The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.30.13

January 30th, 2013 // 357 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s basking in the warm after-glow of the news that Teen Mom might be going away forever. That’s right, adorably happy Peter Dinklage, today is a day for smiles. In that spirit, here’s an Ashley Greene pic that will make you forget all about that time her her crotch was disgustingly sweaty that I just reminded you about. We’ve also got Hugo Weaving in what has to be the classiest Axe commercial I’ve ever seen, Nick Nolte stalking a justifiably terrified pedestrian and I swear, I wasn’t going to keep harping on Jeremy Renner, but he really leaves me no choice. I’m just a man.

If you prick me, do I not giggle because I know that means penis?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Sylvester Stallone
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    ecchh. go back to the lab and let dr frankenstein finish the job.

  2. Dina Lohan Drunk JFK Airport
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    He hair looks like a rabbit fur coat scrap.

  3. Mike Tyson Singing 106 & Park
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    THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIIYAAAAHHHH! THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIYYAAAHH!!

  4. Essie Davis Kissing Hugo Weaving 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
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    I think what’s creepy about this is that I have never seen him smile.

  5. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Turning On Christmas Lights Kings Cross Rail Station
    Stewart Todd
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    My God! I married Murphy Brown!

  6. Cate Blanchett Cleavage 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
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    Love her, but that’s an abomination.

  7. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Turning On Christmas Lights Kings Cross Rail Station
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    Ahhhh the agony of those who’ve been sausagefingered.

  8. Sylvester Stallone
    AnnaD.
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    His legs look ridiculously skinny. I guess all the ‘roids are absorbed upstairs.

  9. Larry King Shawn Southwick
    zoya
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    Hey lady, death is tapping you on the shoulder.

  10. Essie Davis Kissing Hugo Weaving 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    Pip Pip Cheery-O
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    *sniff* “You smell like diesel and pungent Puerto Rican prostitutes.”
    *sigh* “…yeahhhh…”

  11. Jeremy Renner Goofy Grin Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Sydney
    Dududuh
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    I remember when I was a kid something about some recording that was leaked of him telling her he wanted to be a tampon inside her.

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