The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.29.14

January 29th, 2014 // 339 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I normally take a snarky jab at a relevant
sociopolitical event, but nothing’s really going on. I can’t think of a single thing that will have any real world impact on a single one of us in any way, so I’m not even going to bother. Oh well, guess it’s just titties and homoerotica again. Check out Ashley Judd in a moment that would have sent Amanda Seyfried flying into orbit upon powerful orgasm, Kiefer Sutherland saving the world in time to make it to Burlington’s Annual Winter Coat Close-Out in 1992, and some people from some show with that buttsex girl everyone’s always going on about.

Anyone of you says “You got it dude,” you’re fucking out of here, don’t even try me,

- Photo Boy

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  1. John Stamos Rihanna Photobomb Dave Coulier Bob Saget GMA Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    It wasn’t me, I swear! I always tell you when it’s one of mine. Saget, you asshole!

  2. Heidi Klum Cleavage Crazy Eyes Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer Event
    Commented on this photo:

    You know the thing about a Klum, she’s got… lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eye. When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’. Until she bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin’ and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’ they all come in and rip you to pieces.

  3. Dick Van Dyke Laugh Screaming Pushing Shopping Cart
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    Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 2, The Resurrection

  4. Ashley Judd Holding Dead Dog
    Commented on this photo:

    Apparently, divorce agrees with you, Ashley Call me.

  5. John Malkovich Long White Wig Pirate Clothes Boots Crossbones Set
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yeah he thinks the puffy shirt from ‘Seinfeld’ we pulled out of the dumpster is actually his costume for the movie. What a fuckin’ rube!”

  6. Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Patrick Stewart! Can you tell us anything about ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past?’”
    “Fuck off. I’m smelling Ian’s fingers.”

  7. Jay Leno Snuggling With Kittens On The Tonight Show
    YadaYada
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    We still don’t like you, Jay.

  8. John Stamos Rihanna Photobomb Dave Coulier Bob Saget GMA Twitter
    Lord Helmet
    Commented on this photo:

    That girl from The Ring is behind me again, isn’t she?

  9. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Sports Bra Twitter
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    She looks good. I totally would.

  10. John Stamos Rihanna Photobomb Dave Coulier Bob Saget GMA Twitter
    Echo5
    Commented on this photo:

    Of all people, how is it that Coulier dropped the ball on the group ‘cut it out’?

  11. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Sports Bra Twitter
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    She actually looks very attractive here. Probably because most of her head and surgical scars are covered.

  12. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Hanging Situps Instagram
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    “No one believed me when I told them I’d find a use for my old Fly Girls audition costume…who’s laughing NOW?!?”

  13. John Stamos Rihanna Photobomb Dave Coulier Bob Saget GMA Twitter
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    What the hell is Rihanna doing there?

  14. Jay Leno Snuggling With Kittens On The Tonight Show
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    One of them is named Conan. The other is named Jimmy.

  15. Jay Leno Snuggling With Kittens On The Tonight Show
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I smile when I crush kittens too.

  16. Heidi Klum Cleavage Crazy Eyes Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer Event
    Lord Helmet
    Commented on this photo:

    Aww, that is so interesting. Tell me more while you look at my tits.

  17. Heidi Klum Cleavage Crazy Eyes Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer Event
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    Dis how crazy look.

  18. John Stamos Rihanna Photobomb Dave Coulier Bob Saget GMA Twitter
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    Bob Saget tried to hit on Rihanna until he realized she wasn’t 17 anymore.

  19. Seth Myers Hugging Giant Pickle Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
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    Something, something, Jon Hamm, something, something.

  20. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer Event
    Hugh G. Rection
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    C’mon Reese, put the yoga pants back on.

  21. Kiefer Sutherland Mom Coat 24 Live Another Day Set
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    Those hoses are actually a tequila IV line.

  22. Jay Leno Snuggling With Kittens On The Tonight Show
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    3 pussies.

  23. Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen
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    No joke: if I’m half as cool as these two motherfuckers when I’m 125 or however old they are I’d be thrilled.

  24. Jay Leno Snuggling With Kittens On The Tonight Show
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess when you’ve been in business with the Devil for so long, anything adorable becomes your only source of sustenance.

  25. Rita Ora Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Echo5
    Commented on this photo:

    Who?
    I’m going with Gwen Stefani 2 weeks after giving birth.

