The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.15.14

January 15th, 2014 // 473 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed and I don’t know if it’s something in the water this week (Too soon, corporate criminal dirtbags in WV?) or what, but here’s another massive gallery of celebrity schadenfreude so blatant that I’m starting to think Ryan Seacrest has heard my prayers for him to get Keith Urban to help him suck a huge off-camera dick. Also, it’s pretty clear to me now that GMA anchor Josh Elliot can no longer ignore my countless emails begging him to seductively feed Robin Roberts on live television. I can feel my power growing and it’s tremendous! Quick Pope Francis, do the aftershave scene from Home Alone!

I AM BECOME INTERNET DESTROYER OF TIME MANAGEMENT!!

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Blowjob Face
    joe
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    Swallow it or spit it out. Don’t carry it around in your mouth.

  2. Ryan Seacrest Keith Urban American Idol XIII Season Premiere Event
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    Ryan: Get me a meeting with Tom Cruise.
    Keith: Mate, he’s my wife’s ex I can’t just call him
    Ryan: Oh what do we have here… Looks like someone is polishing my knob at my New Year’s eve party…
    Keith: Tuesday good for you?

  3. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Rosario Dawson Gimme Shelter Screening
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    “I remember that nude pic that got leaked to the internet”
    “I remember when you were hot…”
    Women are catty (vol 1034, pg. 5)

  4. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    I’d surf that butt with my long board. GET IT!!!!!!!!!

  5. Lindsay Lohan Blowjob Face
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    On her way to make a large deposit to the sperm bank. Trips to London aren’t free.

  6. Ryan Seacrest Keith Urban American Idol XIII Season Premiere Event
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    Is there a guy jerking off on a ladder?

  7. Chelsea Handler Drunk Mary McCormack Reese Witherspoon Drew Barrymore Book Release
    joe
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    I’ll take “masturbation fantasies from 15 years ago” for $1000, Alex.

  8. Keith Urban Harry Connick Jr American Idol XIII Season Premiere Event
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    “Then is started shooting all over us and I was like all…..ahhhhhh………..but dont stop.”

  9. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants Ripped Abs Instagram
    joe
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    She needs the strong abs to keep her lunch down while she’s sucking Hef’s wrinkle peen.

  10. Anne Hathaway Terrified Of Autograph Seekers LAX
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    Entering the Jonah Hill chamber in the DiCaprio simulator.

  11. Tara Reid Drunk Getting Nails Done
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    “Look, I swear. I just got the script for the next American Pie. I can totally pay you in a couple of weeks. Maybe a blowjob now?”

  12. Pope Francis Home Alone Face Weekly Audience
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    Pope Alone.

  13. Taylor Swift Legs Short Shorts Dance Studio
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    Hobo in the dumpster just kicked her out.

  14. John Stamos Peforming With The Beach Boys
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    “Get Stamos off my stage NOW!!! I swear if he steals one more groupie from me, I might have to put on my depends myself…”

  15. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Am I looking at a photo of someone taking a photo of herself?

    It’s got a nice ass in it, so I don’t really care, but really?

  16. Paparazza Logan Fazio Butt Bikini
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    Damnit PhotoChrist we talked about this!

  17. Susan Boyle Crossed Eyes Playing Bagpipes British Pipe Band Championships
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    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you bring the enemy to its knees the Scottish way.

  18. LeVar Burton Licking Lips Digital Book Awards
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    “Stop asking me about Die Hard, I’m not the guy who played Theo.”

  19. Tara Reid Drunk Getting Nails Done
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    She finally got a job in a sweat shop making shit for real celebrities.

  20. Jason Schwartzman Short Shorts Hairy legs
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    Wearing his best West Hollyflage.

    • Johnny Barbells

      …i wanna become a multi-millionare so i can dress like a homeless person, without all the side effects.

  21. Matthew McConaughey Chatting Up Chicks On Photoshoot Set
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    His hair got long.

