Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which is surprisingly abundant despite every available paparazzi resource being called to Sundance for the impossible task of covering everybody Alexander Skarsgard is banging. “We’re gonna need more cameras, and like, a fuckload of midwives,” they could be heard yelling from the make-shift birthing tents that now outnumber the theaters there. The good news is we’ve still got Denzel Washington on El Hormiguero (Enough said.), Drew Lachey onstage for ‘The Package Tour,’ which if you wanted to calculate the average weight of the ticket holders would require a truck scale, and finally, Arnold Schwarzenegger sampling Ben & Jerry’s newest flavor, Mexican Maid In Manhattan™.
Calling it now, Alaska Thunderfuck in ’16, get on board people,
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More pics of her are a must.
Working hard to replace the taste of failure with “New York Super Fudge Chocolate Chunk.”
That’s one hell of a urine sample.
Here’s hoping this movie involves naked female gladiators.
The Extreme Army looks a little trashier than the regular one.
So much for “I’m not going to plump my lips anymore”.
Sigh…I remember when she played a drug addict prostitute who was incestuously raped by her father on Days of Our Lives, sad how far she has fallen.
Top of the milf!
“And then I was like, step off bitch before I dry hump your Gucci bag!”
She is so tiny and adorable, I love her. Slap a pair of wings on her and she’d look like an Angel from Heaven.
Aah, British TV – the last (paying) refuge of the basket case, the befuddled, and contagious.
It was at this precise moment LeBron James realised his obsession with busty, white, women had became a serious problem.
Did she really just say, “What you talkin’ ’bout Willis” to me???
What has two thumbs and no career?
THIS GUY.
I can’t believe you people…Alaska Thunderfuck isn’t her(?) real name. She had it changed from Ohio Thunderfuck.
Ya know, she doesn’t always look like this. Occasionally she brushes her hair.
“Oh my god, it’s you motherfuckers AGAIN…???”
Busy Philipps. Offbeat name with entirely the wrong adjective.
like others have said- she looks like a poota.
Wow! Very attractive lady. Somehow, up till now, she has escaped my radar.
I wonder how much this cost him.
From what I was able to Google, in addition to that lovely bottom, she has dynamite legs. A real beauty!
isn’t this bitch 40 something years old?
“How about you paparazzi assholes take a powder so Mommy can whip out a titty and feed me…”
“This just in…after being lost in the Mojave Desert for 4 years, Jessica Simpson has been found alive. Contrary to popular conjecture, Ms. Simpson was discovered without child and is still single…”
did she get plastic surgery?
a cocked eyebrow, curled lip and hidden shitty tattoo does not a star make…oh wait.
No, you are not Angelina. Next!
I love voluptuous Brits.
They spelled Hershey Highway wrong.
Her right breast seems to be ready to suck on something.
“Lemme see…six times four…carry the one…divide by three…TWO. The answer is two!”
I think I’ll answer my phone at work all day with a cheery, Hello, Alaska Thunderfuck! Maybe I should say Thundersuck, since I work for the government.
face like wax.