  26. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer Event
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s not yoga pants, but it’ll do. It’ll do.

  27. John Malkovich Long White Wig Pirate Clothes Boots Crossbones Set
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    Why would the puffy shirt from Seinfeld be in a dumpster?

  28. Seth Myers Hugging Giant Pickle Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
    Hugh G. Rection
    Commented on this photo:

    If that was Justin Bieber holding a giant pickle, I’d have a great comment. But I like Seth Myers so I’ll let it go.

  29. Hugh Jackman Bubble Coat Knit Hat Male Friend Pushing Stroller
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    The friend is obviously straight because he’s pushing a baby around. And we all know Hugh is straight because he’s married to a woman. So don’t even start, people.

  30. Chris Hemsworth Rush Press Conference Tokyo
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    “Yes. I’m the blonde guy with the hammer in “The Avengers”. Does anybody want to talk about my new movie? Yes. Robert Downey Jr. does smell nice.”

  31. Elizabeth Berkley Flat Ass
    rican
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    She left her ass in the store and now she’s running back to get it.

  32. Kiefer Sutherland Mom Coat 24 Live Another Day Set
    rican
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh no, another shitty Kevin James movie…

  33. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Hanging Situps Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    It takes a lot of work to keep that body in such beautiful shape.

  34. Kiefer Sutherland Mom Coat 24 Live Another Day Set
    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s the final count down!

  35. Tara Reid Angry Face Moon Boots
    rican
    Commented on this photo:

    Friday the 13th XX

  36. Matthew Perry Double Chin Stubble Fat Belly
    rican
    Commented on this photo:

    “YO! Where the pills at?!”

  37. Ashley Judd Holding Dead Dog
    td
    Commented on this photo:

    Good to see her drop a few lbs.

  38. Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen
    Sausage
    Commented on this photo:

    Screen Actors Guild Foundation and BroadwayWorld.com presents Lemon Party with Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart

  39. Hugh Jackman Bubble Coat Knit Hat Male Friend Pushing Stroller
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    I can’t hate on this guy. He plays that Wolverine role like he was born for it.

  40. Lea Michele Butt Yoga Pants
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    always her best angle. I haven’t seen her face or heard her voice in months and that’s the way I like it.

  41. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Sports Bra Twitter
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    At least she knows her value to the world. Lindsay Lohan still thinks she should be acting.

  42. Ashley Judd Holding Dead Dog
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    That dog has been dead for three days now.

  43. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Sports Bra Twitter
    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    I can see her self esteem bursting out of her top.

    wonk boobs

  44. Heidi Klum Cleavage Crazy Eyes Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer Event
    Commented on this photo:

    When your belt is supporting your boobs, either your boobs are too low, or your belt is too high. Possibly both.

  45. Seth Myers Hugging Giant Pickle Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
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    Good luck on the “Late Night” show. You have some big shoes to fill.

  46. Kiefer Sutherland Mom Coat 24 Live Another Day Set
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    Someone is about to blow up a bomb…

  47. Ashley Judd Holding Dead Dog
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Honey, you really should bury that thing, it’s starting to stink.

  48. Elizabeth Berkley Flat Ass
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    I’ll always love this chick.

    • Jake

      Translation: “I jerked off to her hundreds of times in my formative years, so she imprinted in the core of my being.”

      • Pretty much. Yeah.

      • If you were jerking off to Spano rather than Kapowski you were doing it wrong. Fuck, even that uppity bitch Turtle is more spank worthy than Spano. If you were jerking off to showgirls, I’m sorry you didn’t have more diverse sources of jerk off material.

      • Why can’t I spank it to all of them? I’m an equal opportunity spanker. Showgirls came out in the days before I had a VHS, DVD Player or even internet.

        Those were dark days, my friend. Days when a man was forced to spank it to soft-core porn on Cinemax.

  49. Jay Leno Snuggling With Kittens On The Tonight Show
    Where's Dildo
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    “I said ‘motorboat TITTIES one time before I leave’.”

  50. Jay Leno Snuggling With Kittens On The Tonight Show
    Lord Helmet
    Commented on this photo:

    - Conan O’Brien. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Jay Leno. They told me you were assassinated by the Network.
    - Yes, this is my second life.
    - You only live twice, Mr. O’Brien.

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