Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s basking in the warm after-glow of the news that Teen Mom might be going away forever. That’s right, adorably happy Peter Dinklage, today is a day for smiles. In that spirit, here’s an Ashley Greene pic that will make you forget all about that time her her crotch was disgustingly sweaty that I just reminded you about. We’ve also got Hugo Weaving in what has to be the classiest Axe commercial I’ve ever seen, Nick Nolte stalking a justifiably terrified pedestrian and I swear, I wasn’t going to keep harping on Jeremy Renner, but he really leaves me no choice. I’m just a man.
If you prick me, do I not giggle because I know that means penis?
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He’s so rich he has a human walker.
Circuses might have been bad for animals but at least they kept the clowns off the street
Which one is Nick Nolte?
Who stuck the gold balls in her face?
Golf, although they might be gold.
She looks like an overweight Bratz doll.
Kuntz.
Leaving the Best Budd weed store with a full purse?
A Birkin, no less. Trash carrying a Birkin, just like her daughter, and speaking of which … the only reason she can “afford” a $15K handbag.
You mean Lindsay stole it for her, right?
She’s happy. Or sad. Or Laughing. Or crying. Maybe she’s hurt. I don’t know… after 16 facelifts, it all looks the same.
3rd crack rock from done
“Mom of the year” sighting.
He gets a pass from me on this one for taking time for that kid. I don’t care that its an event, its his job, etc., maybe it cheered up the kid for a moment.
I’m with you on this one… though some of the comments are still damn funny.
I’m withhold in my snarky comments on this one too.
“No, no you could never be Hawkeye. But Hawkeye could save you if you got stuck on the railroad tracks. I’ll have my guy call you.”
Now taking bets on which one will be the first to pee in the gutter.
WHAT’S UP, FATTY !?
Lana Del Rey in 4 years.
The face if Depends failure.
Something tells me if he ever gets within arms reach of these paps he’s going to rip their fucking heads off.
Is ‘aacta’ how Australians pronounce ‘actor’? Lay off the Fosters, you sots! Blimey!
correct
Oompaloompa potato out on the town.
Someone put her back on the corner of the roof.
“…gehhhhh…I think…you poisoned ….me”
“Smile, honey”
Needs a bomb in his hand with a lighted fuse. One that says ‘Bomb’ on it.
She is trying to suppress the giddy she feels that someone is taking her photo. She is fame addicted and no money in the world can fix that.
Thanks 4 the laugh.
MOO
How can one eyebrow go in five different directions?
“Please, your Grace, don’t take it so personally – “Hogwarts” refers to the destination of all trains from this platform.”
I swear you’re the only commenter who actually read the caption.
‘…give me that pen you little shit, or i’ll dump you out of your fucking cart!’
Screw you, and the dog you rode in on.
Peter Dinklage spent half of the morning looking for a place to tie his horse.
Larry King cleans up nice in drag.
Safe word is: Strawberry.
Not necessary. Just let me die happy.
Steve O failed at life.
I wonder when her pregnancy will start to show? Never?
I can’t decide whether she is incredibly hot, or about as interesting as a paper plate.
Lets face it, thats pretty dressy for Nolte.
Santa looks as if he knows that I’ve been bad.
Tell him I’ve got months to rack up the good behavior points before next Xmas.
Face it Dr. You’re going to be bad all year.
“My kids got me this cool new beard trimmer for Christmas.”
Frog fashion pose. Nice.
Peter Dinklage seen here walking his chihuahua.
“Check, check…check, check.”
I clicked “View Full Size” but he still looks kinda small.
Sooooo Steve-O broke up with this to:
1. Electrocute his nuts on camera
2. Attend AA meetings, or
3. uhhhhhh
??
Seriously, when you list the stupid shit he’s done, why wouldn’t he just add her to it. He’s literally barfed up live goldfish but banging her is too dangerous.
Time to do another movie where he wears a mask.
The powers-that-be in Hollywood are casting a new version of Stephen King’s classic “Carrie.” This one, however, will be REALLY fucking scary!
Is Tim Burton making a live action version of “Nightmare Before Christmas?”
Baby!
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray
Ooh!
The more I get of you the stranger it feels yeah
They should call the kid Ima. Ima Stone-Wall.i.am
The Prince and Duchess are always delighted at the possibility of meeting Thomas the Tank Engine.
This is where they realize they come from a lineage of useless psychotic lunatics and decide to jump onto the tracks.
Yes, a lot of people did think my Hawkeye character was kind of gay…but now I’m HANSEL!
Her new nickname is “Waste of Tits.”