The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.2.13

January 2nd, 2013 // 310 Comments

Welcome to the first The Crap We Missed of 2013, which I can promise you won’t be mean-spirited like last year. This time around I’m choosing uplifting images, like that lead shot up there. Those people aren’t even famous, but I don’t think that man’s inspirational act should go unnoticed. Complain if you must, but I just think it would be wrong to keep posting out-of-context shots like this chick eating ice cream in a monokini or Guy Fieri wearing exactly the kind of bathing suit you’d expect from him or a white, middle-aged rap/MMA enthusiast wearing socks and high-tops on the beach. Last year, I would have called these guys Sons Of Applebee’s, and I would have probably used this Leonardo DiCaprio picture to assume that as a result of his unlimited access to supermodel vagina, he’s now emotionally dulled to the point where murder is the only way he can achieve sexual release and the crowd of sycophants aboard his yacht will do nothing but help him dispose of this poor woman’s body. No more. From here on out it’s going to be cats falling out of baskets and giggling babies.

Totally new leaf, I promise,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Guy Fieri Gut Shirtless Bathing Suit
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    I’d do him, just so I’d get a kick-ass breakfast in bed the next morning.

  2. Venus Williams Booty Shorts
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    Don’t look it straight in the eye.

  3. Mariah Carey Heels Nick Cannon Marina
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    Bitch, please! I can’t hold a baby AND wear absurdly inappropriate boating footwear!

  4. Penny Marshall Gold Shoes Laker Game
    LLBL
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    In your face Charlie Murphy!

  5. Coco Cleavage LAX Nightclub New Years Eve Party
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    Her tits look like very painful mounds of playdough.

  6. Larry King Yelling Leather Jacket
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    At what point will his body invert and his should blades pop out the front of his shirt?

  7. Penny Marshall Gold Shoes Laker Game
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    Damm, still alive?

  8. Leonardo DiCaprio Grabbing Womans Neck Yacht Australia
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    The ghost of David Carridine is back as Leonardo Dicaprio in the new millennium version of “Titanic auto-erotic asphyxiation.”

  9. Venus Williams Booty Shorts
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    Penis Williams

  10. Ryan Seacrest GMA
    Grafikman
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    Hope nobody just saw me eat that booger…

  11. Channing Tatum Shirtless Jenna Dewan Pregnant Belly Bikini
    Grafikman
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    “Hey, check out this championship turd I just pushed out!”

  12. Silvia Abbate Bikini
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    great body.

  13. Leonardo DiCaprio Grabbing Womans Neck Yacht Australia
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    “Man, those Peter North exercises actually work. Please, let me get that.”

  14. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    Grafikman
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    She looks like a blonde Roseanne Roseannadanna here.

  15. Silvia Abbate Bikini
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    did she fogot her teeth in her hotel room?

  16. Josie Goldberg Monokini Eating Ice Cream
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    That bikini is the face of Darth Elmo.

  17. Silvia Abbate Bikini
    Grafikman
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    Gotta admit, sweet taint…

  18. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Horse Twitter
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    There are several ways that this can end well.

  19. Jonah Hill
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    Don’t act that way. Whomever smelt it, dealt it.

  20. Naomi Watts Nipple Swimsuit
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    Wha?

  21. Josie Goldberg Monokini Eating Ice Cream
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    I’m good. Thanks.

  22. Jonah Hill
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    Climbing up on Jonah Hill
    Boy, those man-tits were a fright
    Libido ebbing, I’ve got douche chills
    Gut had me screaming into the night
    He was something to observe
    Came in close, I had a choice
    Stretch marks repulsed my every nerve
    His sweat glistens, I’m less than moist
    Fat rolls defy imagination
    Would rather lick the floor at Penn Station
    My self-esteem going doom doom doom
    “Son,” I said “Fuck this shit,
    I wonder if Chris Brown would take me home?”