  22. Anna Kendrick Cleavage 2014 UNICEF Ball
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    Yum-ish.

  23. Keith Urban Harry Connick Jr American Idol XIII Season Premiere Event
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    Is this American Idol, or Awkward White Guys?

  24. Jon Hamm Penis Dickprint Fedora Mad Man Set
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    He’s like a body guard for his own cock. Always vigilant.

  25. Tom Mison Good Day New York
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    I don’t know who this is.

  26. Susan Boyle Crossed Eyes Playing Bagpipes British Pipe Band Championships
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    She was so funny in Bridesmaids.

  27. Ryan Seacrest Keith Urban American Idol XIII Season Premiere Event
    meh
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    I’d say they were pretending to take a selfie but actually getting a pic of Jennifer Lopez’s ass but it’s Ryan Seacrest. He’s taking a pic of the dude.

  28. Jon Hamm Penis Dickprint Fedora Mad Man Set
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    If you look at it just right, it goes all the way down to his left knee

  29. Chelsea Handler Drunk Mary McCormack Reese Witherspoon Drew Barrymore Book Release
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    ET girl wrote a book. Jeeeeesus.

  30. LeVar Burton Licking Lips Digital Book Awards
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    I feel like he’s looking right at me even though I know he cant see me because he’s not wearing his visor.

  31. Ryan Seacrest Keith Urban American Idol XIII Season Premiere Event
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Watch him get it all in there.

  32. Tom Mison Good Day New York
    meh
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    Funny thing is Sleepy Hollow is better acted than that Agents of SHIELD crap.

  33. Bebe Neuwirth Lazy Eye Pale Skin Bouquet Of Roses Chicago Return To Broadway
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    Someone call Sam and Dean!

  34. Jenny Mollen Jason Biggs Canoodling At Lakers Game
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    It’s nice to see a celebrity doing charity work.

  35. Val Chmerkovskiy No Socks Tuxedo 2014 UNICEF Ball
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    My clothes from high school don’t fit either.

  36. Anna Kendrick Cleavage 2014 UNICEF Ball
    Echo5
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    Why does she look retardedly familiar?

  37. Jason Schwartzman Short Shorts Hairy legs
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    The schwartz is not with this one.

  38. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Taking a photo of a girl taking a selfie…

    Once upon a time, this would have been seen as ridiculous; nowadays, though, it is so common, it is just sad.

  39. Engelbert Humperdinck Balding
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    I hope a registers at his new location.

  40. Anna Kendrick Cleavage 2014 UNICEF Ball
    meh
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    The teeth kind of scare me but my penis is willing to take the chance.

  41. Jon Hamm Penis Dickprint Fedora Mad Man Set
    meh
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    Looks like he’s hung it to the other side now.

  42. Laura Cremaschi Bikini Butt Thong
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I hate tramp stamps. Love tramps, though.

  43. Pope Francis Home Alone Face Weekly Audience
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    Goddamn, how dumb can Christians be!?

  44. Suzanne Somers Cleavage Yellow Teeth 2014 UNICEF BALL
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Wow, turns out I want to bang a 67 year old woman.

  45. Laura Cremaschi Bikini Butt Thong
    Echo5
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    Misread as Laura Cremeasnach
    Odd how things like that happen

  46. Tom Mison Good Day New York
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    … “Sleepy Hollow” is awesome.

    Suck it, Photo Boy.

  47. Val Chmerkovskiy No Socks Tuxedo 2014 UNICEF Ball
    meh
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    Naw that outfit doesn’t make him look gay. It makes him look stupid.

  48. Jonah Hill Hightops No Laces Jeans Tucked Behind Tongue
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    Top Gun era Tom Cruise in a fun-house mirror.

  49. Jenny Mollen Jason Biggs Canoodling At Lakers Game
    meh
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    I wonder if this guy is as big a pussy as every character he has ever played in every acting gig he gets.

  50. Val Chmerkovskiy No Socks Tuxedo 2014 UNICEF Ball
    So much shame
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    God, I hate that I know this, but, that is Valentin not Maksim.

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