Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s basking in the warm after-glow of the news that Teen Mom might be going away forever. That’s right, adorably happy Peter Dinklage, today is a day for smiles. In that spirit, here’s an Ashley Greene pic that will make you forget all about that time her her crotch was disgustingly sweaty that I just reminded you about. We’ve also got Hugo Weaving in what has to be the classiest Axe commercial I’ve ever seen, Nick Nolte stalking a justifiably terrified pedestrian and I swear, I wasn’t going to keep harping on Jeremy Renner, but he really leaves me no choice. I’m just a man.
If you prick me, do I not giggle because I know that means penis?
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“Did our maid just walk by? Bitch said she was too sick to come in.”
The world’s most uncocked snook.
Looks like somebody just realized they married Prince Charles!
Actually, he looks pretty good for an old fart.
How the Grease reunion photo SHOULD have looked!
“No, she gets a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries. Yep, it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.” – Brian Fantana, in Anchor Man
“…And your little dog too!”
It’s a Seeing-Eye Dinklage.
Larry King, Supermodel.
Work your skinny legs out.
I just assumed he wore Depends, but looks like I was wrong.
Ho-o-o-o-o-ly-y-y-y Krap. Here is Kourtney Kardashian Karefully showing some Kleavage. That is so Kool!
KKKKK!
And so begins the Zombie Apocalypse.
Isn’t that what burst through John Hurt in “Alien”?
She and Kathleen Turner must have the same plastic surgeon…
the Burger King?
3rd chin from the neck.
Man, I’d snook all over that!!! Nah, not really.
Captain Kirk, your new Yeoman has arrived.
She’s never impressed me much. Until this picture.
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“I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.”
- Mike Tyson
That Kardashian kunt gets a talk show and not ME? What about ME?
THAT is gonna get bigger…
You think she’s really knocked up, or preparing for a very special episode of the Kardashians where Kim miscarries due to the stress of Kris Humphries pointing out what a whore she is…
She’s like a pocket Kelly Brook…
We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious…
This is one of the new “maternity/funeral” outfits from the Kanye Kardashian Kollection.
KKK, I saw what you did there!
How can she be so happy when her coke mule is on her way to jail?
Ohhh I hear an ice cream truck!
Mike’s orgasm face
Lick, lick
Fap Fap
Pssst…you’re ugly.
Somebody better wind up that cow and bring it back to the stable.
Nice nose!
You’re pregnant, Kim, you can stop advertising now.
Honey…I pooped myself again…
Pornstar?
Does she feel old age creeping up?
I wonder how long it takes her to do makeup.
3 hours maybe?
He’d beable to kick Arnold’s ass…
Come visit me kid, im in room 70
Seriously who gives a krap…
Blimey, She let me put me winky in her bum last night!
I thought it was lindsay lohan…not a compliment.
Yes, my face is frozen like this…k
All those paps…
Isn’t that the scientist from Independence Day?
Mmm pancakes
You think? Then I’ve got the syrup!
Damaged goods.
Heading in to the audition as “Boris Badenov” Sly just figured out that this is the wrong Rocky picture….