading.

  36. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Intelligence Premiere
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    I heard she pissed on her asshole neighbor. I’ll volunteer to do the CSI.

  37. Diane Kruger Joshua Jackson Drivers Seat
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    Looks like it is his turn for the cucumber.

  38. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bald Thinning Hair
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    Cyberdine Systems model 102. Designed specifically to scream at children on the lawn and complain about taxes.

  39. Matthew McConaughey Coke Smile Dallas Buyers Club Screening
    Get it?
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    -insert “robot penis” joke here-

  40. Matthew McConaughey Coke Smile Dallas Buyers Club Screening
    Turkey
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    What happened to his neck….I think I’m going to vomit!

  41. Matthew McConaughey Coke Smile Dallas Buyers Club Screening
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    His neck looks like a giant vag – eek

  42. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
    cc
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    Does he take scalding hot baths with his suits on?

  43. Diane Kruger Joshua Jackson Drivers Seat
    cc
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    Joshua Jackson now appearing as ‘Joe Average’ for the rest of his life.

  44. Phoebe Price Cleavage Midriff Tights Hooker Boots
    cc
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    She always makes me think of Quality Street candy; brightly colored, bad for your teeth, and highly overrated.

  45. Laura Cremaschi Bikini Butt Thong
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    What’s a growing out of her crotch…a beanstock.

  46. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
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    So… where are the strings?

  47. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
    Guy64536
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    Bobblehead night at the movies?

  48. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bald Thinning Hair
    icu
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    Your hair, it’s been terminated!

  49. Cara Delevingne Michelle Rodriguez Drunk High Drugs Blowing Smoke Knicks Game
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    Why’s that guy below them sportin’ the Eye of Sauron?

  50. Marisa Tomei Black Bra White See Through Shirt
    The Old Man
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    Reminds of an old JoBoxers video (YouTube it).

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