The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.16.13

January 16th, 2013 // 338 Comments

If you noticed the dude’s face and went, “Who’s that guy,” congratulations on coming out.

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that none of you are reading because you’re probably out stocking up on high-capacity magazines for when President Nick Brody Obama orders the military to kick in your trailer door and force you to witness a homosexual wedding. It’s all part of his plan, if your eyes are truly open. Anyway, aside from today’s not-at-all-assault on the 2nd Amendment, it was also ‘Show Your Bra Day’ on Twitter, whether you do it at your job, or you have no discernible job or even if you’re Shakira and why dear God, why do you have to ruin everything, you bastard?! We’ve also got Kobe Bryant, who’s going to be shopping for another 48 carat diamond real soon, Kim Kardashian, whose calf-birthing hips are filling out nicely, Channing Tatum either hamm-boning or that’s the sexiest shadow I’ve ever seen, and Chris Brown looking his straight-up gansterest.

I said no sprinkles, BITCH!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Charlie Sheen Jimmy Fallon Late Night
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    You ever listen to K-Billy’s “Super Sounds of the Seventies” weekend? It’s my personal favorite.

  2. Michael Madsen G Star RAW Runway Show Berlin
    ya
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    “Ahehheh, yeah….I did her…ahuhhuh”

  3. Ali Larter Butt Spandex Pants
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    The amazing backwards-walking Ali Larter

  4. Edward Furlong Mugshot
    Toe Jam
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    He pushed his girlfriend out of the line of fire from a Terminator. Duh! Don’t you guys understand, everything he does in life, is to prevent a future robot Armageddon! Set him free!!

  5. Ali Larter Butt Spandex Pants
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    More like Ali Harder amirite?

  6. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Hips
    Deacon Jones
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    Kim,
    You are blowing up faster than a family of red necks at Olde Country Buffet! You look miserable about it too, you fucking vain pig.

    P.S. I pray to god your read this.

  7. Robert Downey Jr Satchel Carrying Brown Bags
    ThisWillHurt
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    Get a good look, alcoholics. This is what sobriety looks like.

  8. Ali Larter Butt Spandex Pants
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    I’d pee in her butt

  9. Jennifer Connelly Crazy Face Winters Tale Set
    Toe Jam
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    On this episode of The Walking Dead…

  10. Edward Furlong Mugshot
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    He was doing so well staying off public radar. Now he’s back on the grid. Skynet will find him.

  11. Geri Halliwell Bra Recording Studio Twitter
    skunk
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    who dick you suckin?

  12. Chelsea Handler Kobe Bryant Laker Game
    Deacon Jones
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    “Kobe, I handled that beast Fifty Cent, so i can take it ALL. Of course, I have gonorrhea and AIDS (look at my face), but that’s how I roll. Fuck, your wife is watching me.”

  13. Kate Upton Sebastian Beacon Mercedes Benz Super Bowl Commercial Preview
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Oh my gawd! This is way better than that time Terry Farrell kissed a girl on ‘Deep Space Nine!’”

  14. Chris Brown Derpface Ice Cream Jacket
    EricLR
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    Always surrounded by the guys he runs and hides behind when attacked by a man.

  15. Phoebe Price Cleavage
    B&WMinstrel
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    I don’t want to fight them. Can I just see the duck sized whores?

  16. Bizzy Bone Braids Victor Ortiz Frangrance VO Launch Party
    Deacon Jones
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    yo, yo, sparky, I hear ya DAWG.

    Ahz got Pep Boys to put da labels back on my plastic chrome wheel covers yo, that shit is TIGHT.

  17. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Hips
    EricLR
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    Creepy. My grandmother was buried in that same dress.

  18. Ali Larter Butt Spandex Pants
    Toe Jam
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    She has always been super-hot! She needs bigger parts in movies and TV, so I can rub my 3 inch, on my 42 inch.

  19. Michael Madsen G Star RAW Runway Show Berlin
    Deacon Jones
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    ‘Hey……I filed for bankruptcy last year, this is the best I could do on short notice!”

  20. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Hips
    Cock Dr
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    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  21. Chris Brown Derpface Ice Cream Jacket
    ThisWillHurt
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    Did you know that you should write down your favorite food in your clothes, just in case you get so high you forget to eat?

