The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.15.14

January 15th, 2014 // 473 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed and I don’t know if it’s something in the water this week (Too soon, corporate criminal dirtbags in WV?) or what, but here’s another massive gallery of celebrity schadenfreude so blatant that I’m starting to think Ryan Seacrest has heard my prayers for him to get Keith Urban to help him suck a huge off-camera dick. Also, it’s pretty clear to me now that GMA anchor Josh Elliot can no longer ignore my countless emails begging him to seductively feed Robin Roberts on live television. I can feel my power growing and it’s tremendous! Quick Pope Francis, do the aftershave scene from Home Alone!

I AM BECOME INTERNET DESTROYER OF TIME MANAGEMENT!!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Paparazza Logan Fazio Butt Bikini
    meh
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    At least she finally switch to a point and shoot and stopped faking like she knew what to do with the other camera.

  2. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants Ripped Abs Instagram
    Jack Ketch
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    Gross. Quack quack.

  3. Ryan Seacrest Keith Urban American Idol XIII Season Premiere Event
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    “Oh yeah, that’s it. Now, Shaq’s getting close. I can feel it. Ready? Open wide!” (This comment made me a secret cutter. You’re welcome)

  4. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Erect Nipples Gimme Shelter Screening
    George P. Burdell
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    I can smell her from here.

  5. Jonah Hill Hightops No Laces Jeans Tucked Behind Tongue
    meh
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    He feels the need; the need for a third helping at the buffet.

  6. Keith Urban Harry Connick Jr American Idol XIII Season Premiere Event
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    Keith: “And then Shaq started cumming, and I was like ‘yeah dude!’, but Seacrest pushed me out of the way and took it all himself, and I was like, ‘fuck you, man.!”
    Harry: “You should’ve held on with both hands, man. Lame!”
    (again with the cutting)

  7. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants Ripped Abs Instagram
    George P. Burdell
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    Soon to be seen on ashleymadison.com

  8. Jonah Hill Hightops No Laces Jeans Tucked Behind Tongue
    George P. Burdell
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    Looking back at Anne Hathaway being mobbed by autograph seekers.

  9. Gavin Rossdale Holding Tiny Dog
    George P. Burdell
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    Man card: REVOKED

  10. Lindsay Lohan Blowjob Face
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    She still looks like she’s a 45 year old streetwalker. (No offense to 45 year old streetwalkers)

  11. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Rosario Dawson Gimme Shelter Screening
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    Rosario: “I’m you, from the future. I’ve brought you a special message of hope and peace.”
    Vanessa: “Where did you get your tits done?”
    Women are catty (vol 1034, pg. 6)

  12. Tara Reid Drunk Getting Nails Done
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    Designer barf bag?

  13. Lindsay Lohan Blowjob Face
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    Clearly he didn’t select the Total Package option.

  14. Lindsay Lohan Blowjob Face
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    Lindsay, we know it’s a treasured Lohan family tradition but you just can’t walk around London with the new boyfriends wad in your mouth for two days.

  15. Taylor Swift Legs Short Shorts Dance Studio
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    Has she ever been photographed without makeup and her hair styled?

  16. Pope Francis Home Alone Face Weekly Audience
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    Marty! Marty! The only power source capable of generating 1.21 gigawatts of electricity is a bolt of lightning!!

  17. Jude Law Pissed Surprised Face Noel Coward Theatre
    ThisWillHurt
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    “You guys! It really IS bigger on the inside!”

  18. Josh Elliott Feeding Robin Roberts Chocolate Covered Strawberry GMA
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    “Keep biting, Robin. No George, that’s not a big enough sample. Stick it back in until you’ve got something the size of a Twinkie.”.

  19. Josh Elliott Feeding Robin Roberts Chocolate Covered Strawberry GMA
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    with patience, you can train them to eat right from your hand.

  20. Tara Reid Drunk Getting Nails Done
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    “Look. If she DIDN”T want me to vomit up this mornings bottle of vodka in her purse she never would have left it near me.”

  21. Anne Hathaway Terrified Of Autograph Seekers LAX
    ThisWillHurt
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    Nice try, Internet, but I refuse to feel sorry for her.

