The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.22.14

January 22nd, 2014 // 408 Comments

Yes, her whole butt’s in the first pi– And you’re gone already..

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m just going to come right out and say has a picture of Prince Charles holding a penis pump and you’re going to say “Dude, that’s an airhorn,” and I’m going to say you were the asshole who told your little brother Santa isn’t real, aren’t you? Just let me have this. We’ve also got Jennifer Lopez on the set of Paz de la Huerta: All 15 Of My Minutes Were Spent Doing Anal, Andy Milonakis who’s going by ‘Lindsay’ now, and this Russian rapper who Putin just saw and said “There is no reason to think this man performed unspeakable sexual acts upon these women and disposed of their bodies by feeding them to bears. We have the situation completely under control.”

Seriously, how did the entire world go “Olympics in Russia, huh? Eh, fuck it, What could go wrong?”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Russian Rapper GeeGun Denis Ustimenko Vainstein Big Booty Ho Swimsuit Music Video
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    I like big butts and I cannot lie…but this is fucking ridiculous.

  2. Georges Kern Karolina Kurkova Salon International De La Haute Horlogerie IWC Schaffhausen Watch Launch
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    “Ohhhh, don’t say I’m too short for you. Look—I’m the perfect height to suckle your breasts.”

  3. Melissa Gilbert Holding Small Dog Wearing Fur Coat And Sneakers GMA
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    Looks like they cast the wrong girl to play the blind Ingalls daughter.

  4. Aubrey ODay Butt Bikini Instagram
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    You know how I know I’m getting old? The first thing I thought was, “Man, I’m glad I’m not doing her laundry…P.U.”.

  5. Kate Barker Froyland Anne Hathaway Shaved Hair Song One Premiere Sundance Film Festival
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    “then I thought- well, should I do skrillex or annie hall? but why limit myself!”

  6. Georges Kern Karolina Kurkova Salon International De La Haute Horlogerie IWC Schaffhausen Watch Launch
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    “yes, Karolina. we’ve been over it a million times. that is your
    l-e-f-t hand. now hurry up we have an opening to attend!”

  7. Lindsay Kay Hayward Cleavage Hooker Dress Sundance Film Festival Portrait Studio
    CK
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    Coco canNOT photoshop worth a damn.

  8. Melissa Gilbert Holding Small Dog Wearing Fur Coat And Sneakers GMA
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    like mother like DOGhter…i’ll see myself out.

  9. Lindsay Kay Hayward Cleavage Hooker Dress Sundance Film Festival Portrait Studio
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    LOL LOOK AT HER SPANX

  10. Edward Norton Shirtless Beer Belly
    AnnaD.
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    Skinny fat

  11. Zac Efron Hugging Female Fan Facebook Headquarters
    AnnaD.
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    You can let it all go between some bitch tits.

  12. Jennifer Lopez Cracked Out Homeless
    dennis
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    Even homeless looking, I bet that outfit she is wearing is worth more than my car.

  13. Taylor Momsen Naked Butt Huge Back Tattoo Album Cover Twitter
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    In your ass? If you insist.

  14. Jennifer Lopez Cracked Out Homeless
    swalteer
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    Im still Jenny on the rock, Im still, Im still Jenny on the rock

  15. Zac Efron Hugging Female Fan Facebook Headquarters
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    “Where is Zuckerberg, I was told I would get to spend some quality alone time with Zuckerberg”

  16. Melissa Gilbert Holding Small Dog Wearing Fur Coat And Sneakers GMA
    AnnaD.
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    That dog looks absolutely THRILLED to have shoes on.

  17. Ashton Kutcher Driving Mila Kunis Hiding Face
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    Yep, we understand your shame Mila.

  18. Steven Tyler Perv Moustache Cigar Fur Boa
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    That shitfest he has on is probably at least $20K, WTF?

  19. Daniel Craig Suspenders White Shoes Middle Finger
    coljack
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    Geez, all I said was: “Why is James Bond dressed like Urkel?”

  20. Kelly Brook Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
    dennis
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    It’s nice of her but I really don’t need more copies I have a 5K version of this pic where you can see the individual grains of sand on her boobs.

  21. Lindsay Kay Hayward Cleavage Hooker Dress Sundance Film Festival Portrait Studio
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    She clearly needs Kim and Khloe’s special made titanium Spanx, the regular stuff is just not strong enough.

  22. Russian Rapper GeeGun Denis Ustimenko Vainstein Big Booty Ho Swimsuit Music Video
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    I just feel embarrassed for him really.

  23. Colbie Caillat Butt Tight Jeans 7th Annual Grammy Week Event Honoring Neil Young
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    I love her. Saw her live once. Girl can really sing.

  24. Ray Liotta Red Face Totem Cirque Du Soleil Opening
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    Did they bring him there to be a bouncer? Ray looks like he’s going to mess someone up.

  25. Russian Rapper GeeGun Denis Ustimenko Vainstein Big Booty Ho Swimsuit Music Video
    dennis
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    Damn….he didn’t have to pay them to stand there did he?

