The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.2.13

January 2nd, 2013 // 310 Comments

Welcome to the first The Crap We Missed of 2013, which I can promise you won’t be mean-spirited like last year. This time around I’m choosing uplifting images, like that lead shot up there. Those people aren’t even famous, but I don’t think that man’s inspirational act should go unnoticed. Complain if you must, but I just think it would be wrong to keep posting out-of-context shots like this chick eating ice cream in a monokini or Guy Fieri wearing exactly the kind of bathing suit you’d expect from him or a white, middle-aged rap/MMA enthusiast wearing socks and high-tops on the beach. Last year, I would have called these guys Sons Of Applebee’s, and I would have probably used this Leonardo DiCaprio picture to assume that as a result of his unlimited access to supermodel vagina, he’s now emotionally dulled to the point where murder is the only way he can achieve sexual release and the crowd of sycophants aboard his yacht will do nothing but help him dispose of this poor woman’s body. No more. From here on out it’s going to be cats falling out of baskets and giggling babies.

Totally new leaf, I promise,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rita Ora Bikini Twitter
    Jack Ketch
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    GROSS.

  2. Nicole Minetti Butt Bikini
    Jack Ketch
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    QUACK QUACK !!

  3. Coco Cleavage LAX Nightclub New Years Eve Party
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    She is vile.

  4. Venus Williams Booty Shorts
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    looks like Lafayette from True Blood

  5. Coco Cleavage LAX Nightclub New Years Eve Party
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    MOOOOOOO

  6. Silvia Abbate Bikini
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    please someone give her a sandwich

  7. Candice Swanepoel Bikini Twitter
    Brit
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    Guy to the left looking elsewhere for a better-sized ass.

  8. Rosie O'Donnell Speed Boat
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    “Daddy! you promised we’d see manatee!”
    “That was a joke sweetie”

  9. Pauly Shore Short Bathing Suit Jill Martin Butt Bikini
    Brit
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    Yes, maam. I refer to my body as the temple and this is the altar at which one worships.

  10. Rosie O'Donnell Speed Boat
    Brit
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    Daddy, the bow’s too high. Can we move the ballast up from aft a little?

  11. Mariah Carey Heels Nick Cannon Marina
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    “OKAY, I’m dressed for boating!”

  12. Coco Cleavage LAX Nightclub New Years Eve Party
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    Lumpy and scarred is no way for tits to go through life.

  13. Larry King Yelling Leather Jacket
    Brit
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    Don’t tell me what to do soldier! I give the orders around here, and you’re gonna have to learn that! She’s a fucking gook traitor! I gave you an order to kill her, and now you must fulfill that order private!

  14. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Horse Twitter
    unknown.
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    A duck and a horse walk into a barn….

  15. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
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    She’s got that predictable plastic surgery cookie-cutter look.

  16. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Horse Twitter
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    “Me and @SarahJessica holdin’ down the fort.”

  17. Naomi Watts Nipple Swimsuit
    HollywoodOutsider
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    We will always have Mulholland Drive

  18. Eric Johnson Donald Faison Bike Ride
    Dollywood Insider
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    Ahhh yes, cutting down on wind resistance and boosting range by using the cycling V formation! Very smart!

  19. Coco Cleavage LAX Nightclub New Years Eve Party
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    Apparently the plastic surgeon ran out of implants so he stuffed her tits with stuff from the waste basket.

  20. Larry King Yelling Leather Jacket
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    Just a fashion question: Is it just me or does a leather jacket without pockets seem to be relatively useless?

  21. Silvia Abbate Bikini
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    ♫ ♪ The Simpsonssss… ♫ ♪

  22. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Horse Twitter
    tlmck
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    “No Jodie, I said you need to find a “man” hung like Jon Hamm.”

  23. Pauly Shore Short Bathing Suit Jill Martin Butt Bikini
    tlmck
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    Not shown: The other 50 women on the beach laughing.

  24. Silvia Abbate Bikini
    tlmck
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    Is that other woman cheating on Leann Rimes with this one?

  25. Silvia Abbate Bikini
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    She suffers from Rod Brind’Amour mouth:

  26. Venus Williams Booty Shorts
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    Y’all are awful, she’s beautiful!

  27. Josie Goldberg Monokini Eating Ice Cream
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    This is not a flattering photo. Yet, I am still staring at her tits.

  28. Eric Johnson Donald Faison Bike Ride
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    Hipster bikers are not as cool, but they ARE quieter.

  29. Holly Hagan Cleavage Lingerie NUTS Preview Twitter
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    God, I love twitter twats.

  30. Rosie O'Donnell Speed Boat
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    C’merre, babies! I’ma gun’a EATCHA!

  31. Rosie O'Donnell Speed Boat
    KtothaJ
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    Quick Rosie, get your fat ass to the front of the boat. We are sinking!,

  32. Josie Goldberg Monokini Eating Ice Cream
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    KE$HA!!!

  33. Larry King Yelling Leather Jacket
    cc
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    So, even Gremlins lose their hair when they get old.

  34. Naomi Watts Nipple Swimsuit
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    That’s one hell of an unflattering bathing suit.

  35. Coco Cleavage LAX Nightclub New Years Eve Party
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    Okay, we REALLY need the zoom function back. I have to know what the fuck is going on there.

  36. John Mayer Santa Hat Katy Perry Santa Barbara Childrens Hospital
    Zen Master
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    If Katy’s titties are not visible, is she really in the picture?

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