The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.23.13
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which is surprisingly abundant despite every available paparazzi resource being called to Sundance for the impossible task of covering everybody Alexander Skarsgard is banging. “We’re gonna need more cameras, and like, a fuckload of midwives,” they could be heard yelling from the make-shift birthing tents that now outnumber the theaters there. The good news is we’ve still got Denzel Washington on El Hormiguero (Enough said.), Drew Lachey onstage for ‘The Package Tour,’ which if you wanted to calculate the average weight of the ticket holders would require a truck scale, and finally, Arnold Schwarzenegger sampling Ben & Jerry’s newest flavor, Mexican Maid In Manhattan™.
Calling it now, Alaska Thunderfuck in ’16, get on board people,
– Photo Boy