The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.29.14

January 29th, 2014 // 339 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I normally take a snarky jab at a relevant
sociopolitical event, but nothing’s really going on. I can’t think of a single thing that will have any real world impact on a single one of us in any way, so I’m not even going to bother. Oh well, guess it’s just titties and homoerotica again. Check out Ashley Judd in a moment that would have sent Amanda Seyfried flying into orbit upon powerful orgasm, Kiefer Sutherland saving the world in time to make it to Burlington’s Annual Winter Coat Close-Out in 1992, and some people from some show with that buttsex girl everyone’s always going on about.

Anyone of you says “You got it dude,” you’re fucking out of here, don’t even try me,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Ashley Judd Holding Dead Dog
    Commented on this photo:

    “WAAAAAAAAAAA! I can’t believe my dog is dead! WAAAAAAAAAAA! This is the worst day of my life! WAAAAAAAAAAAA! Ooh…Paparazzi!”

  2. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Hanging Situps Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah. So THAT’S how she gets that ass into a pair of pants!

    • Spleen

      Looks more like a machine for removing her pants, but maybe it can do both. As long as it’s not me that has to help, I really don’t care.

  3. Tommy Lee Cracked Out Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    It’s nice to see him dressed up for a change.

  4. Chris Hemsworth Rush Press Conference Tokyo
    Commented on this photo:

    Why yes, I do know some Kardasians…why do you ask?

  5. Flavor Flav Dreadlocks Fur Coat Sideways Hat Court Appearance
    Commented on this photo:

    I loved her in Sister Act.

  6. Hugh Jackman Bubble Coat Knit Hat Male Friend Pushing Stroller
    Lisa
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oooooooooooh saaaaaaaaay caaaaan youuuuuu SEEEEEEE”

    “Hugh, they got someone else to sing at the super bowl.”

    “You know I was in Les Miserables don’t you? I can sing DAMMIT!”

  7. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Hanging Situps Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    Coco (and throw in Kim K as well) has got the opposite problem of most of us. We worry about hanging upside down and the blood rushing to our head. Coco worries about being upright and the blood rushing to her ass.

  8. Ashley Judd Holding Dead Dog
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    So, when you come back with the money, I’ll fix then other eye.

  9. Elizabeth Berkley Flat Ass
    Where's Dildo
    Commented on this photo:

    Sound heard pay nearby pedestrians: *warble warble fwab-ap-ap-ap*

  10. Kiefer Sutherland Mom Coat 24 Live Another Day Set
    Commented on this photo:

    Gravitas.

  11. Taylor Swift Tight Sweater LAX
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    Terry Richardson must be moonlighting for some quick cash.

  12. Flavor Flav Dreadlocks Fur Coat Sideways Hat Court Appearance
    Commented on this photo:

    All this despite the fact that his lawyer admonished him not to appear looking like a coked-up pimp.

  13. John Malkovich Long White Wig Pirate Clothes Boots Crossbones Set
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    He should keep that wig.

  14. Chris Hemsworth Rush Press Conference Tokyo
    Commented on this photo:

    Deliciousness

  15. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall Essex And High House Production Park Official Visit
    Where's Dildo
    Commented on this photo:

    “I say, Brace-face. You’re smiling now, but I promised you to this chap behind me and, as you can see, he prefers his slags bludgeoned… not stirred.”

  16. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Sports Bra Twitter
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    I thought we were finally rid of this idiot? Lets stop pretending she is a celebrity

  17. Seth Myers Hugging Giant Pickle Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
    Commented on this photo:

    Now that Kanye’s butt plug has been removed, maybe he will lighten up. I just hope Seth didn’t have the job of tugging on that bad boy.

  18. Heidi Klum Cleavage Crazy Eyes Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer Event
    Mike
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    This cleanses the palate after seeing Courtney Stodden’s twitpic.

  19. Jay Leno Snuggling With Kittens On The Tonight Show
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    At least the kittens match his hair.

  20. Heidi Klum Cleavage Crazy Eyes Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer Event
    Commented on this photo:

    That looks says “I’d kill you in your sleep”… or invade Poland.

    • The look of a woman who will pause while giving head to have a conversation with your penis by making the foreskin talk like an origami talking frog.

  21. Ashley Judd Holding Dead Dog
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    That’s her psychological support dog, Shug! Aww, Shug carried her for so long, now she’s happy to carry him.

    Clearly, she would’ve made a fine Senator.

  22. Tara Reid Angry Face Moon Boots
    Commented on this photo:

    “I know there’s a bottle of tequila somewhere fess up WHERE IS IT!”

