The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.30.13

January 30th, 2013 // 357 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s basking in the warm after-glow of the news that Teen Mom might be going away forever. That’s right, adorably happy Peter Dinklage, today is a day for smiles. In that spirit, here’s an Ashley Greene pic that will make you forget all about that time her her crotch was disgustingly sweaty that I just reminded you about. We’ve also got Hugo Weaving in what has to be the classiest Axe commercial I’ve ever seen, Nick Nolte stalking a justifiably terrified pedestrian and I swear, I wasn’t going to keep harping on Jeremy Renner, but he really leaves me no choice. I’m just a man.

If you prick me, do I not giggle because I know that means penis?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Sylvester Stallone
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    I think it’s quaint that he brought his own parking cone.

  2. Dina Lohan Drunk JFK Airport
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    FOAD.

  3. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Turning On Christmas Lights Kings Cross Rail Station
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    She always looks on the verge of tears, doesn’t she?

  4. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Turning On Christmas Lights Kings Cross Rail Station
    tlmck
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    The rest of the folks do not seem too concerned about the bray and whinny sounds coming from the royal couple..

  5. Sharon Osbourne Crazy Eyes Wrinkly Face
    tlmck
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    To the man who would marry Kelly, this is your future.

  6. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
    Janelle
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    It’s amazing that some women don’t know that the more weight they gain, the shorter their dresses get. WTF!!!

  7. Sylvester Stallone
    Mo
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    Nice suit!

  8. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Bubble Coat Walking Dog
    Ruth
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    Bubble coat? It’s a vest and the term would be “puffy vest” or “down jacket” (though this vest is featherless).

    http://www.thenorthface.com/catalog/ca_ecom/en/sc-gear/mens-jackets-vests/men-39-s-redpoint-vest.html?from=subCat

  9. Ashley Greene Butt Yoga Pants
    Senor Trout
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    Giggity-giggity-giggity-goo!

  10. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Turning On Christmas Lights Kings Cross Rail Station
    Radadoon
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    “And to think mother had Diana killed off so I could marry her. She can’t even button her coat correctly. At least she is smarter than Manti T’eo.”

  11. Essie Davis Kissing Hugo Weaving 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    Frank Wunder
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    I see Tony Blair has really let himself go, yeesh.

  12. Essie Davis Kissing Hugo Weaving 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    It seems even Agent Smith couldn’t resist the woman in the red dress.

  13. David Walliams Lara Stone Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    She’s no Lara Croft.

  14. David Walliams Lara Stone Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    cagster
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    Has he seen the doctor about whatever the hell is going on in his pants?

  15. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Bubble Coat Walking Dog
    JJ
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    For a second I thought Hank the Dwarf was still alive…RIP Hank

  16. Larry King Shawn Southwick
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    “Well, if I can’t get a hard wick, at least I can get a Southwick.”

  17. Larry King Shawn Southwick
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    Now! Pull out the gun and shoot them all NOW!

  18. Sylvester Stallone
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    I thought that eye would’ve healed 37 years after Mickey cut him.

  19. Sylvester Stallone
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    Snarley Sly is.. snarley.

  20. Sarah Shahi Cleavage Bullet To The Head Premiere
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    Bad lighting in this picture, but she is still beautiful. Loved her in ‘Life’.

  21. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
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    Fashion police really need to start working some fucking overtime.

  22. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    she almost makes Kardashian look like less of a whorey mess.

  23. Sylvester Stallone
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    get those eyebrows redrawn stat doofus.

  24. Dina Lohan Drunk JFK Airport
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    filthy old whore. I’d like to beat her about the head and shoulders with one of the booze bottles she has stuffed in that handbag she likely stole from her kid. (who stole it from some hapless stylist)

  25. Larry King Shawn Southwick
    Skeezix
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    “Shawn, pull out the Depends, quick, because it’s about to turn ‘Crap-Myself-o’clock’ back here!”

  26. Jeremy Renner Goofy Grin Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Sydney
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    he’s a good actor, seems like a nice guy. this is a weird , ugly photo of his face. Personally I could give a shit less if he’s gay. Guessing that little Hawkeye fan doesn’t either.

  27. Kourtney Kardashian Cleavage Beret
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    borrrring.

  28. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Turning On Christmas Lights Kings Cross Rail Station
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    looks like the royals had a couple’a drinky poos before this gig.

  29. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Spandex Dress
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    Rich as a mother fucker and she goes about like this. absurd, is all I’ve got for that.

  30. Sharon Osbourne Crazy Eyes Wrinkly Face
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    jaysus mary & effin joseph! She had even more surgery?! Scariest mask ever!

  31. Dina Lohan Drunk JFK Airport
    broduh jenner
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    the funny thing is those people in the background only put on that burka once they saw her.

  32. Larry King Shawn Southwick
    bigalkie
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    This week on America’s Dirtiest Jobs, Shawn Southwick!

  33. Sharon Osbourne Crazy Eyes Wrinkly Face
    bigalkie
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    I want a jacket made of puppies!!

  34. Cate Blanchett Cleavage 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
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    I don’t know why, but I can’t look away.

  35. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
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    mooo

  36. Mike Tyson Singing 106 & Park
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    Boxing died after he retired. The best ever.

  37. Sarah Shahi Cleavage Bullet To The Head Premiere
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    Love this chick, so hot.

  38. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Spandex Dress
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    A billionaire and halfway decent looking. I can deal with that.

  39. Elisabetta Canalis Lingerie Lormar
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    From Clooney to Steve O, what a horrible precipitous fall from grace.

  40. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Bubble Coat Walking Dog
    Grafikman
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    The Dinklage abides.

  41. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
    Grafikman
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    Gaaahhh. Just…..gaahhhh.

  42. Nick Nolte Beard Hobo Clothes
    Whambalam
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    “Ya ever been to sea Billy?”

  43. Cate Blanchett Cleavage 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    KC
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    She will be the first to die in the Star Trek sequel.

  44. Phoebe Price Cleavage
    KC
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    Wait, wait, almost got it… there! Done adjusting my monitor’s color balance. Thanks, Phoebe!

  45. Essie Davis Kissing Hugo Weaving 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
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    “Mmm… What’s that smell?”
    “Desperation.”
    “I’m not familiar with that cologne.”
    “Oh, I’m not wearing any.”

  46. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Bubble Coat Walking Dog
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    “You’re so cute!, Yes you are. And so nice. Wook at him. Oh, you like this dont you, ya this is your favorite. Oh, how cute, the dog likes it too.”

  47. Kristen Johnston Double Chin Hearst Magazines 48 Hour Film Project
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    Best Film Award at the Hearst Magazines/48 Hour Film Project in New York City…??? Omigod, did they neglect to televise it? Well heads up, everybody, ‘cuz my neighbor George has invited me to George’s Best Celeb Bashing Ceremony downstairs in his apartment. In fact, I can hear the rehearsals taking place as I type…Shoes are required.

  48. Mike Tyson Singing 106 & Park
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    “WAIT! MIKE…hold on a second, dude. It’s not really a chicken leg…”

  49. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
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    From this angle her legs sure look pretty. Ain’t modern technology amazing?

  50. Nick Nolte Beard Hobo Clothes
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    “Dude, you’re pretty fucking grungy looking. Go home and clean yourself up. And dig up some self-esteem, stupid!”

    “Funny, I was just going to say the same thing to you…”

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