Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which is surprisingly abundant despite every available paparazzi resource being called to Sundance for the impossible task of covering everybody Alexander Skarsgard is banging. “We’re gonna need more cameras, and like, a fuckload of midwives,” they could be heard yelling from the make-shift birthing tents that now outnumber the theaters there. The good news is we’ve still got Denzel Washington on El Hormiguero (Enough said.), Drew Lachey onstage for ‘The Package Tour,’ which if you wanted to calculate the average weight of the ticket holders would require a truck scale, and finally, Arnold Schwarzenegger sampling Ben & Jerry’s newest flavor, Mexican Maid In Manhattan™.
Calling it now, Alaska Thunderfuck in ’16, get on board people,
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Looking good. She filled out in all the right places. I have a serious thing for her.
I’d marriage her so fuckin’ hard, all on her face and chest and from behind onto her ass……..dammmmmmmm
Totally still would.
What has two thumbs and wants these curtains for his canopy bed at home? This guy!
That is a healthy lookin’ gal right there.
Gladiators get the hottest women.
Why couldn’t she have been the one to go instead of Kurt?
I love TNA.
yecchhhh.
when did he die now?
nightmare-y
seriously surprised she hasn’t sold that necklace yet for a bottle of hooch.
But then she wouldn’t have a heart on.
yikes. I think she looks like yesterday’s oatmeal.
‘performing’. sure.
nightmare-y x 2.
MILF.
that’s all.
I think John Bohner must have just said something.
Strip Hot Potato sounded like a good idea at the time…
French Romney isn’t looking so well.
Jumping right into that Lance Armstrong biopic
One guess for what she was doing walking into a seedy dark alley in the midle of the night. (HINT: it’s prostitution. she’s a prostitute)
I wonder if Arnold finally got him that Turbo Man doll
Hallmark movies now, huh? I guess fucking a married cancer patient whose wife was standing by him isn’t the career booster we all thought it was…
Hello Yellow Cheetah Ranger, I’ve got a “Zord” in my pants I’d like to show you
Lemme guess, A-Rod’s next girlfriend? Nah, too feminine
A career of doing nothing. She’s turned into Haylie!
“I hope they think I’m Kim Kardashian!”
But I like them trashy,………. sorry I still would :(
WTF! This chick is so fucking tired.
Gaga, being shocked into awe from a celebrity went out with Modonna’s career. That was about 15 year ago.
ZZZZZ
Apparently “The Package” included a buffet.
That brother is short.
Sex and the Asylum.
Dis taste like eets maid in America. Get eet. I liek eating maids.
Signalling to turn right?
A five head with two nips carrying one kid leaves the store when seven paparazzi see her. How many bumps did Lindsey do last night?
There is never gun violence when you need it.
I bet the smell from the first row is unbearable.
I can smell it through my monitor. My eyebrows just fell out.
Who dug up Basil Rathbone?
You get a thumbs up just for the reference.
I just laughed so loud at that my cat flew off the bed in fear.
Looks like someone doesn’t know know when to stop talking.
Sometimes she just doesn’t fucking listen!
“Get to da sprinkle station!”
“Doctor, your Frumpmaster 3000 machine is completed! Who should we test it on?”
She looks fatigued.
Her smooth face doesn’t go with her wrinkled neck.
She’s not ‘Busy on the Treadmill’
“Well, Luna, the “queef on cue” thing IS impressive, but all we really wanted was to take your picture.”
Are you SURE these tickets are for the Irish National Ballet?
“Okay, Margeaux, show me uncontrolled passion baby!! Perfect!”
She’s got old lady arms
Wow, when did this catch on again? My Mother used to do this to my Father’s back after his operation back in 1978…….I guess Hipsters will resurrect anything….
The new Ben and Jerry’s flavor ‘Latin Made’