  23. Leonardo DiCaprio Grabbing Womans Neck Yacht Australia
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    “So nice to meet you. Now suck me off before I throttle you!”

  24. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Horse Twitter
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    “Come check out these great tits, Willl-Burrrr!”

  25. Jonah Hill
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    “I want to go home. The toilets flush counter-clockwise here and my ass only shits clockwise.”

  26. Josie Goldberg Monokini Eating Ice Cream
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    She looks pretty rugged, but I still love those big, round tits!

  27. Eric Johnson Donald Faison Bike Ride
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    “RUN all you motherfuckers. We’re a bad-ass biker gang and we’re here to litter and run stop signs…”

  28. Rita Ora Bikini Twitter
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    “HOLY COW! Look what I found. I’m taking her home. ♫ ♪ Finder’s keepers — Loser’s weepers… ♫ ♪

  29. Channing Tatum Shirtless Jenna Dewan Pregnant Belly Bikini
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    “What do you mean, ‘why do I call it a love stone?’…it’s because it’s a FUCKING ROCK!”

  30. Pauly Shore Short Bathing Suit Jill Martin Butt Bikini
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    I’m hoping he just hit on her and she told him to fuck off, because she is really hot and much better than he deserves.

  31. Penny Marshall Gold Shoes Laker Game
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    THIS is why you shouldn’t mix milk and Coke.

  32. Holly Hagan Cleavage Lingerie NUTS Preview Twitter
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    Jeeezussss…Goddamn Tupperware titties and Ronald McDonald-orange hair. Hell yeah, I fuck her in an instant!

  33. Rosie O'Donnell Speed Boat
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    Rosie was going to buy a refitted whaling vessel. She changed her mind because everyone kept telling her that her piloting a whaling ship would be redundant.

  34. Rumer Willis Jayson Blair
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    “My dad says if I can learn to balance a beach ball on my nose he can get me a job at Marine World…”

  35. Candice Swanepoel Bikini Twitter
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    Keep teasing those two production assistants like that and your ass is gonna get that much fuller…

  36. Leonardo DiCaprio Grabbing Womans Neck Yacht Australia
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    “Let’s inspect those teeth now…”

  37. Channing Tatum Shirtless Jenna Dewan Pregnant Belly Bikini
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    “No, I’m NOT fucking you until it comes out!”

  38. Some Dude Staring Into Dolshe Gulsens Bikini Bottom
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    “Honey, rememeber the corn we had last night? check it out, I just shitfarted…”

  39. Larry King Yelling Leather Jacket
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    “Spit in your eye for a dollar ?”

  40. Silvia Abbate Bikini
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    I love this photo.

  41. Josie Goldberg Monokini Eating Ice Cream
    Cock Dr
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    If she wasn’t a celebrity before she is now.

  42. Rita Ora Bikini Twitter
    jerirquan@aol.com
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    I’ve never seen a unaboob before

  43. Rosie O'Donnell Speed Boat
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    There’s STILL not enough weight to balance out the boat…send more children!

  44. Josie Goldberg Monokini Eating Ice Cream
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    Josie Iceberg.

  45. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Horse Twitter
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    The Russian Museum’s exhibit of Catherine The Great’s wedding pictures was a rousing success!

  46. Some Dude Staring Into Dolshe Gulsens Bikini Bottom
    DeucePickle
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    Why do these say, “C. Brown” ?

  47. Nicole Minetti Butt Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    Well if no one else is going to call it, I guess I’ll take a shot at it:
    Doggy Sideboob ?
    Reverse Sideboob?
    Take your pick

  48. Some Dude Staring Into Dolshe Gulsens Bikini Bottom
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    Bobby Roache apparently, whatever and whoever that is…

  49. Josie Goldberg Monokini Eating Ice Cream
    Enidaj
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    Please stop posting photos of this racist, obnoxious idiot.

  50. Jonah Hill
    sexyman48
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    Reminds me of a line from Titanic, “Goldberg right ahead!”

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