The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.23.13

January 23rd, 2013 // 394 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which is surprisingly abundant despite every available paparazzi resource being called to Sundance for the impossible task of covering everybody Alexander Skarsgard is banging. “We’re gonna need more cameras, and like, a fuckload of midwives,” they could be heard yelling from the make-shift birthing tents that now outnumber the theaters there. The good news is we’ve still got Denzel Washington on El Hormiguero (Enough said.), Drew Lachey onstage for ‘The Package Tour,’ which if you wanted to calculate the average weight of the ticket holders would require a truck scale, and finally, Arnold Schwarzenegger sampling Ben & Jerry’s newest flavor, Mexican Maid In Manhattan™.

Calling it now, Alaska Thunderfuck in ’16, get on board people,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jennifer Lopez Butt Legs Short Jumper Leather Boots
    BP
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    This site hereby officially sucks!
    Is that Linday Lohan with a welt on her back in pic #3?
    Is that a busty Marg Helgenbeger in pic#7?
    I’m switching to another soft core NSFW site!

  2. Tara Reid Drunk Ripped Jeans
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She’d be doing 20 consecutive life sentences if Walking Under the Influence was a crime.

  3. Kimberly Stewart Nipples No Bra Holding Daughter Delilah
    Meg's Attitude
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    Now Uma I will fantasise over…

  4.  Drag Queen Alaska Thunderfuck RuPauls Drag Race Season 5 Premiere
    Frank Burns
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    And that is why Russians never look in their back yard.

  5. Barry Manilow Street Sign Renaming
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This is definitely something we didn’t get to vote for.

  6. Courtney Love
    Meg's Attitude
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    So your grandma does do karaoke!!

  7. Julia Stiles The Makeover Premiere
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    Frown for the camera!

  8. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage IWC Schaffhausen Race Night Event
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    It’s nice that they’ve bronzed her for posterity.

  9. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Make Up Twitter
    scotta
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    All those cosmetics, and still not a single boner was had.

    Take note, Max Factor.

  10. Lisa Rinna Nipples No Bra
    karlito
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    i thought it was Mick Jaggar…but with tits.

  11. Courtney Love
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    No sweetie, you’re actually performing next door in The Has-Been Bar .

  12. Chris Noth Lovelace Premiere Sundance Film Festival
    Juch
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    Noth’s face has been frozen like this ever since he accidentally caught Sarah Jessica Parker sans clothing in her dressing room.

  13. Denzel Washington Derpface El Hormiguero
    Donkeylicks
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    This is how I felt after drinking three beers having half of a bottle of Melatonin and eating an entire bucket of KFC last night.

  14. Margeaux Raymond Bikini
    karlito
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    you could drive a truck through that gap.

  15. Drew Lacey Laying Onstage The Package Tour
    Juch
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    The audience must have thought there were donuts in the package.

  16. Lisa Rinna Nipples No Bra
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    Look, I’ll let you take a good shot if you’ll loan me a bicycle pump.

  17. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Make Up Twitter
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    May I suggest a roller brush? Something designed for HEAVY coverage.

  18. Chris Noth Lovelace Premiere Sundance Film Festival
    Donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    This is how I felt before the beer, Melatonin and KFC took hold.

  19. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Make Up Twitter
    TeamAmerica
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish her face wasn’t so busted more than I wish for a solution to global hunger. At least with hunger I’m not conflicted with ‘This is such a bad thing from the neck up’.

  20. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Face Wrinkles RuPauls Drag Race Season 5 Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Smile for the cameras, Marg . . . That’s the best you can do, huh? Whatever.”

  21. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Face Wrinkles RuPauls Drag Race Season 5 Premiere
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    Hot mess

  22. Margeaux Raymond Bikini
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    Uh, I’m not just tits and ass you know, I’m also an Ivy League graduate…..

    Ha, I’m just kidding. Take a picture of my tits.

  23. Rupert Everett Tired Sick Old Gray Hair
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    “I’ll take “Heart Disease” for $300, Alex.”

  24. Hilary Duff Yoga Pants
    TeamAmerica
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    @Gary
    And this one is attractive

  25. Julia Stiles The Makeover Premiere
    Donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    You’d frown too if a movie poster was showing you the most attention that you’ve received from a man in well over a decade.

