The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.8.14

January 8th, 2014 // 299 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Mark Wahlberg wearing his rosary beads on Extra, presumably because he knew this was bound to happen and everyone knows if he touches himself, the terrorists win. We’ve also got Kevin Jonas with his pregnant wif–AHAHA I can’t even finish that and Leonardo DiCaprio trying to muffle the desperate cries of “Leo! Leo! It’s me, Jonah! From the movie, I played you’r– I let you bang my sister, man, c’mon!!”

It’s true, he tried stuffing her in a paper shredder when he was done. I saw the whole thing,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Bruce Dern Whispering In Steve Buscemis Ear National Board Of Review Awards Gala
    rican
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    What did one ugly ghost tell the other ugly fucking ghost?

  2. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bald Thinning Hair
    rican
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    “Ahl be Bahld.”

  3. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bald Thinning Hair
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    IT”S NOT A RUMOR

    Rogaine really works.

  4. Cara Delevingne Michelle Rodriguez Drunk High Drugs Blowing Smoke Knicks Game
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    I’d watch that happen in real time.

  5. Cara Delevingne Michelle Rodriguez Drunk High Drugs Blowing Smoke Knicks Game
    malaka
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    that’s one stealthy black microphone.

  6. Leonardo DiCaprio Covering Ears National Board Of Review Awards Gala
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    .oO(Shut up, Jonah…shut up shut up shut up…)

  7. Mark Wahlberg Ripped Abs Rosary Beads Cross Extra
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    I swear it could talk before you stuck the microphone next to it.

  8. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bald Thinning Hair
    some jerk
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    “THE HEIHRPLAHGS, TEY DO NAWTHEENK!”

  9. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
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    If his head were on Jonah Hill’s body, my head would explode.

  10. Cara Delevingne Michelle Rodriguez Drunk High Drugs Blowing Smoke Knicks Game
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    You’ve got to make your own fun at Knicks games this year.

  11. Marisa Tomei Black Bra White See Through Shirt
    malaka
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    commercial for mom jeans?

  12. Mark Wahlberg Ripped Abs Rosary Beads Cross Extra
    Keno
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    I’ve heard of live bait before, but this is ridiculous.

  13. Cara Delevingne Michelle Rodriguez Drunk High Drugs Blowing Smoke Knicks Game
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    God, they are so desperate to make this ugly, Plain Jane “model” into the next big thing. First they pay Rihanna to hang out with her and now M-Rod and do pretend lesbian shit. Has been a learning experience watching how the Hollywood machine turns a person no one would give two shits about into someone they might, for a little while anyway.

  14. Will Ferrell Dollar Bill Suit The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
    malaka
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    its that guy that helps people get money from the government

  15. Gwyneth Paltrow Johnny Depp Mortdecai Set
    malaka
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    didn’t exactly think that one thru…
    that cream pie will surely leave a stain on murphy brown’s trench coat.

  16. Gene Simmons Paul Stanley LA Kings Game
    malaka
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    is it me or does that mascot look like one of bowser’s kids?

  17. Marisa Tomei Black Bra White See Through Shirt
    bob
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    hey is that the singer from Dexy’s Midnight Runners?

  18. Bruce Dern Whispering In Steve Buscemis Ear National Board Of Review Awards Gala
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    “Oh God I love that smell so much”.

  19. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Mark Wahlberg Extra
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    I’ve never watched Extra, and only hear about Maria Menounos via this website. As a consequence, I have never seen her face.

  20. Laura Cremaschi Bikini Butt Thong
    malaka
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    2 thumbs up her butt

  21. Vanna White Wrinkles Old Face GoDigitals Dumbbells Premiere
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    I have nothing snarky to say about her, but I do wonder if her teeth pivot vertically.

  22. Cara Delevingne Michelle Rodriguez Drunk High Drugs Blowing Smoke Knicks Game
    joe
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    Future spokeswhores for the Colorado Tourism Board.

  23. Will Ferrell Dollar Bill Suit The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
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    That dude is so money.

  24. Cara Delevingne Michelle Rodriguez Drunk High Drugs Blowing Smoke Knicks Game
    Joe Blow
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    So much for the “lesbians on the interweb are always smoking hot” theory.

