If you noticed the dude’s face and went, “Who’s that guy,” congratulations on coming out.
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that none of you are reading because you’re probably out stocking up on high-capacity magazines for when President Nick Brody Obama orders the military to kick in your trailer door and force you to witness a homosexual wedding. It’s all part of his plan, if your eyes are truly open. Anyway, aside from today’s not-at-all-assault on the 2nd Amendment, it was also ‘Show Your Bra Day’ on Twitter, whether you do it at your job, or you have no discernible job or even if you’re Shakira and why dear God, why do you have to ruin everything, you bastard?! We’ve also got Kobe Bryant, who’s going to be shopping for another 48 carat diamond real soon, Kim Kardashian, whose calf-birthing hips are filling out nicely, Channing Tatum either hamm-boning or that’s the sexiest shadow I’ve ever seen, and Chris Brown looking his straight-up gansterest.
I said no sprinkles, BITCH!
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I will never again see this man and not think “Jeremy’s Iron”.
Now that’s Genuine Class right there.
I want to eat her ass until I taste bacon
You might find 50 cents.
It’s not a cameltoe, it’s… what the hell IS that? Is that a spider?
Goddamn comment interface. It posted under the wrong picture again.
hahahahahaha
An evident beacon of light for moderately attractive walking pair of boobs who’ll be irrelevant within the year.
You mean 2012?
“Um…miss Shakira? You seem to have a growth there…”
Dude missed the photobomb by that much
John Bender’s vision of Claire’s future is now.
I wonder how many times that gets thrown in her face?
She should be grateful – I bet it’s the only thing that is aimed at it nowadays.
If boobies could do the singing we’d have plenty of talentless…oh wait.
“Parenthood” is a depressing piece of shit television program.
I suspect it’s just like real life.
and Dax Shepard is extremely punchable. Extremely. Punchable.
Maybe she can play Goblin Queen in Labyrinth 2
That dude is so white he looks photoshopped into the picture…
And yes I should probably have a conversation with my parents…
SEPARATED AT BIRTH…???
Sebastian Beacon & Macauley Culkin
Hired Elton John as his stylist?
Well that’s just an unfortunate photo.
Of course it it. It’s of Kim Kardashian.
JIMMY FALLON SUCKS!
Have no idea who this is. But I wanked.
They almost look black… almost…
“Might as well face it you’re addicted to fame”
I see she’s going with the Madonna body training regiment…
Fashion.
Icon.
If I was bigger I would have him hire me as a bodyguard only to dodge a bullet and have him taken out… One can dream…
I thought Liv Tyler was trolling Kim Kardashian for a second…
Me too.
Rose Mcgowan ate Liv Tyler.
“Look lady, I already told you, you can handle me all you want, it ain’t gonna happen”
Still would…
What the fuck am I looking at?
BTW, I’ve been leaving the price tags on all my shit. So I’m pretty street, yo. I got this nice vase from Pier 1 and BAM! I got that fuckin’ $9.95 tag straight hangin’.
Sparky, that’s one thing I’ve always liked about you. You’re always together on all the fads and dead-on with current fashion trends.
They could have labeled this as Jeremy Renner and no one could have batted an eye…
Dude, don’t do that… You don’t know where that goatee has been…
My guess would be in the peanut butter jar.
More like Mischa Farton amirite?
Two words: Theon Greyjoy…
There is no justice…
Indeed they are “small & humble”…
Whoa! What happened to her?
She looked better before?
Before what? Before God created light and we didn’t have to see her?
She was born!
Demonstrating why he did Eragon, Dungeons & Dragons, The Time Machine and The Pink Panther 2: “They had a gun to my head man….a gun!”
This picture is a LIE!
I predict she will rival Jessica Simpson for the title of “largest pregnant woman ever”. I also smell “New Momma Kardashian Keep off the Kalories” weight loss pills in the future.
ha… I forgot she ALREADY hawked diet pills! LOL!!!
It will be double-neck and neck between Kim & Jessica as to who will be blowing up the largest.
So not right.
New song: ‘Uterus Don’t Lie’
I see he is hanging on by a thread…but not Furlong
That’s one impressive beer gut. Shakira should really lay off the booze.
Nice try but I still want to have sex with you.
Fowler? But I barely know her.
Which is the famous one again?
Getting high in Good Humor ice cream truck again? Come with us.
Laughter helps conceal your fear.
No idea who this either. But I also wanked. I know, I’m a true hero.
“I know man, my face+money=banging this!”
He’s not the only dog to have a boner in her presence
“Haha nice try, but I like it better when they aren’t willing”
“Oh hey, I’m still around!”
I hope this woman can get her abs back after the birth….they were quite impressive.
Judging by the rest of her, I’d say giver her a week.
“Honestly, your honor, it was self defense! I thought she was a . . . robot thing . . . from the future . . . or past, whatever . . . sent to ki- Fuck it! Just put me in my usual cell.”
“Hopefully my ass will bring me a job because Heroes isn’t bringing money anymore”