The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.23.13

January 23rd, 2013 // 394 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which is surprisingly abundant despite every available paparazzi resource being called to Sundance for the impossible task of covering everybody Alexander Skarsgard is banging. “We’re gonna need more cameras, and like, a fuckload of midwives,” they could be heard yelling from the make-shift birthing tents that now outnumber the theaters there. The good news is we’ve still got Denzel Washington on El Hormiguero (Enough said.), Drew Lachey onstage for ‘The Package Tour,’ which if you wanted to calculate the average weight of the ticket holders would require a truck scale, and finally, Arnold Schwarzenegger sampling Ben & Jerry’s newest flavor, Mexican Maid In Manhattan™.

Calling it now, Alaska Thunderfuck in ’16, get on board people,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lady Gaga Cupping Marks On Back In Bathtub Terry Richardson
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    Maybe THAT’S what happened to her face?

  2. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Make Up Twitter
    B&WMinstrel
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    Takes a lot of slap to make a slapper

  3. Margeaux Raymond Bikini
    Karma's Bastard Child
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    I like everything from the neck down and from the neck up it’s OK. So, I’m happy. No, wait. Give me two more minutes then I’ll be happy.

  4. Velvet Sky Cleavage Maximum Impact Tour
    B&WMinstrel
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    They couldn’t start until cardboard Nicki Minaj showed up

  5. Drew Lacey Laying Onstage The Package Tour
    CK
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    A LOT of chubbies here…

  6. Daniel Day-Lewis
    B&WMinstrel
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    Heads it is!

  7.  Drag Queen Alaska Thunderfuck RuPauls Drag Race Season 5 Premiere
    B&WMinstrel
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    The nights aren’t that long

  8. Luna Rioumina Cleavage Spartacus War Of The Damned Premiere
    Stacy
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    Looks like Megan Fox to me.

  9. Jennifer Lopez Butt Legs Short Jumper Leather Boots
    Rick
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    Dressing like a whore: it’s not as if she can rely on her “singing” or “acting” “talent”.

  10. Anna Hutchison Cleavage Spartacus War Of The Damned Premiere
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    After 2 pics, I am sold on this movie.

  11. Rupert Everett Tired Sick Old Gray Hair
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    This is just horribly sad.

  12. Lady Gaga Cupping Marks On Back In Bathtub Terry Richardson
    jenny
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    those are traditional Chinese suction cups therapy. (applying pressure on glass cups on the back to stimulate blood circulation) Its popular in China. I have had them. and the marks go away in a week or so.

  13. Denzel Washington Derpface El Hormiguero
    anonymous
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    I think that guy needs to explain it to him like he was a four year old.

  14. Hilary Duff Yoga Pants
    anonymous
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    Checkmate! Jessica Simpson and Weight Watchers.

  15. Daniel Day-Lewis
    Hank E. Ring
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    You know I just portrayed Lincoln, I free’d y’all, now git out of my chair.

  16. Uma Thurman Armani Prive Couture Spring Summer Fashion Show
    Hank E. Ring
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    Randy Jackson doesn’t like getting upstaged!

  17. Julia Stiles The Makeover Premiere
    anonymous
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    She looks in good in movies. She was hot in Silver Linings Playbook.

  18. Lisa Rinna Nipples No Bra
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    Excellent, a new season of “Deadliest Catch”.

  19. Kimberly Stewart Nipples No Bra Holding Daughter Delilah
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    ‘I swear the next time a paparazzi yells “Ms. Heche” I’m throwing this baby right at his head’

  20. Ellen Hollman Butt Spartacus War Of The Damned Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    Is she really that pretty or is that just a fabulous flattering photo?

  21. Busy Philipps Pregnant Belly
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    Busy Eating

  22. Margeaux Raymond Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    I hope she doesn’t get cantaloupe implants shoved into that cute little bosom.

  23. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Make Up Twitter
    Art-Girl
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    We’re gonna need more make-up…

  24. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Make Up Twitter
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    So, this is a guy with breast implants, right? Right?

  25. Lady Gaga Cupping Marks On Back In Bathtub Terry Richardson
    AnnaD.
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    And another uninteresting, bland photo by that overrated hack…

  26. Lady Gaga Cupping Marks On Back In Bathtub Terry Richardson
    tlmck
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    Are those hickies from a pygmy butt fucker?

  27. Hilary Duff Yoga Pants
    tlmck
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    Still needs a bit of toning, but rounding into shape very nicely.

  28. Chris Noth Lovelace Premiere Sundance Film Festival
    tlmck
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    His challenge to George Lopez for most constipated face.

  29. Busy Philipps Pregnant Belly
    tlmck
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    At least Jessica Simpson pretends to be pregnant.

  30. Jennifer Lopez Butt Legs Short Jumper Leather Boots
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    Hey…how much for a “rusty 50/50″ and a “Jenny from the block”?

  31. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Make Up Twitter
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    Is that another nipple on the bottom of her right ‘breast’

  32. Drew Lacey Laying Onstage The Package Tour
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    Beef on hoof.

  33.  Drag Queen Alaska Thunderfuck RuPauls Drag Race Season 5 Premiere
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    I can see her cock.

  34. Chris Noth Lovelace Premiere Sundance Film Festival
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    Things are bad when the most attractive thing on your face is a 4 day old mustache.

  35. Busy Philipps Pregnant Belly
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    RRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUIIIIINED!!!

  36. Jennifer Lopez Butt Legs Short Jumper Leather Boots
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    It was about 18 fuckin’ degrees in NYC yesterday, without the wind chill factor. Hookers on the stroll have to wear shit like this in that kind of weather – what’s her excuse?

  37. Tara Reid Drunk Ripped Jeans
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    Wow, did she get a facelift from the same guy that did her boobs?

  38. Arnold Schwarzenegger Eating Ice Cream The Last Stand Premiere London
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    I ODEWD SPWINKLES!!!

  39. Amanda Seyfried Peter Sarsgaard Lovelace Portraits Sundance Film Festival
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    Oh, that’s right. She’s the one starring in the movie about a porn star that blew a dog…a role that – and let’s never forget this – Lindsay Lohan didn’t get.

  40. Courtney Love
    oldfool
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    Airing out her Hole.

  41. Rupert Everett Tired Sick Old Gray Hair
    hijkmno
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    only the good die young

  42. Amanda Seyfried Peter Sarsgaard Lovelace Portraits Sundance Film Festival
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    Back when Linda Lovelace was killed, the word around town was that just before the car crashed, she blew a tire.

  43. Lisa Rinna Nipples No Bra
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    This can’t be Lisa Rinna, I can’t make out her…oh wait, never mind.

  44. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Make Up Twitter
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    Might I suggest a different brand? Perhaps Behr, maybe some Benjamin-Moore?

  45. Rupert Everett Tired Sick Old Gray Hair
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    His face is a rectangle.

  46. Hilary Duff Yoga Pants
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    Well done, Duff. Well done.

  47.  Drag Queen Alaska Thunderfuck RuPauls Drag Race Season 5 Premiere
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    Man, what a dumb name. I mean, what were Mr. and Mrs. Thunderfuck thinking?

  48. Julia Stiles The Makeover Premiere
    ajka;lfk
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    dat ass… wait.

  49. Lady Gaga Cupping Marks On Back In Bathtub Terry Richardson
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    Christians, Am I right?

  50. Busy Philipps Pregnant Belly
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    “I once got Busy in a Burger King bathroom.”

    Humpty Hump, you’re a wild man.

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