  22. Michael Douglas Touching Jerry Weintraubs Face 2014 UNICEF Ball
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    “Stay away from pussy, unless you want a tumor right here.”

  23. Susan Boyle Crossed Eyes Playing Bagpipes British Pipe Band Championships
    J. Boehner
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    That’s what the typical Fox News viewer looks like.

  24. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    She is cute with such a hot little ass.

  25. Keith Urban Harry Connick Jr American Idol XIII Season Premiere Event
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    Yeah, that’s it my little Memphis belle, dance away…

  26. Tom Mison Good Day New York
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    I like Sleepy Hollow, he does a great job on it.

  27. Tom Mison Good Day New York
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    “I’ll give you my cell, but only if you promise to call. I just hope your horseman isn’t headless, if you know what I mean. Fish? Fish? Are you even listening to me? Hello?” (dream interrupted by mom screaming into the basement to turn the TV down)

  28. Taylor Swift Legs Short Shorts Dance Studio
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    Yummy as fuck.

  29. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Rosario Dawson Gimme Shelter Screening
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    This looks like it has the makings of a very interesting sex tape.

  30. Anna Kendrick Cleavage 2014 UNICEF Ball
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    Some of the best boobs around.

  31. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Dress American Idol XIII Season Premiere Event
    Cock Dr
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    It’s too bad that body is connected to that personality.

  32. Val Chmerkovskiy No Socks Tuxedo 2014 UNICEF Ball
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    He’s straight right? Why the hell would any straight man dress like this?

  33. Tara Reid Drunk Getting Nails Done
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    They promised my toes would be done by 3 this afternoon with nail polish. These fucking amateurs.

  34. Pope Francis Home Alone Face Weekly Audience
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    Alter boys playing hide and seek is one thing. The Pope suggesting they hide under his coat is another.

  35. Susan Boyle Crossed Eyes Playing Bagpipes British Pipe Band Championships
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I would say that’s Honey Boo Boo’s mom, but I’m fairly certain there’s no gravy in those bagpipes.

  36. Lindsay Lohan Blowjob Face
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    I’m impressed…not a hint of dribble

  37. Josh Elliott Feeding Robin Roberts Chocolate Covered Strawberry GMA
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    “delicious, almost as good as carpet”

  38. Pope Francis Home Alone Face Weekly Audience
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    “Oh my…how can I possibly tell them I’m an atheist? This is going to be harder than a Cardinal’s dick at an altar boy convention.”

  39. Susan Boyle Crossed Eyes Playing Bagpipes British Pipe Band Championships
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    The pipe is playing her, but only because someone paid it £100.

  40. Josh Elliott Feeding Robin Roberts Chocolate Covered Strawberry GMA
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    She’s gonna smear that nutella on her lady bits and then its his turn!

  41. Tom Mison Good Day New York
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    Sleepy Hollow? Never heard of it.

  42. Tara Reid Drunk Getting Nails Done
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    One of these things is not like the others.

  43. Taylor Swift Legs Short Shorts Dance Studio
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    The boob job was subtle and almost believable. I’m not complaining.

  44. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Erect Nipples Gimme Shelter Screening
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    “Hey Joanna! How do you respond to accusations of stinky vagina?”

    “Dis how chicken look”.

  45. Taylor Swift Legs Short Shorts Dance Studio
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    She gets a lot of mileage out of those legs and perky boobs.

  46. Jenny Mollen Jason Biggs Canoodling At Lakers Game
    evilstamos
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    Mmm, girl, I love the smell of roofies on your breath.

  47. LeVar Burton Licking Lips Digital Book Awards
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    “Uh huh….look motherfucker. We used ‘rainbow’ because it represents variety, okay? You ask the gay question again, and I will personally beat your ass…AND QUIT CALLING ME GEORDI!”

  48. Anna Kendrick Cleavage 2014 UNICEF Ball
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    Only reason I watched Pitch Perfect.

  49. John Stamos Peforming With The Beach Boys
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    No glove means No Love.

  50. John Stamos Peforming With The Beach Boys
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    There is nothing more colorful than Mike Love’s shirt closet.

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