Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s basking in the warm after-glow of the news that Teen Mom might be going away forever. That’s right, adorably happy Peter Dinklage, today is a day for smiles. In that spirit, here’s an Ashley Greene pic that will make you forget all about that time her her crotch was disgustingly sweaty that I just reminded you about. We’ve also got Hugo Weaving in what has to be the classiest Axe commercial I’ve ever seen, Nick Nolte stalking a justifiably terrified pedestrian and I swear, I wasn’t going to keep harping on Jeremy Renner, but he really leaves me no choice. I’m just a man.
If you prick me, do I not giggle because I know that means penis?
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ecchh. go back to the lab and let dr frankenstein finish the job.
He hair looks like a rabbit fur coat scrap.
THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIIYAAAAHHHH! THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIYYAAAHH!!
I think what’s creepy about this is that I have never seen him smile.
My God! I married Murphy Brown!
Love her, but that’s an abomination.
Ahhhh the agony of those who’ve been sausagefingered.
His legs look ridiculously skinny. I guess all the ‘roids are absorbed upstairs.
Hey lady, death is tapping you on the shoulder.
*sniff* “You smell like diesel and pungent Puerto Rican prostitutes.”
*sigh* “…yeahhhh…”
I remember when I was a kid something about some recording that was leaked of him telling her he wanted to be a tampon inside her.