The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.8.14

January 8th, 2014 // 299 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Mark Wahlberg wearing his rosary beads on Extra, presumably because he knew this was bound to happen and everyone knows if he touches himself, the terrorists win. We’ve also got Kevin Jonas with his pregnant wif–AHAHA I can’t even finish that and Leonardo DiCaprio trying to muffle the desperate cries of “Leo! Leo! It’s me, Jonah! From the movie, I played you’r– I let you bang my sister, man, c’mon!!”

It’s true, he tried stuffing her in a paper shredder when he was done. I saw the whole thing,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
    joe
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    He always looks like he’s in desperate need of a good shit.

  2. Marisa Tomei Black Bra White See Through Shirt
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    I totally still would.

  3. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
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    He’s standing like he’s putting his dick into a gloryhole

  4. Emily Blunt Pregnant Belly
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    She’s really sexy. I love her voice too.

  5. Alyssa Milano Cleavage Extra
    joe
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    Alyssa Milano + shit-tons of booze = Marisa Tomei.

  6. Gwyneth Paltrow Johnny Depp Mortdecai Set
    Mohawk Disco
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    They told me to pass you this note or I’ll have to take the bus home with the common people. Here, take it. Take it!

  7. Will Ferrell Dollar Bill Suit The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
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    The only thing missing from that outfit is a ho on each arm.

  8. Mark Wahlberg Ripped Abs Rosary Beads Cross Extra
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I keep da holee ladee ne-ah mah cahk just in case, y’know, I feel like touchin’ may cahk. As soon as I reach fo-ah mah cahk, da little ladee goes ‘Eh! You gonna touch yah cahk? You ain’t supposed tah touch yah cahk! It’s fuckin’ retahdid! Retahds do dat!’ Then I don’t touch mah cahk.”

  9. Vanna White Wrinkles Old Face GoDigitals Dumbbells Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I’d like to buy an O-face. ‘Oh! Oh!’ Y’know?”

  10. Matthew McConaughey Coke Smile Dallas Buyers Club Screening
    Mohawk Disco
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    He has the unsettling nervousness of a man who knows where that mic will be in five minutes.

  11. Cara Delevingne Michelle Rodriguez Drunk High Drugs Blowing Smoke Knicks Game
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    Did the one on the right just cough up a cervical cap?

  12. Kimberley Garner Butt Tight Dress Cirque Du Soleil Quidam Opening Night
    Mohawk Disco
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    Nice.

  13. Matthew McConaughey Coke Smile Dallas Buyers Club Screening
    JW
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    Is it just me or did he go so method that he actually got HIV for that part in Dallas Buyer’s Club?

  14. Alyssa Milano Cleavage Extra
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    She’s a mom now. Officially making her a MILF. I’d love to show her who the boss is.

  15. Kimberley Garner Butt Tight Dress Cirque Du Soleil Quidam Opening Night
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    Beautiful.

  16. Matthew McConaughey Coke Smile Dallas Buyers Club Screening
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I can’t believe they won’t let me take my shirt off. Keep it together, Mat, keep it together. Just clench the mic and count to ten . . .”

  17. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Mark Wahlberg Extra
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    “Excuse me Maria, but I have to run, I see some potential terrorists over there and I have to go stop them, I am the only one that can do it”

  18. Kevin Jonas Pregnant Wife Danielle Jonas Amazing Baby Days App Launch Event
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    That’s Farrah Abraham. You’re not fooling me, Photo Boy.

  19. Mark Wahlberg Ripped Abs Rosary Beads Cross Extra
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    Jesus Christ, this motherfucker. Wacko.

  20. Diane Kruger Joshua Jackson Drivers Seat
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    Good job, Pacey. Good job.

  21. Marisa Tomei Black Bra White See Through Shirt
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    Oh wow.

  22. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Yes, yes. ‘Van,’ ‘river,’ you’re all very funny. You got my picture, right?”

  23. Cara Delevingne Michelle Rodriguez Drunk High Drugs Blowing Smoke Knicks Game
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    Cara was trying desperately to convince everyone Michelle was straight, but turns out she was blowing smoke.

