The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.22.14

January 22nd, 2014 // 408 Comments

Yes, her whole butt’s in the first pi– And you’re gone already..

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m just going to come right out and say has a picture of Prince Charles holding a penis pump and you’re going to say “Dude, that’s an airhorn,” and I’m going to say you were the asshole who told your little brother Santa isn’t real, aren’t you? Just let me have this. We’ve also got Jennifer Lopez on the set of Paz de la Huerta: All 15 Of My Minutes Were Spent Doing Anal, Andy Milonakis who’s going by ‘Lindsay’ now, and this Russian rapper who Putin just saw and said “There is no reason to think this man performed unspeakable sexual acts upon these women and disposed of their bodies by feeding them to bears. We have the situation completely under control.”

Seriously, how did the entire world go “Olympics in Russia, huh? Eh, fuck it, What could go wrong?”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Ray Liotta Red Face Totem Cirque Du Soleil Opening
    evilstamos
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    “I was told there would be brains.”

  2. Lindsay Kay Hayward Cleavage Hooker Dress Sundance Film Festival Portrait Studio
    Mike
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    Oh, I just read. She’s 6′ 8″. Might wanna retract my statement!

  3. Steven Tyler Perv Moustache Cigar Fur Boa
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    Agency got it wrong. This is actually Jennifer Lopez.

  4. Jason Alexander Bald No Hairpiece Totem Cirque Du Soleil Opening
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    someone needs to tell him that the way to sell the head rug is to wear. it. all. the. time.

  5. Lindsay Kay Hayward Cleavage Hooker Dress Sundance Film Festival Portrait Studio
    evilstamos
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    Kendall Jenner, the later years

  6. Lea Michele Dirty Butt Yoga Pants
    The Pope
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    Agreed. She does have the perfect combination of baby fat and fitness level though.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      **She does have the perfect combination of baby fat, fitness level and shitty tatto though.**

      Fixed.

  7. Daniel Craig Suspenders White Shoes Middle Finger
    Senor Trout
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    Throw me all the birds you want, Mr. Bond Guy, but you’re the one caught wearing the suspenders, not me.

  8. Olivia Wilde Butt Tight Jeans Pregnant Belly
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    She’ll have no problem bouncing back from this one. Hope she keeps the boobs.

  9. Ray Liotta Red Face Totem Cirque Du Soleil Opening
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    haha Ray, you crack me up!

  10. Prince Charles Holding Air Horn Dumfries House Sport Relief Mile
    Swearin
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    Wait, there’s a town called Cummnock?

  11. Sophie Marceau Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Christopher Lambert Fashion Week Paris
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    Sophie’s still beautiful.

  12. Camille Grammer Bikini Wrinkly Skin
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    Her iPhone matches her bikini. And her boobs match nothing found in nature…maybe coconuts.

  13. Jonah Hill Fat Gut
    The Pope
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    ” Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp’s the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.”

  14. Sofia Vergara Plates Of Spaghetti And Meatballs Buca Di Beppo St Judes Childrens Hospital
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    She can handle my balls anytime.

  15. Lindsay Kay Hayward Cleavage Hooker Dress Sundance Film Festival Portrait Studio
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    That picture really doesn’t give much scale. Try this one: http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20101015/lindsay_hayward_16.jpg

  16. Jenna Jameson Cleavage Terrible Facial Plastic Surgery Latex Dress Whisky A Go Go 50th Anniversary
    waynemoores
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    She looks like the head bitch of the borg collective…resistance is futile

  17. Jennifer Lopez Cracked Out Homeless
    JimBB
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    Oh, finally out of the paparazzi’s sights. I can loosen my face wires and just be 40-something for a while. Oh thank….uh oh!

  18. Russian Rapper GeeGun Denis Ustimenko Vainstein Big Booty Ho Swimsuit Music Video
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    Okay, he’s from Russia. Where are the “girls” from? The Bangor Maine Mall?

  19. Zac Efron Hugging Female Fan Facebook Headquarters
    JimBB
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    In all fairness, it’s not just at Facebook. He goes around hugging random Asian women all over the world.

  20. Kelly Brook Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    Oh fuck yeah! I believe this is the first pic in TCWM of her for the year. How dare you not put it at the beginning or end of the gallery?

