The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.22.14

January 22nd, 2014 // 408 Comments

Yes, her whole butt’s in the first pi– And you’re gone already..

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m just going to come right out and say has a picture of Prince Charles holding a penis pump and you’re going to say “Dude, that’s an airhorn,” and I’m going to say you were the asshole who told your little brother Santa isn’t real, aren’t you? Just let me have this. We’ve also got Jennifer Lopez on the set of Paz de la Huerta: All 15 Of My Minutes Were Spent Doing Anal, Andy Milonakis who’s going by ‘Lindsay’ now, and this Russian rapper who Putin just saw and said “There is no reason to think this man performed unspeakable sexual acts upon these women and disposed of their bodies by feeding them to bears. We have the situation completely under control.”

Seriously, how did the entire world go “Olympics in Russia, huh? Eh, fuck it, What could go wrong?”

- Photo Boy

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  1. Russian Rapper GeeGun Denis Ustimenko Vainstein Big Booty Ho Swimsuit Music Video
    Cock Dr
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    I hope that the video has a decent CGI budget.

  2. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bowtie Bunny Costume Instagram
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    please croak.

  3. Lindsay Kay Hayward Cleavage Hooker Dress Sundance Film Festival Portrait Studio
    ThisWillHurt
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    Honey Boo Boo developed a bit early.

  4. Kate Barker Froyland Anne Hathaway Shaved Hair Song One Premiere Sundance Film Festival
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    “Meat is murder.”

    “So is going Vegan. I’ve been living off of sunshine and my own farts for two years now.”

    “Go onnnnn”

  5. Sophie Marceau Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Christopher Lambert Fashion Week Paris
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    The “24″ means the photo’s from the 24th season of How I Met Your Mother?

  6. Taylor Momsen Naked Butt Huge Back Tattoo Album Cover Twitter
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    So I am supposed to thank the baby Jesus that she sells crack? That’s what I get from that.

  7. Melissa Gilbert Holding Small Dog Wearing Fur Coat And Sneakers GMA
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Its been a while since Little House, but I’d still do her.

  8. Prince Charles Holding Air Horn Dumfries House Sport Relief Mile
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    “i was able to double my size to a jolly 4 inches. I’m the king of rogering, I am…”

  9. Ray Liotta Red Face Totem Cirque Du Soleil Opening
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    That’s what years of hard drinking will do

  10. Jason Alexander Bald No Hairpiece Totem Cirque Du Soleil Opening
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    Yes, when I think of sinewy grace and motion, I think of Jason Alexander, too.

  11. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bowtie Bunny Costume Instagram
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    It’d be hilariously ironic if she died before Hef.

  12. Jenna Jameson Cleavage Terrible Facial Plastic Surgery Latex Dress Whisky A Go Go 50th Anniversary
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    is that a tattoo of her own face on her arm?

  13. Russian Rapper GeeGun Denis Ustimenko Vainstein Big Booty Ho Swimsuit Music Video
    coljack
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    I’m pretty sure he’s singing: “Khai laik beeg butz end khai khennaht lai, yoo uhzzer bruhzzuhz kent deenai.”

  14. Russian Rapper GeeGun Denis Ustimenko Vainstein Big Booty Ho Swimsuit Music Video
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    Yo, little buddy,,,let’s get to work,,, ‘Nope, do not want’.

  15. Ray Liotta Red Face Totem Cirque Du Soleil Opening
    Pickle Nose
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    Looks like he’s having a flashback to the pistol whipping scene in “Goodfellas”. I bet the photog just soiled himself.

  16. Jonah Hill Fat Gut
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    you can tell by the look on his face that leo just pulled up in a limo.

  17. Ray Liotta Red Face Totem Cirque Du Soleil Opening
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    I hope someone helps him with that bee sting.

  18. Amber Rose Cleavage Huge Platform Heels
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    She looks so maternal.

  19. Ewan McGregor Posing With Dancers IWC Inside The Wave Gala Salon International De La Haute Horlogerie
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    Is he going to look more and more like Eddie Vedder as he gets older?

  20. Russian Rapper GeeGun Denis Ustimenko Vainstein Big Booty Ho Swimsuit Music Video
    Cock Dr
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    Bless them for actually spending the money to bring him over 2 America for the video shoot. We can use the tourist dollars.

  21. Steven Tyler Perv Moustache Cigar Fur Boa
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    “SHIBBIDDA SHABBADDA SHAPPATTA WOO!”

  22. Lea Michele Dirty Butt Yoga Pants
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    She is best viewed from behind and even that’s not impressive.

  23. Olivia Wilde Butt Tight Jeans Pregnant Belly
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    six months in and still look less fat than Jessica Simpson after a burrito.

