The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.23.13

January 23rd, 2013 // 394 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which is surprisingly abundant despite every available paparazzi resource being called to Sundance for the impossible task of covering everybody Alexander Skarsgard is banging. “We’re gonna need more cameras, and like, a fuckload of midwives,” they could be heard yelling from the make-shift birthing tents that now outnumber the theaters there. The good news is we’ve still got Denzel Washington on El Hormiguero (Enough said.), Drew Lachey onstage for ‘The Package Tour,’ which if you wanted to calculate the average weight of the ticket holders would require a truck scale, and finally, Arnold Schwarzenegger sampling Ben & Jerry’s newest flavor, Mexican Maid In Manhattan™.

Calling it now, Alaska Thunderfuck in ’16, get on board people,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lisa Rinna Nipples No Bra
    ajka;lfk
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    damn kris jenner lost a lot of weight. I guess her evil power came from her fat reserves

  2. Tara Reid Drunk Ripped Jeans
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    I doubt very much that having sex with her would feel like warm apple pie. Not now, anyway.

  3.  Drag Queen Alaska Thunderfuck RuPauls Drag Race Season 5 Premiere
    Mitch
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    And you wonder why American is going down the fucking toilet.

  4. Jaimie Alexander Cleavage Legs Minidress The Last Stand Premiere London
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    Hot… and excellent posture, to boot!

  5. Drew Lacey Laying Onstage The Package Tour
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    I’m sorry, who is this tour aimed at? Loveless twentysomething girls reliving their boy-band crushes from 10-15 years ago? Yeesh. I don’t look forward to when their middle-age Twilight moment comes in 10 or 20 years. Maybe I’ll luck out and be dead by then.

  6. Ellen Hollman Butt Spartacus War Of The Damned Premiere
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    “My, what a lovely post… oh, look. Hundreds of paparazzi taking pictures of my ass. How unexpected!”

  7. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Face Wrinkles RuPauls Drag Race Season 5 Premiere
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    What’s with all the naysayers? She looks good, and always has. She’s got lovely orbs, which you can catch a glimpse of in Species.

  8. Amanda Seyfried Peter Sarsgaard Lovelace Portraits Sundance Film Festival
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    “Amanda, show us YOUR Sundance beard”.

  9. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage IWC Schaffhausen Race Night Event
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    Somewhere in these pictures there’s always an aging, leathery faced, former playmate, gold digging trophy girlfriend searching for meaning in her soulless existence saying it all with her eyes….her dead, lifeless eyes.

  10. Daniel Day-Lewis
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    “In my next film I’ll be playing you. Any tips? Like, what do you use to make your skin so chocolate brown and how do you get it off later…???”

  11. Julia Stiles The Makeover Premiere
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    “10 Things I Hate About You” was a long fucking time ago.

  12. Velvet Sky Cleavage Maximum Impact Tour
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    There’s something “Dublin” in my pants right now.

  13. Margeaux Raymond Bikini
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    Everybody loves Raymond.

  14. Ellen Hollman Butt Spartacus War Of The Damned Premiere
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    “Ellen, do you like movies about gladiators?”

  15. Anna Hutchison Cleavage Spartacus War Of The Damned Premiere
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    And to think I told Captain Oveur I didn’t like movies about gladiators.

  16. Luna Rioumina Cleavage Spartacus War Of The Damned Premiere
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    I swear there’s more tail at this Spartacus premiere than there was in the original Spartacus movie. Unless you count that scene where Laurence Olivier comes on to Tony Curtis.

  17. Chris Noth Lovelace Premiere Sundance Film Festival
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    You gotta respect a thespian who knows the exact facial expression to a pedostache.

  18. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage IWC Schaffhausen Race Night Event
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    I didn’t even know greenorange was a color.

  19. Lady Gaga Cupping Marks On Back In Bathtub Terry Richardson
    Skippy86
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    Ooo she escaped the Kraken.

  20. Drew Lacey Laying Onstage The Package Tour
    May Johner
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    Washed up…on stage.

