The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.30.13

January 30th, 2013 // 357 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s basking in the warm after-glow of the news that Teen Mom might be going away forever. That’s right, adorably happy Peter Dinklage, today is a day for smiles. In that spirit, here’s an Ashley Greene pic that will make you forget all about that time her her crotch was disgustingly sweaty that I just reminded you about. We’ve also got Hugo Weaving in what has to be the classiest Axe commercial I’ve ever seen, Nick Nolte stalking a justifiably terrified pedestrian and I swear, I wasn’t going to keep harping on Jeremy Renner, but he really leaves me no choice. I’m just a man.

If you prick me, do I not giggle because I know that means penis?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Larry King Shawn Southwick
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    He’s so rich he has a human walker.

  2. Phoebe Price Cleavage
    B&WMinstrel
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    Circuses might have been bad for animals but at least they kept the clowns off the street

  3. Nick Nolte Beard Hobo Clothes
    Frank Burns
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    Which one is Nick Nolte?

  4. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    Who stuck the gold balls in her face?

  5. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
    Jade
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    She looks like an overweight Bratz doll.

  6. Dina Lohan Drunk JFK Airport
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    Leaving the Best Budd weed store with a full purse?

  7. Sharon Osbourne Crazy Eyes Wrinkly Face
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She’s happy. Or sad. Or Laughing. Or crying. Maybe she’s hurt. I don’t know… after 16 facelifts, it all looks the same.

  8. Kristen Johnston Double Chin Hearst Magazines 48 Hour Film Project
    EricLR
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    3rd crack rock from done

  9. Dina Lohan Drunk JFK Airport
    Jade
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    “Mom of the year” sighting.

  10. Jeremy Renner Goofy Grin Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Sydney
    Smapdi
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    He gets a pass from me on this one for taking time for that kid. I don’t care that its an event, its his job, etc., maybe it cheered up the kid for a moment.

  11. Nick Nolte Beard Hobo Clothes
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    Now taking bets on which one will be the first to pee in the gutter.

  12. Jeremy Renner Goofy Grin Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Sydney
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    “No, no you could never be Hawkeye. But Hawkeye could save you if you got stuck on the railroad tracks. I’ll have my guy call you.”

  13. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
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    WHAT’S UP, FATTY !?

  14. Phoebe Price Cleavage
    Chango
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    Lana Del Rey in 4 years.

  15. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Turning On Christmas Lights Kings Cross Rail Station
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    The face if Depends failure.

  16. Nick Nolte Beard Hobo Clothes
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    Something tells me if he ever gets within arms reach of these paps he’s going to rip their fucking heads off.

  17. Sarah Snook Side Boob 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    Frank Burns
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    Is ‘aacta’ how Australians pronounce ‘actor’? Lay off the Fosters, you sots! Blimey!

  18. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Spandex Dress
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    Oompaloompa potato out on the town.

  19. Sharon Osbourne Crazy Eyes Wrinkly Face
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    Someone put her back on the corner of the roof.

  20. Larry King Shawn Southwick
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    “…gehhhhh…I think…you poisoned ….me”
    “Smile, honey”

  21. Sylvester Stallone
    B&WMinstrel
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    Needs a bomb in his hand with a lighted fuse. One that says ‘Bomb’ on it.

  22. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
    popwilleatitself
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    She is trying to suppress the giddy she feels that someone is taking her photo. She is fame addicted and no money in the world can fix that.

  23. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
    Cock Dr
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    Thanks 4 the laugh.
    MOO

  24. Sylvester Stallone
    popwilleatitself
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    How can one eyebrow go in five different directions?

  25. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Turning On Christmas Lights Kings Cross Rail Station
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    “Please, your Grace, don’t take it so personally – “Hogwarts” refers to the destination of all trains from this platform.”

  26. Jeremy Renner Goofy Grin Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Sydney
    Pine Table Fever
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    ‘…give me that pen you little shit, or i’ll dump you out of your fucking cart!’

  27. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Bubble Coat Walking Dog
    Toe Jam
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    Screw you, and the dog you rode in on.

  28. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Bubble Coat Walking Dog
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    Peter Dinklage spent half of the morning looking for a place to tie his horse.

  29. Sharon Osbourne Crazy Eyes Wrinkly Face
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    Larry King cleans up nice in drag.

  30. Cate Blanchett Cleavage 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    Toe Jam
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    Safe word is: Strawberry.

  31. Elisabetta Canalis Lingerie Lormar
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    Steve O failed at life.

  32. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
    Toe Jam
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    I wonder when her pregnancy will start to show? Never?

  33. Cate Blanchett Cleavage 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
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    I can’t decide whether she is incredibly hot, or about as interesting as a paper plate.

  34. Nick Nolte Beard Hobo Clothes
    Toe Jam
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    Lets face it, thats pretty dressy for Nolte.

  35. Nick Nolte Beard Hobo Clothes
    Cock Dr
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    Santa looks as if he knows that I’ve been bad.
    Tell him I’ve got months to rack up the good behavior points before next Xmas.

  36. Essie Davis Kissing Hugo Weaving 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
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    “My kids got me this cool new beard trimmer for Christmas.”

  37. Larry King Shawn Southwick
    Toe Jam
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    Frog fashion pose. Nice.

  38. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Bubble Coat Walking Dog
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    Peter Dinklage seen here walking his chihuahua.

  39. Mike Tyson Singing 106 & Park
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    “Check, check…check, check.”

  40. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Bubble Coat Walking Dog
    PhotoGuy
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    I clicked “View Full Size” but he still looks kinda small.

  41. Elisabetta Canalis Lingerie Lormar
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    Sooooo Steve-O broke up with this to:

    1. Electrocute his nuts on camera
    2. Attend AA meetings, or
    3. uhhhhhh

    ??

    • Seriously, when you list the stupid shit he’s done, why wouldn’t he just add her to it. He’s literally barfed up live goldfish but banging her is too dangerous.

  42. Essie Davis Kissing Hugo Weaving 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
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    Time to do another movie where he wears a mask.

  43. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Belly Baby Doll Dress Legs
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    The powers-that-be in Hollywood are casting a new version of Stephen King’s classic “Carrie.” This one, however, will be REALLY fucking scary!

  44. Larry King Shawn Southwick
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    Is Tim Burton making a live action version of “Nightmare Before Christmas?”

  45. Mike Tyson Singing 106 & Park
    j/k
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    Baby!
    I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray
    Ooh!
    The more I get of you the stranger it feels yeah

  46. David Walliams Lara Stone Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    B&WMinstrel
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    They should call the kid Ima. Ima Stone-Wall.i.am

  47. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Turning On Christmas Lights Kings Cross Rail Station
    Frank Burns
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    The Prince and Duchess are always delighted at the possibility of meeting Thomas the Tank Engine.

  48. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall Turning On Christmas Lights Kings Cross Rail Station
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    This is where they realize they come from a lineage of useless psychotic lunatics and decide to jump onto the tracks.

  49. Jeremy Renner Goofy Grin Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Sydney
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    Yes, a lot of people did think my Hawkeye character was kind of gay…but now I’m HANSEL!

  50. Phoebe Price Cleavage
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    Her new nickname is “Waste of Tits.”

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