The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.16.13

January 16th, 2013 // 338 Comments

If you noticed the dude’s face and went, “Who’s that guy,” congratulations on coming out.

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that none of you are reading because you’re probably out stocking up on high-capacity magazines for when President Nick Brody Obama orders the military to kick in your trailer door and force you to witness a homosexual wedding. It’s all part of his plan, if your eyes are truly open. Anyway, aside from today’s not-at-all-assault on the 2nd Amendment, it was also ‘Show Your Bra Day’ on Twitter, whether you do it at your job, or you have no discernible job or even if you’re Shakira and why dear God, why do you have to ruin everything, you bastard?! We’ve also got Kobe Bryant, who’s going to be shopping for another 48 carat diamond real soon, Kim Kardashian, whose calf-birthing hips are filling out nicely, Channing Tatum either hamm-boning or that’s the sexiest shadow I’ve ever seen, and Chris Brown looking his straight-up gansterest.

I said no sprinkles, BITCH!

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, NGRE/AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

superficial

  1. Robert Downey Jr Satchel Carrying Brown Bags
    Inspector Clue-so!
    Commented on this photo:

    *shoes

  2. Molly Ringwald at 54 Below Night Club
    Commented on this photo:

    When I was a kid I thought she was just the epitome of hot. Sigh, now all I see is my Aunt Agnes.

  3. Shakira Bikini Pregnant Belly Gerard Pique Shirtless Twitter
    hamster
    Commented on this photo:

    Cervixes don’t lie

  4. Bizzy Bone Braids Victor Ortiz Frangrance VO Launch Party
    Commented on this photo:

    He stole Jaden Smith’s eyebrows.

  5. Mischa Barton Huge Butt Pumping Gas
    Moo Cow Hunter
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m looking at that sexy rear end and it looks like a Mercedes C-class.

  6. Kate Upton Sebastian Beacon Mercedes Benz Super Bowl Commercial Preview
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the most “don’t you wish you were me (yup, I’m tapping that)” face I’ve ever seen.

  7. Kate Upton Sebastian Beacon Mercedes Benz Super Bowl Commercial Preview
    cagster
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait a second…isn’t she married to an 86 year old Texan billionaire?

  8. Candice Swanepoel Legs Short Shorts Ripped T Shirt Holding Dog
    Moo Cow Hunter
    Commented on this photo:

    First I thought Katherine Heigl got skinny again?!

  9. Chelsea Handler Kobe Bryant Laker Game
    Commented on this photo:

    Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are… gifted?

  10. Shakira Bikini Pregnant Belly Gerard Pique Shirtless Twitter
    contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    So, that would make that guy about 5’2″.

  11. Monica Potter Swimsuit Parenthood Set
    Moo Cow Hunter
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, there is just no unseeing those thighs.

  12. Michael Madsen G Star RAW Runway Show Berlin
    kravdan
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing says Fashion Show like Michael Madsen

  13. Kathy Griffin Kristin Chenoweth Genlux Cover Celebration
    kravdan
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t get why men dress as women, I just don’t get it…

  14. Candice Swanepoel Legs Short Shorts Ripped T Shirt Holding Dog
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, isn’t that the cutest thing! I just want to roll around and play with it all day and all night!

    The dog is nice, too.

  15. Kate Upton Sebastian Beacon Mercedes Benz Super Bowl Commercial Preview
    Commented on this photo:

    Sebastian: “Don’t look down, don’t look down, don’t look down, don’t look down, don’t look down.”

  16. Mischa Barton Huge Butt Pumping Gas
    kravdan
    Commented on this photo:

    Hello 911? There’s a homeless person who keeps trying to pump my gas.

  17. Edward Furlong Mugshot
    Commented on this photo:

    Unfortunately when the other Terminator came to the past and said “Come with me, if you don’t want to be a total douchy loser.” Edward declined.

  18. Maria Fowler Bra Abs Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Are none of these celebrities smart enough to hold their cellphone hand out of the mirror view?

  19. Chris Brown Derpface Ice Cream Jacket
    cagster
    Commented on this photo:

    The second Brown declares bankruptcy, those bodyguards are going to kick the ever living shit out of him. All I ask is for is iPhone footage.

  20. Chelsea Handler Kobe Bryant Laker Game
    Commented on this photo:

    Chelsea Handler: “Meet me in Colorado!”

