The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.23.13

January 23rd, 2013 // 394 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which is surprisingly abundant despite every available paparazzi resource being called to Sundance for the impossible task of covering everybody Alexander Skarsgard is banging. “We’re gonna need more cameras, and like, a fuckload of midwives,” they could be heard yelling from the make-shift birthing tents that now outnumber the theaters there. The good news is we’ve still got Denzel Washington on El Hormiguero (Enough said.), Drew Lachey onstage for ‘The Package Tour,’ which if you wanted to calculate the average weight of the ticket holders would require a truck scale, and finally, Arnold Schwarzenegger sampling Ben & Jerry’s newest flavor, Mexican Maid In Manhattan™.

Calling it now, Alaska Thunderfuck in ’16, get on board people,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Uma Thurman Armani Prive Couture Spring Summer Fashion Show
    Wapshin
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    Black dudes ARE afraid of ghosts!

  2. Jaimie Alexander Cleavage Legs Minidress The Last Stand Premiere London
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    Dr. Evil’s newest model of fembot is the most lifelike yet!

  3. Drew Lacey Laying Onstage The Package Tour
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    Pay attention, ladies. Fixate on boy bands too much and this is how you’ll end up. Fat.

  4. Lady Gaga Cupping Marks On Back In Bathtub Terry Richardson
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    So then I tell my boss, “you make the Big Macs! I’m going on tour!!!!……….(can I please have my job when I get back?)

  5. Chris Noth Lovelace Premiere Sundance Film Festival
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Well, I thought Amanda’s performance was very powerf- SKARSGARD!”

  6. Chris Noth Lovelace Premiere Sundance Film Festival
    Joe
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    Even been so whacked out you snorted your own mustache off your face?

  7. Denzel Washington Derpface El Hormiguero
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    Ermahgerd! Dernzel Wershington!

  8. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage IWC Schaffhausen Race Night Event
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    Dr. Evil’s fourth-gen model fembot was truly more disturbing than arousing. Thank god for the German market.

  9. Courtney Love
    CrashHell
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    MURDERFACE MURDERFACE MURDERFACE MURDERFACE!!!!

  10. Drew Lacey Laying Onstage The Package Tour
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    So then I tell my boss, “you make the Big Macs! I’m going on tour!!!!……….(can I please have my job when I get back?)

  11. Denzel Washington Derpface El Hormiguero
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    Just out of shot, Lindsay Lohan.

  12.  Drag Queen Alaska Thunderfuck RuPauls Drag Race Season 5 Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    Because Sarah Palin wasn’t reason enough to not take Alaska seriously.

  13. Lady Gaga Cupping Marks On Back In Bathtub Terry Richardson
    jep
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    Someone should tell her that you can cure ring-worms…

  14. Hilary Duff Yoga Pants
    jep
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    MILF!!! MILF!!! MILF!!! MILF!!! MILF!!! MILF!!!

  15. Denzel Washington Derpface El Hormiguero
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    Denzel! Do you think you could play a role OTHER than an angry black man?

  16. Lisa Rinna Nipples No Bra
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    Dr. Evil’s third-generation model was effective, but placing the balancing gyroscopes in the faux-mammaries destroyed dozens of t-shirts and caused the fembots to amble carelessly.

  17. Denzel Washington Derpface El Hormiguero
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    He just read Lindsay Lohan’s tweets.

  18. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Face Wrinkles RuPauls Drag Race Season 5 Premiere
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    I can still tell RuPaul is a man in this pic.

  19. Chris Noth Lovelace Premiere Sundance Film Festival
    jep
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    He still has some blow caught in his mustache.

  20. Busy Philipps Pregnant Belly
    jep
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    Ew.

  21. Rupert Everett Tired Sick Old Gray Hair
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    The mortician is supposed to sew the eyes and mouth shut along with the anus.

  22. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Face Wrinkles RuPauls Drag Race Season 5 Premiere
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    Lindsay Lohan wishes she looked this good.

  23. Jaimie Alexander Cleavage Legs Minidress The Last Stand Premiere London
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    Nothing wrong here that removing that dress won’t fix.

  24. Busy Philipps Pregnant Belly
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    Lazy Philipps

  25. Barry Manilow Street Sign Renaming
    ThisWillHurt
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    A judge is set to hear the case against Mr. Manilow and his sexual assault on the “Manilow Way” sign.

  26. Lady Gaga Cupping Marks On Back In Bathtub Terry Richardson
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    I’m stunned it took that many tries for her soul to escape.

  27. Tara Reid Drunk Ripped Jeans
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    All Dr. Evil’s second-gen fembots had to be destroyed.

  28. Velvet Sky Cleavage Maximum Impact Tour
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    Piledriveher.

  29. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Make Up Twitter
    ThisWillHurt
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    You use make-up? Get out!

  30. Ellen Hollman Butt Spartacus War Of The Damned Premiere
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    Ellen refused to let scoliosis keep her from her dreams of doing soft-core gladiator porn.

  31. Rupert Everett Tired Sick Old Gray Hair
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    Hey Clark, Bethany and I figured out the perfect gift for you.
    You didn’t have to get me anything.
    Dammit, Bethany, he guessed it.

  32. Rupert Everett Tired Sick Old Gray Hair
    DeucePickle
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    “Ok, seriously, I’m not answering any more questions about Evil Dead.”

  33. Busy Philipps Pregnant Belly
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    And what happened, then? Well, in Cougar Town they say, Busy’s boobs & belly grew three sizes that day!

  34. Barry Manilow Street Sign Renaming
    DeucePickle
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    We are Venom

  35. Drew Lacey Laying Onstage The Package Tour
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    making the fact ugly chicks happy since… whenever people used to listen to that garbage.

  36. Kimberly Stewart Nipples No Bra Holding Daughter Delilah
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    High beam.

  37. Jennifer Lopez Butt Legs Short Jumper Leather Boots
    tlmck
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    Crap dressed like a leopard.

  38. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage IWC Schaffhausen Race Night Event
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    where’s her little fat hair handler at? probably getting her diamond dog collar re-sized.

  39. Denzel Washington Derpface El Hormiguero
    tlmck
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    I think someone just used the Spanish word negro.

  40. Julia Stiles The Makeover Premiere
    Spartacus
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    I still have a big time thing for her

  41. Margeaux Raymond Bikini
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    that’s certainly her best angle.

  42. Arnold Schwarzenegger Eating Ice Cream The Last Stand Premiere London
    tlmck
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    Must be doing DNA swabs to see how many more maids he knocked up.

  43. Anna Hutchison Cleavage Spartacus War Of The Damned Premiere
    Spartacus
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    errr, yes please

  44. Lisa Rinna Nipples No Bra
    Spartacus
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    That reminds me, need to buy some bagels.

  45. Ellen Hollman Butt Spartacus War Of The Damned Premiere
    tlmck
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    Tiger Woods just rethought that whole proposal thing.

  46. Amanda Seyfried Peter Sarsgaard Lovelace Portraits Sundance Film Festival
    alex
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    Whats with her clown feet?

  47. Hilary Duff Yoga Pants
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    Can’t get enough of that wonderful Duff!

  48. Arnold Schwarzenegger Eating Ice Cream The Last Stand Premiere London
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    Get in my choppahs!

  49. Hilary Duff Yoga Pants
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    I’d like to buff the Duff!

  50. Kimberly Stewart Nipples No Bra Holding Daughter Delilah
    mikemav
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    The baby is all like “Whatcu lookin’ at G? Those there are all MINE!”

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