The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.2.13

January 2nd, 2013 // 310 Comments

Welcome to the first The Crap We Missed of 2013, which I can promise you won’t be mean-spirited like last year. This time around I’m choosing uplifting images, like that lead shot up there. Those people aren’t even famous, but I don’t think that man’s inspirational act should go unnoticed. Complain if you must, but I just think it would be wrong to keep posting out-of-context shots like this chick eating ice cream in a monokini or Guy Fieri wearing exactly the kind of bathing suit you’d expect from him or a white, middle-aged rap/MMA enthusiast wearing socks and high-tops on the beach. Last year, I would have called these guys Sons Of Applebee’s, and I would have probably used this Leonardo DiCaprio picture to assume that as a result of his unlimited access to supermodel vagina, he’s now emotionally dulled to the point where murder is the only way he can achieve sexual release and the crowd of sycophants aboard his yacht will do nothing but help him dispose of this poor woman’s body. No more. From here on out it’s going to be cats falling out of baskets and giggling babies.

Totally new leaf, I promise,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Guy Fieri Gut Shirtless Bathing Suit
    WHOMYSON
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    We’re going to need a bigger boat.

  2. Jude Law Laughing Shirtless Bathing Suit
    papastryfe
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    Yep, she didn’t hide Captain Winky back there, either. Thank you, Ace Ventura.

  3. Some Dude Staring Into Dolshe Gulsens Bikini Bottom
    Josephus
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    “Please not again…please not again…pleeease…all riiiiiight.”

  4. Leonardo DiCaprio Grabbing Womans Neck Yacht Australia
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    “Would you like…..multiple STDs, my dear?”

  5. Jude Law Laughing Shirtless Bathing Suit
    papastryfe
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    Aaaand…thank you IE9 for being craptastic and posting my comment on the wrong picture.

  6. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Horse Twitter
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    That horse has that “I’m gonna get laid!” look to him.

  7. Rosie O'Donnell Speed Boat
    booya
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    that is a boat that has no chance of planing

  8. Josie Goldberg Monokini Eating Ice Cream
    duder
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    That wouldn’t even look good on someone who wasn’t eating pieces of herself that fell off due to type II diabetes.

  9. Some Dude Staring Into Dolshe Gulsens Bikini Bottom
    Siobhan M
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    Quick view of her twitter reveals the mystery man to be Bobby Roache https://twitter.com/bobbyroache

  10. Josie Goldberg Monokini Eating Ice Cream
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    Takes guts to wear that thing…..or should I say “a gut”

  11. Penny Marshall Gold Shoes Laker Game
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    It’s a custom jersey that says “Cobblepot” on the back.

  12. Channing Tatum Shirtless Jenna Dewan Pregnant Belly Bikini
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    “Do it! Call me g@y one more fucking time for shaving my body hair!”

  13. Some Dude Staring Into Dolshe Gulsens Bikini Bottom
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    “I had a burrito for lunch…”
    “I know…”

  14. Some Dude Staring Into Dolshe Gulsens Bikini Bottom
    Animal
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    Checking to see if it’s time to change her diaper.

  15. Guy Fieri Gut Shirtless Bathing Suit
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    “mmmm…..I just got an idea….”Seriously Spicy Seagull”…..BAM, DONE DEAL!!”

    • If anybody knew it was as easy as being a douchebag and deep drying stupid combinations of food, then we’d all be rich – but he did it first, so he wins. He isn’t even a trained chef, so again, any of us could have been this guy. Good for him, but I want shove his head into a bucket of Nair and burn his stupid sunglasses and Havana shirts.

  16. Leonardo DiCaprio Grabbing Womans Neck Yacht Australia
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    “Listen, whatever your name is, I will literally choke you if you mention the word marriage… Now, BJ?”

  17. Leonardo DiCaprio Grabbing Womans Neck Yacht Australia
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    “You want me to take you up front and do that “King of the world” thing from Titanic?…No.

  18. John Mayer Santa Hat Katy Perry Santa Barbara Childrens Hospital
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    Katy has that “I just caught you looking down her shirt at her tits right in front of me” look.

    Not that I’ve ever gotten that or anything.

