The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.30.13

January 30th, 2013 // 357 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s basking in the warm after-glow of the news that Teen Mom might be going away forever. That’s right, adorably happy Peter Dinklage, today is a day for smiles. In that spirit, here’s an Ashley Greene pic that will make you forget all about that time her her crotch was disgustingly sweaty that I just reminded you about. We’ve also got Hugo Weaving in what has to be the classiest Axe commercial I’ve ever seen, Nick Nolte stalking a justifiably terrified pedestrian and I swear, I wasn’t going to keep harping on Jeremy Renner, but he really leaves me no choice. I’m just a man.

If you prick me, do I not giggle because I know that means penis?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Turning On Christmas Lights Kings Cross Rail Station
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    “Those aren’t train tracks they’re Camilla’s old braces Ha Ha Ha !!!”

  2. Kristen Johnston Double Chin Hearst Magazines 48 Hour Film Project
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    It’s always nice to see that even celebrities sometimes simply say, “Fuck it!” after they’ve made enough cash.

  3. Mike Tyson Singing 106 & Park
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    “Mike, show us the technique you used in prison to prevent that Puerto Rican gang from raping you!”

    Ya, I said it. What? He’s going to come to my house and punch me via some GPS ISP tracking thingy? As if! Huh? Who’s there? What’s going on? What the…?! Mike TYSON!?!? ‘ iop√gtujgnv ˙˜gu9h9gb∆˜ å∑ bip,,,,,

  4. Cate Blanchett Cleavage 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    Edvard Munch
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    Shock & Blah

  5. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    are u fucking serious? shes either colourblind or colourblind.

  6. Kristen Johnston Double Chin Hearst Magazines 48 Hour Film Project
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    Wow, she fell off hard.

  7. Mike Tyson Singing 106 & Park
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    “Friday, Friday. Got to get down on Friday”

  8. Cate Blanchett Cleavage 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
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    This woman has captivating beauty. Whenever she’s onscreen I can’t stop staring at her, even when there are other people in the scene.

  9. Essie Davis Kissing Hugo Weaving 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
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    He’s all kinds of badass. I love every movie I’ve ever seen him in.

  10. Nick Nolte Beard Hobo Clothes
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    I bet the younger man’s hair comes off with his hat.

  11. Sarah Shahi Cleavage Bullet To The Head Premiere
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    I forget the name of the show she’s on on USA, never watched it, but she’s pretty hot.

  12. Sarah Shahi Cleavage Bullet To The Head Premiere
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    She’s married to Steve Howey! Steve Howey! Dude’s either got the best personality or a monster cock.

  13. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    She’s the most festive looking streetwalker in Hollywood.

  14. Jeremy Renner Goofy Grin Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Sydney
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    He seems decent enough.

  15. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Turning On Christmas Lights Kings Cross Rail Station
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    Everytime I see that expression on her face I hear a donkey braying in my head.

  16. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Spandex Dress
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    A sluttier Megan Fox.

  17. Ashley Greene Butt Yoga Pants
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    That’s right, baby. Stay sexy.

  18. Sarah Snook Side Boob 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
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    I like what I see.

  19. Sarah Shahi Cleavage Bullet To The Head Premiere
    Ollie
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    Nice bathrobe.

  20. Cate Blanchett Cleavage 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    cc
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    Not crazy about the outfit but…check out her ass in ‘The Shipping News’, it’s a REALLY great ass.

  21. Phoebe Price Cleavage
    cc
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    So a cross dresser broke into the Salvation Army and got dressed in the dark?

  22. Dina Lohan Drunk JFK Airport
    cc
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    Ah, so that’s the lady with the coke diapers.

  23. Kourtney Kardashian Cleavage Beret
    cc
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    Judging by her face someone just asked her about her SAT scores.

  24. Ashley Greene Butt Yoga Pants
    cc
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    Please, please, someone sneak into that yoga studio.

  25. Dina Lohan Drunk JFK Airport
    Bam
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    At this particular point in time how can Photoboy even tell the difference between the two?

  26. Ashley Greene Butt Yoga Pants
    Bam
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    Oh now she thinks wearing black can stop a sweat stain?

  27. Nick Nolte Beard Hobo Clothes
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    I feel like he’s been following that guy around all morning saying “Snaaaaaaaaple… Snaaaaaaaaaaple…….Snaaaaaaaaple….” just for kicks. Hence the walkaround food.

  28. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Bubble Coat Walking Dog
    Jill
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    Photos of Peter Dinklage walking his dog is my yearly heads up that Game of Thrones is about to come back, so I am about as excited as Peter is in this photo.

  29. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
    CK
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    Too ‘moo’ for a baby-doll dress.

  30. Essie Davis Kissing Hugo Weaving 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
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    “After mating, the female shows her affection by grooming the male’s fur for ticks and mites.”

  31. Mike Tyson Singing 106 & Park
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    Next up at the NYC Karaoke Lounge, Heavyweight Champion Mike Tyson, performing his own original song “I will eat your children”

  32. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    I know prop comedy is Carrot Top’s whole act, but I’m not sure where he’s going with this

  33. Kristen Johnston Double Chin Hearst Magazines 48 Hour Film Project
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    They arrest people for looking like Wookiies now?

  34. Mike Tyson Singing 106 & Park
    FatBob
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    Doing a karaoke cover of the Elmer Fudd song “Kill The Wabbit”

  35. Mike Tyson Singing 106 & Park
    Natty Ice
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    Doesn’t everyone get animated when singing the operatic chorus of “Bohemian Rhapsody”?

  36. Phoebe Price Cleavage
    yer mom
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    “Did somebody call a tacky whore?”

  37. Sylvester Stallone
    Tinka
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    Someone hit Lindsay’s coke cloud.

  38. Jeremy Renner Goofy Grin Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Sydney
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    It would be nice if the conversation went something like this:

    “Of course I’ll give you my autograph, but you have to give me yours, too. Because you are MY hero!”

  39. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Turning On Christmas Lights Kings Cross Rail Station
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    “Oh, Charles, I DO wish you wouldn’t make jokes about my arse being the caboose whenever I pull YOUR train…”

  40. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Spandex Dress
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    I think she looks infinitely doable. I’m not talking about a lifetime commitment. Just a couple of hours of physical pleasure. Then she could toss $25,000 on the night stand and show herself out.

  41. Sharon Osbourne Crazy Eyes Wrinkly Face
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    That’s sign language for “I need to take a pee…”

  42. Sarah Snook Side Boob 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
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    She’s got more teeth than a Great White. However, considering how good the rest of her looks, I believe I could deal with it.

  43. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
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    Is she screwing Tim Burton on the side now?

  44. Larry King Shawn Southwick
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    Shouldn’t he be at home screaming at kids to stay off his lawn?

  45. Kourtney Kardashian Cleavage Beret
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    What’s she dressed up as, Che Idontcare-a?

  46. Sharon Osbourne Crazy Eyes Wrinkly Face
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    Just when you thought New Orleans couldn’t get any skankier.

  47. Ashley Greene Butt Yoga Pants
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    She should wear a bag over her face, and the bag should have a picture of her ass on it.

  48. Sarah Snook Side Boob 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
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    She’s got that translucent skin of an Irish Catholic girl – the kind of girl that gets pregnant just from winking at her.

  49. Elisabetta Canalis Lingerie Lormar
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    the well has been poisoned. send her to leper island immediately!

  50. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
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    She looks like a flabby curtain.

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