  24. Gwyneth Paltrow Johnny Depp Mortdecai Set
    donkeylicks
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    Anytime she wanders too closely to a man which she finds attractive the C mark imprinted on her groin emits a high frequency burning sensation which radiates throughout her body until she learns her lesson. Depp, for all his wit and charm simply doesn’t notice her agony.

  25. Phoebe Price Cleavage Midriff Tights Hooker Boots
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    Who’s idea was it to make the Undertaker a woman?

  26. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Intelligence Premiere
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    54 and wow.

  27. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
    donkeylicks
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    Jon Gosselin’s hair plugs actually look kind of decent. I’m thinking about doing it myself.

  28. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
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    Please someone get this kid a proper tailor and a posture coach, they have to stop letting him leave the house looking like that. Maybe he should wear glasses, or sunglasses too.

  29. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Mark Wahlberg Extra
    catapostrophe
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    “Mark, you seem to have very little body fat, whereas I–to the delight my less discerning admirers–am literally wading in it. What’s your secret?”

  30. Laura Cremaschi Bikini Butt Thong
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    That’s a great ass.

  31. Kevin Jonas Pregnant Wife Danielle Jonas Amazing Baby Days App Launch Event
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    That’s right bitches, some dude knocked her up.

  32. Marisa Tomei Black Bra White See Through Shirt
    catapostrophe
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    Funny picture, but she’s among the sexiest.

  33. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bald Thinning Hair
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    Arnold: “You said you’d go last!”
    His hair: “I lied.”

  34. Mark Wahlberg Ripped Abs Rosary Beads Cross Extra
    Mohawk Disco
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    I am a star! I’m a star, a star, a star. I am a big, bright shining star!

  35. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Mark Wahlberg Extra
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    [Starts at top half]
    Well hello there Maria Menou…
    [Gets to bottom half]
    noooooooooooooooooooo

  36. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
    catapostrophe
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    I see head, people.

  37. Mark Wahlberg Ripped Abs Rosary Beads Cross Extra
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    He could just pinch it on both sides and stretch it like the rest of us

  38. Vanna White Wrinkles Old Face GoDigitals Dumbbells Premiere
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    Looks like she took a turn
    [removes sunglasses]
    for the worse

  39. Marisa Tomei Black Bra White See Through Shirt
    Vincent LaGuardia Gambini
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    Oh my Gawd, what a fucking nightmare!

  40. Leonardo DiCaprio Covering Ears National Board Of Review Awards Gala
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    Q: How does his girlfriend hold her liquor?

  41. Marisa Tomei Black Bra White See Through Shirt
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    My Aunt Gertha

  42. Vanna White Wrinkles Old Face GoDigitals Dumbbells Premiere
    Kim Kardashian
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    How can anyone be so famous for doing nothing on tv?

  43. Bruce Dern Whispering In Steve Buscemis Ear National Board Of Review Awards Gala
    Hugh G. Rection
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    on the set of the new movie Old and Older

  44. Will Ferrell Dollar Bill Suit The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
    Hugh G. Rection
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    As silly and unfunny as that suit is, it is still more entertaining than any of his movies.

  45. Marisa Tomei Black Bra White See Through Shirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Google the nude scene from “Before the devil Knows You’re Dead”.

  46. Emily Blunt Pregnant Belly
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    There once was a beautiful girl,
    and her name was Emily Blunt.
    I just can’t refrain,
    from trying to explain
    how hard i would eat out her _____.

  47. Will Ferrell Dollar Bill Suit The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
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    Bill Ferrell

  48. Cara Delevingne Michelle Rodriguez Drunk High Drugs Blowing Smoke Knicks Game
    Lindsay Lohan
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    Jesus Michelle, get your act together.

  49. Mark Wahlberg Ripped Abs Rosary Beads Cross Extra
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I didn’t realize there was such a thing as a four pack

  50. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Mark Wahlberg Extra
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    MAN, Can any ass be more perfect than hers???

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