The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.16.13

January 16th, 2013 // 338 Comments

If you noticed the dude’s face and went, “Who’s that guy,” congratulations on coming out.

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that none of you are reading because you’re probably out stocking up on high-capacity magazines for when President Nick Brody Obama orders the military to kick in your trailer door and force you to witness a homosexual wedding. It’s all part of his plan, if your eyes are truly open. Anyway, aside from today’s not-at-all-assault on the 2nd Amendment, it was also ‘Show Your Bra Day’ on Twitter, whether you do it at your job, or you have no discernible job or even if you’re Shakira and why dear God, why do you have to ruin everything, you bastard?! We’ve also got Kobe Bryant, who’s going to be shopping for another 48 carat diamond real soon, Kim Kardashian, whose calf-birthing hips are filling out nicely, Channing Tatum either hamm-boning or that’s the sexiest shadow I’ve ever seen, and Chris Brown looking his straight-up gansterest.

I said no sprinkles, BITCH!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Molly Ringwald at 54 Below Night Club
    AteIsEnough
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    And I thought it couldn’t get worse!

  2. Kathy Griffin Kristin Chenoweth Genlux Cover Celebration
    All Penises
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    You CANNOT follow a picture of Candice Swanepoel with a picture of Kathy Griffin. What is this, some type of Clockwork Orange treatment to induce impotence?

    • You know how in the Viagra and Cialis commercials they say to contact a doctor if you have an erection that lasts for 4+ hours? This is who the doctor sends as a remedy.

  3. Mischa Barton Huge Butt Pumping Gas
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    What a gentleman…

  4. Kate Upton Sebastian Beacon Mercedes Benz Super Bowl Commercial Preview
    Tom Cruise's Magical Penis
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    The look of a man who knows this isn’t going to last. Which is still a better look then the look of a man who knows it’s never going to happen.

  5. Geri Halliwell Bra Recording Studio Twitter
    Tom Cruise's Magical Penis
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    A woman whose meager talent was always surpassed by showing off her boobs showed off her boobs while trying to display her meager talent. Film at 11.
    Grandpa, what’s film?
    Fuck you, that’s what film is.

  6. Phoebe Price Cleavage
    Fres
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    “I got dressed all by myself today!”

  7. Channing Tatum Dickprint Sweatshorts Jenna Dewan
    EZ-B
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    “Look, we’ll quickly run down to the canyon, move the buried body, and after that go grab a protein shake and a sandwich, how’s that?”

  8. Maria Fowler Bra Abs Twitter
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    According to the Camwhore Guide — “The cellphone must be near the eyes with a decent visibility to the screen in order to take pictures on which you look better than you actually do by choosing the optimal angle.”

  9. Robert Downey Jr Satchel Carrying Brown Bags
    EZ-B
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    He must be walking in the part of LA that has a better class of grafitti.

  10. Cesar Millan Dog Licking Face Book Signing
    EZ-B
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    Wait, where’s Cesar’s other hand?

  11. Michael Madsen G Star RAW Runway Show Berlin
    EZ-B
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    “Hahahaha! Whew, you really had me going when you said you didn’t have any coke! Oh man, that was a good one. Now let me hold the bag….”

  12. Jeremy Irons PBS Winter Television Critics Association Press Tour
    catapostrophe
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    INTERVIEWER: “Can you point to your head, Jeremy?”

    JEREMY IRONS [pointing to head]: “Head.”

  13. Molly Ringwald at 54 Below Night Club
    bbiowa
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    Wilburrrrrrrr.

  14. Shakira Bikini Pregnant Belly Gerard Pique Shirtless Twitter
    KC
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    Child-bearing hips don’t lie

  15. Chris Brown Derpface Ice Cream Jacket
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    Does this guy ever *not* look like a raging loser?

  16. Charlie Sheen Jimmy Fallon Late Night
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    “So then I said, ‘why yes, I AM an old, washed up coke dinosaur! RAWR!”

  17. Jeremy Irons PBS Winter Television Critics Association Press Tour
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    Another who can do no wrong.

  18. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Hips
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    How hard do you think Reggie Bush laughs at pics of her?!

  19. Jennifer Connelly Crazy Face Winters Tale Set
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    Even when she use to have the wooly caterpillar brow, she was bangable!

  20. Maria Fowler Bra Abs Twitter
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    Man up and show us your bare titties!:)

  21. Ali Larter Butt Spandex Pants
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    Pretty asstastic!

  22. Geri Halliwell Bra Recording Studio Twitter
    skinny bitch
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    desperate old lady…props that she stays slim, but really?

  23. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Hips
    skinny bitch
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    WIDE LOAD!!!!!!!!! God this woman is huge, her body makes me sick to my stomach

  24. Maria Fowler Bra Abs Twitter
    skinny bitch
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    Another desperate wannabe posting her body of twitter, nothing new here

  25. Candice Swanepoel Legs Short Shorts Ripped T Shirt Holding Dog
    skinny bitch
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    Perfect body. I love those endless legs!

  26. Monica Potter Swimsuit Parenthood Set
    skinny bitch
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    thunder thighs.

  27. Kourtney Kardashian Tight Leather Top
    Austin (Danger) Powers
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    “We are going to need thicker leather!”

  28. Ali Larter Butt Spandex Pants
    Austin (Danger) Powers
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    NICE GAMMS!!!

  29. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Hips
    claire
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    She looks asian

  30. Bizzy Bone Braids Victor Ortiz Frangrance VO Launch Party
    Ms
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    Ease up on the nasal-cam for chrissake

  31. Geri Halliwell Bra Recording Studio Twitter
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    Obviously this was taken on “casual Friday.”

  32. Candice Swanepoel Legs Short Shorts Ripped T Shirt Holding Dog
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    This is one woman who really warms the ca-ca’s of my heart!

  33. Kathy Griffin Kristin Chenoweth Genlux Cover Celebration
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    Does this woman have any redeeming social value whatsoever? I surely can’t think of one…

  34. Molly Ringwald at 54 Below Night Club
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    “I said: How many of you guys would like to touch my naked breasts…???

    …Hello…???… YooooooHoooooo…is this fucking microphone even ON?”

  35. Channing Tatum Dickprint Sweatshorts Jenna Dewan
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    What’s the opposite of a walk of shame?

  36. Jennifer Connelly Crazy Face Winters Tale Set
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    Is that…Jon Hamm?

  37. Chris Brown Derpface Ice Cream Jacket
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    I’m not interested in what he’s selling out of his truck. Or van.

  38. Robert Downey Jr Satchel Carrying Brown Bags
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    Iron Man-purse fanny pack?

  39. Kourtney Kardashian Tight Leather Top
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    Those headphone are supposed to go on your ears, dear.

  40. Jeremy Irons PBS Winter Television Critics Association Press Tour
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    No, you’re looking for Daniel Day-Lewis. Happens all the time.

  41. Monica Potter Swimsuit Parenthood Set
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    Side effects include third arm.

  42. Molly Ringwald at 54 Below Night Club
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    Wanna see me put my lipstick on with this?

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