Ha! Sipowicz banged her. — God, I’m old…
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you earlier than usual today because we kind of feel like scabs with all this SOPA action going on. Then again, as much as I want to protect our site and others like Geekologie and TheOatmeal.com, the omelet bar in my basement isn’t going to staff itself with a decent chef. PTOO! You call this Western?! Back to Home Depot, Alejandro!
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“You found someone who thinks I’m a good actress??”
He sits in a puddle of his own drool , but yeah, we found him.
Checking out already, Fish??? Slack.
If she loves PETA so much, why did she kill a giant sloth and then use its corpse as a purse?
She keeps believing if she makes Joker-like faces someone will eventually notice she has a face…
I actually had to look at the pic again to see what you are talking about. Still don’t see it. Oh wait, the face. I get it now.
“Hahahaha… Yeah, make fun of my tiny little girl feet one more time and I WILL eat this dog!”
What is it with that? Did he still those legs and the bib overalls from a 5 year old?
I think AA should have this be their new PSA poster…
“I’m married? God, I thought she was my nurse!”
I never thought I’d see the day when Richard Simmons got a haircut…
“So then I punched him in his face and stole his leotard. Who’s laughing now, Richard Simmons?”
That is one brave little girl, stealing Tobey’s scooter like that…
if she squats down and waits long enough on that sidewalk i’m sure the city trash truck would throw her right in.
Still Smoking Hot
Yeah, hard to believe that this is the lady that invented the American flag so many dozens of years ago.
You’re thinking of Betsy Ross, who went on to become Lieut. Gov. of New York. This is Charlotte Ross, who inspired the invention of a French pastry.
Yeah, that’s the joke
Was she the nanny from Facts of Life?
We get it: you’re yoked. Now, what’s with the murse?
It’s a holster for his ‘guns’.
Still a Douche Bag
Because no one at the airport these days notices someone with a scarf draped over their head…
I am so hungry right now
JLH’s dress looks about three sizes too big on her. Oh, right.
no showing off your I.Q. points today Ms. Fishface?
Nice eyebrows, Nancy.
¡chola loca!
Apprentice what?
In every picture there’s an old guy in the back goosing Katherine Heigl.
He is to Bieber what Madonna is to Lady Gaga.
Batshit crazy + Depends = happy anniversary!
Correction, that’s Style Icon Amber Rose.
Damn Straight!
More like Mecca-lecca-hi, lecca-hiney-ho, amirite?
Didn’t they make her bang Sipowitz?
Oh good Lord. He is competing to be Richard Simmons’ apprentice?
Now that I would watch.
Isn’t that Dog the Bounty Hunter’s kid?
You think YOU’RE old, Fish? To me, she will always be Eve from DOOL.
Ditto.
It’s Gilly!
Is this the line for auditions?
Damn, Flicka, I’m glad you lost all that weight, but close your mouth!
One of them wears a bandana around his neck and catches frisbees on the beach in mid-air with his teeth. The other is a dog.
Larry King looks gay without his glasses.
Good one puttin
The girl behind her has the most appropriate reaction possible.
She heard Megan say ‘I hope I can make it through the crowds of paparazzi.’
Wall Street 3: Money Never Hurries Up And Fucking Dies, Already
For the first time in my life I am going to consider watching celebrity apprentice. Then not.
I would be just staring at her legs the whole time if I was there, no foolin’.
Unless a favorable breeze came along and Marilyn Monroed that skirt.
Guerillas have taken over the Banana Republic!
It sounds a lot funnier when I say it out loud at my monitor.
Hands so cold…so cold.
Nope. Camo didn’t work.
You know what goes with fatigues? White polished stiletto nails.
those aren’t fatigues.
actually, they aren’t anything, it appears to be a woodland cammo janitor jumpsuit.
Exactly
Outside the shot: “You heard me. Instead of autographing those Grey’s Anatomy cast photos, you should be taking a shit on them. It’s certainly more fitting.”
Pamela Anderson called, and does not want her swimsuit back.
Oh good God, all that’s missing is a straw fedora, and a sarsaparilla.
To famous to light his own farts.
SpiderMan DiCaprio.
Poor bastard. Probably saw Robert Redford and thought he was the Grim Reaper.
It wouldn’t be a Crap We Missed without a picture of Rose McGowan. So what’s next? Rita Rustic in a bikini?
actually last week there were no Rose McGowan pics. but he did put in a Dita.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
He called it in today, didnt he?
DOH!
Uhm, next time Eric please choose another chick to call out. Apparently, it works.
All Hail Eric. Eric has the power
I think it’s cool that her and her dad have a relationship like that in which they go out to dinner.