The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.16.13

January 16th, 2013 // 338 Comments

If you noticed the dude’s face and went, “Who’s that guy,” congratulations on coming out.

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that none of you are reading because you’re probably out stocking up on high-capacity magazines for when President Nick Brody Obama orders the military to kick in your trailer door and force you to witness a homosexual wedding. It’s all part of his plan, if your eyes are truly open. Anyway, aside from today’s not-at-all-assault on the 2nd Amendment, it was also ‘Show Your Bra Day’ on Twitter, whether you do it at your job, or you have no discernible job or even if you’re Shakira and why dear God, why do you have to ruin everything, you bastard?! We’ve also got Kobe Bryant, who’s going to be shopping for another 48 carat diamond real soon, Kim Kardashian, whose calf-birthing hips are filling out nicely, Channing Tatum either hamm-boning or that’s the sexiest shadow I’ve ever seen, and Chris Brown looking his straight-up gansterest.

I said no sprinkles, BITCH!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jeremy Irons PBS Winter Television Critics Association Press Tour
    Jill
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    I will never again see this man and not think “Jeremy’s Iron”.

  2. Chelsea Handler Kobe Bryant Laker Game
    Dirk Diggler
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    I want to eat her ass until I taste bacon

  3. Molly Ringwald at 54 Below Night Club
    GLT
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    It’s not a cameltoe, it’s… what the hell IS that? Is that a spider?

  4. Kate Upton Sebastian Beacon Mercedes Benz Super Bowl Commercial Preview
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    An evident beacon of light for moderately attractive walking pair of boobs who’ll be irrelevant within the year.

  5. Shakira Bikini Pregnant Belly Gerard Pique Shirtless Twitter
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    “Um…miss Shakira? You seem to have a growth there…”

  6. Channing Tatum Dickprint Sweatshorts Jenna Dewan
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    Dude missed the photobomb by that much

  7. Molly Ringwald at 54 Below Night Club
    Jill
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    John Bender’s vision of Claire’s future is now.

  8. Geri Halliwell Bra Recording Studio Twitter
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    If boobies could do the singing we’d have plenty of talentless…oh wait.

  9. Monica Potter Swimsuit Parenthood Set
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    “Parenthood” is a depressing piece of shit television program.

    I suspect it’s just like real life.

  10. Jennifer Connelly Crazy Face Winters Tale Set
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    Maybe she can play Goblin Queen in Labyrinth 2

  11. Kate Upton Sebastian Beacon Mercedes Benz Super Bowl Commercial Preview
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    That dude is so white he looks photoshopped into the picture…
    And yes I should probably have a conversation with my parents…

  12. Robert Downey Jr Satchel Carrying Brown Bags
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    Hired Elton John as his stylist?

  13. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Hips
    Don Draper's Dad
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    Well that’s just an unfortunate photo.

  14. Charlie Sheen Jimmy Fallon Late Night
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    JIMMY FALLON SUCKS!

  15. Maria Fowler Bra Abs Twitter
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    Have no idea who this is. But I wanked.

  16. Channing Tatum Dickprint Sweatshorts Jenna Dewan
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    They almost look black… almost…

  17. Kourtney Kardashian Tight Leather Top
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    “Might as well face it you’re addicted to fame”

  18. Geri Halliwell Bra Recording Studio Twitter
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    I see she’s going with the Madonna body training regiment…

  19. Chris Brown Derpface Ice Cream Jacket
    Phoenix
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    Fashion.
    Icon.

  20. Chris Brown Derpface Ice Cream Jacket
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    If I was bigger I would have him hire me as a bodyguard only to dodge a bullet and have him taken out… One can dream…

  21. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Hips
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    I thought Liv Tyler was trolling Kim Kardashian for a second…

  22. Chelsea Handler Kobe Bryant Laker Game
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    “Look lady, I already told you, you can handle me all you want, it ain’t gonna happen”

  23. Jennifer Connelly Crazy Face Winters Tale Set
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    Still would…

  24. Bizzy Bone Braids Victor Ortiz Frangrance VO Launch Party
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    What the fuck am I looking at?

