The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.23.13

January 23rd, 2013 // 394 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which is surprisingly abundant despite every available paparazzi resource being called to Sundance for the impossible task of covering everybody Alexander Skarsgard is banging. “We’re gonna need more cameras, and like, a fuckload of midwives,” they could be heard yelling from the make-shift birthing tents that now outnumber the theaters there. The good news is we’ve still got Denzel Washington on El Hormiguero (Enough said.), Drew Lachey onstage for ‘The Package Tour,’ which if you wanted to calculate the average weight of the ticket holders would require a truck scale, and finally, Arnold Schwarzenegger sampling Ben & Jerry’s newest flavor, Mexican Maid In Manhattan™.

Calling it now, Alaska Thunderfuck in ’16, get on board people,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Julia Stiles The Makeover Premiere
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    Looking good. She filled out in all the right places. I have a serious thing for her.

  2. Margeaux Raymond Bikini
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    I’d marriage her so fuckin’ hard, all on her face and chest and from behind onto her ass……..dammmmmmmm

  3. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage IWC Schaffhausen Race Night Event
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    Totally still would.

  4. Tara Reid Drunk Ripped Jeans
    evilstamos
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    What has two thumbs and wants these curtains for his canopy bed at home? This guy!

  5. Velvet Sky Cleavage Maximum Impact Tour
    Pip Pip Cheery-O
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    That is a healthy lookin’ gal right there.

  6. Anna Hutchison Cleavage Spartacus War Of The Damned Premiere
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    Gladiators get the hottest women.

  7. Courtney Love
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    Why couldn’t she have been the one to go instead of Kurt?

  8. Velvet Sky Cleavage Maximum Impact Tour
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    I love TNA.

  9. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Make Up Twitter
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    yecchhhh.

  10. Rupert Everett Tired Sick Old Gray Hair
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    when did he die now?

  11. Hulk Hogan
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    nightmare-y

  12. Tara Reid Drunk Ripped Jeans
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    seriously surprised she hasn’t sold that necklace yet for a bottle of hooch.

  13. Julia Stiles The Makeover Premiere
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    yikes. I think she looks like yesterday’s oatmeal.

  14. Courtney Love
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    ‘performing’. sure.

  15. Velvet Sky Cleavage Maximum Impact Tour
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    nightmare-y x 2.

  16. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Face Wrinkles RuPauls Drag Race Season 5 Premiere
    anonym
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    MILF.

    that’s all.

  17. Denzel Washington Derpface El Hormiguero
    Contusion
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    I think John Bohner must have just said something.

  18. Lady Gaga Cupping Marks On Back In Bathtub Terry Richardson
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    Strip Hot Potato sounded like a good idea at the time…

  19. Rupert Everett Tired Sick Old Gray Hair
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    French Romney isn’t looking so well.

  20. Daniel Day-Lewis
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    Jumping right into that Lance Armstrong biopic

  21. Tara Reid Drunk Ripped Jeans
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    One guess for what she was doing walking into a seedy dark alley in the midle of the night. (HINT: it’s prostitution. she’s a prostitute)

  22. Jaimie Alexander Cleavage Legs Minidress The Last Stand Premiere London
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    I wonder if Arnold finally got him that Turbo Man doll

  23. Julia Stiles The Makeover Premiere
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    Hallmark movies now, huh? I guess fucking a married cancer patient whose wife was standing by him isn’t the career booster we all thought it was…

  24. Anna Hutchison Cleavage Spartacus War Of The Damned Premiere
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    Hello Yellow Cheetah Ranger, I’ve got a “Zord” in my pants I’d like to show you

  25. Velvet Sky Cleavage Maximum Impact Tour
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    Lemme guess, A-Rod’s next girlfriend? Nah, too feminine

  26. Hilary Duff Yoga Pants
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    A career of doing nothing. She’s turned into Haylie!

  27. Jennifer Lopez Butt Legs Short Jumper Leather Boots
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    “I hope they think I’m Kim Kardashian!”

  28. Jennifer Lopez Butt Legs Short Jumper Leather Boots
    Internet avenger
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    But I like them trashy,………. sorry I still would :(

  29. Lady Gaga Cupping Marks On Back In Bathtub Terry Richardson
    terry
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    WTF! This chick is so fucking tired.
    Gaga, being shocked into awe from a celebrity went out with Modonna’s career. That was about 15 year ago.
    ZZZZZ

  30. Drew Lacey Laying Onstage The Package Tour
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    Apparently “The Package” included a buffet.

  31. Daniel Day-Lewis
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    That brother is short.

  32. Chris Noth Lovelace Premiere Sundance Film Festival
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    Sex and the Asylum.

  33. Arnold Schwarzenegger Eating Ice Cream The Last Stand Premiere London
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    Dis taste like eets maid in America. Get eet. I liek eating maids.

  34. Kimberly Stewart Nipples No Bra Holding Daughter Delilah
    Oz Matters
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    Signalling to turn right?

  35. Kimberly Stewart Nipples No Bra Holding Daughter Delilah
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    A five head with two nips carrying one kid leaves the store when seven paparazzi see her. How many bumps did Lindsey do last night?

  36. Courtney Love
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    There is never gun violence when you need it.

  37. Courtney Love
    tito
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    I bet the smell from the first row is unbearable.

  38. Rupert Everett Tired Sick Old Gray Hair
    tlmck
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    Who dug up Basil Rathbone?

  39. Lady Gaga Cupping Marks On Back In Bathtub Terry Richardson
    5FingersToTheFace
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    Looks like someone doesn’t know know when to stop talking.

  40. Arnold Schwarzenegger Eating Ice Cream The Last Stand Premiere London
    JC
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    “Get to da sprinkle station!”

  41. Julia Stiles The Makeover Premiere
    JC
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    “Doctor, your Frumpmaster 3000 machine is completed! Who should we test it on?”

  42. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Make Up Twitter
    cc
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    She looks fatigued.

  43. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Face Wrinkles RuPauls Drag Race Season 5 Premiere
    Freebie
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    Her smooth face doesn’t go with her wrinkled neck.

  44. Busy Philipps Pregnant Belly
    cc
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    She’s not ‘Busy on the Treadmill’

  45. Luna Rioumina Cleavage Spartacus War Of The Damned Premiere
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    “Well, Luna, the “queef on cue” thing IS impressive, but all we really wanted was to take your picture.”

  46. Velvet Sky Cleavage Maximum Impact Tour
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    Are you SURE these tickets are for the Irish National Ballet?

  47. Margeaux Raymond Bikini
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    “Okay, Margeaux, show me uncontrolled passion baby!! Perfect!”

  48. Lisa Rinna Nipples No Bra
    Freebie
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    She’s got old lady arms

  49. Lady Gaga Cupping Marks On Back In Bathtub Terry Richardson
    guttboy
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    Wow, when did this catch on again? My Mother used to do this to my Father’s back after his operation back in 1978…….I guess Hipsters will resurrect anything….

  50. Arnold Schwarzenegger Eating Ice Cream The Last Stand Premiere London
    cc
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    The new Ben and Jerry’s flavor ‘Latin Made’

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