The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.18.12

Ha! Sipowicz banged her. — God, I’m old…

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you earlier than usual today because we kind of feel like scabs with all this SOPA action going on. Then again, as much as I want to protect our site and others like Geekologie and, the omelet bar in my basement isn’t going to staff itself with a decent chef. PTOO! You call this Western?! Back to Home Depot, Alejandro!

Pretend SOPA stole your usual boob-filled bonus gallery,

- The Superficial

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