  21. Olivia Wilde Butt Tight Jeans Pregnant Belly
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    Pregnant pussy is like a 2 for 1 sale

  22. Ashton Kutcher Driving Mila Kunis Hiding Face
    Swearin
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    Must have just left a screening of “jOBS”

  23. Prince Charles Holding Air Horn Dumfries House Sport Relief Mile
    JimBB
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    And now, I shall stroke the Official Cummnock Shaft!

  24. Brian Cox Scarf The Weir Press Night
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    I love this guy.

  25. Amber Rose Cleavage Huge Platform Heels
    JimBB
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    Let’s do the Time Warp again!!!

  26. Jason Alexander Bald No Hairpiece Totem Cirque Du Soleil Opening
    Swearin
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    This Seinfeld reunion is just wierd

  27. Audrina Patridge Buttcheek Cutoff Jean Shorts
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    I think she’s the hottest thing to come out of that shitty show.

  28. Andy Murray Raquet In Mouth Australian Open
    JimBB
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    I love it when she sings Snowbird.

  29. Daniel Craig Suspenders White Shoes Middle Finger
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    How rude!

  30. Ewan McGregor Posing With Dancers IWC Inside The Wave Gala Salon International De La Haute Horlogerie
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    Obi-Wan!

  31. Amber Rose Cleavage Huge Platform Heels
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    Gross from head to toe.

  32. Jonah Hill Fat Gut
    JimBB
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    Hey, Jonah, look over there–it’s Martin Scorsese!

  33. Ryan O'Neal Fat Gut Wiping Mouth With Shirt
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    Mmmm roadkill of the sea.

  34. Daniel Craig Suspenders White Shoes Middle Finger
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    Fuck. Fuck off.

  35. Kate Barker Froyland Anne Hathaway Shaved Hair Song One Premiere Sundance Film Festival
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    Annie needs to grow her hair and boobs back. STAT

  36. Lindsay Kay Hayward Cleavage Hooker Dress Sundance Film Festival Portrait Studio
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    That’s a huge bitch.

  37. Daniel Craig Suspenders White Shoes Middle Finger
    JimBB
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    Shit, even Timothy Dalton flipped a better bird than that.

  38. Jonah Hill Fat Gut
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    If there’s ever a live-action Mega Man movie, they can save a lot of prosthetics if they have Jonah Hill play Dr. Robotnik.

  39. Adriana Lima Cleavage Side Boob Salon International De La Haute Horlogerie IWC Schaffhausen Watch Launch
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    Hell yes.

  40. Camille Grammer Bikini Wrinkly Skin
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    Dear Lawyer,

    Can’t do old man spooge n e more. Need divorce.

    Camille

  41. Russian Rapper GeeGun Denis Ustimenko Vainstein Big Booty Ho Swimsuit Music Video
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    Of all the places for a black person to put a tattoo of Africa, you’re gonna put it on your huge ass? Classy.

  42. Sofia Vergara Plates Of Spaghetti And Meatballs Buca Di Beppo St Judes Childrens Hospital
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    OK, let Lena Dunham have her seat back now.

  43. Sophie Marceau Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Christopher Lambert Fashion Week Paris
    JimBB
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    Careful, Highlander. If you lose your hairline, it’s over.

  44. Melissa Gilbert Holding Small Dog Wearing Fur Coat And Sneakers GMA
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    That’s animal cruelty

  45. Georges Kern Karolina Kurkova Salon International De La Haute Horlogerie IWC Schaffhausen Watch Launch
    Chris
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    Put baby here…gets bigger here

  46. Zac Efron Hugging Female Fan Facebook Headquarters
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    “I’m totally coked out right now…please let me hold onto you, so I don’t fall down and break my jaw…again.”

  47. Lindsay Kay Hayward Cleavage Hooker Dress Sundance Film Festival Portrait Studio
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    She should have a kid with Jonah Hill.

  48. Ashton Kutcher Driving Mila Kunis Hiding Face
    JimBB
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    It must have just hit her that she dated both Macaulay Culkin and Ashton Kutcher in the same lifetime.

  49. Ryan O'Neal Fat Gut Wiping Mouth With Shirt
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    Could be worse…He could be showing us his “paper moon!”

  50. Kate Barker Froyland Anne Hathaway Shaved Hair Song One Premiere Sundance Film Festival
    JimBB
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    Never go full elf.

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