Welcome to the first The Crap We Missed of 2013, which I can promise you won’t be mean-spirited like last year. This time around I’m choosing uplifting images, like that lead shot up there. Those people aren’t even famous, but I don’t think that man’s inspirational act should go unnoticed. Complain if you must, but I just think it would be wrong to keep posting out-of-context shots like this chick eating ice cream in a monokini or Guy Fieri wearing exactly the kind of bathing suit you’d expect from him or a white, middle-aged rap/MMA enthusiast wearing socks and high-tops on the beach. Last year, I would have called these guys Sons Of Applebee’s, and I would have probably used this Leonardo DiCaprio picture to assume that as a result of his unlimited access to supermodel vagina, he’s now emotionally dulled to the point where murder is the only way he can achieve sexual release and the crowd of sycophants aboard his yacht will do nothing but help him dispose of this poor woman’s body. No more. From here on out it’s going to be cats falling out of baskets and giggling babies.
Totally new leaf, I promise,
- Photo Boy
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
GROSS.
QUACK QUACK !!
She is vile.
looks like Lafayette from True Blood
MOOOOOOO
please someone give her a sandwich
Guy to the left looking elsewhere for a better-sized ass.
“Daddy! you promised we’d see manatee!”
“That was a joke sweetie”
Yes, maam. I refer to my body as the temple and this is the altar at which one worships.
Daddy, the bow’s too high. Can we move the ballast up from aft a little?
“OKAY, I’m dressed for boating!”
Lumpy and scarred is no way for tits to go through life.
Don’t tell me what to do soldier! I give the orders around here, and you’re gonna have to learn that! She’s a fucking gook traitor! I gave you an order to kill her, and now you must fulfill that order private!
A duck and a horse walk into a barn….
She’s got that predictable plastic surgery cookie-cutter look.
“Me and @SarahJessica holdin’ down the fort.”
We will always have Mulholland Drive
Ahhh yes, cutting down on wind resistance and boosting range by using the cycling V formation! Very smart!
Apparently the plastic surgeon ran out of implants so he stuffed her tits with stuff from the waste basket.
Just a fashion question: Is it just me or does a leather jacket without pockets seem to be relatively useless?
♫ ♪ The Simpsonssss… ♫ ♪
“No Jodie, I said you need to find a “man” hung like Jon Hamm.”
Not shown: The other 50 women on the beach laughing.
Is that other woman cheating on Leann Rimes with this one?
She suffers from Rod Brind’Amour mouth:
Y’all are awful, she’s beautiful!
This is not a flattering photo. Yet, I am still staring at her tits.
Hipster bikers are not as cool, but they ARE quieter.
God, I love twitter twats.
C’merre, babies! I’ma gun’a EATCHA!
Quick Rosie, get your fat ass to the front of the boat. We are sinking!,
KE$HA!!!
So, even Gremlins lose their hair when they get old.
That’s one hell of an unflattering bathing suit.
Okay, we REALLY need the zoom function back. I have to know what the fuck is going on there.
If Katy’s titties are not visible, is she really in the picture?