  21. Rupert Everett Tired Sick Old Gray Hair
    Toe Jam
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    “ah poo poo, ah foo foo…ah, doodly foo pew pew”

  22. Daniel Day-Lewis
    Toe Jam
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    While you’re down there…

  23. Busy Philipps Pregnant Belly
    Toe Jam
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    Bertneys prego again?! Damn!

  24. Tara Reid Drunk Ripped Jeans
    Toe Jam
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    In this episode of the Walking Dead…

  25. Lisa Rinna Nipples No Bra
    Toe Jam
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    Out the way…lips coming through!

  26. Rupert Everett Tired Sick Old Gray Hair
    broduh jenner
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    a picture of dorian gay

  27. Daniel Day-Lewis
    broduh jenner
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    wait, i thought denzel was in spain.

  28.  Drag Queen Alaska Thunderfuck RuPauls Drag Race Season 5 Premiere
    broduh jenner
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    alaska idontgiveafuck

  29. Kimberly Stewart Nipples No Bra Holding Daughter Delilah
    broduh jenner
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    KITTY SANCHEZ

  30. Courtney Love
    broduh jenner
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    after courtney’s performance it was just called, “the bar”

  31. Jennifer Lopez Butt Legs Short Jumper Leather Boots
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    What happened to her face? I barely recognized her.

    • Throb the Wonder Mule

      YES, exactly what I was thinking……….Plastic Surgery??? That line filler plumping crap?
      Her face looks good, just don’t look like her.

      How much for a “Jenny From The Block?” LOL

  32. Lady Gaga Cupping Marks On Back In Bathtub Terry Richardson
    Vlad
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    Gaga is so cutting edge, she now has sex with octopuses…err, octopi…err, octopodes….hey look! it’s Octopussy!

  33. Denzel Washington Derpface El Hormiguero
    Vlad
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    And when I clap my hands, you awaken refreshed and not remember Carbon Copy.

  34. Tara Reid Drunk Ripped Jeans
    Vlad
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    First of all, keep ‘em out of the light, they hate bright light…. oh, SONOFABITCH!

  35. Arnold Schwarzenegger Eating Ice Cream The Last Stand Premiere London
    Vlad
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    Gahahahahlalgghahahggaah! Brain Freeze!

    It might be a tumor.

    It’s not a toomah!

  36. Hilary Duff Yoga Pants
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    Beautiful.

  37. Tara Reid Drunk Ripped Jeans
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    What a waste.

  38. Amanda Seyfried Peter Sarsgaard Lovelace Portraits Sundance Film Festival
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    Wrong one Amanda, you want the tall blonde one with short hair and no facial hair.

  39. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Face Wrinkles RuPauls Drag Race Season 5 Premiere
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    Runner up on Drag Race?

  40. Drew Lacey Laying Onstage The Package Tour
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    So this is what the hot teenage girls that were your fans look like 15 years later. Bieber, this is your future.

  41. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Face Wrinkles RuPauls Drag Race Season 5 Premiere
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    She won.

  42. Jaimie Alexander Cleavage Legs Minidress The Last Stand Premiere London
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    Very sexy.

  43. Arnold Schwarzenegger Eating Ice Cream The Last Stand Premiere London
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    Tune in tomorrow when Arnold will be appearing at the last showing of “The Last Stand.”

  44. Lisa Rinna Nipples No Bra
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    I’ve never seen Donald Duck wearing pants before. I almost didn’t recognize him.

  45. Ellen Hollman Butt Spartacus War Of The Damned Premiere
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    This is what Taylor Swift thinks she looks like.

  46. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Face Wrinkles RuPauls Drag Race Season 5 Premiere
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    Freckles on tits makes her irresistible regardless of age!

  47. Rupert Everett Tired Sick Old Gray Hair
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    The queen is dead.

  48. Rupert Everett Tired Sick Old Gray Hair
    GG
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    He should have stayed in the closet.

  49. Uma Thurman Armani Prive Couture Spring Summer Fashion Show
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    The black guy from Reno 911 ! !
    You go son !

  50. Kimberly Stewart Nipples No Bra Holding Daughter Delilah
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    Nice nips.

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