Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which is surprisingly abundant despite every available paparazzi resource being called to Sundance for the impossible task of covering everybody Alexander Skarsgard is banging. “We’re gonna need more cameras, and like, a fuckload of midwives,” they could be heard yelling from the make-shift birthing tents that now outnumber the theaters there. The good news is we’ve still got Denzel Washington on El Hormiguero (Enough said.), Drew Lachey onstage for ‘The Package Tour,’ which if you wanted to calculate the average weight of the ticket holders would require a truck scale, and finally, Arnold Schwarzenegger sampling Ben & Jerry’s newest flavor, Mexican Maid In Manhattan™.
Calling it now, Alaska Thunderfuck in ’16, get on board people,
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*sigh*
You shouldn’t have exposed her to water! Now more Gaga’s are hatching out of her back!
hahahha nice
Rihanna’s jealous of those bruises.
The package tour? Seriously? Uhmmmm yeah small packages, that is all
Big things come for small packages.
Wow, she climbed a small stop to “looks like a porn star” from “Oh wow she is about to hold me down and rape me”… Good job, Jodie.
Hey! Hey! I freed your people. Now get me a Guiness!
Who’s over the hill, partially paralyzed, incest-obsessed, bald, douche and has 2 thumbs?
This guy right here..
“I quit CSI and this is the best gig I can get? Where’s my agent? Get him on the phone!”
I’d be more than willing to give her a sample of my DNA.
Dayummm…
Stupid site re-design…
For a moment I thought Jennifer Aniston but the nips weren’t blazing so I knew I was wrong.
Exactly what I was about to say.
All right so who stole Kim Kardashian’s underwear harness???
Busy got busy at Burger King.
Those are some Whoppers all right.
She’s pregnant.
So when is she giving birth to the Grimace Jr.?
Yikes!
Always had a thing for her….
When did he pass away?
Strange, why is she bathing in a contractor grade bathtub?
because she is probably at Terry’s place and he spends all of his money on crack and whores.
Me reading the comments on a Superficial political entry.
If I’d only known you had nice fake tits all along.
Did she eat her feelings when Cougar Town got moved to TBS?
I’ll eat her feelings, if you know what I mean.
I like fat chicks. That’s what I mean.
Stop harassing her! If she doesn’t get to daycare to pick up her boyfriend by 3, they charge extra.
Me reading the comments on a Superficial political entry.
Poor ditz. It’s “Skarsgard” with a “k”, dear.
FUCKING YES, PHOTO BOY! ALASKA THUNDERFUCK!
The Makeover was obviously not for Julia.
I concede jealousy in regards to wishing a fiery leprocy-laden death upon you for your smokin hot wife, but you can keep the herds moo’ing your name.
Fark. Didn’t know there was more than one Lachey.
It all still applies except for the hot wife thing.
Hey a rodeo clown with jugs!
The offspring of a Juggalo and Nicki Minaj.
Performing their new song “The Hardest Thing (is my prostate)”
Never would have guessed that the aerobics floor at Curves doubled as a stage.
Looks like a younger version of Lindsay Lohan.
Somehow The Joker just doesn’t seem as intimidating since the sex change.
Would you like a refill on your embalming fluid, sir?
The girl in green is happy she didn’t “win” The Package Tour gangbang.
That prize isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. She would have basically been relegated to holding the camcorder while the guys did each other backstage.
Perfect candidate for Secretary of the Interior.
Playing at Jimmy Korski’s 5th birthday party.
Mutton – no strike that – elephant dressed as lamb…
Now we know where Gaga got those hickeys.
Your move, Henry Winkler.
That’s the best I’ve seen Madonna look in a long time.
That’s a New York apartment – having any bathtub is a luxury
I still fantasize about her. But now most of them end with her puking on me.
All tour, no package – sigh…
Looks like a high priced latina call girl heading to a Park Avenue Hotel to me!
What makes her look high priced? She just looks like a hooker.
Apparently the guy just said “It’s Inconceivable” about 30 times.
Those are the marks from being poked with the ten foot poles.
We could spot the early models really easy. They had rubber skin.
good one!
Stupid clothes stopped getting her attention, so now she’s opting for self-torture . . . and by that I mean forcing herself to take a bath.
This dude has some nice titties.
I’ve got to give it to her. The girl really rocks my grandmother’s curtains.
Introducing the new junior congressperson from AK
The street dead-ends in 1978.
Brilliant.
The cloth is concealing part of the sign – it actually says “Manilow – no way”
Al Roker protect!