The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.23.13

January 23rd, 2013 // 394 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which is surprisingly abundant despite every available paparazzi resource being called to Sundance for the impossible task of covering everybody Alexander Skarsgard is banging. “We’re gonna need more cameras, and like, a fuckload of midwives,” they could be heard yelling from the make-shift birthing tents that now outnumber the theaters there. The good news is we’ve still got Denzel Washington on El Hormiguero (Enough said.), Drew Lachey onstage for ‘The Package Tour,’ which if you wanted to calculate the average weight of the ticket holders would require a truck scale, and finally, Arnold Schwarzenegger sampling Ben & Jerry’s newest flavor, Mexican Maid In Manhattan™.

Calling it now, Alaska Thunderfuck in ’16, get on board people,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Ellen Hollman Butt Spartacus War Of The Damned Premiere
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    More pics of her are a must.

  2. Arnold Schwarzenegger Eating Ice Cream The Last Stand Premiere London
    EZ-B
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    Working hard to replace the taste of failure with “New York Super Fudge Chocolate Chunk.”

  3. Lisa Rinna Nipples No Bra
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    That’s one hell of a urine sample.

  4. Luna Rioumina Cleavage Spartacus War Of The Damned Premiere
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    Here’s hoping this movie involves naked female gladiators.

  5. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Make Up Twitter
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    The Extreme Army looks a little trashier than the regular one.

  6. Lisa Rinna Nipples No Bra
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    So much for “I’m not going to plump my lips anymore”.

    Sigh…I remember when she played a drug addict prostitute who was incestuously raped by her father on Days of Our Lives, sad how far she has fallen.

  7. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Face Wrinkles RuPauls Drag Race Season 5 Premiere
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    Top of the milf!

  8. Margeaux Raymond Bikini
    Toe Jam
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    “And then I was like, step off bitch before I dry hump your Gucci bag!”

  9. Amanda Seyfried Peter Sarsgaard Lovelace Portraits Sundance Film Festival
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    She is so tiny and adorable, I love her. Slap a pair of wings on her and she’d look like an Angel from Heaven.

  10. Hulk Hogan
    Pine Table Fever
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    Aah, British TV – the last (paying) refuge of the basket case, the befuddled, and contagious.

  11. Uma Thurman Armani Prive Couture Spring Summer Fashion Show
    Pine Table Fever
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    It was at this precise moment LeBron James realised his obsession with busty, white, women had became a serious problem.

  12. Uma Thurman Armani Prive Couture Spring Summer Fashion Show
    AteIsEnough
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    Did she really just say, “What you talkin’ ’bout Willis” to me???

  13. Hulk Hogan
    Fucklepuss
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    What has two thumbs and no career?

    THIS GUY.

  14.  Drag Queen Alaska Thunderfuck RuPauls Drag Race Season 5 Premiere
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    I can’t believe you people…Alaska Thunderfuck isn’t her(?) real name. She had it changed from Ohio Thunderfuck.

  15. Busy Philipps Pregnant Belly
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    Ya know, she doesn’t always look like this. Occasionally she brushes her hair.

  16. Tara Reid Drunk Ripped Jeans
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    “Oh my god, it’s you motherfuckers AGAIN…???”

  17. Busy Philipps Pregnant Belly
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    Busy Philipps. Offbeat name with entirely the wrong adjective.

  18. Jennifer Lopez Butt Legs Short Jumper Leather Boots
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    like others have said- she looks like a poota.

  19. Jaimie Alexander Cleavage Legs Minidress The Last Stand Premiere London
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    Wow! Very attractive lady. Somehow, up till now, she has escaped my radar.

  20. Barry Manilow Street Sign Renaming
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    I wonder how much this cost him.

  21. Ellen Hollman Butt Spartacus War Of The Damned Premiere
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    From what I was able to Google, in addition to that lovely bottom, she has dynamite legs. A real beauty!

  22. Jennifer Lopez Butt Legs Short Jumper Leather Boots
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    isn’t this bitch 40 something years old?

  23. Kimberly Stewart Nipples No Bra Holding Daughter Delilah
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    “How about you paparazzi assholes take a powder so Mommy can whip out a titty and feed me…”

  24. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage IWC Schaffhausen Race Night Event
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    “This just in…after being lost in the Mojave Desert for 4 years, Jessica Simpson has been found alive. Contrary to popular conjecture, Ms. Simpson was discovered without child and is still single…”

  25. Uma Thurman Armani Prive Couture Spring Summer Fashion Show
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    did she get plastic surgery?

  26. Julia Stiles The Makeover Premiere
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    a cocked eyebrow, curled lip and hidden shitty tattoo does not a star make…oh wait.

  27. Luna Rioumina Cleavage Spartacus War Of The Damned Premiere
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    No, you are not Angelina. Next!

  28. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Make Up Twitter
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    I love voluptuous Brits.

  29. Barry Manilow Street Sign Renaming
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    They spelled Hershey Highway wrong.

  30. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Make Up Twitter
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    Her right breast seems to be ready to suck on something.

  31. Denzel Washington Derpface El Hormiguero
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    “Lemme see…six times four…carry the one…divide by three…TWO. The answer is two!”

  32.  Drag Queen Alaska Thunderfuck RuPauls Drag Race Season 5 Premiere
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    I think I’ll answer my phone at work all day with a cheery, Hello, Alaska Thunderfuck! Maybe I should say Thundersuck, since I work for the government.

  33. Jennifer Lopez Butt Legs Short Jumper Leather Boots
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    face like wax.

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