  24. Prince Charles Holding Air Horn Dumfries House Sport Relief Mile
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    “Sadly, Dianna didn’t use the driver alert horn that I invented.”

  25. Jennifer Lopez Cracked Out Homeless
    Freebie
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    So this is what she looks like without makeup and hair. Just like an everyday woman.

  26. Russian Rapper GeeGun Denis Ustimenko Vainstein Big Booty Ho Swimsuit Music Video
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    Man, this guy’s music must fucking suck if those are the “women” he has in his videos.

    And nice ass tattoo by that black bitch. What exactly is next to Africa, is that her nasty ass cottage cheese, or nuclear winter over the Middle East?

  27. Prince Charles Holding Air Horn Dumfries House Sport Relief Mile
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    When Charles gets the horn, he lets everyone know.

  28. Jenna Jameson Cleavage Terrible Facial Plastic Surgery Latex Dress Whisky A Go Go 50th Anniversary
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    You tattooed your own face on your arm? Please tell me it’s a temporary tattoo. Nobody’s that fucking narcissistic and stupid.

  29. Jonah Hill Fat Gut
    Dormant Canadian
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    My first choice for the Chris Christie biopic.

  30. Steven Tyler Perv Moustache Cigar Fur Boa
    Pickle Nose
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    Do you think somedays he wakes up and just wants to wear a t-shirt and jeans? It seems exhausting to be constantly competing with Johhny Depp for the most eccentric outfit.

  31. Sophie Marceau Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Christopher Lambert Fashion Week Paris
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    Careful Christophe! Blue spider coming in up top!

  32. Ray Liotta Red Face Totem Cirque Du Soleil Opening
    ThisWillHurt
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    “One day, some kids from the neighborhood invited me to watch some fruits in spandex jump around on a trampoline. You know why? It was outta respect.”

  33. Prince Charles Holding Air Horn Dumfries House Sport Relief Mile
    ultra
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    coin toss as to which one’s “the royal douche”

  34. Lindsay Kay Hayward Cleavage Hooker Dress Sundance Film Festival Portrait Studio
    Pickle Nose
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    Beefy.

  35. Camille Grammer Bikini Wrinkly Skin
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    Kelsey knows how to pick ‘em. Goldiggers, that is.

  36. Lindsay Kay Hayward Cleavage Hooker Dress Sundance Film Festival Portrait Studio
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    she looks so….ummm…so…..*passes out*

  37. Russian Rapper GeeGun Denis Ustimenko Vainstein Big Booty Ho Swimsuit Music Video
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    Even the black guy’s like “Damn, these are some nasty ass fucking hoes!”

  38. Jason Alexander Bald No Hairpiece Totem Cirque Du Soleil Opening
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    …and you wanna be my sequin latex salesman…

  39. Daniel Craig Suspenders White Shoes Middle Finger
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    James Bond can make even flipping someone off seem classy.

  40. Jonah Hill Fat Gut
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    Even in husky sizes, there’s just not enough pants for him.

  41. Jason Alexander Bald No Hairpiece Totem Cirque Du Soleil Opening
    Dr. VanNostrand
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    I’m glad he’s not wearing the Hair Hat anymore.

  42. Audrina Patridge Buttcheek Cutoff Jean Shorts
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    Wow, who’d she have to blow to get her picture taken?

  43. Ewan McGregor Posing With Dancers IWC Inside The Wave Gala Salon International De La Haute Horlogerie
    ultra
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    that purple one sure has a long boner.

  44. Russian Rapper GeeGun Denis Ustimenko Vainstein Big Booty Ho Swimsuit Music Video
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    and the marine life population in the area never did recover….

  45. Russian Rapper GeeGun Denis Ustimenko Vainstein Big Booty Ho Swimsuit Music Video
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    Is this a remake of Baby Got Back?

  46. Jenna Dewan Tatum Cleavage Ocean Drive Magazine Anniversary Event
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    Got those puppies front and center. Next time lose the pasties so that see through dress can carry out it’s function.

  47. Russian Rapper GeeGun Denis Ustimenko Vainstein Big Booty Ho Swimsuit Music Video
    Pickle Nose
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    Somewhere, Lorenzo LLamas feels a disturbance in the force.

  48. Melissa Gilbert Holding Small Dog Wearing Fur Coat And Sneakers GMA
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    Little House Looking Scarey.

  49. Lindsay Kay Hayward Cleavage Hooker Dress Sundance Film Festival Portrait Studio
    Mike
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    Eww, who the fuck’s this fake-tittied bitch?

  50. Prince Charles Holding Air Horn Dumfries House Sport Relief Mile
    The Pope
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    “I don’t even know what this is! This sort of thing ain’t my bag, baby.”

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