Ha! Sipowicz banged her. — God, I’m old…
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you earlier than usual today because we kind of feel like scabs with all this SOPA action going on. Then again, as much as I want to protect our site and others like Geekologie and TheOatmeal.com, the omelet bar in my basement isn’t going to staff itself with a decent chef. PTOO! You call this Western?! Back to Home Depot, Alejandro!
Pretend SOPA stole your usual boob-filled bonus gallery,
- The Superficial
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private part | January 18, 2012 at 3:19 pm
Checking out already, Fish??? Slack.
freedom | January 18, 2012 at 4:15 pm
Tell your Reps, “Don’t bend over and pick up the SOPA”, as if most of them needed a reason.
LegMan | January 18, 2012 at 4:46 pm
That’s SOPA-king stupid!
Fletch | January 18, 2012 at 4:26 pm
“boob-filled bonus gallery”
I actually clicked the link which I usually don’t do. Thank God I did; I love that woman.
shoddycursive | January 18, 2012 at 5:08 pm
It’s okay everyone! I’m sure Obama will veto it just like he vetoed the NDAA! Oh, wait…
*eyeroll*
Vote wisely next year, kids.
POWW | January 18, 2012 at 5:18 pm
Glad to see you didn’t totally cave, even though you checked out early, you STILL made sure you gave your “customers” what they wanted. Freedom is a beautiful thing.
doctor snuggles | January 18, 2012 at 11:21 pm
listen: when women are past fourty, try a bathing suit like this woman here….
Nobody's Second Cousin | January 19, 2012 at 1:48 pm
Does every needy woman in Hollywood own this dress? Or do they just pass it around and occasionally dye it a different colour?