The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.23.13

January 23rd, 2013 // 394 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which is surprisingly abundant despite every available paparazzi resource being called to Sundance for the impossible task of covering everybody Alexander Skarsgard is banging. “We’re gonna need more cameras, and like, a fuckload of midwives,” they could be heard yelling from the make-shift birthing tents that now outnumber the theaters there. The good news is we’ve still got Denzel Washington on El Hormiguero (Enough said.), Drew Lachey onstage for ‘The Package Tour,’ which if you wanted to calculate the average weight of the ticket holders would require a truck scale, and finally, Arnold Schwarzenegger sampling Ben & Jerry’s newest flavor, Mexican Maid In Manhattan™.

Calling it now, Alaska Thunderfuck in ’16, get on board people,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Lady Gaga Cupping Marks On Back In Bathtub Terry Richardson
    USDA Prime McBeef, MD
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    *sigh*

  2. Lady Gaga Cupping Marks On Back In Bathtub Terry Richardson
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    Rihanna’s jealous of those bruises.

  3. Drew Lacey Laying Onstage The Package Tour
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    The package tour? Seriously? Uhmmmm yeah small packages, that is all

  4. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Make Up Twitter
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    Wow, she climbed a small stop to “looks like a porn star” from “Oh wow she is about to hold me down and rape me”… Good job, Jodie.

  5. Daniel Day-Lewis
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    Hey! Hey! I freed your people. Now get me a Guiness!

  6. Hulk Hogan
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    Who’s over the hill, partially paralyzed, incest-obsessed, bald, douche and has 2 thumbs?
    This guy right here..

  7. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Face Wrinkles RuPauls Drag Race Season 5 Premiere
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    “I quit CSI and this is the best gig I can get? Where’s my agent? Get him on the phone!”

  8. Jaimie Alexander Cleavage Legs Minidress The Last Stand Premiere London
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    Dayummm…

  9. Hilary Duff Yoga Pants
    Gary Grant
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    For a moment I thought Jennifer Aniston but the nips weren’t blazing so I knew I was wrong.

  10. Barry Manilow Street Sign Renaming
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    All right so who stole Kim Kardashian’s underwear harness???

  11. Busy Philipps Pregnant Belly
    Gary Grant
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    Busy got busy at Burger King.

  12. Tara Reid Drunk Ripped Jeans
    Gary Grant
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    Yikes!

  13. Julia Stiles The Makeover Premiere
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    Always had a thing for her….

  14. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Face Wrinkles RuPauls Drag Race Season 5 Premiere
    Little Tongue
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    When did he pass away?

  15. Lady Gaga Cupping Marks On Back In Bathtub Terry Richardson
    nadsak
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    Strange, why is she bathing in a contractor grade bathtub?

  16. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Make Up Twitter
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    Me reading the comments on a Superficial political entry.

  17. Busy Philipps Pregnant Belly
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    Did she eat her feelings when Cougar Town got moved to TBS?

  18. Jennifer Lopez Butt Legs Short Jumper Leather Boots
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    Stop harassing her! If she doesn’t get to daycare to pick up her boyfriend by 3, they charge extra.

  19. Denzel Washington Derpface El Hormiguero
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    Me reading the comments on a Superficial political entry.

  20. Amanda Seyfried Peter Sarsgaard Lovelace Portraits Sundance Film Festival
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    Poor ditz. It’s “Skarsgard” with a “k”, dear.

  21.  Drag Queen Alaska Thunderfuck RuPauls Drag Race Season 5 Premiere
    Jeremy
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    FUCKING YES, PHOTO BOY! ALASKA THUNDERFUCK!

  22. Julia Stiles The Makeover Premiere
    Alison
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    The Makeover was obviously not for Julia.

  23. Drew Lacey Laying Onstage The Package Tour
    TeamAmerica
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    I concede jealousy in regards to wishing a fiery leprocy-laden death upon you for your smokin hot wife, but you can keep the herds moo’ing your name.

