The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.22.14

January 22nd, 2014 // 408 Comments

Yes, her whole butt’s in the first pi– And you’re gone already..

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m just going to come right out and say has a picture of Prince Charles holding a penis pump and you’re going to say “Dude, that’s an airhorn,” and I’m going to say you were the asshole who told your little brother Santa isn’t real, aren’t you? Just let me have this. We’ve also got Jennifer Lopez on the set of Paz de la Huerta: All 15 Of My Minutes Were Spent Doing Anal, Andy Milonakis who’s going by ‘Lindsay’ now, and this Russian rapper who Putin just saw and said “There is no reason to think this man performed unspeakable sexual acts upon these women and disposed of their bodies by feeding them to bears. We have the situation completely under control.”

Seriously, how did the entire world go “Olympics in Russia, huh? Eh, fuck it, What could go wrong?”

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  1. Aubrey ODay Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Is this chick in love with herself or what? New ass implants? Fucking gross.

  2. Taylor Momsen Naked Butt Huge Back Tattoo Album Cover Twitter
    balls
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    she does anal now?

    • I’m sure she always did, or at least claimed to. Girls like her have toilet self esteem, so they pander to anything and everything related to sex (*cough* RihannaGagaMiley *cough*) constantly because they feed off the male attention.

    • dennis

      They all do anal. The ones who haven’t just haven’t had the right guy sell them on it.

      • Except the ones who have had a guy go about it completely wrong. Some things in this world just cant be rushed, like anal, fisting, and listening to Pink Floyd.

  3. Taylor Momsen Naked Butt Huge Back Tattoo Album Cover Twitter
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    So Jesus is where now?

  4. Taylor Momsen Naked Butt Huge Back Tattoo Album Cover Twitter
    Oscar
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    Momsen

  5. Taylor Momsen Naked Butt Huge Back Tattoo Album Cover Twitter
    JC
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    I’m assuming this is Taylor Momsen, not Swift? Although if it is Swift, this might help solve her boyfriend problem if she follows through with the anal.

  6. Jennifer Lopez Cracked Out Homeless
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    I refuse to believe this is actually her.
    I believe she has a twin that’s on crack and she employs her to do the dress-down roles.

  7. Zac Efron Hugging Female Fan Facebook Headquarters
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    So this is what the Facebook engineers do with their money? Buy coke and lure Hollywood actors to their “Show and tell” days?

  8. Ray Liotta Red Face Totem Cirque Du Soleil Opening
    Opinionated me
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    Anyone who puts shoes on their dog is a fucking retard.
    Seriously? Faux fur and a fucking tutu!??

  9. Taylor Momsen Naked Butt Huge Back Tattoo Album Cover Twitter
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Pee in here.”

  10. Prince Charles Holding Air Horn Dumfries House Sport Relief Mile
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    Seen here revealing the device he uses to create the mating call for Camilla…

  11. Taylor Momsen Naked Butt Huge Back Tattoo Album Cover Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    I seriously doubt that’s Taylor Swift bare assed up above.

  12. Edward Norton Shirtless Beer Belly
    ThisWillHurt
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    And start the pregnancy rumors . . .

  13. Ashton Kutcher Driving Mila Kunis Hiding Face
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    That’s right! Show some damn shame for what you’re doing!!!

  14. Jennifer Lopez Cracked Out Homeless
    joe
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    Kate Moss is doing movies?

  15. Lindsay Kay Hayward Cleavage Hooker Dress Sundance Film Festival Portrait Studio
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    Dafuq? This looks like the Hillbilly version of the casting couch series…

  16. Russian Rapper GeeGun Denis Ustimenko Vainstein Big Booty Ho Swimsuit Music Video
    joe
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    4 chicks, 10 asses.

  17. Sofia Vergara Plates Of Spaghetti And Meatballs Buca Di Beppo St Judes Childrens Hospital
    ThisWillHurt
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    Goddamnit, Buca di Beppo! You couldn’t give her Italian sausage instead?

  18. Taylor Momsen Naked Butt Huge Back Tattoo Album Cover Twitter
    Hugh G. Rection
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    No thanks. I don’t need directions.

  19. Edward Norton Shirtless Beer Belly
    Ralph Kramden
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    Norton! Hey Norton!

  20. Ashton Kutcher Driving Mila Kunis Hiding Face
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Mila? Sweetheart? Are you proud to be dating me?”
    “Of course, Ash. You’re my ma- FUCKING PAPS! Hide me! If anyone asks, I’m your sister! Hooker! Hooker sister!”

  21. Taylor Momsen Naked Butt Huge Back Tattoo Album Cover Twitter
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    That anus is 20 years old, so “going to hell” only counts if you strangle her during the act. Which you know she likes…

  22. Taylor Momsen Naked Butt Huge Back Tattoo Album Cover Twitter
    Deacon Jones
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    I’d go to hell if she’d give up her balloon knot.

