The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.8.14

January 8th, 2014 // 299 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Mark Wahlberg wearing his rosary beads on Extra, presumably because he knew this was bound to happen and everyone knows if he touches himself, the terrorists win. We’ve also got Kevin Jonas with his pregnant wif–AHAHA I can’t even finish that and Leonardo DiCaprio trying to muffle the desperate cries of “Leo! Leo! It’s me, Jonah! From the movie, I played you’r– I let you bang my sister, man, c’mon!!”

It’s true, he tried stuffing her in a paper shredder when he was done. I saw the whole thing,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Emily Blunt Pregnant Belly
    Hugh G. Rection
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    What’s that in her hand? Is Emily carrying a blunt?

  2. Laura Cremaschi Bikini Butt Thong
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I’m not a fan of fake cans. Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to suffer.

  3. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bald Thinning Hair
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    I’ll be bawk. Unfawchunutly my ha-uh won’t.

  4. Laura Cremaschi Bikini Butt Thong
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    This is officially my new favorite girl I’ve never heard of.

  5. Gwyneth Paltrow Johnny Depp Mortdecai Set
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    More like “The Crap Gwyneth Missed”

  6. Will Ferrell Dollar Bill Suit The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
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    And here I didn’t think anything could be less funny than Anchorman 2. Proven wrong again.

  7. Gene Simmons Paul Stanley LA Kings Game
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    “You talk to those girls. I’ll stay here and eat pussy.”

  8. Kimberley Garner Butt Tight Dress Cirque Du Soleil Quidam Opening Night
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    Cirque opens now. Her legs open later.

  9. Diane Kruger Joshua Jackson Drivers Seat
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    How rude. Driving away with a cookie tray still on his hood…

  10. Will Ferrell Dollar Bill Suit The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    I’m just grateful when he wears pants.

  11. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bald Thinning Hair
    Pilin
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    “I’ll be bald”.

  12. Phoebe Price Cleavage Midriff Tights Hooker Boots
    Pilin
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    Stealth mode: ON

  13. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bald Thinning Hair
    Max
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    All those hair jokes and not one hearing aid joke (or maybe it’s ear plugs)? Has no one noticed it?

  14. Will Ferrell Dollar Bill Suit The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
    JimBB
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    After what happened to Anchorman 2, you think they would pay him to NOT promote his movies.

  15. Gwyneth Paltrow Johnny Depp Mortdecai Set
    JimBB
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    You’ve both just been SKARSGARDED!

  16. Kevin Jonas Pregnant Wife Danielle Jonas Amazing Baby Days App Launch Event
    Eejut
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    By the look on his face, it’s a boy.

  17. Kevin Jonas Pregnant Wife Danielle Jonas Amazing Baby Days App Launch Event
    gary coleman's ghost
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    The baby’s mine.

  18. Phoebe Price Cleavage Midriff Tights Hooker Boots
    Jenn
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    You ask a prostitute to dress up like Carmen Sandiego, and this is what happens.

  19. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
    JimBB
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    Haven’t seen a Hollywood star that good looking since Paul Williams.

  20. Phoebe Price Cleavage Midriff Tights Hooker Boots
    JimBB
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    Apparently she told her designer that she’s really into 80′s videogames.

  21. Will Ferrell Dollar Bill Suit The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
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    “I’m so money, but just not funny”

  22. Cara Delevingne Michelle Rodriguez Drunk High Drugs Blowing Smoke Knicks Game
    coljack
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    This halftime show is brought to you by Airlingus.

  23. Diane Kruger Joshua Jackson Drivers Seat
    ThisWillHurt
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    Joshua Jackson seen getting distracted while driving after realizing he’s banging Diane Kruger.

  24. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
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    He got that suit at Boy’s Wearhouse. I guarantee it.

  25. Kevin Jonas Pregnant Wife Danielle Jonas Amazing Baby Days App Launch Event
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    Congrats on the foal,I mean baby.

  26. Cara Delevingne Michelle Rodriguez Drunk High Drugs Blowing Smoke Knicks Game
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    I … what? What am I seeing here?

  27. Mark Wahlberg Ripped Abs Rosary Beads Cross Extra
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    Oh, he has a nipple chain too?

  28. Leonardo DiCaprio Covering Ears National Board Of Review Awards Gala
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    Is there some new Hollywood fad to have your eyebrows Satanized? I don’t recall his being so Laveyan when he was younger.

  29. Vanna White Wrinkles Old Face GoDigitals Dumbbells Premiere
    Urbanspaceman
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    “I did not pose for those photos”.

  30. Gene Simmons Paul Stanley LA Kings Game
    Swearin
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    Definitely not the only fuzzy thing he’s had in his mouth before

  31. Cara Delevingne Michelle Rodriguez Drunk High Drugs Blowing Smoke Knicks Game
    cc
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    No harm in a little bit of the old ‘stoned, drunk girls pretending to give fellatio’ game.

  32. Gene Simmons Paul Stanley LA Kings Game
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    I can guarantee you not one of those people listens to Kiss.

    Hell, I’m pretty sure the guy in the back just liked the idea of being able to play with makeup.

  33. Phoebe Price Cleavage Midriff Tights Hooker Boots
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    This just gave me the worst memory of one of my slutty friends in middle school…

  34. Kevin Jonas Pregnant Wife Danielle Jonas Amazing Baby Days App Launch Event
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    Ew.

    x3

  35. Kevin Jonas Pregnant Wife Danielle Jonas Amazing Baby Days App Launch Event
    Swearin
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    This Photoshopping trend is getting out of hand

  36. Phoebe Price Cleavage Midriff Tights Hooker Boots
    Swearin
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    This live-action adaptation of Spy Vs. Spy looks fucking wierd

  37. Bruce Dern Whispering In Steve Buscemis Ear National Board Of Review Awards Gala
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    “Plastics.”

  38. Kimberley Garner Butt Tight Dress Cirque Du Soleil Quidam Opening Night
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    Have no idea who she is except that she is a total cutie!!!

  39. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bald Thinning Hair
    cc
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    Itz not a tumah, itz make pattern baldness!

  40. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
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    I see awkward people…badly dressed.

  41. Kevin Jonas Pregnant Wife Danielle Jonas Amazing Baby Days App Launch Event
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    Most elaborate beard in Hollywood history.

  42. Alyssa Milano Cleavage Extra
    Brit
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    fatty

  43. Phoebe Price Cleavage Midriff Tights Hooker Boots
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    I…I…I…have no words. WTF?

  44. Laura Cremaschi Bikini Butt Thong
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    So..so close to a double nipple slip!!!

  45. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Mark Wahlberg Extra
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    Whoever has the job to reach up that dress to install the mic pack doesn’t need Christmas.
    That’s every day…

  46. Cara Delevingne Michelle Rodriguez Drunk High Drugs Blowing Smoke Knicks Game
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    Guess which girl is the lesbian, and which one enjoys the wiener.

  47. Marisa Tomei Black Bra White See Through Shirt
    cc
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    WHAT? The same one that was in The Wrestler?

  48. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Intelligence Premiere
    Rico Jones
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    Still looks great. She is my go to fantasy for older women.

  49. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Mark Wahlberg Extra
    Robb7
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    Not one of her best ass shots. Hate to say it, but she’s looking a tad lumpy. It’s a quick slide to Kardashianville — and they are friends!

  50. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Mark Wahlberg Extra
    Robb7
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    Not one of her best ass shots. Hate to say it, but she’s looking a tad lumpy. It’s a quick slide to Kardashianville — and they are friends!

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