The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.2.13

January 2nd, 2013 // 310 Comments

Welcome to the first The Crap We Missed of 2013, which I can promise you won’t be mean-spirited like last year. This time around I’m choosing uplifting images, like that lead shot up there. Those people aren’t even famous, but I don’t think that man’s inspirational act should go unnoticed. Complain if you must, but I just think it would be wrong to keep posting out-of-context shots like this chick eating ice cream in a monokini or Guy Fieri wearing exactly the kind of bathing suit you’d expect from him or a white, middle-aged rap/MMA enthusiast wearing socks and high-tops on the beach. Last year, I would have called these guys Sons Of Applebee’s, and I would have probably used this Leonardo DiCaprio picture to assume that as a result of his unlimited access to supermodel vagina, he’s now emotionally dulled to the point where murder is the only way he can achieve sexual release and the crowd of sycophants aboard his yacht will do nothing but help him dispose of this poor woman’s body. No more. From here on out it’s going to be cats falling out of baskets and giggling babies.

Totally new leaf, I promise,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jonah Hill
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    Looks like he’s gone 50% Kevin Smith with his wardrobe…he’s only a hockey jersey away from total acceptance.

  2. Josie Goldberg Monokini Eating Ice Cream
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    So, you can buy a bib for your gunt now? Interesting…

  3. Some Dude Staring Into Dolshe Gulsens Bikini Bottom
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    Who?

  4. Naomi Watts Nipple Swimsuit
    LilDoucheDouche
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    Now I know what happened to George Clooney’s “Batman and Robin” suit with the Bat-Nipples.

  5. Candice Swanepoel Bikini Twitter
    floodo1
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    worst pic of her, but she’s a hottie, unlike most of the rest of the victorias secret models.

  6. Holly Hagan Cleavage Lingerie NUTS Preview Twitter
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    I don’t know who she is, but the slack jawed, thousand yard stare tells me she’s seen Terry Richardsons’s apartment and isn’t ready to talk about it.

  7. Penny Marshall Gold Shoes Laker Game
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    She should have blanked out the other letters, and just kept the “L” on the front of the shirt.

  8. Rosie O'Donnell Speed Boat
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    They’re remaking Miami Vice, with officers Crockett & Tubby

  9. Josie Goldberg Monokini Eating Ice Cream
    Vlad
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    Aha! Jonah Hill! Clever disguise…but the ice cream gave you away!

  10. Rosie O'Donnell Speed Boat
    Vlad
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    They’re actually in a no-wake zone…

  11. John Mayer Santa Hat Katy Perry Santa Barbara Childrens Hospital
    Vlad
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    So you take a piece of paper, like this, scribble on it with the Sharpie, then sniff real deep.

  12. Larry King Yelling Leather Jacket
    Vlad
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    Hey, I’ll give you a dollar if you take my picture.

  13. Some Dude Staring Into Dolshe Gulsens Bikini Bottom
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    “Yo, Bitch…where be your dick?”

  14. Josie Goldberg Monokini Eating Ice Cream
    blarg
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    I’ve never seen momma june look sexier.

  15. Holly Hagan Cleavage Lingerie NUTS Preview Twitter
    blarg
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    blow-up dolls are supposed to have open mouths

  16. Penny Marshall Gold Shoes Laker Game
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    Always the debutante…

  17. Some Dude Staring Into Dolshe Gulsens Bikini Bottom
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    He’s just checking out the package before he uses it later. Always test before you buy.

  18. Larry King Yelling Leather Jacket
    toopier
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    The guy behind him failed him 3 stooges audition.

  19. Candice Swanepoel Bikini Twitter
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    That’s a nice ass.

  20. Josie Goldberg Monokini Eating Ice Cream
    Stewie
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    A brotha’s wet dream.

  21. Leonardo DiCaprio Grabbing Womans Neck Yacht Australia
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    “I can do with my property as I so desire.”

  22. Penny Marshall Gold Shoes Laker Game
    #&^!%@
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    GAAHH!!!!

  23. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Horse Twitter
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    The horse is hotter than she is.

  24. Larry King Yelling Leather Jacket
    #&^!%@
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    zombie gollum

  25. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    #&^!%@
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    after the last two pictures she looks like a fucking goddess.

  26. Jonah Hill
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    “What do you mean I got to pay for two seats?”

  27. Rosie O'Donnell Speed Boat
    Stewie
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    You’re going to need a bigger boat.

  28. Naomi Watts Nipple Swimsuit
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    I totally still would. She looks pretty damn good for a woman with kids in her 40′s.

  29. Ryan Seacrest GMA
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    He’s the one responsible for giving Kim Kardashian a TV show. He can go fuck himself and burn in hell.

  30. Guy Fieri Gut Shirtless Bathing Suit
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    Sweet camo hair.

  31. Rita Ora Bikini Twitter
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    Love the angle.

  32. Channing Tatum Shirtless Jenna Dewan Pregnant Belly Bikini
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    “Awww come on! I want to build a sand castle! You never let me do anything fun.”

  33. Pauly Shore Short Bathing Suit Jill Martin Butt Bikini
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    He was never funny.

  34. Holly Hagan Cleavage Lingerie NUTS Preview Twitter
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    I love all that I see here. No complaints.

  35. Rumer Willis Jayson Blair
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    That’s the best chin angle for her.

  36. John Mayer Santa Hat Katy Perry Santa Barbara Childrens Hospital
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    Well, now the kids will have to be treated for douchbagerry. There is no known cure.

  37. Rosie O'Donnell Speed Boat
    jep
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    Oh look, Moby Dick stole Ahab’s boat.

  38. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Ducklips Pure Nightclub New Years Eve Party
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    I want wreck her big fake ass so badly.

  39. Penny Marshall Gold Shoes Laker Game
    jep
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    Holy Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!

  40. Mariah Carey Heels Nick Cannon Marina
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    God forbid Mariah dress appropriately. Nick has to do all the work while she has another servant guide her wobbly ass down the dock. A narcissist and a mangina. Match made in heaven.

  41. Coco Cleavage LAX Nightclub New Years Eve Party
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    Delicious.

  42. Josie Goldberg Monokini Eating Ice Cream
    JPC
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    If not for the caption, would have sworn that was Ke$ha

  43. John Mayer Santa Hat Katy Perry Santa Barbara Childrens Hospital
    Number 2
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    I really hope there was a total lack of thought put into this by the hospital: “Let’s get John Mayer in here” “Yeah, great idea”

  44. Rosie O'Donnell Speed Boat
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    The sea slug is making for the sea shore.

  45. Josie Goldberg Monokini Eating Ice Cream
    Qmak
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    The Real Housewives of Diabetes

  46. Penny Marshall Gold Shoes Laker Game
    Dean
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    Couldn’t have happen to a nicer person. What a beauty….spit…spit…spit!!!

    I once saw her at a gas station actually pumping her own gas, and you could just feel the hate coming out of her, it was evil I say, pure evil.

  47. Some Dude Staring Into Dolshe Gulsens Bikini Bottom
    Toe Jam
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    doo doo butter….mud butt.

  48. Eric Johnson Donald Faison Bike Ride
    Fishballs
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    Who?

  49. Josie Goldberg Monokini Eating Ice Cream
    Toe Jam
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    What the hell happened to Kate Upton?

  50. Guy Fieri Gut Shirtless Bathing Suit
    Fishballs
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    That’s a striking bathing suit, and, by that I mean anyone wearing it should be struck.

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