Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve captured what could be the last terrified moments of Cuba Gooding Jr.‘s life, Sam Woolley and Layla Flaherty almost convince me that all Housewives programming isn’t soul-sucking putrid feces shat into my TV by Satan himself. (It is.) And 50 Cent provides the black microphone pic to end this meme – that exactly 4 people on the entire internet are even aware of – FOREVER!
What do you get when you cross Italy and Venezuela with a bikini? The answer’s in the Final Five,
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Sheesh, Emma, lay off the spray tan.
Crazy lady requests one more child.
The over the arm scarf – certainly not gay…
Wow, I never knew she could look like Sasha Gray.
That’s who I thought it was too.
I did also.
I was thinking more Peewee Herman in drag…
Yet another child star success…
Lol!
Bwahahaha
Tits are tit and tit. Did I mention tits?
Keira,
Congratulations. You now look like my 19 year old hipster male cousin who asked me the other day if I knew who Nirvana was.
That dude looks like a semi-hot chick. Did you feel his boobs?
Hmmm… smells like a fish market…..
how do you bleach hair that short? her scalp must be burned like Freddy Kruger’s nutsack.
Cuba has the “Is that a roll of quarters in his pocket or…” look on his face.
“I shall magic you away from me with my magic spell of magickery. I learned it from an old friend of mine. Perhaps you’ve heard of him? A Mr. Harry Potter? MMmm? Yes? Then cast ye aside and let me pass. HaHA!”
That is the worst selling doll in history.
Yikes! Carson Kressley could use some ‘tox
Look at her toes and you tell me if shoes like that are worth it!
She has huge feet. They don’t come close to fitting those shoes. Hmm, guess that’s why Shauna and Courtney wear the too short stripper heals so their toes don’t do that.
What the fuck is that?
In the British version it’s the wife who croaks.
Hey look it’s seth rogan. And why the fuck did Ozzy take his glasses off?
Man, he still has a mark from where that valve hit him in the head during Crimson Tide.
ummmm….
Something ain’t right in this picture and I can’t figure it out. Not impressed but then again, they let Blohan pose.
Its like she stepped into a time wormhole and everything below her tits flashed forward to 2040.
Bending over is only a good look from the side or from the back. But this bitch still isn’t doing it right. She’s not even poppin’ that ass! The amateurs they let pose for Playboy these days! Shame!
“This is how many guys I’ve banged named Billy Bob.”
Those only qualify as ‘hotpants’ because her thighs rubbing together are going to set them on fire.
One of my high school friends had a souped up Nova the color of Terence’s suit.
The look of a man who just heard “Show me the money” for the 1,000,000th time.
Classy. He stabs European style.
Good plan. If the cops show up, he can claim the bag of pot is the dog’s.
Available to the highest bidder.
So women are just sloppy drunks.
SOME women…..
dammit
Thought it was Amber Portwood. Oof.
He looks like he’s about to launch into a long, slurred-speech infested had to be there story.
i would still hit it
“It’s not suede, it’s microfiber…you cretin”
Irons needs to switch off from the tobacco juice and coffee toothpaste he’s been using.
Glad to see they found a market for Crest Beige Strips.
Funny Eric
her expression looks like she just saw herself in a mirror, making that expression.
^win
Ha, I thought it was Snooki taking a shit.
Having a pet dingo does not offset wearing that hat.
without the red hair, she seems oddly plain. Like I’m barely interested in strangling her at all.
Once she loses consciousness, you could dye her hair. Just saying.
That is one sexy vampire.
Go to actor for any role that requires bib overalls.
LAX has wax figures? It’s weird out there.
fat
and fug
Just get down and apologize Jon. Don’t let that shit come between you.
“Can you spare some change for a down on her luck actress who didn’t invest her High School Musical residuals well? No, ok..god bless”
“Your table is ready, sir.”
Kate Middleton’s cheap knockoff.
he could floss with rope
Looks like they left the “t” out of her name.
Ah yes…the elusive lesbian booger pick.
Her skeleton seems to be trying to make a break for it in several locations.
The choice between her, Rosie O’Donnell, or stepping in front of the 5 train has never been clearer.