The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.25.12

January 25th, 2012 // 404 Comments

You know you Lycan this. (That werewolf pun just happened and, no, I won’t apologize for it.)

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring David Duchovny thinking to himself, “I’m pretty sure I’ve ejaculated on a forehead exactly like this one.” Oprah minds the stepchildren, and self-made-lesbian Cynthia Nixon‘s brown takes a difficult turn.

Femme Fatales (?) looks like quality programming,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Cynthia Nixon Bald Shaved Head
    BP
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she auditioning for the Sinead O’connor Life Story to be seen soon on The Lifetime Network?

  2. David Duchovny Vera Farmiga
    BP
    Commented on this photo:

    Vera, OMG, Look a pigeon shit in your hair……..

  3. Kat Von D Midriff Leather Pants
    jerkin
    Commented on this photo:

    anti-fap

  4. Michael K. Williams
    Commented on this photo:

    That bitch better have my money!

  5. Katherine Heigl Kissing Homeless Man
    BP
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    What, Wasn’t Ted Williams the homeless man with the golden voice not available for this photo shoot?

  6. Katherine Heigl Kissing Homeless Man
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Good to meet you too, Fidel Castro

  7. Femme Fatales Bikini
    juaqin ingles
    Commented on this photo:

    Lunges. Lots.

  8. Cynthia Nixon Bald Shaved Head
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess after the first two or three horcruxes your nose is still pretty normal.

  9. Katherine Heigl Kissing Homeless Man
    BP
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    And what the hell is that silvery metallic contraption, a 1976 old fashioned cassette tape recorder? Come on homeless dude, havent u heard of an iPod?

  10. Oprah
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Then I grabbed them like this and twisted. Thats why there is no more Stedman.

  11. Michael K. Williams
    Eggwhite
    Commented on this photo:

    If he hadn’t muffed those two punts, the 49ers be in the playoffs.

  12. Kate Beckinsale Butt Tight Dress
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    Perfection

    • Artofwar

      ….I think that is safe to assume that judging by the lack of ass on this wench, and the numerous ogling comments on here—I think it’s safe to say that you are all white males–(not that there’s anything wrong with that of course)

      I don’t know who this heifer loaned her ass out to, but I would recommend she ask for it back at a reasonable 90% interest rate—PRONTO….Artofwar

      • vgirl

        i’ll choose this ass over a kardasshian ass anyday. She’s approaching 40 and it’s still pretty damn perky. I want to see what a kardasshian ass will look like in a decade.

      • Browns Suck

        No … no you don’t want to see THAT ass in a decade!

  13. David Duchovny Vera Farmiga
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, I’m losing my hair – will you sleep with me?

  14. David Duchovny Vera Farmiga
    Star Droppings
    Commented on this photo:

    “Have you heard about my sex addiction?”

  15. Oprah
    Commented on this photo:

    “And they said if they got a hold of Salman Rushdie, they would grab a hold like this … “

  16. Jon Voight Spitting
    SSHGuru
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    He just found out how much his auto insurance is costing him.

  17. Femme Fatales Bikini
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Pass

  18. Oprah
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    I order you to put fatty food in this hand.

  19. Geoffrey Rush Bra
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    He should send those to Simon Cowell.

  20. Vanessa Paradis
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    You would think with all the money she has she would fix those teeth.

  21. Katherine Heigl Kissing Homeless Man
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    Are you still taking the serum? Good, Good.

  22. Femme Fatales Bikini
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s possible I’m in love with her

  23. Vanessa Paradis
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    Justin Bieber with long hair.

  24. Corey Feldman Black Glove
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    His transformation into Michael Jackson is nearly complete.

  25. Jon Voight Spitting
    BP
    Commented on this photo:

    That Brad Pitt sperm sure tastes bad……..

  26. Cynthia Nixon Bald Shaved Head
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow she taking the unattractive to men therefore “I am a lesbian by choice” thing pretty seriously.

  27. Kat Von D Midriff Leather Pants
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    Look her in the face and you will turn to stone.

  28. Katherine Heigl Kissing Homeless Man
    Commented on this photo:

    It’ll be a lot less cordial in a few years when she takes his favorite corner to squeegee windshields on.

  29. Kat Von D Midriff Leather Pants
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    The perfect picture to define a trashy skank.

  30. Katherine Heigl Kissing Homeless Man
    Reece
    Commented on this photo:

    In every picture of an awkward “Hobo Meets Celebrity” kiss there’s an opportunistic stealth black hand trying to steal a wallet during the distraction

  31. Geri Halliwell
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Still sexy as hell.

  32. Corey Feldman Black Glove
    Commented on this photo:

    (shout from the crowd) “Hey, Corey, how many bottles of shoe polish did you have to use?”

  33. Corey Feldman Black Glove
    Commented on this photo:

    I really wish this photo was a fake. I never thought I’d say it but I miss the photos of him with bottom rail skanks.

  34. Femme Fatales Bikini
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Fem fat alls.

  35. Femme Fatales Bikini
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Clearly the star of the show.

  36. Corey Feldman Black Glove
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s sad that he is still emulating Michael Jackson’s style with the glove. It’s even sadder that he cannot afford the sparkles to bedazzle it with.

  37. Femme Fatales Bikini
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Not the last job any of them will have that comes with a free T shirt

  38. Michael K. Williams
    Snow J. Frost
    Commented on this photo:

    Omar comin’, yo!

  39. Kate Beckinsale Butt Tight Dress
    henny
    Commented on this photo:

    butt has lost some “oomph” IMO, but she’s still sexy

  40. Geoffrey Rush Bra
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I just assumed this was David Hasselhoff before I clicked on the picture.

  41. David Duchovny Vera Farmiga
    Commented on this photo:

    “That can’t be you. You’re taller than that.”

  42. Cynthia Nixon Bald Shaved Head
    henny
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s playing a woman who has cancer in a movie you idiots

  43. David Duchovny Vera Farmiga
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    She was only a Farmiga daughter but she fancied the old sod.

  44. Oprah
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    “So it turns out I can hold both of an elephant’s balls in one hand . . .”

  45. Oprah
    Soviet Snow
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    Women idolize this?

  46. Cynthia Nixon Bald Shaved Head
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I think I am detecting a correlation between women who shave their heads for giggles and being bat-shit.

  47. Geoffrey Rush Bra
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Vegemite is a hell of a drug.

  48. Cynthia Nixon Bald Shaved Head
    Nordburg
    Commented on this photo:

    Billy Crystal looks like shit

  49. Katherine Heigl Kissing Homeless Man
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s rare that you see a photo half a second prior to projectile vomiting. It’s known as the “Robin Williams’ effect.”

    The mysterious ashy black hand needs to be investigated.

  50. Katherine Heigl Kissing Homeless Man
    it had to be said
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    I had no idea Katherine Heigl was half black. The right half, apparently.

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