Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed and I don’t know if it’s something in the water this week (Too soon, corporate criminal dirtbags in WV?) or what, but here’s another massive gallery of celebrity schadenfreude so blatant that I’m starting to think Ryan Seacrest has heard my prayers for him to get Keith Urban to help him suck a huge off-camera dick. Also, it’s pretty clear to me now that GMA anchor Josh Elliot can no longer ignore my countless emails begging him to seductively feed Robin Roberts on live television. I can feel my power growing and it’s tremendous! Quick Pope Francis, do the aftershave scene from Home Alone!
I AM BECOME INTERNET DESTROYER OF TIME MANAGEMENT!!
- Photo Boy