    • TeamAmerica

      Fark. Didn’t know there was more than one Lachey.
      It all still applies except for the hot wife thing.

  24. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Make Up Twitter
    Mr. Ed
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    Hey a rodeo clown with jugs!

  25. Drew Lacey Laying Onstage The Package Tour
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    Performing their new song “The Hardest Thing (is my prostate)”

  26. Drew Lacey Laying Onstage The Package Tour
    Frank Burns
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    Never would have guessed that the aerobics floor at Curves doubled as a stage.

  27. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Face Wrinkles RuPauls Drag Race Season 5 Premiere
    Smapdi
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    Looks like a younger version of Lindsay Lohan.

  28. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Make Up Twitter
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    Somehow The Joker just doesn’t seem as intimidating since the sex change.

  29. Rupert Everett Tired Sick Old Gray Hair
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    Would you like a refill on your embalming fluid, sir?

  30. Drew Lacey Laying Onstage The Package Tour
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The girl in green is happy she didn’t “win” The Package Tour gangbang.

    • That prize isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. She would have basically been relegated to holding the camcorder while the guys did each other backstage.

  31.  Drag Queen Alaska Thunderfuck RuPauls Drag Race Season 5 Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    Perfect candidate for Secretary of the Interior.

  32. Courtney Love
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    Playing at Jimmy Korski’s 5th birthday party.

  33. Jennifer Lopez Butt Legs Short Jumper Leather Boots
    Meg's Attitude
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    Mutton – no strike that – elephant dressed as lamb…

  34. Lisa Rinna Nipples No Bra
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    Now we know where Gaga got those hickeys.

  35. Hulk Hogan
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    Your move, Henry Winkler.

  36. Courtney Love
    Frank Burns
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    That’s the best I’ve seen Madonna look in a long time.

  37. Lady Gaga Cupping Marks On Back In Bathtub Terry Richardson
    Meg's Attitude
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    That’s a New York apartment – having any bathtub is a luxury

  38. Tara Reid Drunk Ripped Jeans
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    I still fantasize about her. But now most of them end with her puking on me.

  39. Drew Lacey Laying Onstage The Package Tour
    Meg's Attitude
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    All tour, no package – sigh…

  40. Jennifer Lopez Butt Legs Short Jumper Leather Boots
    BP
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    Looks like a high priced latina call girl heading to a Park Avenue Hotel to me!

  41. Denzel Washington Derpface El Hormiguero
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Apparently the guy just said “It’s Inconceivable” about 30 times.

  42. Lady Gaga Cupping Marks On Back In Bathtub Terry Richardson
    Rhettro
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    Those are the marks from being poked with the ten foot poles.

  43. Arnold Schwarzenegger Eating Ice Cream The Last Stand Premiere London
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    We could spot the early models really easy. They had rubber skin.

  44. Lady Gaga Cupping Marks On Back In Bathtub Terry Richardson
    Juch
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    Stupid clothes stopped getting her attention, so now she’s opting for self-torture . . . and by that I mean forcing herself to take a bath.

  45. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Face Wrinkles RuPauls Drag Race Season 5 Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This dude has some nice titties.

  46. Jaimie Alexander Cleavage Legs Minidress The Last Stand Premiere London
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    I’ve got to give it to her. The girl really rocks my grandmother’s curtains.

  47.  Drag Queen Alaska Thunderfuck RuPauls Drag Race Season 5 Premiere
    Meg's Attitude
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    Introducing the new junior congressperson from AK

  48. Barry Manilow Street Sign Renaming
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    The street dead-ends in 1978.

  49. Barry Manilow Street Sign Renaming
    Meg's Attitude
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    The cloth is concealing part of the sign – it actually says “Manilow – no way”

  50. Uma Thurman Armani Prive Couture Spring Summer Fashion Show
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    Al Roker protect!

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