  23. Tommy Lee Cracked Out Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Commented on this photo:

    We’ve seen Niki Sixx recently and now Tommy Lee. I’m betting that Mick is the good looking one now.

  24. Vince Neil Fat Jowls Greasy Hair Red Glasses Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Commented on this photo:

    Still betting on Mick

  25. Tara Reid Angry Face Moon Boots
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like she is auditioning for an X-Men role…I suggest Shit Storm.

  26. Gwyneth Paltrow Cleavage Abs Window Dress Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer Event
    Commented on this photo:

    That stick up her ass is the only thing helping her stand up to cancer.

  27. Olivia Wilde Loose Flowing Clothes Pregnant Belly
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s a toe-cam when you need one? An underbelly shot would be pretty cool.

  28. Sophie Monk Cleavage Barefoot
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    Seriously, fuck Taylor Swift’s anorexic ass. This is what a woman is supposed to look like.

  29. Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen
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    The original bromance

  30. John Stamos Rihanna Photobomb Dave Coulier Bob Saget GMA Twitter
    ksmack
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    Bod Saget. Totally would.

  31. Matthew Perry Double Chin Stubble Fat Belly
    Commented on this photo:

    Photo taken seconds after 4 buttons pinged off his shirt.

  32. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Sports Bra Twitter
    Spleen
    Commented on this photo:

    Her ‘breasts’ probably feel like a couple of smoked hams.

  33. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer Event
    Commented on this photo:

    Her chin is a 3rd tit.

  34. Dick Van Dyke Laugh Screaming Pushing Shopping Cart
    Commented on this photo:

    Dick may not be trusted with a Jaguar anymore, but he still has that ‘I’ll kick your ass in a race’ look.

  35. Dick Van Dyke Laugh Screaming Pushing Shopping Cart
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s replaced his burnt out Jaguar with something with better fuel economy.

  36. Flavor Flav Dreadlocks Fur Coat Sideways Hat Court Appearance
    Commented on this photo:

    Say whaaaaaaaa….

  37. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Sports Bra Twitter
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Mmm, mmm, MMMHHH!

  38. Taylor Swift Tight Sweater LAX
    Commented on this photo:

    Over-exposed. Just like her career.

  39. Regis Philbin Super Bowl XLVIII Media Day
    Commented on this photo:

    Hah! the Kardasians aren’t the only ones to get their hands on a giant black knob that’s into sports!

  40. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall Essex And High House Production Park Official Visit
    Spleen
    Commented on this photo:

    All this motherfucker does is ‘visit’ people and places. He doesn’t even seem to be pretending to be interested half the time.

  41. Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen
    Commented on this photo:

    You should’ve seen it Patrick…I fisted him like this…but not in the nose.

  42. Vince Neil Fat Jowls Greasy Hair Red Glasses Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Spleen
    Commented on this photo:

    That new hair is actually growing from inside his skull where parts of his brain used to be.

  43. Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen
    Commented on this photo:

    Ian displaying how he first won the Magneto role. And Patrick thinking all this time it was because of his acting ability.

  44. Matthew Perry Double Chin Stubble Fat Belly
    Spleen
    Commented on this photo:

    Well on his way to Nolte town.

  45. Regis Philbin Super Bowl XLVIII Media Day
    Commented on this photo:

    This is why it’s not a good idea to interview anyone while getting penetrated.

  46. Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen
    Commented on this photo:

    “Time for some rumpy pumpy, old bean?”
    “Make it so…”

  47. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Skinny Weight Loss
    Pickle Nose
    Commented on this photo:

    People on this site love to make fun of her, but I see lots of improvement. And let’s not forget it wasn’t too long ago that she was a top ten piece of @ss. I, for one, am rooting for you Jess (and your sweater meat).

    • Keith

      She was never a top ten piece of ass, except in the Deep South, where her competition is your inbreed cousins and the Juggs centerfold of the month.

      • Pickle Nose

        You, Sir, are entitled to your opinion. But in her heyday, she resided at the very top of my “motorboat” list. That may be subjetive, but it is all I have to go off of.

  48. Kiefer Sutherland Mom Coat 24 Live Another Day Set
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT LAST CALL?!”
    (wraps bartender’s head in plastic bag, places in choke hold)
    “WHAT DID I TELL YOU!?”

  49. Tommy Lee Cracked Out Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Im seeing these fuckers on their farewell tour

  50. Tara Reid Angry Face Moon Boots
    Commented on this photo:

    “Itz putz the luggagez in ze trunksss!”

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