The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.15.14

January 15th, 2014 // 473 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed and I don’t know if it’s something in the water this week (Too soon, corporate criminal dirtbags in WV?) or what, but here’s another massive gallery of celebrity schadenfreude so blatant that I’m starting to think Ryan Seacrest has heard my prayers for him to get Keith Urban to help him suck a huge off-camera dick. Also, it’s pretty clear to me now that GMA anchor Josh Elliot can no longer ignore my countless emails begging him to seductively feed Robin Roberts on live television. I can feel my power growing and it’s tremendous! Quick Pope Francis, do the aftershave scene from Home Alone!

I AM BECOME INTERNET DESTROYER OF TIME MANAGEMENT!!

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jon Hamm Penis Dickprint Fedora Mad Man Set
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    It appears he is hailing a cab.

  2. Pope Francis Home Alone Face Weekly Audience
    Eejut
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    It’s his first time watching 2 girls 1 cup.

  3. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants Ripped Abs Instagram
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    You’ll never fit your way out of regret, Crystal.

  4. Michael Douglas Touching Jerry Weintraubs Face 2014 UNICEF Ball
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    Come on Jerry, we can be sexier than Ian and Patrick…shush shush, just let it happen….
    Umm, Michael, are you sure it was pussy?

  5. Chelsea Handler Drunk Mary McCormack Reese Witherspoon Drew Barrymore Book Release
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    There’s something about Mary.

  6. Engelbert Humperdinck Balding
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    Bigfoot-esque.

  7. Paparazza Logan Fazio Butt Bikini
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    Damn, I love that Ass

  8. Engelbert Humperdinck Balding
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    “I’m Val Kilmer, from the future. I came back from three days from now to warn you: don’t bet the Lakers to make the playoffs! Jeez, that….that really winded me.”

  9. Lindsay Lohan Blowjob Face
    ROcco
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    ” The Lohan finally smells her own pussy.”

  10. Jonah Hill Hightops No Laces Jeans Tucked Behind Tongue
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    No one looks cool leaving lunch with Joe Jonas.

  11. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
    Swearin
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    If any of you are watching the sunset, you’re doing it wrong

  12. Ryan Seacrest Keith Urban American Idol XIII Season Premiere Event
    Deacon Jones
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    “Holy fuck! Is that a giant cock under Wendy Willams’ dress?!”

  13. Pope Francis Home Alone Face Weekly Audience
    Swearin
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    “Ah jeez-a! I put-a da pizza pie inna da oven upiside down!”

  14. Michael Douglas Touching Jerry Weintraubs Face 2014 UNICEF Ball
    Swearin
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    “I wasn’t just PLAYING a famous gay man over 50…”

  15. Lindsay Lohan Blowjob Face
    blah
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    didn’t oprah tell her not to go to europe?

  16. Matthew McConaughey Chatting Up Chicks On Photoshoot Set
    Swearin
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    I’ve said it before and I’ll set it again…every moment in this guy’s life must be amazing and he ALWAYS looks like he knows it.

  17. Boris Johnson Drunk Riding Swing Shadwell Community College
    JC
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    Here’s the thing: I know he’s the mayor of London, and I’ve even heard him speak, but every time I see a picture of him, I still imagine the voice of Mayor Quimby coming out of him.

  18. Ryan Seacrest Keith Urban American Idol XIII Season Premiere Event
    Icehawg
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    I was wrong, you DO have a great Hayden Panettiere impression, Ryan.

  19. Boris Johnson Drunk Riding Swing Shadwell Community College
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    “Oooooh…..I drink to impress the crowd
    And I swing only once I’m plowed
    And despite guzzling some beer
    You have nothing to fear
    I couldn’t get it up if allowed!”

  20. Pope Francis Home Alone Face Weekly Audience
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    I’m sure it’s just the way the fabric moves, but it wants to look like he has quite the caboose.

  21. Jude Law Pissed Surprised Face Noel Coward Theatre
    Swearin
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    The British version of Kramer is very, very different

  22. Pope Francis Home Alone Face Weekly Audience
    Icehawg
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    WTF? So …. Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time? That Midnight Shamdong fella has one hell of a career ahead of him.

