Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which is surprisingly abundant despite every available paparazzi resource being called to Sundance for the impossible task of covering everybody Alexander Skarsgard is banging. “We’re gonna need more cameras, and like, a fuckload of midwives,” they could be heard yelling from the make-shift birthing tents that now outnumber the theaters there. The good news is we’ve still got Denzel Washington on El Hormiguero (Enough said.), Drew Lachey onstage for ‘The Package Tour,’ which if you wanted to calculate the average weight of the ticket holders would require a truck scale, and finally, Arnold Schwarzenegger sampling Ben & Jerry’s newest flavor, Mexican Maid In Manhattan™.
Calling it now, Alaska Thunderfuck in ’16, get on board people,
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Maybe THAT’S what happened to her face?
Takes a lot of slap to make a slapper
I like everything from the neck down and from the neck up it’s OK. So, I’m happy. No, wait. Give me two more minutes then I’ll be happy.
They couldn’t start until cardboard Nicki Minaj showed up
A LOT of chubbies here…
Heads it is!
The nights aren’t that long
Looks like Megan Fox to me.
Dressing like a whore: it’s not as if she can rely on her “singing” or “acting” “talent”.
After 2 pics, I am sold on this movie.
Unfortunately it’s not a movie. It’s a STARZ Original Series on cable. I don’t subscribe to STARZ, dammit. Otherwise, I’m with ya.
This is just horribly sad.
those are traditional Chinese suction cups therapy. (applying pressure on glass cups on the back to stimulate blood circulation) Its popular in China. I have had them. and the marks go away in a week or so.
It was also done in Europe during the Middle Ages though I believe the cups were heated. It’s quakery.
I had no idea the Quakers were known for heated-cup therapy. Sometimes you learn the unlikeliest things here.
ha frank
total quakery
If it sounds like a duck……
I tried it too when my back was screwed up from martial arts. Cupping is useless.
Well, maybe to you, but it might actually help some one. What suits for one, doesn’t necessarily suite for the next.
unless it’s balls…then it’s ok.
pics?
Do I really need to say it?
If you think hickeys have healing powers, you’re probably going to die.
I think that guy needs to explain it to him like he was a four year old.
Checkmate! Jessica Simpson and Weight Watchers.
You know I just portrayed Lincoln, I free’d y’all, now git out of my chair.
Randy Jackson doesn’t like getting upstaged!
looks like the guy from RENO 911.
Cedric Yarborough.
She looks in good in movies. She was hot in Silver Linings Playbook.
Excellent, a new season of “Deadliest Catch”.
‘I swear the next time a paparazzi yells “Ms. Heche” I’m throwing this baby right at his head’
Is she really that pretty or is that just a fabulous flattering photo?
Busy Eating
I hope she doesn’t get cantaloupe implants shoved into that cute little bosom.
We’re gonna need more make-up…
All that make-up and that’s the best she can do?
So, this is a guy with breast implants, right? Right?
And another uninteresting, bland photo by that overrated hack…
Are those hickies from a pygmy butt fucker?
Do you mean a pygmy who fucks butts, or someone who fucks pygmies in the butt?
Still needs a bit of toning, but rounding into shape very nicely.
His challenge to George Lopez for most constipated face.
At least Jessica Simpson pretends to be pregnant.
Hey…how much for a “rusty 50/50″ and a “Jenny from the block”?
Is that another nipple on the bottom of her right ‘breast’
Beef on hoof.
I can see her cock.
Things are bad when the most attractive thing on your face is a 4 day old mustache.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUIIIIINED!!!
It was about 18 fuckin’ degrees in NYC yesterday, without the wind chill factor. Hookers on the stroll have to wear shit like this in that kind of weather – what’s her excuse?
Wow, did she get a facelift from the same guy that did her boobs?
no, but the same guy who did her boobs did her jeans.
I ODEWD SPWINKLES!!!
Oh, that’s right. She’s the one starring in the movie about a porn star that blew a dog…a role that – and let’s never forget this – Lindsay Lohan didn’t get.
Airing out her Hole.
only the good die young
Back when Linda Lovelace was killed, the word around town was that just before the car crashed, she blew a tire.
This can’t be Lisa Rinna, I can’t make out her…oh wait, never mind.
Might I suggest a different brand? Perhaps Behr, maybe some Benjamin-Moore?
His face is a rectangle.
Well done, Duff. Well done.
Man, what a dumb name. I mean, what were Mr. and Mrs. Thunderfuck thinking?
It was that or Trig
dat ass… wait.
Christians, Am I right?
“I once got Busy in a Burger King bathroom.”
Humpty Hump, you’re a wild man.