    You can find better looking chicks with fitter asses just going to a beach in Miami and randomly standing on the sand.

  26. Ryan O'Neal Fat Gut Wiping Mouth With Shirt
    Wrynoceros
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    Whoops, left a little snack down here from breakfast…

  27. Aubrey ODay Butt Bikini Instagram
    John Cocktosen
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    Where the arrow on Taylor Momsen should have pointed to.

  28. Daniel Craig Suspenders White Shoes Middle Finger
    Wrynoceros
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    You were always a cunning linguist James

  29. Taylor Momsen Naked Butt Huge Back Tattoo Album Cover Twitter
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    100% yawn.

  30. Sophie Marceau Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Christopher Lambert Fashion Week Paris
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    Still love him.

  31. Jenna Jameson Cleavage Terrible Facial Plastic Surgery Latex Dress Whisky A Go Go 50th Anniversary
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    It’s….sort of like she got pimp-slapped by Picaso.

  32. Russian Rapper GeeGun Denis Ustimenko Vainstein Big Booty Ho Swimsuit Music Video
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    Holy Balls!!!! There is just SOOOOOO much wrong with this picture. I don’t even know where to start….

  33. Russian Rapper GeeGun Denis Ustimenko Vainstein Big Booty Ho Swimsuit Music Video
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    Gah!!!! Kill it!! Kill it with fire!!!!!

  34. Edward Norton Shirtless Beer Belly
    Helena Handbasket
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    You shouldn’t go swimming after eating – especially in L.A.

  35. Zac Efron Hugging Female Fan Facebook Headquarters
    Helena Handbasket
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    She looks x-static. He looks like he’s paying the rent.

  36. Audrina Patridge Buttcheek Cutoff Jean Shorts
    Helena Handbasket
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    Are her wrists made of taffy?

  37. Jason Alexander Bald No Hairpiece Totem Cirque Du Soleil Opening
    oldfool
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    The “Summer of George” reached it’s logical conclusion.

  38. Kelly Brook Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
    oldfool
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    What do you call it when you’re tit fucking her as she tosses your salad? Cleveland Trombone?

  39. Russian Rapper GeeGun Denis Ustimenko Vainstein Big Booty Ho Swimsuit Music Video
    Walter Peck
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    Kilimanjaro rises like O-limp-ass above her Serengeti.

  40. Brian Cox Scarf The Weir Press Night
    DML
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    His chin looks like a pair of testicles. Must be a lighting thing.

  41. Russian Rapper GeeGun Denis Ustimenko Vainstein Big Booty Ho Swimsuit Music Video
    sc4play
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    ‘I like big butts and I cannot lie’ sang Denis the Menace!

  42. Lindsay Kay Hayward Cleavage Hooker Dress Sundance Film Festival Portrait Studio
    Haywood Jablome
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    From the twitter “I’m a 6’8 1/4 tall actress, living & working in LA. I’ve starred in two feature films & hold the Guinness World Record for Tallest Actress in a Leading Role.” Leading role? When the fuck did they re-make Harry and the Henderson’s?

  43. Daniel Craig Suspenders White Shoes Middle Finger
    dennis
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    Flipping someone the bird just isn’t as badass when you are wearing bright pink shoelaces.

  44. Jenna Dewan Tatum Cleavage Ocean Drive Magazine Anniversary Event
    dennis
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    And yet somehow Warner Bros goes and finds the one chick without blue eyes and boobs to play Wonder Woman.

  45. Olivia Wilde Butt Tight Jeans Pregnant Belly
    dennis
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    Poor dog probably has to use hair product to keep that do.

  46. Russian Rapper GeeGun Denis Ustimenko Vainstein Big Booty Ho Swimsuit Music Video
    Lou Braccant
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    Haha what a great name, Ustinko Shitstain, looking at those chicks, must be a fan of cottage cheese!

  47. Taylor Momsen Naked Butt Huge Back Tattoo Album Cover Twitter
    EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER
    Commented on this photo:

    “FUK U DAD! I’LL TAKE IT UP THE ASS IF I WANT!! FUK U MOM! I’M RECKLESS AND I LUV IT!”

  48. Ray Liotta Red Face Totem Cirque Du Soleil Opening
    Fish
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    Looks like a real life Michael Myers mask.

  49. Lindsay Kay Hayward Cleavage Hooker Dress Sundance Film Festival Portrait Studio
    Dr Plaid
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    The amount of stress loading in this picture is amazing: The weight on the stool due to the angle she is sitting on it. The p.s.i pressure on her spanks has to be over the manufacturers limit. The straps on her dress must be carbon fiber reinforced. The lens on the camera didn’t crack. I’m amazed the fire Marshal didn’t shut down the whole photo shoot! I hope the photographer got hazard pay.

  50. Taylor Momsen Naked Butt Huge Back Tattoo Album Cover Twitter
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    I think this girl would be a sexual fun time in the sack.

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