The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.11.12

January 11th, 2012 // 503 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve captured what could be the last terrified moments of Cuba Gooding Jr.‘s life, Sam Woolley and Layla Flaherty almost convince me that all Housewives programming isn’t soul-sucking putrid feces shat into my TV by Satan himself. (It is.) And 50 Cent provides the black microphone pic to end this meme – that exactly 4 people on the entire internet are even aware of – FOREVER!

What do you get when you cross Italy and Venezuela with a bikini? The answer’s in the Final Five,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Francesca Frigo Bikini
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    the tattoos were an awesome idea. Next we should paint Hitler mustaches on Da vinci’s Last Supper.

  2. Sandra Bernhard
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    This should be a lesson to anybody else who wants to see what the inside of a bee hive looks like.

  3. Rick Schroder Forehead Bruise
    JC
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    From the looks of his forehead, somebody should have told him he’d gotten too big on that train that ran through the living room.

  4. Emma Stone
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    I can actually see her DNA

  5. Laura Prepon
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    Somebody better tell Russel Brand who has his scarf. And his pants.

  6. On the whole, this may be the ugliest TCWM gallery every.

  7. Keira Knightley
    Cardiff Giant
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    Excuse me, you must have me confused with one of the Kardashians.

  8. 50 Cent
    Venom
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    A black microphone holding a black microphone, isn’t that some sort of paradox?

    I thought he said he wanted to kill himself the other day, times a wasting 50.

  9. Austin "Danger" Powers

    Time is the fire in which we burn…

  10. Keira Knightley
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The hottest 45 pound woman in the world.

  11. Layla Flaherty Squatting No Shoes
    Venom
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    WTF is a Scousewife?

  12. Vanessa Hudgens Short Shorts
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    I hate it when those street people try to wash my windshield then expect a buck.

  13. Madonna Cleavage
    Venom
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    At least she no longer looks like a man now that she is no longer dating A Rod.

  14. Keira Knightley
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    I’m hoping all the lip DNA went south.

  15. Layla Flaherty Squatting No Shoes
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    I just figured out where she keeps her lighter.

  16. Rosie O'Donnell Nose Pick
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    Rosie isn’t picking her nose, she’s simply signaling a correct answer in a game of “Guess my Regrets Charades”. The guess was “failing at stand-up comedy, television, movies, and magazine publication”

  17. Francesca Frigo Bikini
    dontkillthemessenger
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    At least she lets you know where to swipe your credit card.

  18. Raven Symone Short Shorts
    Venom
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    No, just no.

  19. Busy Phillips Cleavage
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    Nice to mole you–meet you! Nice to meet your mole! Don’t say mole. I said mole.

  20. Sam Woolley Cleavage Desperate Scousewives
    Weaselmouse
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    And everyone said Middleton kept it classy for her Dirty Thirty…

  21. Rosie O'Donnell Nose Pick
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    Such class from this ass clown.

  22. Madonna Cleavage
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    Barbara Walters is looking pretty bangable in this one.

  23. Sandra Bernhard
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    She got run over by a train. Then the train stopped, backed up and hit her again just to make sure.

  24. Ian Somerhalder Scarf
    Venom
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    Way to not look like a poof. Long scarf in Los Angeles and an Armani bag.

  25. Keira Knightley
    Snack pack
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    Isn’t this the same event where Rosie was “picking a winner?” Keira better shut her mouth before something is flinged into it.

  26. Rosie O'Donnell Nose Pick
    Venom
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    All class Rosie, all class.

  27. Leslie Bibb Side Boob
    lucyfur
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    Too much face!

  28. Amber Rose Butt Leather Pants
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    She’s wearing her jacket upside down.

  29. Sandra Bernhard
    Venom
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    Oh sweet Jesus, what the hell did we do to deserve this?

  30. Madonna Cleavage
    It's the kimkim, bitches
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    Madonna, we’ve been done with you for about 15 or more years now. You know where the door is.

  31. Woody Harrelson
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    Poor little fella, he probably doesn’t even know where he is…

  32. Laura Prepon
    Venom
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    Go back to the red hair and the world will bow at your feet.

  33. Keira Knightley
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    I thought it was Rumer at first. Wasn’t this chick decent looking in the Pirate Movie? Was it because she had dirt all over her face?

  34. Raven Symone Short Shorts
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    That’s So Misshapen

  35. Busy Phillips Cleavage
    catapostrophe
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    Noseholes.

  36. Emily Blunt Butt Tight Pants
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    She looks embarrassed that she got caught looking at the counter dildos.

  37. Vanessa Hudgens Short Shorts
    lucyfur
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    Already preparing her hippie look for Coachella.

  38. Emily Blunt Butt Tight Pants
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    Jennifer Love Hewitt referred her to this jewelry store.

  39. Leslie Bibb Side Boob
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    smiling through the pain of a dislocated shoulder.

  40. Francesca Frigo Bikini
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    Tramp stamp on the front and back. Yeah, she’s classy.

  41. Rosie O'Donnell Nose Pick
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    The only thing that would make this picture complete would be if she wore a monocle.

  42. Angelina Jolie
    sc4play
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    Hold that thought!

  43. Raven Symone Short Shorts
    It's the kimkim, bitches
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    What the hell happened to her face? Cokehead?

  44. Amber Rose Butt Leather Pants
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    It might really be a swan but then it could just be a baby duck that isn’t very pretty

  45. Sandra Bernhard
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    When Blue Steel meets Difficult Brown.

  46. Angelina Jolie
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    “I’m so excited…I’m so excited…I’m so….SCARED.”

  47. Ian Somerhalder Scarf
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    “Jesse’s girl is up there…”

  48. Busy Phillips Cleavage
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    “I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.”

  49. Sandra Bernhard
    It's the kimkim, bitches
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    Uh, she’s so….bulbous.

  50. Francesca Frigo Bikini
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    You have to hold on to her titties to keep from being swallowed alive by her cavernous belly button.

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