  23. Bebe Neuwirth Lazy Eye Pale Skin Bouquet Of Roses Chicago Return To Broadway
    Swearin
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    So, the scarf is hiding the vampire bite marks, yes?

  24. Michael Douglas Touching Jerry Weintraubs Face 2014 UNICEF Ball
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    “How’s your throat, Jerry?”

    “Why do you ask?”

  25. Pope Francis Home Alone Face Weekly Audience
    Deacon Jones
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    “Aww, does someone have a case of the Mondays?!”

  26. Anne Hathaway Terrified Of Autograph Seekers LAX
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    “NOOO! I DON’T KNOW HOW SHARPIES WORK! FUUUUCK!”

  27. Brittny Gastineau Cleavage Bra See Through Blouse Bootsy Bellows
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    Hang in there, kid. Someday, the right guy will come along, and you’ll know it. Mostly because he’ll be paying you gobs of money to have sex with him, but you’ll know. You’ll know.

  28. Tom Mison Good Day New York
    Deacon Jones
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    Good show. But he looks like a plastic surgery freak in this picture.

    That or a flamer from a boy band.

  29. Tara Reid Drunk Getting Nails Done
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    “Oh, and can I get some hot and spicy dog to go, too?”

  30. Tara Reid Drunk Getting Nails Done
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    I am NOT high! And I did NOT steal your nail polish remover! Here, look in my bag.

    • Sadly all they found was the corpse of a tiny dog dead several months and 20 signed copies of “Josie and The Pussycats” that she uses to try and barter for goods and services.

  31. Jason Schwartzman Short Shorts Hairy legs
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    Might as well be dead man walking

  32. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
    catapostrophe
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    “Duck Lip Silhouette”
    Digital Photograph, 2014

  33. Pope Francis Home Alone Face Weekly Audience
    officelinebacker
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    he keeps that up, he might be able to have sex with Macaulay Culkin.

  34. Pope Francis Home Alone Face Weekly Audience
    catapostrophe
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    “Ay dioth mio!”

  35. John Stamos Peforming With The Beach Boys
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    “Stamos! Take over! Matlock is on.”

  36. Doutzen Kroes Legs Miniskirt Heels
    Cock Dr
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    Like Denise before Charlie sucked out all of her hotness.

  37. LeVar Burton Licking Lips Digital Book Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    “The butterfly is DEAD, alright?!”

  38. Pope Francis Home Alone Face Weekly Audience
    officelinebacker
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    dammit, “If he keeps that up he might be able to have sex with Mila Kunis.”

  39. Tara Reid Drunk Getting Nails Done
    Icehawg
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    Don’t feel bad Tara, they always search Winona and Lindsay too when they leave a store.

  40. Claudia Romani Buttcheeks Upskirt
    Dickbutt Kiss
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    Yawn.

  41. John Stamos Peforming With The Beach Boys
    Icehawg
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    Meth is a hell of a drug.

  42. Jonah Hill Hightops No Laces Jeans Tucked Behind Tongue
    Satan's Right Hand
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    Leo!! Leo!!! Has anyone seen Leo!!! LLLLLEEEEOOOO!!!!

  43. Jonah Hill Hightops No Laces Jeans Tucked Behind Tongue
    Deacon Jones
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    (Georgie, Georgie, Georgie, Georgie….Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo…)

  44. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    “Behold Ra! I offer you a slightly used virgin who offers you her glyph device to ward off Apep once more on your glorious Dawn return!”

  45. Jenny Mollen Jason Biggs Canoodling At Lakers Game
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    “Your precancerous mole smells DIVINE.”

  46. Susan Boyle Crossed Eyes Playing Bagpipes British Pipe Band Championships
    Icehawg
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    Silly girl, it isn’t filled with cheese sauce.

  47. Engelbert Humperdinck Balding
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    Right one or not, I thought he was dead.

  48. LeVar Burton Licking Lips Digital Book Awards
    Icehawg
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    He’s thinking about his pay after the gig. He’s getting a whole sandwich.

  49. Ryan Seacrest Keith Urban American Idol XIII Season Premiere Event
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    “And then Joe Jonas was all, ‘open for the big pink train! Choo choo!’”

  50. Pope Francis Home Alone Face Weekly Audience
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    “Oh no! Not Lil’ Pizza!”

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