    BTW, I’ve been leaving the price tags on all my shit. So I’m pretty street, yo. I got this nice vase from Pier 1 and BAM! I got that fuckin’ $9.95 tag straight hangin’.

  25. Robert Downey Jr Satchel Carrying Brown Bags
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    They could have labeled this as Jeremy Renner and no one could have batted an eye…

  26. Cesar Millan Dog Licking Face Book Signing
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    Dude, don’t do that… You don’t know where that goatee has been…

  27. Mischa Barton Huge Butt Pumping Gas
    Commented on this photo:

    More like Mischa Farton amirite?

  28. Emma Rigby Cleavage Swimsuit Balcony Plastic Set
    Commented on this photo:

    Two words: Theon Greyjoy…
    There is no justice…

  29. Shakira Bikini Pregnant Belly Gerard Pique Shirtless Twitter
    ThatGuy
    Commented on this photo:

    Indeed they are “small & humble”…

  30. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Hips
    alex
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    Whoa! What happened to her?

  31. Jeremy Irons PBS Winter Television Critics Association Press Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    Demonstrating why he did Eragon, Dungeons & Dragons, The Time Machine and The Pink Panther 2: “They had a gun to my head man….a gun!”

  32. Kate Upton Sebastian Beacon Mercedes Benz Super Bowl Commercial Preview
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    This picture is a LIE!

  33. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Huge Hips
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    I predict she will rival Jessica Simpson for the title of “largest pregnant woman ever”. I also smell “New Momma Kardashian Keep off the Kalories” weight loss pills in the future.

  34. Kate Upton Sebastian Beacon Mercedes Benz Super Bowl Commercial Preview
    Toe Jam
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    So not right.

  35. Shakira Bikini Pregnant Belly Gerard Pique Shirtless Twitter
    Toe Jam
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    New song: ‘Uterus Don’t Lie’

  36. Edward Furlong Mugshot
    badumtshhhh
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    I see he is hanging on by a thread…but not Furlong

  37. Shakira Bikini Pregnant Belly Gerard Pique Shirtless Twitter
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    That’s one impressive beer gut. Shakira should really lay off the booze.

  38. Jennifer Connelly Crazy Face Winters Tale Set
    HAHA
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice try but I still want to have sex with you.

  39. Maria Fowler Bra Abs Twitter
    uuusss
    Commented on this photo:

    Fowler? But I barely know her.

  40. Channing Tatum Dickprint Sweatshorts Jenna Dewan
    Moo Cow Hunter
    Commented on this photo:

    Which is the famous one again?

  41. Chris Brown Derpface Ice Cream Jacket
    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    Getting high in Good Humor ice cream truck again? Come with us.

  42. Charlie Sheen Jimmy Fallon Late Night
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    Laughter helps conceal your fear.

  43. Emma Rigby Cleavage Swimsuit Balcony Plastic Set
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    No idea who this either. But I also wanked. I know, I’m a true hero.

  44. Michael Madsen G Star RAW Runway Show Berlin
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    “I know man, my face+money=banging this!”

  45. Candice Swanepoel Legs Short Shorts Ripped T Shirt Holding Dog
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    He’s not the only dog to have a boner in her presence

  46. Chelsea Handler Kobe Bryant Laker Game
    Kobe
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    “Haha nice try, but I like it better when they aren’t willing”

  47. Ali Larter Butt Spandex Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh hey, I’m still around!”

  48. Shakira Bikini Pregnant Belly Gerard Pique Shirtless Twitter
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope this woman can get her abs back after the birth….they were quite impressive.

  49. Edward Furlong Mugshot
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Honestly, your honor, it was self defense! I thought she was a . . . robot thing . . . from the future . . . or past, whatever . . . sent to ki- Fuck it! Just put me in my usual cell.”

  50. Ali Larter Butt Spandex Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hopefully my ass will bring me a job because Heroes isn’t bringing money anymore”

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