  19. Ryan Seacrest GMA
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    “Yeah… bend over you little twink.. yeah, give it to daddy…”

  20. Naomi Watts Nipple Swimsuit
    HackSaw
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    I got nothing

  21. Coco Cleavage LAX Nightclub New Years Eve Party
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, she’s going south fast!

  22. Channing Tatum Shirtless Jenna Dewan Pregnant Belly Bikini
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    “Nuh uhhhh this is MY rock….”

  23. Nicole Minetti Butt Bikini
    Animal
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    Nice. From the shoulders down.

  24. Holly Hagan Cleavage Lingerie NUTS Preview Twitter
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    Yeah, I’d tear it up…

  25. Nicole Minetti Butt Bikini
    sc4play
    Commented on this photo:

    I….I….I…..don’t know where to start……..

  26. Rosie O'Donnell Speed Boat
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    Where’s Ahab when you need him…

  27. Jonah Hill
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    Sir, you are gonna have to pay for two seats on this shuttle.

  28. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Horse Twitter
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    Proof that a horse and a duck can get along.

  29. Some Dude Staring Into Dolshe Gulsens Bikini Bottom
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    Geordi LaForge engages in his latest holodeck fantasy.

  30. Holly Hagan Cleavage Lingerie NUTS Preview Twitter
    HackSaw
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    I’d hit it.

  31. Venus Williams Booty Shorts
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    I can’t be the only one expecting that thing to become un-tucked…

  32. Larry King Yelling Leather Jacket
    Animal
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    When his mother told him his face would freeze like that, little Larry scoffed.

  33. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Ducklips Pure Nightclub New Years Eve Party
    sc4play
    Commented on this photo:

    Well….that certainly took care of any boner issues from the last photo!! Thanks, guys!

  34. Some Dude Staring Into Dolshe Gulsens Bikini Bottom
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    I don’t even know who the fuck she is, why should we care who he is?

  35. Silvia Abbate Bikini
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    Wow, I’m really confused by this woman, her stomach and hips scream teenager, but her side profile shot makes her look like some haggard missing link…

  36. Mariah Carey Heels Nick Cannon Marina
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    This is exactly how pictured his life to turn out…

  37. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Horse Twitter
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I must’ve missed this ep of Sex & The City.

  38. Rosie O'Donnell Speed Boat
    Animal
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    What a different picture this would be if Rosie was positioned where the kids are.

  39. Nicole Minetti Butt Bikini
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Perfection that can overcome even the duckiest of lips.

  40. Holly Hagan Cleavage Lingerie NUTS Preview Twitter
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    “…And so, the mighty whale took to hunt its arch-nemesis on his terms.”

  41. Ryan Seacrest GMA
    Commented on this photo:

    Ryan: I feel dick is inside me everyday.
    Interviewer: You mean Dick Clark?
    Ryan: Okay…

  42. John Mayer Santa Hat Katy Perry Santa Barbara Childrens Hospital
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    “Oh, I put my cell number in each card in case there are hot moms.”

  43. Rosie O'Donnell Speed Boat
    Frank Burns
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    “Thar she blows! Erm, licks!”

  44. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Ducklips Pure Nightclub New Years Eve Party
    sc4play
    Commented on this photo:

    Well this pic certainly took care of any boner issues from the last one. Thanks, guys!

  45. Larry King Yelling Leather Jacket
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    Hipster Ring Wraith.

  46. Penny Marshall Gold Shoes Laker Game
    dontkillthemessenger
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    We shouldn’t assume that this is the woman Kobe got in trouble with in that Colorado hotel room. We shouldn’t even assume this is a woman.

  47. Some Dude Staring Into Dolshe Gulsens Bikini Bottom
    Hey OHhhhhh
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    Hes clearly checking if his penis has gone completly through and come out the top side.

  48. Some Dude Staring Into Dolshe Gulsens Bikini Bottom
    Smapdi
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    “Hmm, these are just about my size. Can’t wait until she goes to sleep so I can try them on.”

  49. Penny Marshall Gold Shoes Laker Game
    Commented on this photo:

    Is Penny Marshall standing behind Gerard Depardieau?

  50. Some Dude Staring Into Dolshe Gulsens Bikini Bottom
    Jentilly
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    What the…is that a tail?

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