The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.18.12

January 18th, 2012 // 323 Comments

Ha! Sipowicz banged her. — God, I’m old…

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you earlier than usual today because we kind of feel like scabs with all this SOPA action going on. Then again, as much as I want to protect our site and others like Geekologie and TheOatmeal.com, the omelet bar in my basement isn’t going to staff itself with a decent chef. PTOO! You call this Western?! Back to Home Depot, Alejandro!

Pretend SOPA stole your usual boob-filled bonus gallery,

- The Superficial

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Katherine Heigl
    JC
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    “You found someone who thinks I’m a good actress??”

  2. private part

    Checking out already, Fish??? Slack.

  3. Olivia Munn Butt Tight Jeans
    JC
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    If she loves PETA so much, why did she kill a giant sloth and then use its corpse as a purse?

  4. Carla Gugino Cleavage
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    She keeps believing if she makes Joker-like faces someone will eventually notice she has a face…

  5. David Hasselhoff Celebrity Apprentice Australia
    Raoul
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    “Hahahaha… Yeah, make fun of my tiny little girl feet one more time and I WILL eat this dog!”

  6. David Hasselhoff Celebrity Apprentice Australia
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    I think AA should have this be their new PSA poster…

  7. Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas
    Raoul
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    “I’m married? God, I thought she was my nurse!”

  8. David Hasselhoff Celebrity Apprentice Australia
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    I never thought I’d see the day when Richard Simmons got a haircut…

  9. David Hasselhoff Celebrity Apprentice Australia
    Raoul
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    “So then I punched him in his face and stole his leotard. Who’s laughing now, Richard Simmons?”

  10. Tobey Maguire Daughter Ruby
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    That is one brave little girl, stealing Tobey’s scooter like that…

  11. Amber Rose Leather Vest Camoflauge
    Any Guy
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    if she squats down and waits long enough on that sidewalk i’m sure the city trash truck would throw her right in.

  12. Charlotte Ross Cleavage
    Coyote
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    Still Smoking Hot

  13. Kellan Lutz Workout Clothes Backpack
    Raoul
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    We get it: you’re yoked. Now, what’s with the murse?

  14. Vanilla Ice
    Coyote
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    Still a Douche Bag

  15. Megan Fox Hat Hiding Face
    Raoul
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    Because no one at the airport these days notices someone with a scarf draped over their head…

  16. Olivia Munn Butt Tight Jeans
    Coyote
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    I am so hungry right now

  17. Charlotte Ross Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    JLH’s dress looks about three sizes too big on her. Oh, right.

  18. Rose McGowan
    Any Guy
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    no showing off your I.Q. points today Ms. Fishface?

  19. Vanilla Ice
    it had to be said
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    Nice eyebrows, Nancy.

  20. David Hasselhoff Celebrity Apprentice Australia
    it had to be said
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    Apprentice what?

  21. Katherine Heigl
    it had to be said
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    In every picture there’s an old guy in the back goosing Katherine Heigl.

  22. Vanilla Ice
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    He is to Bieber what Madonna is to Lady Gaga.

  23. Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas
    it had to be said
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    Batshit crazy + Depends = happy anniversary!

  24. Amber Rose Leather Vest Camoflauge
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Correction, that’s Style Icon Amber Rose.

  25. Carla Gugino Cleavage
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    More like Mecca-lecca-hi, lecca-hiney-ho, amirite?

  26. Charlotte Ross Cleavage
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Didn’t they make her bang Sipowitz?

  27. David Hasselhoff Celebrity Apprentice Australia
    it had to be said
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    Oh good Lord. He is competing to be Richard Simmons’ apprentice?

  28. Kellan Lutz Workout Clothes Backpack
    it had to be said
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    Isn’t that Dog the Bounty Hunter’s kid?

  29. Charlotte Ross Cleavage
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    You think YOU’RE old, Fish? To me, she will always be Eve from DOOL.

  30. Carla Gugino Cleavage
    Mhm
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    It’s Gilly!

  31. Megan Fox Hat Hiding Face
    it had to be said
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    Is this the line for auditions?

  32. Jennifer Hudson
    it had to be said
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    Damn, Flicka, I’m glad you lost all that weight, but close your mouth!

  33. David Hasselhoff Celebrity Apprentice Australia
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    One of them wears a bandana around his neck and catches frisbees on the beach in mid-air with his teeth. The other is a dog.

  34. David Hasselhoff Celebrity Apprentice Australia
    Puttin on it
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    Larry King looks gay without his glasses.

  35. Megan Fox Hat Hiding Face
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    The girl behind her has the most appropriate reaction possible.

  36. Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas
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    Wall Street 3: Money Never Hurries Up And Fucking Dies, Already

  37. David Hasselhoff Celebrity Apprentice Australia
    Postulate the Prostate
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    For the first time in my life I am going to consider watching celebrity apprentice. Then not.

  38. Rachel McAdams Legs Short Skirt
    God Damn
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    I would be just staring at her legs the whole time if I was there, no foolin’.

  39. Amber Rose Leather Vest Camoflauge
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    Guerillas have taken over the Banana Republic!

  40. Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas
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    Hands so cold…so cold.

  41. Amber Rose Leather Vest Camoflauge
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    Nope. Camo didn’t work.

  42. Katherine Heigl
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    Outside the shot: “You heard me. Instead of autographing those Grey’s Anatomy cast photos, you should be taking a shit on them. It’s certainly more fitting.”

  43. David Hasselhoff Celebrity Apprentice Australia
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    Pamela Anderson called, and does not want her swimsuit back.

  44. David Hasselhoff Celebrity Apprentice Australia
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    Oh good God, all that’s missing is a straw fedora, and a sarsaparilla.

  45. David Hasselhoff Celebrity Apprentice Australia
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    To famous to light his own farts.

  46. Tobey Maguire Daughter Ruby
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    SpiderMan DiCaprio.

  47. Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas
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    Poor bastard. Probably saw Robert Redford and thought he was the Grim Reaper.

  48. Rose McGowan
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    It wouldn’t be a Crap We Missed without a picture of Rose McGowan. So what’s next? Rita Rustic in a bikini?

  49. Rita Rusic Bikini
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    DOH!

  50. Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I think it’s cool that her and her dad have a relationship like that in which they go out to dinner.

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