Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which is surprisingly abundant despite every available paparazzi resource being called to Sundance for the impossible task of covering everybody Alexander Skarsgard is banging. “We’re gonna need more cameras, and like, a fuckload of midwives,” they could be heard yelling from the make-shift birthing tents that now outnumber the theaters there. The good news is we’ve still got Denzel Washington on El Hormiguero (Enough said.), Drew Lachey onstage for ‘The Package Tour,’ which if you wanted to calculate the average weight of the ticket holders would require a truck scale, and finally, Arnold Schwarzenegger sampling Ben & Jerry’s newest flavor, Mexican Maid In Manhattan™.
Calling it now, Alaska Thunderfuck in ’16, get on board people,
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damn kris jenner lost a lot of weight. I guess her evil power came from her fat reserves
I doubt very much that having sex with her would feel like warm apple pie. Not now, anyway.
More like an avocado.
Or an artichoke.
And you wonder why American is going down the fucking toilet.
Hot… and excellent posture, to boot!
I’m sorry, who is this tour aimed at? Loveless twentysomething girls reliving their boy-band crushes from 10-15 years ago? Yeesh. I don’t look forward to when their middle-age Twilight moment comes in 10 or 20 years. Maybe I’ll luck out and be dead by then.
“My, what a lovely post… oh, look. Hundreds of paparazzi taking pictures of my ass. How unexpected!”
What’s with all the naysayers? She looks good, and always has. She’s got lovely orbs, which you can catch a glimpse of in Species.
“Amanda, show us YOUR Sundance beard”.
Somewhere in these pictures there’s always an aging, leathery faced, former playmate, gold digging trophy girlfriend searching for meaning in her soulless existence saying it all with her eyes….her dead, lifeless eyes.
“In my next film I’ll be playing you. Any tips? Like, what do you use to make your skin so chocolate brown and how do you get it off later…???”
“10 Things I Hate About You” was a long fucking time ago.
More like “10 Things I Hate About Myself” these days amirite?
There’s something “Dublin” in my pants right now.
Everybody loves Raymond.
“Ellen, do you like movies about gladiators?”
And to think I told Captain Oveur I didn’t like movies about gladiators.
I swear there’s more tail at this Spartacus premiere than there was in the original Spartacus movie. Unless you count that scene where Laurence Olivier comes on to Tony Curtis.
You gotta respect a thespian who knows the exact facial expression to a pedostache.
I didn’t even know greenorange was a color.
Ooo she escaped the Kraken.
Washed up…on stage.
“ah poo poo, ah foo foo…ah, doodly foo pew pew”
While you’re down there…
Bertneys prego again?! Damn!
In this episode of the Walking Dead…
Out the way…lips coming through!
a picture of dorian gay
wait, i thought denzel was in spain.
alaska idontgiveafuck
KITTY SANCHEZ
after courtney’s performance it was just called, “the bar”
What happened to her face? I barely recognized her.
YES, exactly what I was thinking……….Plastic Surgery??? That line filler plumping crap?
Her face looks good, just don’t look like her.
How much for a “Jenny From The Block?” LOL
Gaga is so cutting edge, she now has sex with octopuses…err, octopi…err, octopodes….hey look! it’s Octopussy!
And when I clap my hands, you awaken refreshed and not remember Carbon Copy.
First of all, keep ‘em out of the light, they hate bright light…. oh, SONOFABITCH!
Gahahahahlalgghahahggaah! Brain Freeze!
It might be a tumor.
It’s not a toomah!
Beautiful.
What a waste.
Wrong one Amanda, you want the tall blonde one with short hair and no facial hair.
Runner up on Drag Race?
So this is what the hot teenage girls that were your fans look like 15 years later. Bieber, this is your future.
She won.
Very sexy.
Tune in tomorrow when Arnold will be appearing at the last showing of “The Last Stand.”
I’ve never seen Donald Duck wearing pants before. I almost didn’t recognize him.
This is what Taylor Swift thinks she looks like.
Freckles on tits makes her irresistible regardless of age!
The queen is dead.
He should have stayed in the closet.
The black guy from Reno 911 ! !
You go son !
Nice nips.