The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.11.12

January 11th, 2012 // 503 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve captured what could be the last terrified moments of Cuba Gooding Jr.‘s life, Sam Woolley and Layla Flaherty almost convince me that all Housewives programming isn’t soul-sucking putrid feces shat into my TV by Satan himself. (It is.) And 50 Cent provides the black microphone pic to end this meme – that exactly 4 people on the entire internet are even aware of – FOREVER!

What do you get when you cross Italy and Venezuela with a bikini? The answer’s in the Final Five,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Emma Stone
    it had to be said
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    Sheesh, Emma, lay off the spray tan.

  2. Angelina Jolie
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Crazy lady requests one more child.

  3. Ian Somerhalder Scarf
    Frank The Duck
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    The over the arm scarf – certainly not gay…

  4. Keira Knightley
    it had to be said
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    Wow, I never knew she could look like Sasha Gray.

  5. Rick Schroder Forehead Bruise
    Frank The Duck
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    Yet another child star success…

  6. Francesca Frigo Bikini
    it had to be said
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    Tits are tit and tit. Did I mention tits?

  7. Keira Knightley
    Deacon Jones
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    Keira,

    Congratulations. You now look like my 19 year old hipster male cousin who asked me the other day if I knew who Nirvana was.

  8. Rosie O'Donnell Nose Pick
    Frank The Duck
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    Hmmm… smells like a fish market…..

  9. Amber Rose Butt Leather Pants
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    how do you bleach hair that short? her scalp must be burned like Freddy Kruger’s nutsack.

  10. Terrence Howard Cuba Gooding Jr.
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Cuba has the “Is that a roll of quarters in his pocket or…” look on his face.

  11. Ian Somerhalder Scarf
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    “I shall magic you away from me with my magic spell of magickery. I learned it from an old friend of mine. Perhaps you’ve heard of him? A Mr. Harry Potter? MMmm? Yes? Then cast ye aside and let me pass. HaHA!”

  12. Sam Woolley Cleavage Desperate Scousewives
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    That is the worst selling doll in history.

  13. Sandra Bernhard
    Frank The Duck
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    Yikes! Carson Kressley could use some ‘tox

  14. Layla Flaherty Squatting No Shoes
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    Look at her toes and you tell me if shoes like that are worth it!

    • She has huge feet. They don’t come close to fitting those shoes. Hmm, guess that’s why Shauna and Courtney wear the too short stripper heals so their toes don’t do that.

  15. Sandra Bernhard
    Lupusyonderboy
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    What the fuck is that?

  16. Layla Flaherty Squatting No Shoes
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    In the British version it’s the wife who croaks.

  17. Emma Stone
    Richard McBeef
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    Hey look it’s seth rogan. And why the fuck did Ozzy take his glasses off?

  18. Rick Schroder Forehead Bruise
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    Man, he still has a mark from where that valve hit him in the head during Crimson Tide.

  19. Francesca Frigo Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    ummmm….

    • Something ain’t right in this picture and I can’t figure it out. Not impressed but then again, they let Blohan pose.

      • Deacon Jones

        Its like she stepped into a time wormhole and everything below her tits flashed forward to 2040.

      • It's the kimkim, bitches

        Bending over is only a good look from the side or from the back. But this bitch still isn’t doing it right. She’s not even poppin’ that ass! The amateurs they let pose for Playboy these days! Shame!

  20. Angelina Jolie
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    “This is how many guys I’ve banged named Billy Bob.”

  21. Raven Symone Short Shorts
    Frank Burns
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    Those only qualify as ‘hotpants’ because her thighs rubbing together are going to set them on fire.

  22. Terrence Howard Cuba Gooding Jr.
    cc
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    One of my high school friends had a souped up Nova the color of Terence’s suit.

  23. Terrence Howard Cuba Gooding Jr.
    Commented on this photo:

    The look of a man who just heard “Show me the money” for the 1,000,000th time.

  24. 50 Cent
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    Classy. He stabs European style.

  25. Jon Hamm Walks Dog
    Frank Burns
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    Good plan. If the cops show up, he can claim the bag of pot is the dog’s.

  26. Amber Rose Butt Leather Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Available to the highest bidder.

  27. Layla Flaherty Squatting No Shoes
    Commented on this photo:

    So women are just sloppy drunks.

  28. Vanessa Hudgens Short Shorts
    Snack pack
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    Thought it was Amber Portwood. Oof.

  29. Rick Schroder Forehead Bruise
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like he’s about to launch into a long, slurred-speech infested had to be there story.

  30. Keira Knightley
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    i would still hit it

  31. Rick Schroder Forehead Bruise
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    “It’s not suede, it’s microfiber…you cretin”

  32. Jeremy Irons Yellow Teeth Scarf
    Frank Burns
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    Irons needs to switch off from the tobacco juice and coffee toothpaste he’s been using.

  33. Jeremy Irons Yellow Teeth Scarf
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    Glad to see they found a market for Crest Beige Strips.

  34. Sandra Bernhard
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    her expression looks like she just saw herself in a mirror, making that expression.

  35. Layla Flaherty Squatting No Shoes
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    Ha, I thought it was Snooki taking a shit.

  36. Jon Hamm Walks Dog
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    Having a pet dingo does not offset wearing that hat.

  37. Laura Prepon
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    without the red hair, she seems oddly plain. Like I’m barely interested in strangling her at all.

  38. Emma Stone
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    That is one sexy vampire.

  39. Woody Harrelson
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    Go to actor for any role that requires bib overalls.

  40. Ian Somerhalder Scarf
    dontkillthemessenger
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    LAX has wax figures? It’s weird out there.

  41. Amber Rose Butt Leather Pants
    tod
    Commented on this photo:

    fat

  42. Jon Hamm Walks Dog
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Just get down and apologize Jon. Don’t let that shit come between you.

  43. Vanessa Hudgens Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    “Can you spare some change for a down on her luck actress who didn’t invest her High School Musical residuals well? No, ok..god bless”

  44. Ian Somerhalder Scarf
    Commented on this photo:

    “Your table is ready, sir.”

  45. Sam Woolley Cleavage Desperate Scousewives
    cc
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    Kate Middleton’s cheap knockoff.

  46. Woody Harrelson
    tod
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    he could floss with rope

  47. Busy Phillips Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like they left the “t” out of her name.

  48. Rosie O'Donnell Nose Pick
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah yes…the elusive lesbian booger pick.

  49. Leslie Bibb Side Boob
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    Her skeleton seems to be trying to make a break for it in several locations.

  50. Sandra Bernhard
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    The choice between her, Rosie O’Donnell, or stepping in front of the 5 train has never been clearer.

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