  26. Drew Lacey Laying Onstage The Package Tour
    DoucheNozzle
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    That chick is asking her friend “Do you know who the hell this douche is?”

  27. Denzel Washington Derpface El Hormiguero
    The Dude
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    .
    You NEVER go Full Retard !

  28. Ellen Hollman Butt Spartacus War Of The Damned Premiere
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    MORE OF HER PLEASE

  29. Amanda Seyfried Peter Sarsgaard Lovelace Portraits Sundance Film Festival
    chicka
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    no, they got it right, Sarsgaard. Skarsgård is the other guy.

  30. Uma Thurman Armani Prive Couture Spring Summer Fashion Show
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    “Aww SHIT. And I was gonna wank it ta Kill Bill tonight too”

  31. Julia Stiles The Makeover Premiere
    TeamAmerica
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    Is it possible her cheeks are so heavy that smiling is now a physical impossibility?

  32. Julia Stiles The Makeover Premiere
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    I bet Dexter is really regretting he hit this and got dumped by his wife/costar

    • As much as I’d enjoy nailing Julia Stiles, Jennifer Carpenter is hotter by a longshot. Now, if they did each other… well, let’s just say I’d buy that for a dollar.

  33. Jennifer Lopez Butt Legs Short Jumper Leather Boots
    catapostrophe
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    Those don’t look like cougar spots.

  34. Lisa Rinna Nipples No Bra
    Commented on this photo:

    “herr de herr, de herrrrrrrrrr”

  35. Hilary Duff Yoga Pants
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Please hand over the shades, the purse and the coffee and no one gets hurt.

  36. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage IWC Schaffhausen Race Night Event
    chicka
    Commented on this photo:

    next stop: Real Housewives

    • I was going to make some crack about her having to be a wife first, but Anal Boy here just had to check and it turns out that she’s still been technically married this whole time she’s been whoring her ass around. WTF.

  37. Courtney Love
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “You all have about 5 seconds to run before the meth kicks in! Please observe the emergency exits on either side of the stage if you don’t want me to skewer you with my mic stand!”

  38. Margeaux Raymond Bikini
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    I would go full pervert on this woman in bed.

    If she looked at my face at any point in time, however, I would look like I was murdering a puppy while being electrocuted.

  39. Julia Stiles The Makeover Premiere
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s got short arms and Martha Stewart’s face.

  40. Jennifer Lopez Butt Legs Short Jumper Leather Boots
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    Damn, Wilma Flintstone looks terrific these days!

  41. Jennifer Lopez Butt Legs Short Jumper Leather Boots
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    She finally decided to dress to suit her personality.

  42. Jennifer Lopez Butt Legs Short Jumper Leather Boots
    Nonny Moose
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    She’s hooking on the side, now?

  43. Uma Thurman Armani Prive Couture Spring Summer Fashion Show
    cagster
    Commented on this photo:

    Holding her crotch so no more babies fall out.

  44. Amanda Seyfried Peter Sarsgaard Lovelace Portraits Sundance Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    Amanda is so pretty.

    • She really is, and they’ve given her the role of Linda Lovelace? Amanda is WAY too pretty to be Linda Lovelace. Lovelace, while a valiant and talented cocksucker, especially back in those days, was NOT especially pretty.

  45. Barry Manilow Street Sign Renaming
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    The sign of a great singer is his breath control.

  46. Ellen Hollman Butt Spartacus War Of The Damned Premiere
    poop
    Commented on this photo:

    Cameron Diaz?

  47. Amanda Seyfried Peter Sarsgaard Lovelace Portraits Sundance Film Festival
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    This photo is brought to you by Mike’s Hard Lemonade and window-less vans.

  48. Jennifer Lopez Butt Legs Short Jumper Leather Boots
    Commented on this photo:

    Her boot soles stained in the blood of young backup dancers she humps and dumps.

  49. Uma Thurman Armani Prive Couture Spring Summer Fashion Show
    CrashHell
    Commented on this photo:

    “TEE HEE! Oh MA Gerd you guys! I just said “Candyman” the whole time I was in the bathroom. What a jip!”

  50. Arnold Schwarzenegger Eating Ice Cream The Last Stand Premiere London
    Commented on this photo:

    “Thees tinee ahs kreem iz deleeshuz. I conzoom abowt tventiee uf zem evriee naught, now zat Mareeah haz lefft.”

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