You know you Lycan this. (That werewolf pun just happened and, no, I won’t apologize for it.)
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring David Duchovny thinking to himself, “I’m pretty sure I’ve ejaculated on a forehead exactly like this one.” Oprah minds the stepchildren, and self-made-lesbian Cynthia Nixon‘s brown takes a difficult turn.
Femme Fatales (?) looks like quality programming,
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Is she auditioning for the Sinead O’connor Life Story to be seen soon on The Lifetime Network?
Vera, OMG, Look a pigeon shit in your hair……..
anti-fap
That bitch better have my money!
She also better know how to sew on a button
Good one duece
Through rain, sleet, hail and snow!
What, Wasn’t Ted Williams the homeless man with the golden voice not available for this photo shoot?
Good to meet you too, Fidel Castro
Lunges. Lots.
I guess after the first two or three horcruxes your nose is still pretty normal.
And what the hell is that silvery metallic contraption, a 1976 old fashioned cassette tape recorder? Come on homeless dude, havent u heard of an iPod?
Then I grabbed them like this and twisted. Thats why there is no more Stedman.
If he hadn’t muffed those two punts, the 49ers be in the playoffs.
Perfection
….I think that is safe to assume that judging by the lack of ass on this wench, and the numerous ogling comments on here—I think it’s safe to say that you are all white males–(not that there’s anything wrong with that of course)
I don’t know who this heifer loaned her ass out to, but I would recommend she ask for it back at a reasonable 90% interest rate—PRONTO….Artofwar
i’ll choose this ass over a kardasshian ass anyday. She’s approaching 40 and it’s still pretty damn perky. I want to see what a kardasshian ass will look like in a decade.
No … no you don’t want to see THAT ass in a decade!
Yeah, I’m losing my hair – will you sleep with me?
“Have you heard about my sex addiction?”
Why yes ! And from the title of the film, you’re now up to goats… good for you.
“And they said if they got a hold of Salman Rushdie, they would grab a hold like this … “
He just found out how much his auto insurance is costing him.
Pass
I order you to put fatty food in this hand.
He should send those to Simon Cowell.
+1000 My thoughts exactly!
You would think with all the money she has she would fix those teeth.
Are you still taking the serum? Good, Good.
It’s possible I’m in love with her
Justin Bieber with long hair.
His transformation into Michael Jackson is nearly complete.
i’m sure he’s already touching himself.
You too can have this Grecian Hair Glove for the low low price of 19.95 plus shipping & handling!
That Brad Pitt sperm sure tastes bad……..
Kaboom. Beat me to it.
Wow she taking the unattractive to men therefore “I am a lesbian by choice” thing pretty seriously.
Look her in the face and you will turn to stone.
A part of me did. Honestly though, I might not have been looking at her face.
It’ll be a lot less cordial in a few years when she takes his favorite corner to squeegee windshields on.
The perfect picture to define a trashy skank.
In every picture of an awkward “Hobo Meets Celebrity” kiss there’s an opportunistic stealth black hand trying to steal a wallet during the distraction
Still sexy as hell.
(shout from the crowd) “Hey, Corey, how many bottles of shoe polish did you have to use?”
I bet it was Debbie Rowe.
I really wish this photo was a fake. I never thought I’d say it but I miss the photos of him with bottom rail skanks.
So does he.
Fem fat alls.
Clearly the star of the show.
Yeah, of this low-bug-fug-fest.
It’s sad that he is still emulating Michael Jackson’s style with the glove. It’s even sadder that he cannot afford the sparkles to bedazzle it with.
touche
Not the last job any of them will have that comes with a free T shirt
Omar comin’, yo!
butt has lost some “oomph” IMO, but she’s still sexy
I just assumed this was David Hasselhoff before I clicked on the picture.
“That can’t be you. You’re taller than that.”
She’s playing a woman who has cancer in a movie you idiots
I bet the woman in the movie chose to have cancer.
She’s playing an ugly woman, who happened to have cancer.
She’s playing an ugly woman who shaved her head after declaring herself a lesbian…and then got cancer.
She’s playing a woman who angered the LGBT not by coming out but declaring herself an “equestrian”, having sex with Sarah Jessica Parker, and getting cancer.
funny..funny..funny
But she doesn’t have cancer after the movie?
She’s playing Yul Brynner, who died of cancer.
This is a broadway role that has had a long list of actresses take and shave their heads to play. It is the role that they covet because it makes them feel committed to their craft instead of just being women who crave attention and could have worn a skull cap and gotten the same effect.
She’s in a play called Wit. Not a movie. Shaved her head for the role.
She was only a Farmiga daughter but she fancied the old sod.
“So it turns out I can hold both of an elephant’s balls in one hand . . .”
Women idolize this?
I think I am detecting a correlation between women who shave their heads for giggles and being bat-shit.
Vegemite is a hell of a drug.
Billy Crystal looks like shit
It’s rare that you see a photo half a second prior to projectile vomiting. It’s known as the “Robin Williams’ effect.”
The mysterious ashy black hand needs to be investigated.
I had no idea Katherine Heigl was half black. The right half, apparently.