If you noticed the dude’s face and went, “Who’s that guy,” congratulations on coming out.
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that none of you are reading because you’re probably out stocking up on high-capacity magazines for when President Nick Brody Obama orders the military to kick in your trailer door and force you to witness a homosexual wedding. It’s all part of his plan, if your eyes are truly open. Anyway, aside from today’s not-at-all-assault on the 2nd Amendment, it was also ‘Show Your Bra Day’ on Twitter, whether you do it at your job, or you have no discernible job or even if you’re Shakira and why dear God, why do you have to ruin everything, you bastard?! We’ve also got Kobe Bryant, who’s going to be shopping for another 48 carat diamond real soon, Kim Kardashian, whose calf-birthing hips are filling out nicely, Channing Tatum either hamm-boning or that’s the sexiest shadow I’ve ever seen, and Chris Brown looking his straight-up gansterest.
I said no sprinkles, BITCH!
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And I thought it couldn’t get worse!
You CANNOT follow a picture of Candice Swanepoel with a picture of Kathy Griffin. What is this, some type of Clockwork Orange treatment to induce impotence?
You know how in the Viagra and Cialis commercials they say to contact a doctor if you have an erection that lasts for 4+ hours? This is who the doctor sends as a remedy.
What a gentleman…
The look of a man who knows this isn’t going to last. Which is still a better look then the look of a man who knows it’s never going to happen.
A woman whose meager talent was always surpassed by showing off her boobs showed off her boobs while trying to display her meager talent. Film at 11.
Grandpa, what’s film?
Fuck you, that’s what film is.
“I got dressed all by myself today!”
“Look, we’ll quickly run down to the canyon, move the buried body, and after that go grab a protein shake and a sandwich, how’s that?”
According to the Camwhore Guide — “The cellphone must be near the eyes with a decent visibility to the screen in order to take pictures on which you look better than you actually do by choosing the optimal angle.”
He must be walking in the part of LA that has a better class of grafitti.
Wait, where’s Cesar’s other hand?
“Hahahaha! Whew, you really had me going when you said you didn’t have any coke! Oh man, that was a good one. Now let me hold the bag….”
INTERVIEWER: “Can you point to your head, Jeremy?”
JEREMY IRONS [pointing to head]: “Head.”
Wilburrrrrrrr.
Child-bearing hips don’t lie
Does this guy ever *not* look like a raging loser?
“So then I said, ‘why yes, I AM an old, washed up coke dinosaur! RAWR!”
Another who can do no wrong.
How hard do you think Reggie Bush laughs at pics of her?!
Even when she use to have the wooly caterpillar brow, she was bangable!
Man up and show us your bare titties!:)
Pretty asstastic!
desperate old lady…props that she stays slim, but really?
WIDE LOAD!!!!!!!!! God this woman is huge, her body makes me sick to my stomach
Another desperate wannabe posting her body of twitter, nothing new here
Perfect body. I love those endless legs!
thunder thighs.
“We are going to need thicker leather!”
NICE GAMMS!!!
She looks asian
Ease up on the nasal-cam for chrissake
Obviously this was taken on “casual Friday.”
This is one woman who really warms the ca-ca’s of my heart!
Does this woman have any redeeming social value whatsoever? I surely can’t think of one…
“I said: How many of you guys would like to touch my naked breasts…???
…Hello…???… YooooooHoooooo…is this fucking microphone even ON?”
What’s the opposite of a walk of shame?
Is that…Jon Hamm?
I’m not interested in what he’s selling out of his truck. Or van.
Iron Man-purse fanny pack?
Those headphone are supposed to go on your ears, dear.
No, you’re looking for Daniel Day-Lewis. Happens all the time.
Side effects include third arm.
Wanna see me put my lipstick on with this?