The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.30.13

January 30th, 2013 // 357 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s basking in the warm after-glow of the news that Teen Mom might be going away forever. That’s right, adorably happy Peter Dinklage, today is a day for smiles. In that spirit, here’s an Ashley Greene pic that will make you forget all about that time her her crotch was disgustingly sweaty that I just reminded you about. We’ve also got Hugo Weaving in what has to be the classiest Axe commercial I’ve ever seen, Nick Nolte stalking a justifiably terrified pedestrian and I swear, I wasn’t going to keep harping on Jeremy Renner, but he really leaves me no choice. I’m just a man.

If you prick me, do I not giggle because I know that means penis?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Did our maid just walk by? Bitch said she was too sick to come in.”

  2. Sarah Snook Side Boob 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    B&WMinstrel
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    The world’s most uncocked snook.

  3. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Turning On Christmas Lights Kings Cross Rail Station
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    Looks like somebody just realized they married Prince Charles!

  4. Sylvester Stallone
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    Actually, he looks pretty good for an old fart.

  5. David Walliams Lara Stone Cleavage Pregnant Belly
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    How the Grease reunion photo SHOULD have looked!

  6. Essie Davis Kissing Hugo Weaving 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    Toe Jam
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    “No, she gets a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries. Yep, it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.” – Brian Fantana, in Anchor Man

  7. Sharon Osbourne Crazy Eyes Wrinkly Face
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    “…And your little dog too!”

  8. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Bubble Coat Walking Dog
    Animal
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    It’s a Seeing-Eye Dinklage.

  9. Larry King Shawn Southwick
    Hank E. Ring
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    Larry King, Supermodel.

  10. Sylvester Stallone
    Hank E. Ring
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    Work your skinny legs out.

  11. Larry King Shawn Southwick
    Animal
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    I just assumed he wore Depends, but looks like I was wrong.

  12. Kourtney Kardashian Cleavage Beret
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    Ho-o-o-o-o-ly-y-y-y Krap. Here is Kourtney Kardashian Karefully showing some Kleavage. That is so Kool!

  13. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Turning On Christmas Lights Kings Cross Rail Station
    Animal
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    And so begins the Zombie Apocalypse.

  14. Sharon Osbourne Crazy Eyes Wrinkly Face
    Animal
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    Isn’t that what burst through John Hurt in “Alien”?

  15. Kristen Johnston Double Chin Hearst Magazines 48 Hour Film Project
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    She and Kathleen Turner must have the same plastic surgeon…

  16. Kristen Johnston Double Chin Hearst Magazines 48 Hour Film Project
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    3rd chin from the neck.

  17. Sarah Snook Side Boob 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    Animal
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    Man, I’d snook all over that!!! Nah, not really.

  18. Cate Blanchett Cleavage 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
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    Captain Kirk, your new Yeoman has arrived.

  19. Elisabetta Canalis Lingerie Lormar
    Animal
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    She’s never impressed me much. Until this picture.

  20. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Bubble Coat Walking Dog
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    AAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  21. Mike Tyson Singing 106 & Park
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    “I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.”
    - Mike Tyson

  22. Dina Lohan Drunk JFK Airport
    jd
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    That Kardashian kunt gets a talk show and not ME? What about ME?

  23. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
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    THAT is gonna get bigger…

  24. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
    your mom
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    You think she’s really knocked up, or preparing for a very special episode of the Kardashians where Kim miscarries due to the stress of Kris Humphries pointing out what a whore she is…

  25. Sarah Shahi Cleavage Bullet To The Head Premiere
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    She’s like a pocket Kelly Brook…

  26. Larry King Shawn Southwick
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    We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious…

  27. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
    Bonky
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    This is one of the new “maternity/funeral” outfits from the Kanye Kardashian Kollection.

  28. Dina Lohan Drunk JFK Airport
    ThisWillHurt
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    How can she be so happy when her coke mule is on her way to jail?

  29. Kristen Johnston Double Chin Hearst Magazines 48 Hour Film Project
    GJerk
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    Ohhh I hear an ice cream truck!

  30. Mike Tyson Singing 106 & Park
    GJerk
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    Mike’s orgasm face

  31. Cate Blanchett Cleavage 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    Shithead
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    Lick, lick

  32. Essie Davis Kissing Hugo Weaving 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    GJerk
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    Pssst…you’re ugly.

  33. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
    Shithead
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    Somebody better wind up that cow and bring it back to the stable.

  34. Sarah Shahi Cleavage Bullet To The Head Premiere
    Shithead
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    Nice nose!

  35. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
    lawn
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    You’re pregnant, Kim, you can stop advertising now.

  36. Larry King Shawn Southwick
    Shithead
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    Honey…I pooped myself again…

  37. Phoebe Price Cleavage
    Shithead
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    Pornstar?

  38. Larry King Shawn Southwick
    lawn
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    Does she feel old age creeping up?

  39. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
    anonym
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    I wonder how long it takes her to do makeup.
    3 hours maybe?

  40. Sylvester Stallone
    GJerk
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    He’d beable to kick Arnold’s ass…

  41. Jeremy Renner Goofy Grin Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Sydney
    Shithead
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    Come visit me kid, im in room 70

  42. Kourtney Kardashian Cleavage Beret
    GJerk
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    Seriously who gives a krap…

  43. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Turning On Christmas Lights Kings Cross Rail Station
    GJerk
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    Blimey, She let me put me winky in her bum last night!

  44. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Spandex Dress
    Shithead
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    I thought it was lindsay lohan…not a compliment.

  45. Sharon Osbourne Crazy Eyes Wrinkly Face
    GJerk
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    Yes, my face is frozen like this…k

  46. Ashley Greene Butt Yoga Pants
    Shithead
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    All those paps…

  47. Nick Nolte Beard Hobo Clothes
    Jw
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    Isn’t that the scientist from Independence Day?

  48. Sarah Snook Side Boob 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    GJerk
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    Mmm pancakes

  49. Elisabetta Canalis Lingerie Lormar
    GJerk
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    Damaged goods.

  50. Sylvester Stallone
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    Heading in to the audition as “Boris Badenov” Sly just figured out that this is the wrong Rocky picture….

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