The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.29.14

January 29th, 2014 // 339 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I normally take a snarky jab at a relevant
sociopolitical event, but nothing’s really going on. I can’t think of a single thing that will have any real world impact on a single one of us in any way, so I’m not even going to bother. Oh well, guess it’s just titties and homoerotica again. Check out Ashley Judd in a moment that would have sent Amanda Seyfried flying into orbit upon powerful orgasm, Kiefer Sutherland saving the world in time to make it to Burlington’s Annual Winter Coat Close-Out in 1992, and some people from some show with that buttsex girl everyone’s always going on about.

Anyone of you says “You got it dude,” you’re fucking out of here, don’t even try me,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rita Ora Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Hello baby.

  2. Tara Reid Angry Face Moon Boots
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    Yeah. Keep it covered up. I suggest becoming a Nun.

  3. Sophie Monk Cleavage Barefoot
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    Sexy Australian minx.

  4. Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen
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    We should all aspire to be as awesome as these men.

  5. Seth Myers Hugging Giant Pickle Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
    Lord Helmet
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    Is that a pickle in your arms or you’re just happy to see us.

  6. Tara Reid Angry Face Moon Boots
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    She’s got a good zombie walk

  7. Jay Leno Snuggling With Kittens On The Tonight Show
    AteIsEnough
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    GUARANTEED that was the first time he ever had two pussies on his face at once, even with the money and fame he has!!

  8. Kiefer Sutherland Mom Coat 24 Live Another Day Set
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    “Stop or I’ll blow you!……………………………………………………………Away, I mean!”

  9. Dick Van Dyke Laugh Screaming Pushing Shopping Cart
    gary coleman's ghost
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    Damn. I could of swore I saw him strolling thru the park with Morey Amsterdam in my neighborhood – and I’m dead.

  10. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Hanging Situps Instagram
    j/k
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    So now we know where these pics come from. Ice-T makes her video the entire time he’s not with her.

  11. Tommy Lee Cracked Out Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    it’s DJ Hep-C Lee!

  12. Flavor Flav Dreadlocks Fur Coat Sideways Hat Court Appearance
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    911 is a joke

  13. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Skinny Weight Loss
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    Better !

  14. Tara Reid Angry Face Moon Boots
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    “My asking price for that is $20 but, sure, I’ll take $7.42.”

  15. Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen
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    Got yer nose

  16. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall Essex And High House Production Park Official Visit
    Lord Helmet
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    - So, you can read about cooking and stuff on this internet thing. Aha… Boring!
    *starts walking away*
    - Wait, did you say naked pictures?!

  17. Kiefer Sutherland Mom Coat 24 Live Another Day Set
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    Why is this show still on?

  18. John Stamos Rihanna Photobomb Dave Coulier Bob Saget GMA Twitter
    Ironic
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    Stamos is thinking: “you went down on HIM in a theater?”

  19. Gwyneth Paltrow Cleavage Abs Window Dress Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer Event
    Lord Helmet
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    Didn’t think she could look more pale. I was wrong.

  20. Heidi Klum Cleavage Crazy Eyes Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer Event
    Jake
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    Every man’s fantasy: a lobotomized supermodel.

  21. John Malkovich Long White Wig Pirate Clothes Boots Crossbones Set
    Polk
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    I wish I had enough money and fame to not giving a shit what others may think.

  22. Gwyneth Paltrow Cleavage Abs Window Dress Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer Event
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    I bet more money was spent on the attendees wardrobes than was actually used in standing up to cancer.

    • Cock Dr

      The event’s floral centerpieces, swag bags & open bar are all very important to The Great Cancer Cause.

  23. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer Event
    Jake
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    Her head is almost as big as her torso.

  24. Rita Ora Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Josephus
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    Do you think that after Gavin Rossdale knocks up Gwen Stefani, he just bangs her for a while instead?

  25. Taylor Swift Tight Sweater LAX
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    just put the camera on auto mode if you don’t know how it works.

  26. Hugh Jackman Bubble Coat Knit Hat Male Friend Pushing Stroller
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    My friend has 2 dads

  27. Gwyneth Paltrow Cleavage Abs Window Dress Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer Event
    Polk
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    That’s a picture of a cold, hard surface.
    And that’s a cinderblock wall behind it.

  28. Jay Leno Snuggling With Kittens On The Tonight Show
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    Leonardo DiCaprio impression.

  29. Ashley Judd Holding Dead Dog
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    Dropping that dog off at the pound.

  30. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Hanging Situps Instagram
    Little Tongue
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    Why does she keep pretending she exercices? It’s pretty obvious that she’s a fat woman with a very lipposucked midsection.

  31. Dick Van Dyke Laugh Screaming Pushing Shopping Cart
    Lord Helmet
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    Everyone in the area knew not to make eye contact with the crazy hobo pushing the shopping cart and he’ll leave you alone. Everyone except Timmy.

  32. Taylor Swift Tight Sweater LAX
    Polk
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    I don’t like her, but I’m pretty sure my penis would feel very good inside her.

  33. Elizabeth Berkley Flat Ass
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    Fish ruined her for me with the vagina warble…

  34. Kiefer Sutherland Mom Coat 24 Live Another Day Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    You ever play those shooting video games with the character who’s somehow able to hold 10 guns and ammo at the same time? I imagine that’s the coat they would have to wear.

  35. Flavor Flav Dreadlocks Fur Coat Sideways Hat Court Appearance
    Jake
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    Not that’s a man who turned nothing into something. Give him props for that.

  36. Jay Leno Snuggling With Kittens On The Tonight Show
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    Wow, not even two pussies can hide that chin.

  37. Vince Neil Fat Jowls Greasy Hair Red Glasses Jimmy Kimmel Live
    EenL
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    Mickey Rourke’s looking good these days

  38. Matthew Perry Double Chin Stubble Fat Belly
    EenL
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    Did he leave Friends or eat them?

  39. Matthew Perry Double Chin Stubble Fat Belly
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Obviously, he’s pregnant by Jason Sudeikis too.

  40. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Skinny Weight Loss
    Clint Longley
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    Short and very thick between the ankles and neck. But at least she has piles of cash to remind her she’s more than Tony Romo’s throwaway.

  41. Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen
    EenL
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    I love that we live in a world where these two magnificent fuckers can find each other and become best of friends and go everywhere together.

  42. Ashley Judd Holding Dead Dog
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    That dog is not dead…it’s just looking down at the ground wondering if it fell on it’s head from that distance, he could become dead.

  43. Flavor Flav Dreadlocks Fur Coat Sideways Hat Court Appearance
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m going to say guilty and I don’t even know what the charges are.

  44. Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen
    Qmak
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    Looks like Gandalf just cast a spell…

  45. Regis Philbin Super Bowl XLVIII Media Day
    dontkillthemessenger
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    No, Regis. I don’t know what the fucking capitol of Montenegro is and I don’t need a life line.

  46. John Malkovich Long White Wig Pirate Clothes Boots Crossbones Set
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    Now why couldn’t he wear that at the basketball game instead?

  47. Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The Improv session took an odd turn when the next card read, “Jon Hamm just walked into the room.”

  48. Jay Leno Snuggling With Kittens On The Tonight Show
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    Shameless pandering. Who among us, doesn’t like a little pussy?

  49. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer Event
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    Yes, I can sure see her standing up to cancer and saying: Don’t you know who I am?!

  50. Dick Van Dyke Laugh Screaming Pushing Shopping Cart
    Tiggles
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    Moments later, the cart burst into flames and a semi-conscious Van Dyke was pulled from the wreckage.

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