Welcome to the first The Crap We Missed of 2013, which I can promise you won’t be mean-spirited like last year. This time around I’m choosing uplifting images, like that lead shot up there. Those people aren’t even famous, but I don’t think that man’s inspirational act should go unnoticed. Complain if you must, but I just think it would be wrong to keep posting out-of-context shots like this chick eating ice cream in a monokini or Guy Fieri wearing exactly the kind of bathing suit you’d expect from him or a white, middle-aged rap/MMA enthusiast wearing socks and high-tops on the beach. Last year, I would have called these guys Sons Of Applebee’s, and I would have probably used this Leonardo DiCaprio picture to assume that as a result of his unlimited access to supermodel vagina, he’s now emotionally dulled to the point where murder is the only way he can achieve sexual release and the crowd of sycophants aboard his yacht will do nothing but help him dispose of this poor woman’s body. No more. From here on out it’s going to be cats falling out of baskets and giggling babies.
Totally new leaf, I promise,
- Photo Boy
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Looks like he’s gone 50% Kevin Smith with his wardrobe…he’s only a hockey jersey away from total acceptance.
So, you can buy a bib for your gunt now? Interesting…
Note to self: start a grindcore band. Call it “GuntBib.”
Who?
Now I know what happened to George Clooney’s “Batman and Robin” suit with the Bat-Nipples.
worst pic of her, but she’s a hottie, unlike most of the rest of the victorias secret models.
*cough*Alessandra Ambrosio*cough*Adriana Lima*cough*
I don’t know who she is, but the slack jawed, thousand yard stare tells me she’s seen Terry Richardsons’s apartment and isn’t ready to talk about it.
She should have blanked out the other letters, and just kept the “L” on the front of the shirt.
They’re remaking Miami Vice, with officers Crockett & Tubby
Aha! Jonah Hill! Clever disguise…but the ice cream gave you away!
They’re actually in a no-wake zone…
So you take a piece of paper, like this, scribble on it with the Sharpie, then sniff real deep.
Hey, I’ll give you a dollar if you take my picture.
“Yo, Bitch…where be your dick?”
I’ve never seen momma june look sexier.
blow-up dolls are supposed to have open mouths
Always the debutante…
He’s just checking out the package before he uses it later. Always test before you buy.
The guy behind him failed him 3 stooges audition.
That’s a nice ass.
A brotha’s wet dream.
Not this ‘brotha.’
“I can do with my property as I so desire.”
GAAHH!!!!
The horse is hotter than she is.
zombie gollum
after the last two pictures she looks like a fucking goddess.
“What do you mean I got to pay for two seats?”
You’re going to need a bigger boat.
I totally still would. She looks pretty damn good for a woman with kids in her 40′s.
I wish we still had the zoom button.
He’s the one responsible for giving Kim Kardashian a TV show. He can go fuck himself and burn in hell.
I wish I could thumbs this up more.
Sweet camo hair.
Love the angle.
“Awww come on! I want to build a sand castle! You never let me do anything fun.”
He was never funny.
I love all that I see here. No complaints.
That’s the best chin angle for her.
Right! She actually looks like Kiera Knightly from this angle.
Well, now the kids will have to be treated for douchbagerry. There is no known cure.
Oh look, Moby Dick stole Ahab’s boat.
I want wreck her big fake ass so badly.
Holy Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!
God forbid Mariah dress appropriately. Nick has to do all the work while she has another servant guide her wobbly ass down the dock. A narcissist and a mangina. Match made in heaven.
Delicious.
If not for the caption, would have sworn that was Ke$ha
I really hope there was a total lack of thought put into this by the hospital: “Let’s get John Mayer in here” “Yeah, great idea”
The sea slug is making for the sea shore.
The Real Housewives of Diabetes
Couldn’t have happen to a nicer person. What a beauty….spit…spit…spit!!!
I once saw her at a gas station actually pumping her own gas, and you could just feel the hate coming out of her, it was evil I say, pure evil.
doo doo butter….mud butt.
Who?
What the hell happened to Kate Upton?
That’s a striking bathing suit, and, by that I mean anyone wearing it should be struck.