  23. Taylor Momsen Naked Butt Huge Back Tattoo Album Cover Twitter
    eatme
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    o wow, she is so edgy

  24. Edward Norton Shirtless Beer Belly
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    He can make soap out of that gut.

  25. Jennifer Lopez Cracked Out Homeless
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    The funny thing is this is what she’d look like now if she never made it.

  26. Edward Norton Shirtless Beer Belly
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    American History B (cup)

  27. Taylor Momsen Naked Butt Huge Back Tattoo Album Cover Twitter
    coljack
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    If I’m not into anal, I go to heaven? That’s what I’m taking away here. (Thank god the arrow wasn’t painted on her other side…)

  28. Jennifer Lopez Cracked Out Homeless
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    Agency got it wrong. That’s Steven Tyler.

  29. Lindsay Kay Hayward Cleavage Hooker Dress Sundance Film Festival Portrait Studio
    Hugh G. Rection
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    She looks like a trans gender Luca Brasi.

  30. Jonah Hill Fat Gut
    Pickle Nose
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    I find his tiny little arms and hands mesmerizing.

  31. Taylor Momsen Naked Butt Huge Back Tattoo Album Cover Twitter
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    Without seeing her fave there’s no way to know if that’s really her and even then there’s photoshop. She’s a well known cock-tease.

  32. Prince Charles Holding Air Horn Dumfries House Sport Relief Mile
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    “And the funnel here collects the, the milkshake…”

  33. Jonah Hill Fat Gut
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    Leo!
    Leo!
    Hey Leo!
    Leo!
    Leoleoleo!

  34. Melissa Gilbert Holding Small Dog Wearing Fur Coat And Sneakers GMA
    Cock Dr
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    There’s a lot to take in here.
    I’m curious as to what others will feel compelled to say about it.

  35. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bowtie Bunny Costume Instagram
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    How many old man dicks does it take to whip up that thousand yard stare?

    • cmonreally

      Just one, especially if you have to blow the dust off said old man’s balls every night.

    • Dust and Crust

      According to former Hefner Whores,
      the old man is only “up” on Thursdays,
      That still adds up to 50+ times a year.
      I’d stare too…

  36. Russian Rapper GeeGun Denis Ustimenko Vainstein Big Booty Ho Swimsuit Music Video
    Hugh G. Rection
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    If it was my job to take that picture, I’d look for a new line of work.

  37. Taylor Momsen Naked Butt Huge Back Tattoo Album Cover Twitter
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    That having been said, I’d love to put it in her butt.

  38. Jenna Jameson Cleavage Terrible Facial Plastic Surgery Latex Dress Whisky A Go Go 50th Anniversary
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    Converging with Kenneth Branagh.

  39. Jennifer Lopez Cracked Out Homeless
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    Don’t be fooled by the rocks that she got, that’s just Jenny working the block.

  40. Russian Rapper GeeGun Denis Ustimenko Vainstein Big Booty Ho Swimsuit Music Video
    Jade
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    Is he the middle-aged housewife rapper?

  41. Aubrey ODay Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Fuck! She gets me hard.

  42. Lindsay Kay Hayward Cleavage Hooker Dress Sundance Film Festival Portrait Studio
    Cock Dr
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    A celebrity eh? And her talent is…?

    • Father Dougal

      Errrrr… celebrity + talent? You may wanna sit down for this one doc, but take away Audrey Oday’s or Miley Cyrus’s looks and where’s the talent? I know, I know. Mind = blown, right?

  43. Ryan O'Neal Fat Gut Wiping Mouth With Shirt
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    Converging with Kenneth Branagh.

  44. Russian Rapper GeeGun Denis Ustimenko Vainstein Big Booty Ho Swimsuit Music Video
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Aaak! I’m blind!.

  45. Prince Charles Holding Air Horn Dumfries House Sport Relief Mile
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    Is this one of those duties he’s taking over from the Queen I was hearing about? Sounding Ye Olde Airhorn?

  46. Russian Rapper GeeGun Denis Ustimenko Vainstein Big Booty Ho Swimsuit Music Video
    Jade
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    To be added to the list of things you can’t unsee.

  47. Aubrey ODay Butt Bikini Instagram
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    mmmmm….dirty little feet.

  48. Edward Norton Shirtless Beer Belly
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    Don’t make me pudgy. You wouldn’t like me when I’m pudgy.

  49. Lindsay Kay Hayward Cleavage Hooker Dress Sundance Film Festival Portrait Studio
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    6 Ft, 8″
    That is all.

  50. Daniel Craig Suspenders White Shoes Middle Finger
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    Have some class, Daniel. Husky Kiefer Sutherland knows how its done.

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