  21. Chelsea Handler Kobe Bryant Laker Game
    kravdan
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t have sex with 50 cent, that’s how much I charge…

  22. Kate Upton Sebastian Beacon Mercedes Benz Super Bowl Commercial Preview
    Commented on this photo:

    When the dude has the babe on his arm and is still eyeballing the cameraman during the shoot, you should probably consider casting any of the other guys in the background.

  23. Michael Madsen G Star RAW Runway Show Berlin
    Commented on this photo:

    Cameron Diaz quickly regrets accepting the role in “Bride of Frankenstein.”

  24. Edward Furlong Mugshot
    kravdan
    Commented on this photo:

    Edward, the gutter called and asked that you move out by the end of the month.

  25. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Hips
    Commented on this photo:

    So wait, she’s already 8 months pregnant…?

  26. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Hips
    cagster
    Commented on this photo:

    Heffalump.

  27. Ali Larter Butt Spandex Pants
    Moo Cow Hunter
    Commented on this photo:

    In moments like this I realize how depressing city architecture really is. Why can’t we have nice buildings to frame her ass against?!

  28. Michael Madsen G Star RAW Runway Show Berlin
    cagster
    Commented on this photo:

    …and you’re sure they’re not at an airport luggage carousel?

  29. Molly Ringwald at 54 Below Night Club
    lawn
    Commented on this photo:

    Still worth a fap or two!

  30. Ali Larter Butt Spandex Pants
    lawn
    Commented on this photo:

    This is why God created yoga pants.

  31. Shakira Bikini Pregnant Belly Gerard Pique Shirtless Twitter
    CK
    Commented on this photo:

    I HATE these celebrity Xmas cards..

  32. Edward Furlong Mugshot
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Why can’t you push your girlfriend ?

  33. Kate Upton Sebastian Beacon Mercedes Benz Super Bowl Commercial Preview
    Lizardface
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know who he is. Is he dying? Is this like some sort pervy make-a-wish gig?

  34. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Hips
    CK
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing but beef.

    Mooooooooooooooooo.

  35. Molly Ringwald at 54 Below Night Club
    cagster
    Commented on this photo:

    “Crunch….Chomp, Chomp, Chomp….Burp”

  36. Kate Upton Sebastian Beacon Mercedes Benz Super Bowl Commercial Preview
    Commented on this photo:

    Make a Wish Foundation strikes again.

  37. Shakira Bikini Pregnant Belly Gerard Pique Shirtless Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s mostly the child’s booty.

  38. Shakira Bikini Pregnant Belly Gerard Pique Shirtless Twitter
    Valentina
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s really sad that even with a pregnancy her boobs stayed small.

  39. Geri Halliwell Bra Recording Studio Twitter
    AnnaD.
    Commented on this photo:

    Of course it is perfectly normal for a person to record songs in their underwear. Of course.

  40. Shakira Bikini Pregnant Belly Gerard Pique Shirtless Twitter
    tom
    Commented on this photo:

    Why didn’t they wait til the baby is out, just to be sure?

  41. Channing Tatum Dickprint Sweatshorts Jenna Dewan
    bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Yo Babe! I have this Ninja Turtle Fantasy!

  42. Geri Halliwell Bra Recording Studio Twitter
    bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Bluebell Madonna.. This is your Mummy speaking. Are the nanies treating you well? Have a nice life!

  43. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Hips
    bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    GROSS PIGGGGGGGGGG

  44. Jennifer Connelly Crazy Face Winters Tale Set
    bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    This movie is gonna be so gay.. But she is BEAUTIFUL!!!

  45. Jennifer Connelly Crazy Face Winters Tale Set
    Commented on this photo:

    Still hot.

  46. Cesar Millan Dog Licking Face Book Signing
    bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    20 years of training and he still doesn’t know that dogs eat shit.

  47. Cesar Millan Dog Licking Face Book Signing
    Commented on this photo:

    Dog sez: “I usually have to chew through the pants to get to the peanut butter.”

  48. Charlie Sheen Jimmy Fallon Late Night
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sure Jimmy Fallon just started laughing for no good reason in mid-sentence.

  49. Chelsea Handler Kobe Bryant Laker Game
    bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yo Kobe, Fifty Cent is hung like a Chinaman”.

  50. Kathy Griffin Kristin Chenoweth Genlux Cover Celebration
    Commented on this photo:

    I literally just burped when seeing this.

Leave A Comment