  25. Kevin Jonas Pregnant Wife Danielle Jonas Amazing Baby Days App Launch Event
    Kyla L
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    she and haylie duff could be sisters with their long honkers

  26. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
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    That poor guy is so disproportionate.

  27. Kevin Jonas Pregnant Wife Danielle Jonas Amazing Baby Days App Launch Event
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    “Thanks, OXO Good Grips Turkey Baster!”

  28. Cara Delevingne Michelle Rodriguez Drunk High Drugs Blowing Smoke Knicks Game
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    Michelle is one hell of a hot woman. Too bad she plays for the other team. Is Cara gay too?

  29. Marisa Tomei Black Bra White See Through Shirt
    joe
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    The button on those jeans has been tested by CalTech high energy physicists and NASA engineers for maximum allowable torqueage.

  30. Cara Delevingne Michelle Rodriguez Drunk High Drugs Blowing Smoke Knicks Game
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    The guy on the left is totally smitten by chicks who can balance condoms on their eyes.

  31. Bruce Dern Whispering In Steve Buscemis Ear National Board Of Review Awards Gala
    joe
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    “I don’t tip, either.”

  32. Leonardo DiCaprio Covering Ears National Board Of Review Awards Gala
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    I’ve heard if you hold your ear to his palms, you can hear the sound of a thousand super-model vagina fluttering.

  33. Gwyneth Paltrow Johnny Depp Mortdecai Set
    joe
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    Sorry, Johnny. I need a sec. Bush itches.

  34. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Mark Wahlberg Extra
    Mohawk Disco
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    Hey, Maria. Say Hi to your ass for me!

  35. Bruce Dern Whispering In Steve Buscemis Ear National Board Of Review Awards Gala
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    “Son, get that island you call a tooth removed. It’s freaking me out.”

  36. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Short Arms The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
    Joe Blow
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    The fuck?

  37. Gene Simmons Paul Stanley LA Kings Game
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    Is there anything these whores won’t put their name on?

  38. Matthew McConaughey Coke Smile Dallas Buyers Club Screening
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    “Thank you for comin’ y’all. I learned this from my good friend Kim”

  39. Alyssa Milano Cleavage Extra
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    Smokin’ HOT! All the time.

  40. Kevin Jonas Pregnant Wife Danielle Jonas Amazing Baby Days App Launch Event
    joe
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    Next stop for them: Maury to find out who the father is.

  41. Phoebe Price Cleavage Midriff Tights Hooker Boots
    Joe Blow
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    LMAO!!!!

    smh… Ah jeez, that’s awful.

  42. Cara Delevingne Michelle Rodriguez Drunk High Drugs Blowing Smoke Knicks Game
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    Don’t stick your tongue out at me unless you intend to use it, young lady.

  43. Mark Wahlberg Ripped Abs Rosary Beads Cross Extra
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    He has to resort to prayer to keep his hands off dat ass. As an atheist, I don’t have that problem.

  44. Will Ferrell Dollar Bill Suit The Spoils Of Babylon Premiere
    Mohawk Disco
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    He’s telling us he’ll do anything for money. His middle name is subtlety after all.

  45. Diane Kruger Joshua Jackson Drivers Seat
    DiegoAD
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    Stupid Pacey.

  46. Phoebe Price Cleavage Midriff Tights Hooker Boots
    joe
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    We all know her price. Very, very low.

  47. Cara Delevingne Michelle Rodriguez Drunk High Drugs Blowing Smoke Knicks Game
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    I saw the whole set of pictures of this clusterfuck, can’t believe you didnt buy them!

    • dontkillthemessenger

      Me too. They’re sitting next to a boxing champ who looked like he was always 1 second from knocking the lesbian out of these girls.

  48. Vanna White Wrinkles Old Face GoDigitals Dumbbells Premiere
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    She was beautiful in her day.

  49. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bald Thinning Hair
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    “Combover vith me eef you vant to live!”

  50. Arnold Schwarzenegger Bald Thinning Hair
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    “Yakkity yack, it won’t grow back!”

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