    The More You Know . . .

  22. Ali Larter Butt Spandex Pants
    Deacon Jones
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    Definitely deserves a golf clap

  23. Chelsea Handler Kobe Bryant Laker Game
    richie
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    too easy

  24. Robert Downey Jr Satchel Carrying Brown Bags
    EricLR
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    He thinks his girlfriend doesn’t know he’s 50.

  25. Candice Swanepoel Legs Short Shorts Ripped T Shirt Holding Dog
    richie
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    luckiest pooch!

  26. Cesar Millan Dog Licking Face Book Signing
    EricLR
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    Wow, Lena Dunham really does have a boyfriend.

  27. Jennifer Connelly Crazy Face Winters Tale Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    So you get my soul and I get to have sex with you? Where do I sign?

  28. Ali Larter Butt Spandex Pants
    richie
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    great keister!

  29. Mischa Barton Huge Butt Pumping Gas
    EricLR
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    Nope, that dude isn’t making increasingly desperate calls to borrow money for meth.

  30. Shakira Bikini Pregnant Belly Gerard Pique Shirtless Twitter
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    A false bottomed tractor trailer would have been a more inconspicuous way of smuggling an illegal into the US.

  31. Michael Madsen G Star RAW Runway Show Berlin
    EricLR
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    One of these people is having a heart attack. The other is having a stroke. Try to guess which is which.

  32. Geri Halliwell Bra Recording Studio Twitter
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    Invisible reacharound.

  33. Michael Madsen G Star RAW Runway Show Berlin
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Gawd, dad! Stop acting like I’m your ‘escort!’”

  34. Kathy Griffin Kristin Chenoweth Genlux Cover Celebration
    EricLR
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    No, seriously, my face peels right off. Check it out…

  35. Maria Fowler Bra Abs Twitter
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    This is the problem. If you cocktease don’t be suprised by the reaction. She has no problem posting half naked pics of herself but I bet if you looked at her longer than 3 seconds on the street she’d have a bitchfest. Either follow through or don’t do it. I hate cunts like her. – I don’t know why I just said all this.

  36. Shakira Bikini Pregnant Belly Gerard Pique Shirtless Twitter
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    From the thumbnail, I thought this was Jessica Simpson 10 minutes after conception.

  37. Molly Ringwald at 54 Below Night Club
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I WAS MARRIED FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS!”

  38. Cesar Millan Dog Licking Face Book Signing
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    Akward! That guy does not go for the bitches.

  39. Phoebe Price Cleavage
    ThisWillHurt
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    Did Lindsay Lohan and Snookie have a baby? If so, kill it.

  40. Jennifer Connelly Crazy Face Winters Tale Set
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    I can almost hear the Fran Drescher laugh.

  41. Molly Ringwald at 54 Below Night Club
    EricLR
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    Can I get a “What, what” for menopause?!!?

  42. Mischa Barton Huge Butt Pumping Gas
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    You dry hump a gas pump that hard and you risk it igniting.

  43. Phoebe Price Cleavage
    EricLR
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    It’s a shame a fake cheeta had to die to make that.

  44. Cesar Millan Dog Licking Face Book Signing
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    What do Cesar Millan and Chris Brown have in common? They both teach bitches to obey.

  45. Robert Downey Jr Satchel Carrying Brown Bags
    Sandoucheky
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    Anyone else constantly searching for huge dick-prints after the Jon Hamm precedent was set?

  46. Cesar Millan Dog Licking Face Book Signing
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    This is the problem with fans. You show up to sign a few books, next thing you know they are all over you wagging their tail kissing you.

  47. Charlie Sheen Jimmy Fallon Late Night
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    I’m serious, I was so high I thought I was Lord Helmet playing with my dolls again.

  48. Jennifer Connelly Crazy Face Winters Tale Set
    jorge
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    ASS TO ASS!!!

  49. Shakira Bikini Pregnant Belly Gerard Pique Shirtless Twitter
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    Hips don’t lie, but apparently her diaphragm does.

  50. Robert Downey Jr Satchel Carrying Brown Bags
    Inspector Clue-so!
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    why is there blood on his shows and hipster sweats?

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